00:00 ♪♪
00:03 [ Knock on door ]
00:04 Come on in, roomie.
00:06 You're in a good mood? Mm-hmm.
00:08 Are you doing one of your drugs
00:09 and finger-painting group hunts again?
00:11 It was wine and watercolors.
00:12 And, no, I'm making my first life pie chart,
00:15 found in an old Oprah magazine.
00:17 Every slice represents a different aspect of your life.
00:20 I've wanted to make one every year on my birthday,
00:22 except this year is the first time
00:23 I actually have every slice,
00:25 and so it's not a depressing empty circle.
00:27 It's your birthday? Yes.
00:29 Thank you for remembering.
00:30 So, before you ask... I wasn't going to.
00:32 First up, the friendship slice.
00:34 Congratulations. You're a part of that one.
00:36 It's an honor to be part of your weird pie.
00:38 Then, the romance slice,
00:39 which didn't totally work out with TJ,
00:40 but that's because of the family slice,
00:42 which I'm supes excited about
00:43 because I will be freezing my eggs!
00:46 It won't be cheap, but I will narrowly be able to afford it
00:48 due to the tiny but mighty works --
00:50 Are you still listening? I haven't started.
00:52 Nell, I need to talk to you about something.
00:54 In the living room. Ah!
00:56 Surprise birthday gift!
00:57 [ Laughs ]
00:59 Come on, Edward. Just get on with it.
01:01 I'd rather not sit here doing chit-chat
01:02 when we could be doing what-what.
01:04 [ Sighs ]
01:06 There's something I need to tell both of you.
01:07 Mm-hmm. Do you?
01:08 Oh.
01:09 So, I've been going back and forth
01:11 for a couple of days on who to tell first.
01:14 Nell, even though you have about as much restraint
01:16 around my snacks as a holler monkey...
01:18 Thank you. ...we have become
01:19 very close friends.
01:21 And Lexi, my lover, my muse,
01:25 you have awakened parts of my body I haven't even --
01:28 Happy birthday, yeah? Thank you.
01:32 For those aforementioned reasons,
01:33 I thought I could just tell you both at the same time.
01:36 ♪♪
01:40 Duncan is selling the newspaper.
01:43 [ Screams ]
01:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:48 (upbeat music)
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