00:00 [audience cheering]
00:21 Costumes.
00:25 [audience laughing]
00:30 They are so important.
00:32 Maybe the most important thing there is.
00:36 Tonight is the 50th anniversary of what used to be the craziest moment in Oscar history.
00:43 At the 46th Academy Awards in 1974, David Niven was in the middle of introducing Elizabeth Taylor
00:50 when a nude man, a streaker, ran across the stage.
00:56 [audience laughing]
00:58 Can you imagine if a nude man ran across the stage today?
01:02 I said, can you imagine if...
01:05 [audience laughing]
01:07 a nude man ran across the stage today?
01:10 [audience laughing]
01:12 Wouldn't that be crazy?
01:14 [audience laughing]
01:15 Psst. Psst.
01:17 Jim.
01:18 What?
01:19 I can't come there. Do the thing.
01:22 Excuse me for a second.
01:24 What's going on? You're supposed to run across the stage.
01:27 I, uh, changed my mind. I don't want to do the streaker bit anymore.
01:31 What do you mean you don't want to do the streaker bit anymore? We're doing it.
01:34 I just don't feel right about it. This is...
01:36 It's an elegant event.
01:38 You know, honestly, you should feel shame right now for suggesting such a tasteless idea.
01:42 It's supposed to be funny.
01:44 The male body is not a joke.
01:46 Mine is.
01:47 [audience laughing]
01:48 No, it's not.
01:50 You wrestle naked. Why not?
01:52 Dude, I don't wrestle naked. I wrestle in jorts.
01:55 Jorts are worse than naked.
01:58 [audience laughing]
01:59 Come on.
02:01 You're really not going to do this?
02:03 Fine. Just give out the award then. God.
02:06 We're worst.
02:08 I, uh, I can't open the envelope without the...
02:11 Oh, my God.
02:13 [audience laughing]
02:14 The nominees for Best Costume Design are...
02:18 [audience laughing]
02:19 [BLANK_AUDIO]
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