00:00The Batman thinks his penis is bigger than mine!
00:03No, Batman!
00:05You see, I trained my penis for years to battle a shitbird like you!
00:09Look at my boner push-ups!
00:11They're clearly lifting my whole body!
00:13I'm a banana! I'm a banana!
00:17He's on the floor!
00:19Hello?
00:20When are you going to fight my penis, Batman?
00:22Fight your penis?
00:23Yes, classic penis sword fighting like the ancient Greeks!
00:27I'm not gonna fight your dick!
00:28You will fight me or I'll set off explosions in the mouths of children all over Gotham!
00:33No! Leave the children alone!
00:35Ha ha ha!
00:36Stop laughing!
00:37Ha ha ha ha!
00:38Stop laughing!
00:39It'll be the cavity apocalypse, Batman!
00:42You win, Bane! Meet me tonight!
00:44Oh, you want to meet me at night? Like a date? How romantic!
00:48Ew! Fine! Just meet me in ten minutes, then!
00:51I looked upon Batman in awe.
00:53Are you ready for some pain, Bane?
00:57Actually, I'm ready for pleasure!
00:59Nice knee pads!
01:01Oh, yes! I was planning on letting you borrow them for when you're blowing me later!
01:05Oh, sick!
01:06He fought me like I'd never seen!
01:13After we made wild gay love,
01:15I looked upon his mostly naked body,
01:17his crumpled clothes in the corner of my room.
01:20There he was, looking all cute and shit!
01:23No, no, no, no, no!
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