00:00 Not speak to me let's go point. Yeah, so
00:02 Don't act like you dominate this ball point. We need to act like we dominated you need to calm down
00:09 What kind of game you put up 10? It's an awesome. How many points you score dude? I had
00:13 it's
00:16 awesome
00:18 I've already got a look. I've already got my look that says two dogs Dave has a dog
00:34 Max hates dog. I don't hate dog. I'm gonna get a dog and I got a mom just Stella paws dog. Yeah
00:41 That'll be weird if she wasn't
00:43 Great question
00:46 No, she was actually a breeder
00:48 We'll be right back we're just going around the corner this guy's funny I like you got some spunk to him Oh
00:56 special guests are here
00:59 special guests
01:01 Good puppies boys good puppies
01:05 They were stars
01:08 Hi, I'm allergic to you
01:11 Oh my goodness, huh?
01:13 I love dogs
01:19 They were trying to just dine down and everyone's just chilling right now watching PFT play golf
01:25 But then I see the clubhead of the iron on the floor. I think it malfunctioned somehow. I don't know
01:31 I don't know what happened
01:32 I hit it and it went straight and then I saw the replay and right when the club hit it just fucking demolished just broke apart
01:37 I don't know. I don't know what happened. I don't think it's my fault
01:40 I hit it and it went straight and then the fucking head of the club just separate when I hit it
01:44 I don't think it's my fault. It might be that I'm too strong for these golf clubs
01:47 I don't know Hank was sitting right before me. So I don't know if Hank like cracked it
01:51 Honey, when I was hitting him, they're hitting good, but he was the one that's on the club and then the club broke
01:55 How many swings
01:59 It's basically my first one
02:03 He showed the replay and it hit the ball. Did it also hit the ground? No
02:07 Was it did we confirm it was the same club that Jerry used was he was an eight iron?
02:11 Yeah, the club Jerry was using for how many swings 3,000 was a pretty normal shot
02:16 Where'd it go?
02:18 straight
02:20 Me and big T versus Barstow. We'll get your pot of BFT
02:26 I'm 39
02:28, I love that respect though. I love that respect. It's crazy, it's crazy bro. I didn't touch it.
02:35, Nice. Nice. Nice.
02:37 yes
02:40a shot. Nice. Nice. Yeah.
03:05 Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
03:07 Shoot. You gotta get one.
03:13 No. Foul? Foul. Foul. Foul. Foul.
03:19 He called it. He called foul. He called foul.
03:23 He called foul. He called foul.
03:25 He called foul. He called foul.
03:27 He called foul.
03:29 They gotta score one more point.
03:31 It's 2v2 stuff for the birds. I need five out here for Sully. I need easy trips up and down.
03:36 I'm playing too much defense.
03:38 The whole company suck.
03:40 Billy has not scored a point and he's still talking to me.
03:42 Don't say nothing else to me unless you score a point.
03:44 You talking to me.
03:46 You just broke the rule.
03:48 I get to him. We got four assists that way.
03:50 Do not speak to me unless you score a point.
03:52 Me and my partner Big Sweet, we out here.
03:54 Matter of fact, why am I talking to you? You ain't scored yet.
03:56 Can not speak to me unless you score, Billy.
03:58 This is how I, I'm in my zone.
04:00 This is what I do.
04:02 It's a close game. You're acting like he's a blowout.
04:04 Billy, you suck. Don't act like you dominate.
04:06 Don't act like you dominate.
04:08 Billy, you didn't score a point. We got a game point right now.
04:10 You didn't score a point. What do you mean don't act like we dominated?
04:12 Three to four, his threes, I didn't touch him.
04:14 Cause he can't shoot for shit.
04:16 Who? You. I hit three in your mouth.
04:18 Fuck.
04:22 Shit.
04:24 Good pass.
04:26 That's for you.
04:32 You can't do that.
04:34 Yeah.
04:40 Shut up, pussy.
04:42 You're such a pussy shit, dude.
04:44 I just robbed you.
04:46 You waxed onto my arm for two seconds.
04:48 I had the ball, dude. You have no arm strength that runs out of your hands.
04:50 I'm sorry.
04:52 That's not a foul.
04:54 Fuck on it. Game ball. Fuck on it.
04:56 That's what I'm talking about.
04:58 Yeah.
05:00 I didn't score.
05:02 What the fuck?
05:04 It's on tape.
05:06 I ripped it out of your cup off two to two.
05:08 This is such pussy shit.
05:10 We fucking ripped the ball out of your hand.
05:12 That's on tape.
05:14 You're fucking embarrassing yourself.
05:16 By us.
05:18 We're getting points.
05:20 Oh.
05:22 Oh.
05:30 It hit the fucking stanchion.
05:32 Did it?
05:34 Billy, you got to--
05:36 I don't know the fucking move. I can't see. I'm sorry.
05:38 You need to calm down.
05:40 I got to hit that.
05:42 I missed that shit.
05:44 Oh.
05:46 I'm here right now.
05:48 I'm here right now.
05:50 Let's go.
05:52 Oh my God.
05:54 Get the fuck off my court.
05:56 Good game, boys. Good game.
05:58 Better game than you thought.
06:00 Better game than you thought.
06:02 You didn't score a point, Billy.
06:04 Big T versus Barstow. Who won it?
06:06 Big T and Arian versus Barstow.
06:08 What's cracking?
06:10 I'm out of shape for the month.
06:12 Can't nobody compete with me here, bro.
06:16 Get that out of your head. Get that out of your head, J.
06:18 Who the fuck? Who play where? He can't do it.
06:20 Fuck Titus. Respectfully.
06:22 I mean, Arian's pretty good.
06:24 Titus, I mean, he got college basketball experience.
06:26 He could probably play with him.
06:28 What's up, girl? I heard you was the man you see.
06:30 Yeah, might be.
06:32 So pick you out a partner.
06:34 It's me and Big T versus Barstow.
06:36 Hey, this three right here.
06:38 We could destroy some communities.
06:40 You was talking shit that you run him.
06:42 You don't get to be on the same team.
06:44 I said I run anybody in this motherfucker.
06:46 Including him.
06:48 You said I don't give a fuck.
06:50 You barely beat us.
06:52 You singled him out.
06:54 He said fuck Titus.
06:56 He said that.
06:58 He said that.
07:00 He said let me speak.
07:02 I said I beat anybody in this motherfucker.
07:04 Y'all went on some big brother.
07:06 What about my big brother Titus? I said fuck Titus.
07:08 I beat him too.
07:10 I ain't singling him out, but if you want to step up.
07:12 What kind of game did you set?
07:14 We put up 10.
07:16 Dude, I had stats.
07:18 I had stats.
07:20 My man said I had 5 assists.
07:22 Yeah, exactly.
07:24 I ain't never heard that before.
07:26 We gave you a game.
07:28 You won by one.
07:30 It was pathetic our game was so close.
07:32 You suck. That's why.
07:34 You only got him on three of his threes.
07:36 Because he sucks.
07:38 I scored 9 points.
07:40 You suck.
07:42 Trash.
07:44 You need to start laying the ball up.
07:46 Just for confidence.
07:48 Why you trying to shoot threes?
07:50 A better you makes a better me.
07:52 What do I look like beating up a sorry shit Billy?
07:54 I want to beat the best Billy there is.
07:56 It's the different.
07:58 It's 10 years ago.
08:00 Different coaches. Different teams.
08:02 Sorry for interrupting, but not sorry.
08:04 Nice haircut.
08:06 We were talking about college basketball.
08:08 I am ready to get emotionally dangerous
08:10 with this Wisconsin team.
08:12 Meaning that I will let my guard down and let them break my heart.
08:14 I'm very excited for
08:16 how far they can go.
08:18 March Madness. Max trying to dunk on me
08:20 goes, what if they play a team
08:22 like Arizona?
08:24 That is the worst team to pick for the Wisconsin Badgers.
08:26 But Arizona just beat...
08:28 It doesn't matter.
08:30 You just don't know history.
08:32 You could have said the exact same thing about Villanova.
08:34 You could have said the exact same thing about Villanova.
08:36 You could have said the exact same thing about Villanova.
08:38 Buddy Hills, Oklahoma
08:40 beat the fuck out of Villanova in the regular season.
08:42 They played in the Final Four. What happened?
08:44 That is a good point.
08:46 What about 2022?
08:48 Regular season games don't matter.
08:50 What about 2022?
08:52 I'm not saying Arizona will probably win the game.
08:54 But Arizona fans do not want to play
08:56 Wisconsin because of the history there.
08:58 That's why you're stupid.
09:00 Because it's the one team you had to pick.
09:02 I watched one game and Arizona looked like they were...
09:04 Also bet on Wisconsin in that game.
09:06 And they looked like shit against Arizona.
09:08 If Big Cat wants to get excited about this Wisconsin team
09:10 if they run into Arizona's Winston Vellini
09:12 that's a great season.
09:14 He's a sad, amazing shit.
09:16 I think Villanova has more ranked wins than Wisconsin this year.
09:18 And how many losses
09:20 do they have to Ivy League score?
09:22 That's a fact. Villanova has more ranked
09:24 wins than Wisconsin does this year.
09:26 If we get a 10-2 matchup in the second round
09:28 that would be great.
09:30 Buddy, we're not going to the tournament.
09:32 Look at our net.
09:34 Look at our net.
09:36 You want to fire your coach.
09:38 I do want to fire him.
09:40 We just screamed in front of Titus for five minutes.
09:42 Also, the biggest nothing argument
09:44 of all time.
09:46 I miss
09:48 caring about my college basketball team.
09:50 I will say. Ohio State's an embarrassment.
09:52 That was fun. It was fun to feel alive
09:54 there for a second.
09:56 He's got a little pee brain.
09:58 He doesn't know basketball outside of just Villanova.
10:00 I watched the game.
10:02 Why are you hollering?
10:04 He was hollering.
10:06 Why are you hollering?
10:08 Don't holler.
10:10 Don't holler.
10:12 I'm done hollering.
10:14 You can't even holler.
10:16 I'm done hollering.
10:18 I'm done hollering.
10:20 You can't win.
10:22 Alright, Hank.
10:24 Bend over.
10:26 This is heavy.
10:28 Hold up.
10:30 Hell yeah.
10:32 There it is.
10:40 I'm just claustrophobic for a second.
10:42 Oh my god.
10:44 All day's work.
10:46 All day's work.
10:48 I just need to get this jacked.
11:04 I need this confidence in my life every day.
11:06 This is going to not be good.
11:08 I think just hands up, huh?
11:10 Yeah.
11:14 Oh my god.
11:16 Oh my god.
11:18 Back to reality.
11:22 That was fun.
11:24 It was fun being jacked for a minute.
11:26 Not the same.
11:28 Are you playing?
11:36 No. I got a bad shoulder.
11:38 Also that ball was way heavier than I thought it was.
11:40 I picked it up for like two seconds and I was like
11:42 "This is not what I thought it would be."
11:44 I went out.
11:46 No offense to handballists.
11:48 You play a sport that if we decided
11:50 to stop playing all the other sports
11:52 there would be a lot of guys better than what you're doing.
11:54 I cleared it up with them.
11:56 They said the Euros are the guys to get mad.
11:58 I was like, "Do you guys hate me?"
12:00 They were like, "No, not at all."
12:02 I said, "Pats and Rolls would dominate this."
12:04 I like the group we got out there.
12:06 White Sox, Dave, Che, Hank. They'll hold it down.
12:08 How much shit's going to break?
12:10 We'll make sure the right calls are being made.
12:12 Let's put it that way.
12:14 Don't kill anybody, number one.
12:16 Don't hit anybody above the face.
12:18 Perfect. So you just hit him anywhere?
12:20 Not above the face.
12:22 You can hit people in the penis?
12:24 That's the rules.
12:26 Get kicked out of the game?
12:28 That's pretty light.
12:32 Physicality so far?
12:34 They definitely throw it super hard.
12:36 I also didn't know we were playing this until like an hour ago.
12:38 So I had a big one.
12:40 Yo, hit check, hit check, hit check.
12:42 Ain't no one getting in our box tonight.
12:44 Broward, Broward, stand up.
12:46 Broward, stand up.
12:48 How would I play on the field?
12:54 I mean, I'll be out there.
12:56 I just think I'm done with the goalie.
12:58 They just throw it too hard and can't get girls with a broken nose.
13:00 Handball, everyone says, "Oh, it's so easy, so easy."
13:02 Well, we'll see who'll put it to the test.
13:04 I think I'm going to dominate.
13:06 [music]
13:34 I'm going to need a sub in a minute.
13:36 I might need a sub in a minute.
13:38 I don't really understand how I'm supposed to play defense.
13:44 Do I attack them or no?
13:46 You want to go for the throw-in?
13:48 Okay, all right.
13:50 I'm going to wrap him.
13:52 Wrap.
13:54 I don't understand how to not be wrapped.
13:56 How is that possible?
14:02 Oh, man.
14:04 [music]
14:32 Hell yeah, Billy. Hell yeah.
14:34 This is an actual handball team or something?
14:36 I'll whoop their ass. I'll be feeling like that about anything, man.
14:38 This is basketball without dribbling, but soccer.
14:40 Ha-ha!
14:46 I didn't know that a wrap was a thing. I don't know what you're supposed to do.
14:48 No one on our team tried to do anything.
14:50 I was just getting wrapped every time I touched the ball.
14:52 I didn't want to be sweaty at work today.
14:54 No, it's not cheating. It's defense.
14:56 He asked for more defense, so I started wrapping.
14:58 Least valuable player?
15:00 I put him in a body bag.
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