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00:00All right, pizza view time.
00:21We're at Luna Woodfire Pizza.
00:24Are we back in West Hartford?
00:25No, Naugatuck.
00:26Naugatuck.
00:27They've got the Fox and Park in their fridge.
00:31There's a guy, that guy right there, this guy is smoking weed, smells like weed, it's
00:37legal.
00:38You said what?
00:39Guaranteed 8-1?
00:40Guaranteed 8-1.
00:41Guaranteed?
00:42Guaranteed.
00:43All right, it's big words.
00:46It does look, it's got the New Haven 8 slice, he's guaranteeing me, this guy's guaranteeing
00:54me an 8-1.
00:55Now that, see where we just came from, where did we just come from?
00:59Sassos.
01:00That is what a New Haven Undertarer looks like.
01:03That's the crisp, where before it wasn't that.
01:06This guy's guaranteeing 8-1.
01:08The lady in there almost cried when she saw me.
01:10Is this your spot?
01:11No, I've got to call the owner and the manager.
01:12You're right.
01:13You know my skin.
01:14The only thing I'd say is a little, it's like the Grande cheese, push it down, but it's
01:36good.
01:37Yeah, it's an 8-1.
01:38The guy's right.
01:39Let's go.
01:408-1.
01:41It's an 8-1.
01:428-1.
01:43He knew it.
01:44He said guaranteed, and he was right.
01:45So there you go.
01:46See, weed doesn't fuck your brain up.
01:47The guy knew exactly what he was doing.
01:48Nailed it.
01:498-1.
01:50Luna has the New Haven vibes, New Haven everything.
02:04I love this style of pizza.
02:05So really good.
02:06Luna, Nagata.
02:07That's your review.
02:08Mugsy.
02:09What?
02:10Mugsy.
02:11I almost forgot.
02:12I got carried away.
02:15These jeans always, kids around, good pouch, I don't want to get too graphic here.
02:21You go to Mugsy.com, right?
02:24Put in your email, they'll give you 20 bucks back off your first purchase, right?
02:2820% off your first purchase, they'll send it back to you.
02:32Jeans fit good, right?
02:33They look like they're all broken, nice and stretchy.
02:35I used to get killed, people saying you're wearing too skinny jeans.
02:38These are kind of like a nice medium.
02:40So Mugsy jeans.
02:418-1, Luna.
02:42I don't know if he got my head on it.
02:45He called it before I even got out of the car, but there it is, 8-1.
02:48That's our view.
02:49Yeah.
02:50That's what we got.
02:51Luna, good stuff.
02:52Thank you, Dave.
02:53Yeah, it was really, really great.
02:54Thank you.
02:55I'm shaking.
02:56Yeah, I love it.
02:57The emotion worth the 8-1 in itself.
02:58Congrats.
02:59Thank you so much for coming.
03:00Thank you.
03:01Thank you so much for coming.
03:02Yeah, of course.
03:03You made our day.
03:04Thank you.
03:05I'm sorry, the owner's on his way.
03:06He's going to be so excited.
03:07He missed you.
03:08I'm shaking.
03:09This is great for you.
03:10I love it.
03:11Oh my God, he doesn't want you to leave.
03:12Thank you.
03:13Bye.
03:14I love watching this peaches.
03:15Thank you.
03:16Can you wait five minutes?
03:17I know.
03:18How long?
03:19Five.
03:20We have a whole like,
03:21We do that in Selma, New York.
03:22We have a circus.
03:23Come pick us up.
03:24We're just going to go pick up a,
03:25We're just going to go pick up a,
03:26We're just going to go pick up a,
03:27We're just going to go pick up a,
03:28Oh, he's like,
03:29He's one of the little kings.
03:30The little king.
03:31He's a little,
03:32He's coming.
03:33You know what they call him?
03:34The king, the brother.
03:35He's coming.
03:36Christos, Pucco, and us.
03:37It's Pucco, his brother.
03:38They're all brothers.
03:39Oh, is Luna his brother?
03:40Yeah, they're all brothers.
03:41Princess Pucco and Luna.
03:42No kidding.
03:43Triple brother ownership.
03:44He's on his way.
03:45He's racing to you.
03:46It's a chance of a lifetime.
03:47Please wait four minutes.
03:48Alright, you're guilting me.
03:49Okay, you're fox and park.
03:50I know you don't like birch hair.
03:51I don't like birch.
03:52You don't like birch.
03:53You don't like birch.
03:55I'll get you a beer next door.
03:56No, it's alright.
03:57It was a Bronx tale, remember?
03:58He goes to the door.
03:59Now you can't leave.
04:00He clicks it.
04:01The area code on the phone number
04:02I saw was Massachusetts.
04:03I'm like,
04:04Maybe, maybe.
04:05Out of the blue,
04:06you just had an intuition?
04:07I just,
04:08well, because of my intuition,
04:09I'm like,
04:10maybe,
04:11maybe,
04:12maybe,
04:13maybe,
04:14maybe,
04:15maybe,
04:16maybe,
04:17maybe,
04:18maybe,
04:19maybe,
04:20maybe,
04:21maybe,
04:22maybe,
04:23and start digging it.
04:24I just,
04:25well, because my son put me on that
04:26you're in State.
04:27Oh,
04:28that you already knew I was around.
04:29And we've been praying for,
04:30come, you know.
04:31Okay, that makes more sense.
04:32We're just little guys,
04:33so this is huge, you know?
04:34Good, good, that's it.
04:35Huge.
04:3638 and a block next door.
04:37So yeah, I looked,
04:38and, oh, man.
04:39We've been waiting
04:40for Lartch,
04:41будущiburdeh.
04:42We need an Austin.
04:43That was good.
04:44Well, his name is Austin.
04:45He calls him that.
04:46Oh, okay.
04:47That was real good.
04:48Oh, that's Michael.
04:49He's one of the three brothers.
04:50They call them the Three Kings.
04:51That's our owner.
04:52Yeah, Connecticut, they call them the Three Kings.
04:55Do you mind?
04:57Here we go!
04:58Here we go!
04:59Get over here and give me a fucking hug!
05:02What's going on, man?
05:03How are you?
05:04How you doing?
05:05Dude, I took my two-year-old, I tossed him to my wife.
05:08I said, get lost, I gotta go see Dave.
05:11You owe her.
05:12She's the one.
05:13She had me kidnapped.
05:14I said, Heather, fucking stall him!
05:16Stall him!
05:17Yeah, she did her job.
05:19Look at me, I'm sweating.
05:21Can I make you a fresh pizza, though?
05:23No, no shot.
05:24Come on.
05:25No shot.
05:26Don't start.
05:27No shot.
05:28Not a debate.
05:29Zero shot.
05:30I gotta make you a fresh one.
05:31Zero shot.
05:32Henry make it for him?
05:33Yeah.
05:34Did we do the scoring right now?
05:35Yeah, it's already done.
05:36You got a good score.
05:37No shot.
05:38I don't have another 20 minutes.
05:39Bullshit.
05:40You do.
05:41I don't.
05:42I do a whole day.
05:43You already know that.
05:44I'm gonna spray paint your face right there now.
05:45I need, what's the score?
05:46It better be good.
05:48Good score.
05:49What's the score?
05:50Hit me.
05:51I got an anthem.
05:52They have it.
05:53I got an anthem.
05:54I want to hear it from the man.
05:558-1.
05:568-1?
05:57Yes.
05:58Boy, you're upset with an 8-1?
05:59Why?
06:00Because you didn't beat your brother?
06:01This looks great.
06:02That took my breath away when that opened like that.
06:06George in there, he's gonna be happy.
06:088-5.
06:09Obviously.
06:12He made the pie.
06:13You got one more brother to try, though.
06:15I know.
06:16I didn't know the, what's it, Wally?
06:18Christopher Wally.
06:19Are you going that route?
06:21How far away is Wally from here?
06:23Where's the next stop, and I'll tell you.
06:26No, I don't trust you telling me.
06:28I swear to God, I'm not gonna lie.
06:30I'm not gonna lie.
06:31Yeah, you gotta take this left, take this right.
06:33I'm not gonna lie.
06:34I'm not gonna lie.
06:35Where?
06:36Antlers.
06:37Oh, you're going to Antlers?
06:38We used to own Antlers.
06:39That's my mom.
06:40That was my mom.
06:41You're going to John.
06:42That's my best friend, John.
06:43Yeah.
06:44I'm gonna follow you there.
06:45Can I do that?
06:46I don't know that I got a choice.
06:48I appreciate it.
06:49Can you just sign the wall for us?
06:50Yes, sign the wall.
06:51Please.
06:52Babe.
06:53Just so you know, there's nobody on the floor.
06:55I saved it.
06:56I've been trying to figure out what I'm going to do.
06:59Now we've just got Dave.
07:01Oh, Heather, get a picture of me and Dave, please.
07:03Chris is going to be pissed.
07:05You're going to John next.
07:06I got him with Dave now.
07:08He's refusing to go to Wallingford for this stuff.
07:11He gave me an 8-1.
07:14I'm not even supposed to be here.
07:16He gave me an 8-1.
07:17It's below Fuco's.
07:18Well, yeah, you weren't here to make the pizza, so I mean.
07:21Listen, it's Wednesday.
07:22I got four kids, bro.
07:23I ain't letting them fuck me.
07:24I don't know.
07:25I gotta have a day.
07:27I don't even know where Wallingford is.
07:29You went to Wallingford.
07:30You've been to Wallingford.
07:31How far is Wallingford?
07:32Tell this guy to be quiet.
07:34How far is Wallingford?
07:36Wallingford is right next to Cheshire, where Fuco's is.
07:39Five minutes.
07:40Five minutes.
07:41How far is it from here?
07:42Five minutes.
07:43Five minutes.
07:44From here.
07:45All right, I'll get you there in five minutes.
07:47He hasn't answered.
07:48It's a 10-minute drive.
07:49You're not going to be disappointed.
07:51Now you go right past Anna.
07:54Anything that's being said.
07:56Dave, can we do a first?
07:57Can you take the next order and get it on video?
08:01No, Luna's.
08:02Answer it.
08:03Luna's.
08:04This is Dave.
08:05Dave, help present that thing.
08:06Three in the back.
08:07Do it.
08:08He's on the phone right now.
08:09What can I get you?
08:10I got the first time ever he's taken an order.
08:13Yeah, what do you want?
08:14Heather, record all this.
08:15Do you have delivery?
08:16Of course we have delivery.
08:17Yeah, we have delivery.
08:18What do you want?
08:19This stuff.
08:20I got him on.
08:21He's taken an order.
08:22Tell them who it is, Dave.
08:23Hold on.
08:24I can't.
08:25That's not you on the phone.
08:26The guy's yelling.
08:27What can I get?
08:28He's on the phone taking the order right now.
08:31The first time ever Dave's taken an order.
08:34Heather, help this guy out.
08:35No, you can go.
08:36Someone's yelling in here.
08:37But what do you want?
08:38Detroit style cheese pizzas.
08:40Small or large?
08:41Detroit.
08:42Is that one size?
08:43We have 8 inch and 14 inch.
08:448 inch and 14 inch.
08:45Yeah, for regular pies we've got what?
08:48Small and large.
08:49Small and large.
08:50Small pepperoni.
08:54And a Caesar salad.
08:55With chicken?
08:56With chicken.
08:59No chicken.
09:00About 45 to an hour.
09:01About 45 to an hour.
09:02Is that alright?
09:04Why is it frozen though?
09:05Alright, thank you.
09:06You're holding me.
09:09Done.
09:10Easy.
09:11Simple.
09:13Nailed it.
09:14The girl on the other end was like, what the hell is going on?
09:17Dave, good job man.
09:18Good job.
09:19I appreciate it.
09:20Thank you so much.
09:23Alright.
09:24Dave, thank you.
09:25You want to go hit my brother?
09:26You really want to?
09:27No, I don't.
09:28I do, but not today because I know you're lying.
09:30No, I'm not lying.
09:31She told you.
09:32She told you.
09:33You already called in.
09:34Yeah, that's alright.
09:35So we'll be late.
09:37I've got to get on a plane by like 6.
09:43Look, I'll float the fucking ticket.
09:47Float what ticket?
09:48The ticket to the plane.
09:49No, it's not that.
09:50It's on the next plane.
09:51What do you got?
09:52Come on now.
09:53I can't.
09:56So you already ordered from Anna's?
09:58Yeah.
09:59You got time to do one more review of Christo's?
10:02I'm going to Google it.
10:03I don't.
10:04Let me just say it.
10:05I don't trust anything you're saying about how far away we are from here.
10:08I'm the one.
10:09I let you answer the phone.
10:10Here's my brother George.
10:11What do you mean you let me answer the phone?
10:12What the hell does that mean?
10:13That was the first.
10:14That was the first.
10:16There's Georgie.
10:17What's up, Georgie?
10:18Tell him how far Wallingford is from here.
10:20How far is Wallingford from this place?
10:28I'm telling you.
10:29I'm telling you it's 15 minutes.
10:31No, it was 10.
10:325 minutes ago.
10:3315 minutes from here.
10:34Driving has nothing to do with it.
10:35Listen.
10:3615 minutes from here.
10:37Yeah, but which way?
10:3810 minutes from Anna's.
10:39You're literally trying to go 68.
10:40Anna's.
10:41You know what you're doing?
10:42You're going to 68.
10:43You're fucking Anna's right now.
10:44Because their pizza's sick.
10:45They already paid us.
10:46It doesn't matter.
10:47No, yeah.
10:48We need to give them a fair review.
10:49Yeah, you will.
10:50You will.
10:51Well, no they won't.
10:52Because the pizza's going to be.
10:53I'll call them and tell them to put a new one in when you're driving there.
10:56Why did you do a rope-a-dope and not do Dave?
10:58Because if you.
10:59I'll show you the text I sent to Heather when I found out that you were in Connecticut.
11:02Large Cheese Dave.
11:04The call that he calls in every single time.
11:07I thought it was Dave, though.
11:08His name is Austin.
11:09I thought it was.
11:10I'm Dave.
11:11He's Austin.
11:12I know that.
11:13I'm saying I thought you put it in.
11:14No, no.
11:15Your brother should have told you.
11:16Your brother fucked you.
11:17Yeah, my brother fucked me.
11:18Of course.
11:19What's new?
11:20Yeah, because he put it under.
11:21You fucked us, dude.
11:22You didn't tell us that it's Austin.
11:23We're going to Anna's.
11:24We're going to Anna's.
11:25We're going to Anna's.
11:26What's up?
11:27You want me to follow you?
11:28I don't know, but I know you're gonna.
11:29I'm gonna.
11:30I know.
11:31Why don't you drive with me?
11:32Let me drive you to Anna's.
11:33No.
11:34I'm not.
11:35Austin, let me drive you guys to Anna's.
11:36Wow.
11:37No.
11:38Wait.
11:39You think we're crazy?
11:40Then we don't have a car.
11:41That's bullshit.
11:42That's not true.
11:43Let me drive as a courtesy.
11:44A courtesy drive.
11:45Save the gas.
11:46You don't want to.
11:47I'd beef it up on this fucking Ford Edge.
11:48If I didn't have a flight, I would.
11:49I would.
11:50I would.
11:51I would.
11:52I would.
11:53I would.
11:54I would.
11:55I would.
11:56I would.
11:57I would.
11:58I would.
11:59I would.
12:00I would.
12:01I would.
12:02I would.
12:03I'm gonna end up getting driven around by you all night.
12:04No.
12:05I've done this.
12:06I've done this.
12:07No.
12:08Come on.
12:09Come on.
12:10It's tempting, isn't it?
12:11Yeah, because it'd be funny content, but I gotta...
12:15It would be funny.
12:16I know, but I...
12:17You're slipping that in.
12:18It'll be funny for like five minutes, and then I'll have to call 9-1-1.
12:23No.
12:24From married and four kids.
12:25Come on.
12:26You're gonna trap me, and I'm gonna kidnap you to Wallingford.
12:28I know what was planned.
12:31The road would go that way, yes.
12:34The road would go that way, yes.
12:37But that's double content.
12:38You're driving with the random pizza guy owner,
12:42and then I drive you to the third brother location.
12:45I'm gonna put it in right now how far along.
12:48You're a good dude, Dave.
12:49Dave, I swear to God, this is a beautiful thing
12:52that you do for small businesses, and it's beautiful.
12:54I love it.
12:5535 minutes.
12:59You're a liar.
13:00I know you're a liar.
13:01Is it that far?
13:01Let me see.
13:02Yeah, it's not that far.
13:03No, it's not.
13:04What do you mean, no, it's not?
13:05No, it's not that far.
13:09We can get on 84.
13:10I can get you there in 20 minutes.
13:11Well, it's rush hour.
13:12It's a 12-mile drive.
13:14Correct.
13:16So it's a 15-minute drive.
13:20Yeah, I said that.
13:21It's a 15-minute drive.
13:23Yeah, in a Ford Edge, it's gonna be a 40-minute drive.
13:24No, no, I saw your thing.
13:26I know what it is.
13:28I won't make my flight.
13:33You're gonna get all three brothers in one shot, though.
13:37What if we skip Anders?
13:40We skip Anders.
13:42No, even if I do it, I'm not gonna have time.
13:44I have other ones that I gotta do, too.
13:46We did it, so we're going back to the airport.
13:49Oh.
13:50Oh, okay.
13:51Oh, I see where you're going.
13:52You're routing that way.
13:53Yes.
13:54To Wallingford, we're gonna get you to Hartford
13:55in 20 minutes from there.
13:58But you have no time credibility
13:59because your time has been off
14:01from the second she said you'll be here in four minutes.
14:04Bro, you know what I did to get here?
14:07I almost had a fucking heart attack, you know that.
14:09I believe it, but the Wallingford thing,
14:12just 35 minutes away.
14:14That's an hour back and forth.
14:16What if we skip Anders?
14:17No, no, no, no.
14:18Yes.
14:19So you said your best friend owns Anders?
14:21Yes.
14:21So you're just fucking him.
14:23I'm not fucking him.
14:24Yeah, you are.
14:25You're like, skip Anders.
14:26No, listen, you tried George.
14:29He's got the coal.
14:30I have the wood, right?
14:33Anders is regular blanching ovens.
14:35You know, give it a seven, eight, eight,
14:39something like that.
14:40He has no idea.
14:41John has no idea.
14:42Bullshit.
14:43He has no idea.
14:44If it's under Austin, I had no idea.
14:46Oh, the brothers don't communicate?
14:48You heard George.
14:49The brothers don't talk.
14:50You heard George.
14:52You haven't.
14:53Here, George is here.
14:54He never told me that it was under Austin.
14:58Hey, an Irish.
14:58John has no idea.
14:59George, I'm trying to get him to go to Christo's
15:02instead of Anders, seeing that he had yours,
15:05eight, five, he gave me an eight, one.
15:08Shouldn't he do the brother last stop
15:10and then he hits the private plane?
15:13I offered him a ride there.
15:14Or would you feel more comfortable in a Camry?
15:16No, I don't want a ride with you,
15:18but what's the order of brothers here?
15:23Oldest, youngest, middle.
15:27All right, we'll go through here.
15:28Thank you, Dave.
15:29Thank you, Dave.
15:30You wanna follow me?
15:33He's driving.
15:34George, get in my car.
15:37Leave the fucking car here and get in my goddamn car.
15:39You say I fucked Austin.
15:41I respected Austin.
15:43I still have your number.
15:45I still have your number.
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