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00:56 - It's "Strained."
00:57 We have Thursday Night Football.
00:59 Jerry, Gerard, how are you feeling?
01:01 - Jerry, please, Jerry.
01:02 - My mom only calls me Gerard.
01:05 - Oh, I can't call you Gerard?
01:07 - I mean, you can, but like, just Jerry.
01:10 That's who I've been going by for years now.
01:12 Since I was 16, 17, Jerry.
01:15 - What if me and your mom started dating
01:16 and I became your stepdad?
01:18 Would I be able to call you Gerard?
01:19 - I mean, I'd be rich.
01:20 (laughing)
01:22 - What if I legally adopted Jerry?
01:26 (laughing)
01:27 - That'd be fun. - What a story.
01:28 - I know.
01:29 - Okay, Saints, Rams, Rams,
01:32 minus four, over-runners 45 and a half.
01:34 I'll start, you start.
01:36 - Easy, I mean, this is a no-brainer type of pick.
01:40 Matt Stafford can still throw the rock.
01:42 - Slinging it.
01:42 - He can still put it wherever the fuck he wants.
01:45 He's great. - Great.
01:47 - They got amazing receivers.
01:49 They're running back, scores touchdowns at will
01:51 every fucking week.
01:52 They're gonna piss on his Saints team.
01:54 You know why?
01:56 Ben Mintz, since all that thing happened,
01:59 the spoiler happened, he is on a path to destruction.
02:02 - Oh no.
02:03 - Ben Mintz spoils Marstall, survived Marstall.
02:07 - Yeah, so three left, Jerry, Shea, and Wilcompton.
02:10 - What?
02:11 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:12 - Gives out a fucking shit fucking Packers pick.
02:16 - The big green Bay's really good about this Sunday.
02:20 That's all I got.
02:22 - Where are you going?
02:23 - Shit.
02:24 - Horrible pick, loses the two most important people
02:26 at this company a lot of fucking money.
02:28 - A lot of money.
02:29 - And now it's Saints, he's all hyped up,
02:31 this is gonna be a big, you know,
02:32 Saints are pushing for the playoffs or whatever.
02:34 - Wrong.
02:35 - Wrong.
02:35 - Dead man walking.
02:36 - Wow.
02:37 - Rams in a rout.
02:39 - I concur.
02:40 I concur.
02:41 Listen, Saints 2-0 in the last two,
02:43 looking a little bit better.
02:44 Guess who they played?
02:45 The Panthers and the Falcons.
02:46 Those teams suck.
02:47 - Yeah.
02:48 - Rams, Matt Stafford's balling.
02:49 - Derek Corrin's ass too.
02:51 - Ass.
02:52 - Super ass.
02:53 - Yes.
02:54 - Super, super ass.
02:54 - Certified ass.
02:55 - Certified booty cheek ass.
02:58 - But he's a man of God, so I love him.
02:59 - Okay.
03:00 I didn't know you were a man of God.
03:01 - Yeah, dude, of course.
03:03 Fucking repent for my sins.
03:06 - You go to, you say that to--
03:08 - I've been to confession.
03:09 I made my communion.
03:10 I made my confirmation.
03:12 - You do confession a lot?
03:14 - No, but I do if I'm gonna take the body of Christ, I do.
03:17 - How, what was the last time thing you confessed?
03:22 - 2004.
03:23 - Was the last time you confessed?
03:26 - Yeah, probably 10 years old around there.
03:27 - There's a lot of cracking between that.
03:29 - There was, yeah, there was.
03:31 - That was the last time you went to confession?
03:33 - Yeah, probably, yeah, probably 2000.
03:35 - You might need to go just clean it up a little,
03:37 you know, just--
03:38 - But I've never taken the body of Christ.
03:42 You know, that--
03:43 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, the wafer, yeah.
03:44 - Post, yes.
03:45 I've never taken that since that time,
03:48 when I go to church, you know, Easter, holiday,
03:50 stuff like that.
03:51 - Because it's frowned upon.
03:53 - Right, you should go and confess.
03:54 - You need to confess for your sin
03:55 before taking the body of Christ.
03:56 - Give a confession right now, a confession.
03:59 - Okay, confession?
04:00 - Yeah.
04:01 - Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
04:02 - You know.
04:03 - Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
04:05 - Duh.
04:06 - Like a good one?
04:10 - Yeah.
04:11 - Just come on, just like--
04:11 - Okay, okay, okay, I'm jerking off to random chicks
04:14 to cheat on Lime.
04:14 - Thursday night, you're off by the time
04:15 you fucking survive.
04:21 - So, I mean, my girlfriend doesn't watch the show,
04:24 but I do not want this to get out there.
04:25 - Okay, well, then, yeah.
04:27 So just say it here, save space.
04:29 - All of the goldfish and the moths fruit snacks,
04:36 I have lied and said that my son's been eating good snacks,
04:44 and I've just been eating all the snacks.
04:45 - No, I like that.
04:46 - That's good.
04:47 - No, no, that's fabulous.
04:47 - That's good.
04:48 - We've been waiting for something like that.
04:49 That saves you a whole show.
04:50 - That's good.
04:51 - That was amazing.
04:52 Take away if he doesn't do good now,
04:53 because that was fabulous.
04:54 - That's great.
04:55 - You gotta be honest.
04:56 - I do the same thing.
04:57 - Heartwarming.
04:58 - I do the same thing.
04:58 Every time I'm in charge of dinner,
05:02 my wife comes down from putting down the baby,
05:04 and she's like, "Did they eat?"
05:05 And I'm like, "Yeah, they each had three pieces of pizza."
05:07 I eat all the pizza.
05:09 - They never eat.
05:10 - And the kids right before bed are like,
05:12 "I'm hungry, I want a banana."
05:13 I'm like, "I don't know why they're hungry,
05:14 "they ate all the pizza."
05:15 - Exactly.
05:16 - All right, so there we go, we confessed.
05:18 Barstool Sports Advisory, we'll see you on Friday night.
05:21 Last episode of the year, calendar year.
05:25 Best of next week, and then we're back for week 18.
05:30 Be advised.
05:30 - Be advised.
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