00:00 - Hi, Pastor Jeff.
00:01 Can you come over right now?
00:02 I need you to save someone's soul.
00:04 [doorbell rings]
00:06 - Whose soul needs saving?
00:08 Is it Sheldon?
00:09 I've been waiting for this.
00:10 - No, still, prayin' for him.
00:12 Come in. We don't have much time.
00:15 - What's going on?
00:16 - Mandy and Georgia are out,
00:17 so I was hopin' that maybe we could sneak in
00:19 an early baptism for Cece.
00:22 - You know we don't do infant baptism.
00:23 - Yeah, yeah, but I'm afraid that if we don't do it now,
00:26 Cece's gonna end up...
00:28 Catholic.
00:30 - They do love to get 'em early.
00:32 - Yes, come on.
00:34 - Do you trust in Jesus Christ
00:37 as your personal Lord and Savior?
00:40 - Mm...
00:41 - Close enough.
00:42 It's on your profession of faith
00:44 that I baptize you in the name of the Father,
00:46 Son, and the Holy-- - Hey.
00:48 - Hey.
00:50 - Hey, sweetie, how was school?
00:52 - What's going on here?
00:54 - Just washin' Cece's hair.
00:56 - Hmm?
00:57 With Pastor Jeff?
00:59 - It takes a village.
01:02 - Whatever.
01:04 - Go, go, go.
01:07 In the Holy Spirit, amen.
01:09 - [gasps]
01:10 [both chuckle]
01:11 - In your face, Catholics.
01:13 [clicks tongue]
01:14 [silence]
01:17 [BLANK_AUDIO]
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