00:00 What do you mean murdered?
00:02 I didn't fall down my stairs.
00:05 I was pushed.
00:07 I caught a glimpse of a shadowy figure above me on the landing as I fell.
00:12 And then everything went black.
00:15 Then I was talking to you.
00:16 Hi.
00:17 Hi.
00:18 Who would want to kill you?
00:19 I don't know. I've received a lot of threats.
00:22 Yeah.
00:23 Turns out people don't like being audited.
00:25 Someone once told me to shove my ass up my own ass.
00:29 How would that even work?
00:30 Oh, don't overthink it.
00:31 Oh, now I'm stuck on it.
00:32 I just can't even picture it, so I'm lucky.
00:34 You know what? My editor's obsessed with splashy headlines.
00:37 If you're right, this could land me the front page.
00:39 Well, that's kind of a self-centered take on my potentially violent death,
00:43 but whatever gets the job done.
00:45 [MUSIC]
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