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00:00Well, okay, you got like is powder a new guy in there who powder I don't know that is you've seen that movie powder
00:07Oh with the but the pale guy. Yeah, there's a guy in behind. Let me see where not that guy
00:12I know that guy. Let me see him. Oh
00:19I know him. He was at the free-throw shooting thing powder. That's Doug, right? Yeah, he's a nice guy
00:24It doesn't mean he's not a nice guy. He's yeah
00:28That's a disturbing look well, it's the unnamed show Dave and I are both here Dave's in the final four congratulations
00:33I'm not I won last year. I'm gonna be got smoked last night. Yeah, you guys were awful. I
00:37Oh
00:39Look who decided to join us
00:41Where are you?
00:44We lost why are you can I ask you can I ask you something? I know I know Ryan
00:48Yeah, like why are you late for this show? I
00:51Was doing the job that I'm paid for actually with this company spitting chick with podcast
00:57That I left to join this is that a lot. Is that a
01:02live podcast
01:03Yes, live
01:05chicklets was live
01:07Do you think I'm fucking lying right now, buddy? Yeah, I think I'm making this up. Yeah
01:15I just jumped off the show that's still going on
01:20Leaving my so I
01:22Can't tune in to chicklets right now what I can tune in to chicklets, right? Yes where
01:29YouTube
01:30It's live during this Stanley Cup finals kind of thing, right?
01:34Yeah, yeah, they've been doing that. That's true. They've been doing that. Okay, and he joined us. There you go
01:40Apologize, you know, I will not
01:43Apologize for what I asked you apology. I
01:47I'll say this before the show is the difference between between me and Dave. I was critical as well
01:51I said what the fuck I was wrong. I know I apologize. I was wrong
01:56Dave, thank you Kirk
02:04Not being paid never want to be paid I like I like the show I
02:07Fucking did my show and then left the show to join you. Apologize Dave. I have cancer
02:14well, that's
02:16It's not like it's brain cancer. Well, this is like
02:22This is barely can't you won't barely car you want me I don't want to Kirk to throw up
02:26Let me see I can handle it. Let me see it
02:31My god
02:33It looks like a like a slash I took back in the day. It's a real that's real deal stuff
02:38It's like a bug bite. Yeah, right
02:41So we zoom in on it. Oh god, you zoom in on it the horror of it zoom in on it
02:46I don't think they know how to do that. You can see it. You can see it. Oh, well, here we go
02:51Zoom in on that. I mean you you're asking you're asking for apologies
02:56I asked you when your kid wasn't feeling I'm guys everything. All right, I haven't heard well
03:02Crickets on you when you want to bring up you want to bring up the text I said to you that when you told me you
03:07Had cancer I said, I hope everything's alright. Yeah
03:11No, no, no, no, no, no
03:13no, and then into you chirping me being late to a show and then
03:18Because of another show
03:24You and biz were like, oh he bailed on this going Edmonton when you knew I had cancer, you know
03:31You said it publicly after you said it publicly after no you and biz did you like? Oh
03:37He bailed when you knew I had cancer. You're also trying to get like a gym
03:42Man, you have like you have like melanoma. Yeah bullshit. No, I think home is way far serious. I think you're right
03:48Yeah, if cancers if like brain cancer at 10, you have like a zero point
03:51I had I had I had a pussy cancer. I but I'll tell you this. Yeah, go ahead
03:55Do you get some perspective from having cancers?
03:57It could be no it because it really was never like I googled it and even when I googled it
04:02it's like it's not the the most frightening kind, but all cancer serious, but
04:07It's true. Thanks
04:10Good to know if the Celtics if the Celtics lost. Oh after I did that
04:17Smoking the cigar at halftime is over
04:19There was as much as I want the Celtics to win there was maybe point zero zero one
04:24Where is like I almost hope they blow this lead because everyone would have come for my throat and I had the perfect
04:29I've all-time concert like, you know, some things are bigger than sports. I got cancer. Nobody
04:34You know so many people with cancer just ripping cigars
04:37It's like what the doctors tell you smoke
04:39I had it by that point. You told me you told me it'll come back. I have cancer
04:45So I have or have I have or have have right? Let's say I'm not gonna put my my words in people's mouths
04:52But I think your words
04:54What do you I think yeah, do you have once you have cancer and beat cancer? It stays it's never gone
05:00It's like an alcoholic. You're never not an alcoholic. No, I don't are you gonna get you told me before the show
05:05It's there's a good chance. It reoccurs though. So it's a it is a basal cell carcinoma, which is again even the doctor
05:13She's like, I don't want to make light of it. But if there's a sissy cancer, that's it. I'm a doctor's this
05:18She's an honest one. Okay, but once it appears I'm most likely to get more and I'll have to cut them out as well
05:25You have scars like this. I'll be walking around like Frankenstein. You're a freak now
05:29Looks like I got stabbed in the neck
05:31Mm-hmm
05:33All right, so what's going on with you guys? Oh, yeah, so Dave's in the yeah
05:36So Whitney's update Dave's in the semifinals to tonight live show great performance by their team Eddie's been unbelievable Eddie MVP
05:43I he deserved it. I was terrible last night Rico was terrible last night. We got killed
05:47I think the championship although up-down balls. They're very ending champ. I think that I actually think they're my pick to win. Really?
05:54Yeah. Well, who's on uptown balls?
05:56That's Lenny, yeah, that's Glenn
06:00Tommy and Tommy
06:02Yeah, I know
06:04Smitty good Smitty sent me the most like heartfelt
06:09Texts me and my family are thinking about your prayers
06:14That's the opposite of Jew. Yeah, I kind of that balance
06:17I think he's gonna he's gonna react because of that right like all the Jews gonna die. I gotta get
06:23Ah
06:27Well Compton's team is dead
06:30Well, Fidel Berg is Fidel Berg's not here because of the conflict which is all competence fault. Yes. Yes
06:36So it's Compton and and
06:40Dana beers, they're gonna get crushed by the birds in France at a wedding. So he's gonna be on zoom during this tonight. Oh
06:47Yeah, that's just they're letting him play by zoom. Talk to Jeff T. Lo. He said yes. Do you want me in here?
06:52He said yes. Oh, that's crazy
06:54You don't like that. Well, I want to shown up if I knew you could play by zoom
06:58I would have played by zoom very like a point right there
07:01Hate to agree with you, but so are you saying right now as the owner as you like get my days for its purposes for
07:09it for
07:10Is the owner of the company you saying that you're not allowing Fidel Berg to do this?
07:14I I do not have final say on how sure. Well, no what I don't last time
07:19I threatened to create a whole new league. This is his league. He's okay. I don't say okay
07:23But the trip league is always hanging in the balance
07:27Okay, so you think that's I think that's bullshit. It's a in-person event. I think that's I think that's fair
07:34Wait, no, we'll wins again
07:36No kidding. Yeah, we'll push you around again. I don't know what the five that's crazy that you can play remote
07:43That's they were there originally at one point
07:45Five birds like what if my zoom isn't working? Can I just do audio and they're like maybe I'm like
07:52Like Wikipedia
07:54What are we talking about here? Why do we yeah, that's crazy. I didn't know that I heard rumors about it
07:59But I thought it was shot down
08:01That's crazy. Okay. All right. So you're right. So yeah, so you're in it. You feel you're gonna win
08:05You guys are playing. Well, we have as good a chance as anybody but you never beat Brandon's team. They're great
08:10They're a great team's on a roll right there. They're very there's three really good teams left booze ponies
08:15I don't think are as strong. There's a lot of anybody anybody when I'd love to I know I want to win it for my
08:21Big guys, they really want it and they're great. I'm the weak link on my team. So I play well, though
08:29Still in that sling
08:30Yeah, Gus is to Gus is here. Gus has been I asked Gus I go. Why are you wearing that goes?
08:35So it just in case people bump into me
08:38What's Gus doing there Gus is interviewing as we speak for the part of my take internship
08:43He's been here since he's been here since Monday
08:47In the office since I don't know why I haven't spoken to me as 9,000 people here
08:529,000 billion fucking interns people everyone's come up saying hello. It's it's friendly world like
08:59The lot the line for the fucking lasagna last night was like Space Mountain in like the middle of July
09:05That's how I was gonna say Gus is high all day he gets the munchies you go to Barstool Chicago
09:10It's never-ending Italian. I exaggerating with that or no the food never stopped. Yeah, there's and they just graze
09:16They just roll in and just fucking graze and they just go back and watch a game
09:20How was Edmonton?
09:22It was fucking madness and the fact they're going back there
09:26It's just I I can't describe how this place was and obviously game four is like nothing to lose
09:32But they go up four or five one, whatever
09:35It was a gong show biz choked the guy out on the job saw that he was like shit out of it
09:40Yeah, get business wallow. He's just every he's I
09:45Wasn't I can't tell who he's right? Yeah, this is this guy and he is any like almost rooting for Florida. Yeah, he
09:55For the home team like whatever building he's in he goes that's what he's got a jersey and
10:01There's no losing in his world, yeah, that's that's wallow wallow wallow buys both sides and he summed it up
10:07He said it's more fun when you win. So he always roots for the winner
10:11He argues that he waits to see who's gonna win and a parties with him
10:14That's business back in Edmonton and our race flying there tonight. It's like I I
10:20It's a scene there though. It's already this Wayne set it all off. I start running around
10:26Is already dating the girl who took her shirt off or whatever?
10:29No, apparently our a
10:31See this back like in the mix as a single man, and I heard about this. I was told like
10:39Got it in with somebody. I can't really imagine this. I don't like talking about this. He brings brings this stuff up
10:44I get sick
10:45He said I get sick with him describing him pouring a cup of a body armor and let alone him talking about sex life
10:52But yeah, our is in the mix
10:53It's not with tits McGee from the Oilers fame
10:56But I don't know what's going on right now in the world of chicklets. This show's still recording. Oh, that's a good point
11:02Yeah, you bailed on them to do with us. That's true. That's true. I
11:06Gave up on the Oilers
11:09Down when it's 3-0 you gave up on him in the first in the second round Dave
11:13Why no, I really gave up on him. Elio called me that because Elio has Florida when he must be panicking
11:19He called me he goes this is not a sports call. I will hang up if you start talking about sports
11:24He goes I see you got something on your neck. What's that all about? I'm like, I'm all right
11:28I go. Don't worry. You'll get him in six. He goes. I said not a sports call hung up
11:35Yeah, he needs it he has a lot on the line so why weren't you well
11:39I've been shocked many times that and that Connor McDavid's better at his sport than anyone else's at their respective sport right now
11:47I think it's like pretty true. You're watching this guy. He's like Michael Jordan. He's just
11:54Yes, spectacular. He's been I mean the the assist that he had was spectacular
11:59He had the goal which was I mean
12:01Brodsky look lost on that one
12:03But that that's what happens when you start having a guy play the way you just you're you're like panic mode
12:09You don't know what's it's like you're is he gonna be he's so on that goal
12:13He had I'm guessing about Rossi like this guy's about to make an unbelievable pass. He didn't hope I mean, yeah
12:19He is never said in hockey too. I feel like is almost
12:24The hardest or no
12:27Basketball like a goalie can do it in hockey
12:29Yeah
12:30It it's hard to just see somebody that's that much seemingly
12:34I mean he made them look silly on that short on that power play goal
12:38So they got a long way to go, but it's how I want a long way to go because I think yeah
12:43That's why I wasn't as Celtics. Yeah, I had to turn down
12:46courtside tickets, but
12:48So why couldn't you if for example not to make this about hockey?
12:52But if a guy gets eight teeth knocked out and comes back in the game and you have the pussy cancer as you called it
12:58Why don't you just hop on a jet after that not actual sit on the front court? No, I had it that day
13:05Yeah, okay. It was at 830
13:07Yeah, my thing was that one I wouldn't made it
13:11What time we go along with him? Yeah, I was probably out of there about
13:15230
13:16You hop on a plane at 3
13:19No, no, no, aren't you taking a private plane up there? Yeah, but I mean I stars that night
13:24You know, you would have made it for no. No Bob was a right so close
13:30Time out you got it still
13:32Listen I know you guys may not fly it at I know you've flown private
13:36Maybe not as frequently as I do sure you still have to get to the airport
13:40You still have to get on the plane. You still have to get in the air all that still happens
13:43I so to leave the doctor's office at like 2 30. I'm not in the air till 344
13:49345 for the earliest it's like three hours you land Boston. I'm not gonna be late. They're not my tickets like that
13:56so that's why I didn't reschedule the appointment the the
14:00Doctor did me a favor by seeing me made
14:03like appointments for me, so I wasn't gonna cancel that I understand and then
14:08I'm not gonna take tickets and then be like half an hour late. I won't do that
14:12All right. I just don't think you would have been but we can disagree on that. I just know for a fact that if the
14:19the guy with the ridiculous blog
14:22Titles, what's his name? The Celtics rainy Greenberg?
14:26He could have had a non pussy cancer and that guy would have been there the day of the treatment so you're a big
14:33Team on the plane. That's true. Yeah, like I wanted to love to fucking go. Are you going to pray tomorrow?
14:39I am oh you are going. Yeah, what time you find out? I don't mind out 10 p.m. Tonight
14:43Okay, what are you gonna? You're gonna be on a duck boat. I think so. Yes. Nice. Nice. Okay. Yeah
14:50Okay, good. Good. Good. What else go on here? And you want to get an attending here?
14:55What do you know mad at anyone Dave Dave? What are you laughing at? What are you nodding about?
14:59What do you laugh good? What I just know got something. No, I know how Whitney's brain works
15:03I'm not gonna bring it up bring it up
15:05He was hoping I would say I was on a duck boat so he could take a shot at me like he was disappointed
15:10That's funny. No, you're right
15:12He was disappointed when I said yes, and I could see it on his face because I because in my mind
15:17I was like, well, I don't think he's on a duck boat. What's he gonna be standing there on mass?
15:21Like an ass
15:23Read his face. He he was ready to answer before I was like, you know, he looked crushed
15:31Are you gonna break the cell to the put a dying guy? It's like that, you know heroes among
15:35I'll be I could guys die a cancer. I'm gonna put on the duck boat
15:39That's that be like the meme of the guys carrying the casket like dancing around dancing that one heard him when I was like, yeah
15:45I'm on
15:48Actually ready to just go
15:50You standing on a monument now, but that is a dumb question
15:53We're gonna be on that easy beyond like Boylston ab just standing there
15:59Waving it waving a flag around putting cream on his
16:04That's why I walked for
16:08That's a good point. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. I listen. I have no if you guys stay in the crowd
16:13You guys stay in the crowd. I would have gone either way
16:15You would not have gone either way to celebrate you would not have gone if you see
16:18Missoula walking down the north and he had the Barstool hat on it was great with the Larry
16:22I did a trophy. Yeah, I did see that. Yeah, I did see that. I did see that. No, I'm not mad at anybody right now
16:28No, everything's been good here. Well bad for the show, but good for the company. Yeah, I mean we we we had the Kegs verse
16:37Tate on on the yak. I don't know if we've talked about whether I don't know how much more there
16:43Oh, but you want to do I bring them on with you feel like we're just gonna revisit the same things that they do
16:47I don't know. I think we'll just revisit it. I got no desire to have them on right now. Okay, that's fine
16:52Yeah, I don't really I mean, I just feel like
16:55My take on each other, right? Yeah
16:57I don't think we're getting new the conversation there's also types of how do I explain there's types of hate or
17:05Arguments that I find funny and entertaining. I don't particularly find theirs
17:10Funny or entertaining what's real uncomfortable? I thought I thought she was gonna punch in the other day, right?
17:16Which is a pie with that, but she's a little I always say I like Kelly Keegs. I
17:23She's lost this round because she she did what she hates so much about him
17:28She took unprovoked shots at the mean girls and ran him out of town
17:31Tate took an unprovoked shot at her since she didn't work hard and she lost her mind
17:34But it's not a funny or entertaining beef to me. Like you said, it's uncomfortable. Everyone knows I don't mind that but it's like
17:42There's something it's also none of these things ever get resolved
17:45But this really is never gonna get you can't go
17:47You can't even get to like the second part of the argument because they're just going nice
17:50It's like pure pure. I what I I got the outline sent to me and and I did get a kick out of the I
17:57Think she was she was at a bar drinking like an hour after that. I kind of respected that move
18:03Considering he's calling her lazy and she's just crushing drinks at like 3 in the afternoon based on this outline
18:08That's everybody doesn't really give him a fuck which I like. Yeah, and there's also I
18:14Mean, she's not obviously like call her daddy by a stretch to the man people do different things here
18:19She like there's spots to cover Taylor Swift and things like that, you know people do different things
18:25So I I don't the the output I get but it is what it is
18:29I found I don't think you were here the other night
18:32I'm officially like Franked out like the freak out after the matchup. I've had I've had enough. I've had enough
18:38I mean, that's Frank. I know but this was like this was like I like particularly out of control
18:43Like I lost and just lost it. Yeah, he's accused. Yeah
18:48He's a big conspiracy guy
18:50Like now they're fixing games against him and everyone's asking
18:53Everyone wants to see his team to lose and this team to win this team to lose
18:56He's very you also have to remember
18:58Frank the tank who did a podcast that nobody watched for 20 years straight and
19:05made a bet about the World Cup and said he would eat his words if he wasn't right and then in front of an audience and
19:10Nobody took a piece of paper wrote it down ate the paper. He ate his words
19:14So like sometimes people get a little caught up in the Frank stick and like oh, it's a shtick
19:20but it yeah, I mean he may amp it up, but he's also Frank like it he
19:26He definitely thinks it's rigged against them
19:31Wow, he's lost a lot of fucking way
19:36Would not qualify for the World Cup in Brazil, well, I guess I have to do this now
19:47Now again, you gotta keep in mind
19:50What's nobody was watching this?
19:53Nobody this this was a podcast of zero
19:59Ate his words, that's true duty. Listen, obviously you've dated people younger than you
20:04It is a little stranger bill Belichick is dating a 24 year old. I think they look like a beautiful cop
20:08He's 74 years old. She's 50 years younger than him. It's wheeling as they say in the Hawks
20:15He's wheeling a deal and it's more like her right? Is it? Yeah for her
20:20Well, I just I look I have a 17 year old daughter now
20:24So I think about like if my daughter one day rolled in with a 74 year old boyfriend
20:28I would be like what the fuck is going on every time. I see one of these I do one of these
20:38Yeah, you look yeah, yeah
20:40people coming out it's like listen, we're like
20:4320 years max ever and this is like 50. So you think when you're 74 you could date a 24 year old?
20:48I would like to think no, that's that's
20:51years
20:53There's so many sides of it. We're like good for that guy, right?
20:56He's getting this young tail good-looking girl, and he's 74, but that's how she was sneaking out of right?
21:03Yeah, now confirmed. Yeah. Yeah, I will say I mean and people are gonna I'll definitely get chirped for this
21:09I've heard it since I was dating
21:1220 years basically that people I go she only likes you for your money your fame
21:16I don't ever believe that's like no like we like each other
21:21That you can't believe that. Well, if you worked at Walmart Dave, you wouldn't be dating this person
21:26Except that if you were working at Walmart, you would not be dating the same
21:29No, I know I would your fame and money is how you met and how you yeah
21:33But then I overwhelmed them with my personality and now you're wearing so now they can't leave you. Oh, yeah
21:39But you know Belichick
21:42Wait a minute you understand, but you don't think you understand your fame is a big reason why you're dating these people though
21:47It's a huge reason why I meet them
21:49Give me your percent. Oh Dave. Give me a percentage
21:53So if you want your money man, well why you're with whoever what's what second one?
21:57So if you if you lost all your money tomorrow, we're famous. I'm gonna say this right now. I don't like this path
22:02We're going what you brought it up. You you you said you said you're gonna get no you're getting chirped
22:08So
22:11Of what
22:12So my question now you finally you lost all your money
22:15You're totally broke totally and your fame is gone fame your current girlfriend now you believe would be would stand right with you. Yes
22:22Okay, I think that's what you believe that I
22:25Believe after meeting. Yes, what I charm you've won
22:28Would I ever meet anybody again or be in that situation date? No zero percent
22:33But after you've spent a lot of time with somebody sure I don't think they have a plane bail on you exactly Kirk
22:39Like you're going to five-star restaurants and you're flying private. You know, I'm sure like you've ever imagined when they lose that
22:46We're gonna make this thing work and Dave says I have a voucher for Spirit Airline and we're gonna go to
22:51We're gonna go to Olive Garden tonight. I
22:53You gotta remember I one of the great personality guys of all time. It's hard to argue
23:00Yeah
23:02Fucking bedroom condo in Jacksonville, I'm sure it'd be just you'd be reeling them in
23:10I'd love to go out tonight. We got a second shift at Best Buy. I got a
23:1511 to die again and I'm acknowledging I wouldn't meet them
23:19I want they wouldn't be interested, but if you meet somebody and you get along with them
23:25I don't think they would bail on if it's like, oh Dave lost all his fucking money and
23:30I don't know how you lose fame, but whatever
23:33My point is like, okay, so you're with somebody who's 28 say and you're what 48 48 now 47 47
23:40So if you date 19 there for 30 years, that's 30 years less than my point is Belichick 74
23:45She's 24 like that relationship is not gonna that's that's what I was saying before you jump down my throat
23:52well, you said it savages I said I
23:54I
23:55believe that
23:57There's an actual like attraction. What's the number? What's the number where it's ridiculous like that's 74 24 is ridiculous 30
24:0430 so 30 anything over 30 never breaking the 30 barrier. I can't ever be held accountable
24:10I don't know though. I feel like a good-looking 60 year old guy with a 30 year old girl
24:16Yeah, maybe depends on how the guy looks it's also a little guy. It's also easy for a guy to say that. Oh
24:22No doubt, I mean I go back to a thing my buddy he said to me
24:26He's like if you broke your femur in high school
24:28you'd still be a virgin like it all comes down to fame and money and Dave and not to mention Dave like
24:34You were so ugly and then you've used your money and your resources to be
24:40You would go right back to being ugly and fat I think cuz you're spending money on your hair with
24:46Whoa, let's just let's just clarify it gets there. I've only had one thing done and that's the back of my hair
24:52I haven't had a face shit. I've I I'm got no work done. None. What do you create? This is yeah
24:59That's that's that's that's fair. I guess. Oh the big
25:03Fatness was well. Yeah, it's sorry. I didn't leave my fucking office
25:08I was eating a full baguette and then chicken Caesar salad and pizza
25:11I and never getting sunlight sunlight and that's the other thing you're not gonna catch me
25:15If if this stuff comes back and takes me down
25:19You won't ever hear me say be one of those guys. You better get checked and do this. I wait too late
25:23I know what I'm doing when I'm in the Sun and everyone's like, how would you think was gonna happen?
25:28Well, I know what I assumed. Yeah, I know that's bad for you. But you even use sunscreen though or no
25:33I I like to go a little bit like, you know
25:3725 minutes off and then you put it on this change you with all that
25:41No, not at all you've been not awakened by this at all Dave Dave Dave Dave what well you should I mean
25:50You'll still be yeah, no fucking orange like you could put you I'm not ours. Listen. Everybody should use sunscreen. Thank you
25:59But I believe but yeah, yeah, unless you want
26:03Not a great want to get no unless you like I want a great tan
26:07Okay, would you rather be pale in alive or great tan and die with a great tan honestly
26:13He's gonna say great tan and daddy. No, no, no
26:17If I make it to like 80. Oh sure, right
26:2170
26:24Great listen right now. I'm a single guy. You gotta look at like I get old
26:28I'm not gonna be like Whitney with all these kids taking care of them
26:32I so yeah, I maybe I want to check out when I'm still in good spirit. He's a good age
26:38Okay, I
26:39Mean, you're only on like you're on like the 11th hole right now, but you got a lot of light light
26:44You're young young guys still, you know, it doesn't hurt you to just chuck on some sunscreen
26:51Girls rub it all over you it'd be pale
26:55What no beat no, not you don't get tan with sunscreen, but like I think so. No, you don't know you don't
27:01But can't you be a 6 out of 10 instead of a 10 out of 10 on the tan scale and be healthier?
27:05It's a tough thing. That's like tough balance. Yeah, it's either for real struggle full speed or no speed. Sure
27:11No, I respect so that's why it's gonna be the only guy with skin cancer like getting in a tanning bed
27:16It doesn't care. I don't I don't I do care
27:20You do care about the cancer. Yes. We are you like an introspective guy where you're thinking like would you get that?
27:25I know it's not a serious cancer, but are you like no because none of that goes through your head?
27:29No, not because it never was presented as a serious and I am gonna go through for everybody
27:35I you what you should do. I was have you done? I'm gonna do the prostate thing
27:39I'm gonna do the colonoscopy those two are coming up. Those are next and then the shoulder surgery
27:43But also you're gonna get you told me you checked every six months now for yes
27:46So you're gonna deep vigil about stuff like that, right? Okay, I think that's reasonable Whitney
27:50No, that's all we can ask for from our leader is to just you know
27:53Do a physical once a year do the normal thing as your age you're doing. Well, that's what I'm gonna do
27:59That's why how do you think this happened? I went to the doctor
28:01I don't I promise I don't have a doctor you you have some pain or you just felt like you just no
28:06No, it was a routine. Yeah. No. Oh, it's your turn. Check up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What'd you say?
28:09What I actually thought somebody might have said for you to go that happened. No NHL
28:14There was a trainer standing on the bench and some woman behind him like got in touch with him somehow
28:19I was like, hey, there's something on the back
28:21Casey that happened to Casey. She was broadcasting. Yes. All right. Somebody spotted something in it turned out that yeah
28:28but no
28:30Do you call yourself a cancer survivor now? Is that your bio? Yeah, that's a that's a fact that should be in the bio
28:36No, I'm not because I don't want disrespect real like I mean, but I am it's a fact
28:40Well, it's like saying you're the US Open golf champion. That's also fat up
28:43I'm saying I do to have a t-shirt that said who has two thumbs and survived a heart attack this guy
28:48I'm say you are a cancer that I ever so I am. Yeah, the guy had to be sting survivor in his profile
28:56Yeah, that was a major story on Fox News
29:04What else going anything else
29:07No, we got this I get the parade tomorrow and then I'm gonna tuck it for a little bit
29:11When are you getting there to talk it?
29:13Don't you have a place there a little shack there? Yeah a little shack there
29:16We'll be down but I'm not rich like you I gotta rent my house
29:19I know that a couple weeks my wife said we don't have to rent it
29:22I said you want to get a job, but it's
29:26That's tough way. That's tough. I know what are you gonna do? How much a great investment? It's a
29:32I get it until the island is underwater. How you spent 50 million? Yeah, but I just that's
29:41That's you get some guy
29:43No, it's I'm gonna taking a shit in your bathroom though. Yeah, they know it's a witness state, you know, I mean
29:49No, they don't they do not no no
29:52We got we got some renters and then now they just come back every year
29:56It's phenomenal and I love it over there, but I could never be there all year Dave loves Nantucket
30:01I get it, but it's fake life. It's it's not reality every day
30:05It's you don't know what day it is in your life. Your life is so difficult. So rude in reality
30:16You go you golf a hundred days a year
30:20Anymore, that's the worst part
30:23Once hockey's over you'll be golfing
30:26Yeah, the newborn. Yeah
30:28I'm not here to talk about myself. I'm not like Dave, but yes
30:31I'll be in Nantucket for the first two weeks of July and I can't wait. It is a wonderful place
30:36I'm wondering Kirk. You think I get the invite over? I never have
30:39I mean, I would love to go but yeah, Dave's never you never invite
30:42I've only been in the house for not even a week. Will you invite the unnamed guys there at some point?
30:47Yeah, let's do an unnamed show from a show from there. He
30:50Why would I be invited there? We're friends. Elio's whole family's moving and we can't go in Saratoga
30:55We can't you Elio you gotta do what Elio did what he he literally
31:00Phrase it as my rental. There's a gap the car. I'm we're homeless. We have no way
31:06We're doing we're doing unnamed show there this summer. Yes or no
31:09Actually, I guess run name shows off. I thought we were done in like two weeks
31:14Oh
31:15Yeah, that's true. He wrote that in his contract. I'm sure you negotiated that very shrewdly. That's right. It was July August September
31:22No, no, I thought it was June July August. No one named show, but now we're end of June. So I'm just getting
31:29my hog off
31:32Well, we'll do one this summer from Dave's place that's done right Dave we'll do it for you. What do you care?
31:38Well, yeah, we gotta see what I'm there. I
31:40Fucking know
31:43I've been there. You want to talk about working your ass off? I'm flying off crisscrossing the whole fucking I've been there for two seconds
31:49All right. Well, let us know we'll figure it out
31:53I'm gonna you know, you know, do you not want us there?
31:55Say I don't know when you plan on coming. I don't you tell us we'll be there right or no
32:00Yeah, maybe what is your issue with us being I don't have issues. I like my privacy. I don't like people
32:06What do you think we're gonna do? I don't know
32:08Bob I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna eat whatever gives me diarrhea right before I go over there
32:14Toilets for 30. Yeah. Well, yeah
32:17Yeah, the good thing about having two houses is you can go into the second house that I don't even okay
32:22I'll shit in the tunnel. I'll shit in the tunnel that connects
32:25We're we might just be there all summer. You know, you wouldn't even see us fucking enormous place. It's not that big
32:31Oh, yeah, okay
32:33It isn't it's just it's right on the water almost too close to the water. That's a problem
32:37I'm sorry, I have to go through that plus the cancer. It's not easy right now
32:41You have a house
32:43That big cat was right. I watched that rundown
32:47This Caitlin Clark thing with you. It is now becoming annoying. Yeah, I don't stupid why because she
32:55For her not to make the Olympic team. That was a great video actually some random guy in Edmonton brought up that video
33:00You made awesome when she's getting fouled in games. You're just taking it overboard. You're
33:05Coming the boy who cried wolf where it doesn't matter what you say if you're gonna let me put it to the hockey
33:10Let me put into hockey dumb terms for you
33:13if Ulf Samuelsson
33:16No, no slashes some
33:19And really in the same in the knee. It's not the same
33:23It's it's her a girl who hasn't shut up about her for two years taking a cheap shot
33:31And I'm watching the game and I'm doing that for anybody if I feel like that's not true
33:35Yes, it is. You're hypersensitive to her right now if yes, that's true that why yeah, because it's a it's a yes
33:42You said yes, you mean you're right?
33:43Yeah, but I've been hypersensitive to a lot of things during my rooting career
33:46It is a random Bulls Nuggets game that happens. You're not gonna tweet about a hundred percent is bullshit. That's bullshit
33:52I just agree. Oh, you're good. I say I percent you would oh you agree with me? Okay good. I'm sorry
33:56No, I'm agreeing. But if it's somebody that I cheer for and root for like a Patriot of Celtics, we all disagree then
34:02Oh, all right, then right don't we agree that winner? No, I
34:06Seem to remember whoever that was on the Chiefs who buckled Brady's ACL. You didn't say shit, dude
34:11She got our Bernard wrist in the in the head doing a layup
34:16timeout
34:18Again, the Chiefs first of all to pretend that you remember what I said about that is so
34:24I know you didn't go as crazy as this most you don't know
34:27You don't know nothing but your but your but your point would be if Bernard Pollard who did that right had a history years of shitting
34:33Correct. I think that's right. I get that that I get but I still think I
34:37Think it's a basketball foul. I don't think that's a big deal. I just don't oh, I think she did it on purpose. I do
34:44That's a hard
34:45For doing on purpose. Did you grow up? Did you grow up liking the Celtics?
34:50Correct but but let's say it's it's the bad boy Pistons and Lambeer against the Celtics
34:54I'm gonna go crazy if Lambeer does something to bird. I'm gonna go crazy. So because there's a history in there
35:01It's the rivalry
35:01I'm watching this Angel Reese thing which I've been in the center of since it started since it started
35:08I actually started it like because I called her classless piece of shit when she was doing this thing
35:14I didn't even know who she was five minutes before she did that
35:17But everyone's like, oh you're racist this that the other thing so I became in the center of it
35:21So I've watched them every step of the way I flew to Albany to watch Caitlin Clark play LSU
35:28I flew there to watch that game. So I root and care about Caitlin Clark. I'm watching this game
35:33It's a flagrant one what I feel is a cheap shot
35:37You don't think I would rant about that situation
35:41No, I I just think that like it's it's gone overboard
35:44I think why you're I think it could be any little foul now. I think no matter what that was a
35:52No doubt. That was a flagrant one with her like
35:56Nemesis, what am I just oh that just that's weird that that just happened
36:01I'm just laughing at the white socks. They doubleheader of his hair in his Twitter account getting he's so
36:08He's in surviving. I think yes, he is. We've got yeah
36:12There's so many factions the dumb faction White Sox Dave Smitty the crazy
36:18Yeah, I think he was no he is when'd you have him? Oh the whole time? Okay. Okay. Yeah, Smitty's in it
36:25He can never say you hate him again. You're giving him a chance at quarter
36:28Well, yeah, I thought I thought it's like a good dynamic with how much I hate him
36:32All right, and him probably trying to get me out
36:35Kirk not in no Kirk's in I'm officially in the crate. That's a crazy way. Hold on. We're officially in
36:41Yes, Rico Jerry and I are officially the crazies
36:43We're officially in the chicklets crew the chicklets crews him you have the female crew the african-american crew
36:50I don't know if they're necessarily a crew. But yeah, well wallow in Gilead certainly sure
36:55I don't know their relationship with Pat Beverley with
36:59Evan I heard he may not be in he's in
37:02He's in I heard depending on the NBA like I heard depending on this sources have told me maybe not
37:08Is the season going well, I think the preseason like they do well if he has preseason
37:13He's not but he said he was Arian Foster. You think he's gonna be in he asked to be in that Bev asked to be
37:18Okay. Okay. Yeah
37:20Yes, and then you have the right you have the yeah, you're the Jerry's the Rico's
37:24Yeah, it's gonna be well, you're very into are you talking to Jeff last night? You've I think that was a good idea
37:28Yeah
37:29I said that we should get this way go ahead that there should be like
37:32Our blocks like three hours maybe for elimination cell phones have to go into a bucket
37:37Yeah, so you can't be like texting it all has to be face-to-face communication
37:42Cuz I do think I think it was too much. So I last year too much. Yeah
37:45Yeah, wait, you can't take him away from watching was just that if you're oh, you cannot be in the office
37:50So so we have a we have a Airbnb is so people we get eliminated
37:55We'll go to an Airbnb and live there. No
37:59What do you know?
38:01What's wrong with that?
38:03If I get gassed I wouldn't mind being in a nice hotel for a couple days
38:08Have you seen the Airbnbs as I usually rent? They're usually spectacular. Okay
38:13We don't rent like dumps. I'll be great when we both get kicked out early. You can watch TV together
38:17well, you know, no, but like the houses that we usually have for like Super Bowls and stuff are like
38:22They're nice
38:24Yeah, like the one that Phoenix or whatever. Yeah
38:26Yeah, and then we can also probably sell more ads in that house and oh it can be calling that stuff
38:31Yeah, I was gonna be like the Airbnb you end up in when you lose your money with your hot young girlfriend
38:41No, no, that would be that would be like yeah, no, that's that's are you talking about me or Belichick in Panama Beach?
38:49That's 20 minute drive to the water we'll make a day of it
38:55Make sandwiches, there's an IHOP. I've been hammering
39:02I can't wait for survivor. I really can't it's gonna be great. I'm like dreading it, but also so excited
39:07Once you get a walk once you get in it, it gets quite competitive the minute you walk in it's on
39:14Yeah, it's like it's already on because the only thing that stinks and I talked to you about that. Can you?
39:20There's no way to stop you can't legislate that because it's already happened
39:22I mean if people are people reaching out already to me free alliances. Yeah pre alliances
39:27Yes, no, I don't know if that helps me or hurts me that I
39:31Know way to stop it in the real survivor. Nobody knows. That's the thing playing till you show up
39:36It's impossible for us to do it that way. You can't legislate that. No chance
39:40Yeah, you're probably right because no one's everyone's gonna lie about right? Yeah, but to be clear, so it's 250,000, right? Yes, there is
39:47If there's a white buddy's gone gone. Okay, I have that is that's important Stu finer crazy. Oh god
39:55Jesus Christ
40:05It's 24 people we're gonna be here for what probably eight or nine days, I think it's a week
40:09I think it's a week. It's gonna be it's what end of September
40:12Yeah, right. No submits up to I forget it's September somewhere to be fucking we're just moving around for the chicklets guys
40:18That's all of course. Yeah, but it was moved around ten times. Well, I feel for me
40:22I was like, oh, I can't do it then like I'm out of this babe. Nope
40:27I
40:29Can't get out of this thing. We talk about crazy fucking our A's in it. Yep
40:34He basically already openly said he cut their throats for like it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, you knew that though
40:41Yeah, you got well, I guess we have a three-man Alliance, I think but that's it. I don't know how this works
40:47I don't know how to do it
40:49I'm just already kind of approaching it as Feidelberg approach it
40:53I know we didn't win but it's kind of like you play well, I guess I try not to piss anyone off
40:57But then you piss everyone off. Yeah, that's inevitable. Yeah, I think the cast is really well-rounded in that
41:04There isn't a clear way
41:06There has to be unusual things like you nobody has enough just to be like, all right, here's our Alliance. Let's go
41:12I do think there's certain people you can cross out with any chance of winning before it's like am I one of those people?
41:18Yes, I think the three really? Yes. Oh, I think Whitney could win. He's a nice guy. I guess
41:24Yeah, like Frank is not going to win, correct?
41:29I do too. I do too. I don't like Stu Kim. I don't like Frank can win
41:33I don't like Dave can win because it was I don't like Dan's gonna win
41:35I there's like seven or eight people who I say I in my mind I think can't win. Yeah, I'm a Rico guy
41:41He can't win. It'd be tough for Rico to win. But but you know, but like Jerry went very far last year
41:47He could do it if you're well-liked
41:49Like like I'm gonna piss somebody off. I think Jerry expose himself as such a liar. Well that that could hurt him
41:56Yeah, Jerry had no idea. I ever played hockey, which I thought was hilarious
42:00Not that he would know but like him just being like Whitney play. Yeah, I mean he
42:07Texted Brianna like yeah. Hey
42:11That was a good highlight package they put up for you they made me look like Bobby or
42:17my only three goals I
42:19Said to the guy underneath. I was like, hey
42:22What do you got for highlights because they had put on an old Oilers player Zach Cassian and just ran people over
42:26Right before that and he's like we got some good ones. I was like buddy. I don't know what you're talking about
42:32There was nothing. No, we did an unreal job. It took us like 16 hours
42:38But my buddy at home goes they made you look
42:41It really did. I saw clips like man. He was
42:44I'm loving Edmonton. I was despised and I've turned into a podcaster and loved like what a switch
42:51What a story you good? I'm good. What you good?
42:55I'm pretty laughing. All right. Goodbye. Just this crew. Bye. That's you
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