00:00I don't think we should do Halloween this year.
00:02What?
00:03Three years ago, our gazebo burned down.
00:06Two years ago, you almost died.
00:08Last year, a woman did die.
00:09Talk about a witch.
00:11Little ex-wife humor.
00:13And now we got a Puritan ghost
00:14who spurts blood out of the walls when she's angry.
00:17How do you think she's gonna react to seeing a bunch of kids
00:19dressed up like demons and zombies?
00:21But, Jay, I love Halloween.
00:22Don't you think you're overreacting a little bit?
00:24I wanted to wear my Atari shirt today.
00:26Do you know why I'm not wearing my Atari shirt today, Sam?
00:30Because the wall blood wouldn't come out of it.
00:32The man makes a fair point.
00:33Fine. I guess we'll just have the most boring Halloween ever.
00:38Happy, Jay?
00:38I won't be happy until this Halloween has passed
00:41and no one has died.
00:43Love a man who sets a low bar.
00:44That's my guy.
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