00:00 What are you doing here? You never home this early.
00:03 Well, I needed to...
00:05 Since when did you become an afternoon robe guy?
00:07 I like the way the fabric feels on my arm hairs.
00:09 I don't know why I asked.
00:10 Lexi's doing this stupid thing at work where she's forcing us to have cubicle mates
00:13 and mine hates me for something I don't remember doing,
00:15 so I'm going through the photos of all my old cell phones
00:17 to figure out what the hell happened that pissed him off so much
00:19 because I don't want to sit next to someone who actively hates me
00:22 for the next forever many years.
00:24 You keep all your old cell phones?
00:26 Yeah, that was the headline of this rant.
00:28 Thank you for your active listening.
00:30 I don't understand. Have you never heard of the cloud?
00:32 No, I do not trust the cloud.
00:34 Someone in your room, robe guy?
00:39 Oh my God, is your sex friend in there?
00:42 No, I just ate some dairy. That's what that sound was.
00:46 Uh-uh.
00:48 Mm-mm! No, no!
00:50 No, ew, gross. Bye.
00:53 You're gross.
00:55 Did I just hear Nell speaking ill about the conditions of her new work environment?
00:58 Yeah, she hates it.
01:00 I checked in with an underling and he said everyone was "aces."
01:03 Maybe that's because you're his boss and he's just saying what he thinks you want to hear.
01:07 Employees do that?
01:08 Yeah. Sometimes lovers do it too.
01:11 For instance, I may have led you to believe I like you rather--
01:13 But if people are complaining, then they won't be productive.
01:16 And that flies in the face of adamant and hide.
01:18 You're leaving already?
01:22 Yeah.
01:23 I just wanted a chance to--
01:25 Well, don't tell me.
01:27 I must go.
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