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00:00Season two of Barstow basketball has commenced.
00:04This team is different.
00:05We have 12 people now.
00:07I'm hoping we can make some improvements.
00:10I also really love the core of the team we had.
00:13If you make the team, it doesn't mean you're gonna get minutes.
00:14You might not play at all.
00:16And you have to be okay with that.
00:18Obviously, the goal is to win everything, to win it all.
00:19But if we don't make it out of that first round,
00:22this season is complete and total failure.
00:24You have to constantly be moving ahead.
00:26You have to constantly be setting new expectations
00:28and achieving them.
00:29And for us, if we take a step back,
00:31or if we just stay neutral, that is a wild failure.
00:33Here you go, GM.
00:34You made the team.
00:35No, just say some shit like,
00:35what can I improve on?
00:36What you need to improve on is not be a complete
00:38and utter piece of shit to your teammates.
00:40All right, that's all I need to hear.
00:41Like, just be a better teammate.
00:43Just shut the fuck up.
00:44Play really good basketball like I know you can do.
00:46Yeah, it sounds like we're getting
00:47almost everyone back.
00:48So, you know, we have you,
00:50Marty,
00:51Jetski,
00:52Hubs,
00:53Mulcahy,
00:54John Rich,
00:55and
00:56and Billy.
00:57Did I make the team?
00:58You're right.
00:59That's it, we got the game tied, 7-3.
01:00Thinking about taking some shots this year.
01:02So, Jetski,
01:03you knew you were on the team?
01:05Yeah, I did.
01:06All right, here we go.
01:06That was nerve-racking.
01:07You made that team.
01:08You made that team.
01:09You got cut from the basketball team.
01:13You didn't try out for the basketball team.
01:14I was all for cuts.
01:16I really was.
01:17I kind of wanted to have,
01:19let's say, nine people.
01:20Definitely needed some fresh blood, though.
01:22Because what happened last playoffs,
01:26something needed to change.
01:27I don't know if it was coaching.
01:29I don't know if it was players.
01:30But we needed some fresh blood.
01:31So, we figured, let's bring back our whole team.
01:34Maybe add some new people that could help.
01:36Love to have you on board.
01:37Welcome to the team.
01:39Got a game tonight, 7-30.
01:40Good news.
01:41Okay.
01:42You're on the team.
01:43Yeah.
01:43Excited to have you.
01:44Expecting that.
01:45Perfect.
01:46All right, good.
01:47You're on the team.
01:48Here's your jersey.
01:48Shocker.
01:49As long as you work at it, love to have you.
01:50But you're not going to play a ton to start.
01:51Yeah, I just want to be on the team.
01:53Wait, are you serious?
01:54Wait.
01:58How many fouls per game are allowed?
02:00It's a deep bench.
02:01You're going to be one of the first ones off of it.
02:02Sounds like a trophy culture.
02:04You got 12 you're carrying?
02:05Got 12 people.
02:05And we're not running the Grinnell system?
02:07Don't be an asshole.
02:08Pass the ball.
02:10Don't be a piece of shit.
02:11Is this the best decision he's ever made?
02:12This is the best decision you've ever made.
02:14And if you, this is the best decision
02:16you've ever fucking made.
02:16What's the policy on playground fouls?
02:18Yeah, you got any plays?
02:19Working on it.
02:20Did you step it up?
02:21You're improving the team's roster.
02:22Did you make any improvements?
02:23I haven't.
02:23If you don't play him enough,
02:24he will run you out of town.
02:26All the playground fouls I've ever committed,
02:28they were never premeditated, but they have.
02:29One thing that the ref,
02:30if he's out of position, he's going to get talked to.
02:32You're probably going to play like three minutes a night.
02:34So be prepared to not play much at all.
02:36Three minutes a night is fine
02:37as long as he's hitting all the clutch threes.
02:38This ref is very, very, very intense
02:41and takes it very seriously.
02:43What rule do you see a limit on Tex?
02:45Like I'm the guy on the bench that'll come in
02:46like if it's like a 20 point game,
02:48like I just want to get some runs.
02:49I think you're going to like my style.
02:51I like all of them.
02:51I'm not a shooter.
02:52I've never been a shooter, but I'm a fucking killer.
02:54Yeah, I think off the opening tip,
02:56you should have a screen, a back screen, get it and go.
02:58So just know you're not going to play very much at all.
03:01Five to 10 minutes.
03:02Five to 10 minutes a game.
03:03Take the under.
03:04All right, thanks.
03:05We're good.
03:06This is my first social activity in over 200 days.
03:10That's right, yes.
03:11I've been with Frank Fleming.
03:12Yeah.
03:13202 consecutive days.
03:15Yes, you have.
03:15So I have a lot of pent up stuff in me right now.
03:19All right.
03:19We're carrying 12 guys.
03:2012 guys.
03:21Well, 12 people.
03:22All right, my agent is the media.
03:24Just remember that.
03:25Fair enough.
03:26All right.
03:27All right.
03:27Excited to have you on board.
03:287.30 tonight.
03:29Yeah, yeah, I'll be there.
03:30I'm going to get someone to punch me in the fucking face
03:31without breaking a single one.
03:33All right, congrats, Chief.
03:34Woo!
03:35I'm not going to hurt the team.
03:36I'm going to hurt the other team's psychology.
03:37That's what I like to hear.
03:39That's what I like to hear.
03:39As long as it's not going to hurt the team.
03:41Bosco.
03:42We need fundamentals.
03:43We have a lot of people that are athletic,
03:45but we also have a lot of people that don't know
03:47how to play the game of basketball.
03:49Bosco knows where to be.
03:51He knows where other people are.
03:52He knows how to set screens.
03:53I think he could be a welcome addition,
03:56a healthy player to this team.
03:58Healthy might not be the right word,
03:59but we're excited to have him.
04:00So Rico is the most knowledgeable basketball-wise,
04:05maybe on the entire team.
04:05Rico is going to start the season on the bench.
04:08So that could lead to some issues, right?
04:11If Rico can be the good teammate Rico,
04:15and the Rico that's going to be ready to play
04:17whenever called upon, ready to go.
04:19That sounds great.
04:20First set there.
04:21Double slash.
04:24Rico's running plays already.
04:26Get him blind picked.
04:26First set, back door.
04:28The what?
04:28First set, blind picked.
04:29All right, well.
04:36If it's going to be the Rico that is constantly
04:38bitching about minutes, constantly pouting,
04:41and being miserable about the experience,
04:43that's the Rico that I just,
04:45I don't know if I want to be.
04:45On my preseason diet.
04:47What could you bring to the team?
04:48Energy, knowledge, potentially play a coach.
04:52Sets, holding the refs accountable,
04:53hookups for uniforms potentially.
04:56Like I think maybe if we get
04:5912 Northwestern State reversibles.
05:02Tommy's not going to add a single thing,
05:05one singular thing to this team athletically,
05:08or from a basketball standpoint,
05:09but I think he's funny.
05:10So it can't hurt to get some more eyeballs on the team.
05:13That's why we have Tommy Smokes.
05:14Let's just say it.
05:15Say what it is.
05:16I don't play defense that much.
05:18If you guys want to fucking play a great team,
05:21then go find fucking random guys off the street.
05:23If this is about content, if this is a documentary,
05:25then I should be in 2025.
05:26How about if you played-
05:27I'm fucking Nick Mulcahy and his electric personality.
05:29Oh, he's the silent assassin.
05:32So yeah, he's the silent assassin.
05:34I would be kind of shocked if Tommy's still on the team
05:36by the end of the season.
05:37I see him quitting, throwing a temper tantrum,
05:39maybe game three or four and quitting.
05:40Clumber's a punk ass bitch,
05:41and I don't respect him at all.
05:43He takes this weight like almost concerningly seriously,
05:46where I'm like, oh my God,
05:47he has something wrong with him
05:48if he's taking it this seriously.
05:49I start and I finish.
05:51Well, you won't start.
05:52I start-
05:53Unless, unless I'm wrong, unless I'm right.
05:55I could be incorrect.
05:56I'm going to have to open my eyes.
05:57I've never seen you put that.
05:57I get the ball, I shoot.
05:58I shoot the ball.
06:00People know I'm on the court to shoot.
06:01My best attribute is hitting wide open shots
06:04and not too far away from the basket.
06:05You sound like the most selfish fuck ever.
06:07I'm either playing starter minutes,
06:10or I might come to the games and root against him.
06:13I think really my role in this team should be clutch threes.
06:17End of the half, end of the game.
06:19We need a clutch three, put smokes in,
06:21give him the ball, watch him work.
06:22Zero passes, zero dribbles, zero defense.
06:26Wide open shots.
06:27That's what I did.
06:28Like Pat Bev, but with all offense.
06:30No defense.
06:31I'm not going to exert myself playing useless defense.
06:33I don't pass because I want the glory.
06:36I'm a shooter.
06:37I'm a fucking good one.
06:38I think Tommy playing is a mistake.
06:40I don't think Tommy is going to,
06:43I don't think he's going to bring much to the table
06:44athletically.
06:45If Tommy's still on the team
06:46and like grinding it out as a bench player,
06:48I would love to see that.
06:49I would be shot to hell.
06:50I have no, everyone in this roster, all 12 names,
06:53I have the least amount of confidence in Tommy.
06:55Tommy's a distraction.
06:56It's the, if Tommy's on the team,
06:58then the circus is in town.
06:59You don't want the circus.
07:00You want to win.
07:00You guys are actually pretty good last year too.
07:01If Clemmer doesn't play me enough,
07:03I will turn the team against him.
07:04Like I can easily run him out of the lock.
07:06If I feel like I'm not being properly valued,
07:08I will tear this locker room apart.
07:10I will turn this into a game survivor.
07:12Clemmer sucks.
07:12This guy sucks.
07:13This guy sucks.
07:14I'll make them all hate each other.
07:15We added Jenks.
07:16I think Jenks could be an absolute pit bull out there.
07:18He's a psycho.
07:19I'm going to get someone to punch me in the fucking face.
07:22Jenks is interesting.
07:23Jenks might be good.
07:24Jenks plays great defense.
07:26He just does not give up.
07:28That's what I like.
07:28So I'm really excited to have him on board.
07:30I think he can be a difference maker.
07:31We added some depth.
07:32We added Gia.
07:33I think Gia can shoot the ball well.
07:34I'm excited because this is like my first chance
07:37to like play basketball competitively in New York.
07:40And I've been missing it a lot.
07:42So yeah, I'm just super excited.
07:43Seems to be willing to do whatever,
07:44like okay with playing limited minutes,
07:47okay with kind of whatever is kind of called upon.
07:49So that having someone like that on the bench
07:52is a huge asset.
07:53I'm kind of scared of Coach Clemmer.
07:54I've gotten the clips and the videos.
07:56He's intense.
07:57Like he'll yell.
07:58Like you think Clemmer's like a very low key guy,
08:00but like he's very competitive.
08:02So I don't want to get yelled at by Coach Clemmer.
08:04I'm going to be scared.
08:05We added Jack Mack.
08:06I don't think Jack Mack's going to add shit,
08:08but fuck it.
08:09Maybe he'll get us some TikTok views.
08:10I think this year having a deeper roster will help.
08:13I think having Billy helping for an entire season will help.
08:16I think the additions,
08:17especially like Rico and Janks will help.
08:18Just having a deeper roster of more guys that can play,
08:21married with guys who are now used to playing
08:23with each other for a full season.
08:24I have very high hopes
08:25and I will be very disappointed if we don't.
08:27The team's going to be awful.
08:28Rico.
08:29The team is going to be awful.
08:30We were good last year.
08:31Right now?
08:33Oh my.
08:34No, no, no, no.
08:35What was that?
08:36That's the first shot.
08:38Is this a joke?
08:39Is he joking?
08:41He's trolling, right?
08:43Dude, I haven't shot in a little bit.
08:45He's trolling.
08:49No, he's got to go until he hits the rim.
08:51All right, all right, all right.
08:54No, no, no.
08:57All right.
09:04All right, that's not even a praise.
09:08Ah, come on.
09:09Where's the, ah, where's the foul?
09:11Oh.
09:13Boom.
09:15Boom.
09:17What a steal.
09:21Oh.
09:26Water.
09:27Splash brothers.
09:30Dude, he's too all over me.
09:32He's got me.
09:34He's got me now.
09:36What do you say now, clubber?
09:38He had to coach by the time I saw this.
09:42Off.
09:43Oh, boy.
09:46Oh.
09:51Jenks is brilliant.
09:52Tommy and Jack.
09:56I think we'll have roles in this team if they want to,
09:58but it's going to be tough getting a ton of minutes,
10:00so I'll probably talk to them about that.
10:01Tommy's a better shooter than I thought.
10:02What I'm looking forward to in the first couple of games
10:05is to see how this 12-man rotation
10:07makes Clymer Lewis's fucking mind,
10:09because he's gonna.
10:11We all know he's gonna.
10:12This is different than last year,
10:13where last year, we didn't know,
10:15we thought we might go 0-6 or 0-5, whatever,
10:17and that was our season.
10:18This year, we know we're decent.
10:20I think we can be good,
10:21and the expectations are, like, ratcheted,
10:24for me, like, way up than they were this time last year.
10:26We're here at the 14th Street Y in New York City,
10:29where Barstool Sports is going to be competing
10:31in season two of Barstool Basketball.
10:34Have Chris Clymer and Dana Beers created a team
10:36that can get them over the playoff hump?
10:38Last year, after an embarrassing loss in the playoffs,
10:40the team has been reconstructed.
10:41We have some old faces.
10:42We have some new faces.
10:43Will this team win?
10:45Time will tell.
10:45I feel good.
10:46It feels like we got the squad back, but with times 10.
10:49Got a lot of people here.
10:51Excited for it.
10:52Big shot Bosco might be here today.
10:53I've never been with a bigger group of psychos.
10:55This team is definitely not gonna make it
10:56through the season without getting kicked out.
10:58Triangle and two is the play.
10:59Bam!
11:00They got two guys that are cautious.
11:01Clymer just said you can see my scrotum in these shorts.
11:03Clymer hasn't looked down at this end of the floor
11:05fucking one time.
11:06Triangle and two is the play.
11:07This kid can play, and that kid can play,
11:09and this kid can shoot.
11:10Triangle and two.
11:11He hasn't looked down here fucking once.
11:13You would think he would scout and go Grinnell system.
11:15They have five guys.
11:17Don't worry about the Grinnell system, Rico.
11:18Worry about making some fucking shots.
11:20You guys lost first round of the playoffs last year.
11:21Is it championship or bust?
11:23Yeah, yeah.
11:24I mean, like, if we don't at least get there,
11:27this season is a complete and utter disaster and failure.
11:31We have to at least, always have to be improving.
11:33So we have to at least take a step forward,
11:35or a neutral or a step back is not enough.
11:37Triangle and two.
11:39All right, guys, bring it in.
11:40Stick to the jumpers.
11:42In, in, in.
11:43Nothing out.
11:44I don't want to see threes unless it's a wide open shot.
11:46I swear to God, we're going to win in the paint.
11:47If we don't, if you guys start taking
11:49these fucking threes again,
11:50and guys from your last year know,
11:51I'm going to lose my fucking mind.
11:52Try and get everybody in tonight.
11:54Do our best again.
11:54Full roster, I love seeing that.
11:56What's the predominant hand of the two best players?
11:58I don't know.
11:59Figure that out on the floor.
12:00Next time, we got to come to the private meeting, okay?
12:02Don't bring that in front, okay?
12:04Rico, you keep that up,
12:05you're going to be running the bench
12:05with me the whole game.
12:06Lefty, lefty, lefty.
12:10All jump balls will go to defense.
12:12We do not rotate.
12:13It goes to defense.
12:14Do everybody understand that?
12:15Yeah.
12:16How do you do alternating possession
12:17at the beginning of the second half?
12:18No.
12:19So if y'all get the tip,
12:20it's their ball second half.
12:21What do you mean?
12:22Okay, so alternating possession.
12:23Not during the game.
12:24Just only during the jump and second half.
12:25I ain't right.
12:26Okay.
12:27Clap it up.
12:28Let's get started.
12:29Let's go.
12:32I won't mention if he's going to run the floor or not.
12:35Dana, Billy, Mokhehi, Marty, and Hudson.
12:40Four, three, two, one, go.
12:44Game on the set.
12:49All right, come on guys, let's go.
12:52First game, we had to shake some of the rust off for sure.
13:00You haven't scored a point yet.
13:01That's the biggest mismatch.
13:02Clear it out of the way.
13:04There you go.
13:05Identify the mismatch.
13:06That kid can't cover himself with a blanket.
13:08If you're looking at the back of his head,
13:09he can't see you fucking go by him.
13:13There you go.
13:14That's what I want to do.
13:15Let's go.
13:18Go to the table.
13:19Go to the table.
13:21All right, relax.
13:22Sit down.
13:23Make your free throws.
13:23Sit down.
13:29Three.
13:30Good cut, good cut.
13:32Fuck me.
13:37Come on guys.
13:39Let's go.
13:43Yeah, way to go, Nick.
13:46The fact that Rico is before me in the rotation
13:48is despicable.
13:49I'm pissed the fuck off.
13:51Also, if he spends less time overreacting
13:55to every missed shot and planning out the rotations,
13:58that would be a little disappointing.
14:05Just contain him.
14:06Just contain him, Dana.
14:07Good defense.
14:08Good defense.
14:08Get that.
14:09Body, body, body, body.
14:14Yeah.
14:15Way to go, Rico.
14:20There you go.
14:22Let's go guys.
14:22Now we're playing basketball.
14:28Yeah.
14:31Good pass, Nick.
14:31Great rebound, Bill.
14:32There you go, Billy.
14:34Good look.
14:37I love this, Billy.
14:38I love this version of you.
14:42Oh.
14:45Foul is here first.
14:46With the push off the side.
14:48Going up.
14:48Two sides.
14:49Let's go.
14:50Great job, Rico.
14:51Great job, Rico.
14:52Great job, Rico.
14:53Great job, Rico.
14:54Great job, Rico.
14:55Great job.
14:56Are we winning or are we running and gunning?
14:57Are we winning or are we running and gunning?
15:00I'm putting you in.
15:01All right.
15:02Tommy, Gia, Dana, Billy, and Hugs.
15:06All right.
15:07All right.
15:07All right.
15:08I got top of my head.
15:09Love it.
15:10Where's the mismatch?
15:11That's the mismatch.
15:12Yeah.
15:14Gia, way to go.
15:19All right, got it.
15:20My little triangle in two.
15:21My little triangle in two.
15:24One more.
15:26Yeah.
15:27Triangle in two.
15:29Not bad.
15:29Didn't do anything wrong.
15:30Wait, wait, wait.
15:31Who's second?
15:32Great job.
15:33Great shot, Gia.
15:34Good cut.
15:35Good pass.
15:36Good pass.
15:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:37Hey.
15:38Yeah.
15:40Here we go.
15:41Billy, hands up.
15:43You gotta contest those shots, Billy.
15:45You got two arms.
15:46Use them.
15:49Good shot.
15:50There you go.
15:51Good shot, Nick.
15:52Oh.
15:53Hey, yo.
15:55Go man.
15:56And just keep passing him through at all times.
15:58And don't let him screen you.
16:00Should be a box in one.
16:01Triangle in two.
16:02The other kid could shoot.
16:02They got three leopards.
16:05I didn't even put my hand up when the kid shot.
16:07A lot of people on the roster.
16:08A lot of voices.
16:10That's something we just gotta do a better job of
16:12as we move forward.
16:13Always opposite table side, no?
16:16It's a little jammed up over there.
16:17You don't do it opposite.
16:18NFHS is usually opposite table side, right?
16:20Normally it's opposite.
16:21Yeah, right?
16:23So if it's always, why are we taking it out here?
16:25All right, all right.
16:27Wait, let's score.
16:28Score is tied right now.
16:29I don't give a fuck about this.
16:29Let's go.
16:35Got hit, got hit.
16:37Got hit.
16:38We have a fucking brain-dead coach
16:40who's advised our team to not shoot brain-dead.
16:42So nobody's shooting until they get an inch away
16:44from the fucking rim.
16:44Everyone's scared.
16:45Come here, this isn't the 1920s.
16:47Women can vote.
16:48We're all scared.
16:48Women can vote and we can shoot threes.
16:50Already starting, huh?
16:51Not even first game over.
16:52It's good.
16:53Keep your head up.
16:54Look at this dash, John Rich.
17:01Fault, Billy.
17:07There you go, Janksy.
17:09Good shot, Janksy.
17:09There you go.
17:10Clear out, Janks.
17:11Clear out, goal.
17:13Attaboy, Dana.
17:14Attaboy.
17:19Janks, coach was just whispering in your ear.
17:21What was he saying to you?
17:22He was going to put me in,
17:23but the player that he was about to put me in for
17:24started playing really well,
17:25so I sat my ass back on the bench.
17:27That's a real friendly whistle
17:28for driving in there with no plan.
17:30Better be quiet on that bench if I was you.
17:34He's my thug.
17:40Attaboy, Dana.
17:41There you go.
17:42Attaboy, Dana.
17:43Attaboy, Dana.
17:43Like, it's a close game.
17:44People are going to start getting mad that they're not in,
17:47but it's tough.
17:47Like, we've got to have our best players.
17:49Mr. Official, just two guys talking.
17:52Your partner hasn't hit the lead in 10 trips.
17:54He hasn't hit the lead position in 10 trips.
17:56Janksy, Janksy.
17:58Let's do it, Janksy.
18:00Yeah, Dana, way to go, man.
18:02Yeah, Billy.
18:03Yeah, Billy.
18:04Way to go.
18:05That's what I'm talking about, Billy.
18:06Way to be in draft.
18:07Way to be in draft.
18:08Let's go.
18:09Let's get it, Marty.
18:10Hard.
18:11And one.
18:12Yeah.
18:17Good run, good run.
18:20Thoughts on Coach Clemmer?
18:22Who?
18:23Coach Clemmer.
18:24Is he here tonight?
18:28Thank you, Rico.
18:36Just two guys talking.
18:37You got to get in the lead spot here, sir.
18:40You don't have a look at him.
18:41You got to get in the lead spot.
18:43Yes!
18:46Let's go.
18:46Attaboy, Jank.
18:47No, no, no, no, no.
18:49That's your first and only one.
18:50That's enough to throw your ass out.
18:51Janks, Janks.
18:53Chill the fuck out, Janks.
18:55Slow it up.
18:56You're up.
18:59I hit three in a row and I get pulled.
19:00I don't know what's going on right now.
19:01I get a little hot and I get pulled out.
19:03I don't know what's up with that.
19:04I hit a three and I get pulled out.
19:05What are you going to do?
19:06Lock in on defense.
19:07We really, we're starting to miss gaps here.
19:09We have a one point lead.
19:11Four minutes.
19:12Dana, come here.
19:13I call my second.
19:14Screen, screen.
19:15Marty behind.
19:16Lob it up top.
19:17We have one timeout left, right?
19:18Nick, put it up where he can jump straight up.
19:19That's right, though.
19:20Thank you.
19:21Screen, screen.
19:22You're saying two.
19:23Yeah, yeah.
19:24One timeout.
19:24One, two.
19:25I scored.
19:26I understand, Gia.
19:27Gia.
19:28Pull me out after I score.
19:30It doesn't make any sense.
19:31You're right, you're right.
19:32Two people haven't even got any action at all in this game.
19:35We're playing.
19:35They don't play actual basketball.
19:38What did we discuss before we,
19:39I said there's going to be games
19:40where you don't get many minutes.
19:41You were fine with that.
19:42And now all of a sudden it's a problem.
19:43I didn't realize I was going to play 30 seconds.
19:45You're winning.
19:46Some people don't care about the score.
19:47Some people don't care about how many minutes it is.
19:51There you go.
19:56There you go, Billy.
19:59We can get some big coach minutes.
20:04If I was head coach, I'd be playing here as well.
20:05Thank you.
20:06And I appreciate that.
20:07I'd feel you'd be in there right now.
20:08Your defense is fucking phenomenal.
20:09If I was coach, if something happens.
20:11I'll keep that in mind when we stage a coup.
20:18He shot it at one.
20:20He shot it at one.
20:23My best free throw shoot is if they start giving them.
20:26I wouldn't have Billy out there.
20:27Go offense, defense.
20:29I'm worried about rebounds.
20:30Yeah, I mean.
20:34Help, help, help.
20:35Hands up, hands up.
20:37Oh my God.
20:44There's no overtime.
20:45We got so many minutes.
20:47Let's go for the last shot.
20:48Let's go for the last shot.
20:49Listen, listen.
20:50They have four fouls every day.
20:51Just do it, man.
20:52You need a last shot, guy.
20:53Tommy, you're trying to last shot, guy.
20:55Dude, they call every foul.
20:58I wouldn't hate putting Tommy in.
21:00All right, all right, I get it.
21:00I wouldn't hate putting Tommy in.
21:01I get it.
21:02So, do we have a night?
21:03I'm not even kidding.
21:04Okay, listen.
21:05Let's stop.
21:06Listen, listen.
21:07I am kidding.
21:09I don't want him in there.
21:10So listen, do we have a night?
21:12Where's Billy?
21:12Right here.
21:13All right, listen.
21:14Hey, shut up.
21:16Listen to Clem.
21:17What were you saying?
21:18When you get in that heat,
21:21a layup is gonna win this game.
21:22A layup is gonna win this game.
21:2310 seconds, we run a pick and roll,
21:25me and Nick, on the right side.
21:30No.
21:40Why does it stop?
21:43It's a few fives.
21:45That's six.
21:45What's that?
21:46Six.
21:47Get out of here.
21:48You're not here, Rico.
21:49Fuck.
21:50All right, you fight.
21:50Listen.
21:51Yes.
21:52He goes through five, I go six.
22:15Fuck you.
22:16Fuck you.
22:18Nice job.
22:18What a win.
22:19What a win.
22:20What a win, boys.
22:22Let's go.
22:23Lock up, Jay.
22:24Hey, it's always a good win
22:25when you don't run anything on the last possession.
22:27Folks undefeated, baby.
22:30I feel worse for Jack Mack and John Rich
22:32come all the way here.
22:33They didn't get to get in.
22:34I'm gonna do my best to get them in earlier next game.
22:37Unfortunately, this game was just too close.
22:38And I just, I couldn't,
22:40especially on newer players,
22:41it was hard to pull that risk.
22:42I'm sorry, man.
22:43No, don't worry about it.
22:45I know you wanted me to put it in,
22:46and it got close.
22:47It's close.
22:48No, don't worry about it.
22:49Next game, I'll put you guys in the first half.
22:50Yeah, don't worry about it.
22:51First off, huge win.
22:54Unbelievable job, guys.
22:56Great work.
22:56Yeah.
22:57Let's go.
22:58I know.
22:59Also, Tommy and Gia,
23:00you guys didn't play as much
23:01as I would've liked you guys to play,
23:02but it oughta be in there last possession.
23:04We got the win, coach.
23:05Yeah.
23:06Yeah.
23:07Yeah.
23:08What we've got to work on as a team is a lot of voices.
23:10And I don't mean like people cheering.
23:11That's great.
23:12But if you're chirping at me about minutes,
23:14when we're winning a game or we're in a tie game,
23:15then if you're gonna do that consistently,
23:17then maybe this isn't the team for you.
23:20Because I just don't want to hear it.
23:21I'm not going to put up with it.
23:22If you want to complain about minutes afterwards,
23:23that's great.
23:24I'm doing the best I can.
23:25We have 12 people here,
23:26a lot of personalities,
23:27a lot of egos.
23:27That's great.
23:28But I'm also don't want to fucking hear someone
23:30chirping about minutes when we're in a tie game.
23:32I just don't want to hear it.
23:33Hard hat of the day.
23:33I'm okay.
23:34A lot of hustle players.
23:35Always.
23:36Always.
23:37We're asking props next week.
23:38I love that.
23:39Windex Award,
23:40owning the boards,
23:41Billy.
23:42Billy.
23:45Handcuffs.
23:46Double award.
23:47Chesky and Jenks.
23:51Yeah, I thought the culture already would have been built,
23:53that you would have had those,
23:54but I'm happy to have it today.
23:55You guys are going to learn how to count to five, coach.
23:57Said you five,
23:58the six guys in a huddle.
24:00What?
24:00There?
24:01You're six of us.
24:02Yeah, no shit.
24:03You're not in.
24:04Who were the six guys?
24:05Healthy debate.
24:06The whole team should be in the huddle.
24:06No, I wanted the guys who were in the huddle.
24:08I like that we've got our teams.
24:10Right.
24:11That's it.
24:12Great job, guys.
24:14So we did it.
24:15Hustle plays at the Blue Collar Basketball.
24:16Blue Collar on three.
24:17One, two, three.
24:18Blue Collar!
24:19I can't be a part of that.
24:23The narrative should be,
24:24oh my God, great win.
24:25Instead, everybody's mad at coach Clemmert.
24:28He hasn't done anything
24:29and he's already tearing us apart.
24:30It's like, maybe he has no control of the locker.
24:32Many people on Barstool's bench
24:34announced their frustration in coach Clemmert,
24:36stating that his game plan is outdated
24:39and he can't handle stress in the big moment.
24:41If I don't get in tonight,
24:42I'll quit and I'll stage a coup.
24:43I'll be coaching next week over Clemmert.
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