00:00I've included some Polaroids of your granddaughter and your hot American boy toy.
00:10Don't feel bad for being confused about Missy's friend.
00:12He is a boy, but don't worry, I'm on top of it.
00:17Taylor's a boy?
00:19Yes.
00:20So when you went to the movies with him, he was a boy?
00:22Mm-hmm.
00:23And when you went swimming at his house, he was a boy with his shirt off?
00:26I never said he was a girl.
00:28No, I said he was a girl and you didn't correct me.
00:30I don't remember who said what.
00:32Yes, you do.
00:33And that is the last you're seeing of Taylor.
00:34Dad, it's not what you think.
00:36He doesn't like me like that.
00:37He's a 13-year-old boy.
00:38He likes all girls like that.
00:40He's 15 and he doesn't.
00:4215?
00:43And he really doesn't.
00:45The hell does that mean?
00:50Oh.
00:52Yeah.
00:54So he's like a gal pal?
00:57Bingo.
00:59Okay.
01:01So can I go to his house and watch a movie?
01:04No other boys will be there?
01:06Just him and me.
01:07All right, then.
01:09Thanks, Daddy.
01:11It's a different world, Mayor.
01:13I'm proud of Missy for keeping an open mind and, shoot, I'm proud of myself.
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