00:00Mm.
00:01It's going to be all right.
00:03Good Lord.
00:04Oh, my God.
00:08I'm going to go crack a window.
00:13Mama, you aren't serving this at the Yardicue, are you?
00:15Well, yes, I am.
00:16I'm serving all of these, as per Miss Kim's last wish.
00:20Can't you improve on them, like by changing
00:23all the ingredients?
00:26Nope, nope.
00:27When the dead tell you what to do, you do it.
00:30Ghosts, they strike back.
00:31They're very petty.
00:33Really, Mama?
00:34Yes.
00:35Look, I will never, ever forget.
00:37When I was nine years old, Christmas Eve,
00:40my Aunt Peaches brought her new husband, Mr. Randy.
00:44All of a sudden, I felt a cold breeze.
00:45And I turned, and look, I saw the ghost
00:48of my Uncle Clarence take the Christmas tree
00:50and knock it right onto Mr. Randy.
00:54Now, boys, keep in mind, that was
00:56the Christmas that, unbeknownst to your mom,
00:59she ate those 151 rumballs.
01:04OK, uh, Marty Malcolm, y'all wash these pots
01:07while I get to Miss Kim's Vienna sausage shortcake.
01:15Uh-oh.
01:16OK.
01:17Uh-oh.
01:25Ah.
01:27So you had to take off your watch.
01:28Guess you didn't get one of the waterproof ones then.
01:31No.
01:32All Rolexes are waterproof.
01:35I'm just being extra careful, because it's a Rolex.
01:39Yo, man, how many times are you going to say Rolex?
01:42I will say Rolex as many times as I want to say Rolex.
01:45So why don't you just Rolex?
01:47Come on!
01:49There has got to be a story behind this, a sordid story.
01:52What did you do to that pervy old lady?
01:54May she rest in peace, but what did you do?
01:57Marty, it was just a gift.
01:59Just a gift, huh?
02:02You a boy toy, Malcolm.
02:03What?
02:04You are a Kep man.
02:04You are a sugar baby.
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