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00:39 Super Bowl rematch.
00:40 - The Kelsey Slurp Fest.
00:41 - The Kelsey Slurp Fest.
00:43 Eagles, Chiefs, Chiefs minus three.
00:47 Over-unders, 45 and a half.
00:49 Super Bowl rematch.
00:50 This Super Bowl broke my heart, Jerry.
00:51 - It did. - This Super Bowl
00:52 broke my heart. - It did.
00:54 - 22 to one, kid, dead.
00:55 - Should've cashed out.
00:56 - Nope. - No?
00:57 - Nope.
00:59 - You don't cash out. - Never.
01:00 - So don't tell me to cash out.
01:01 - But yours was a lot of money.
01:02 - I know.
01:04 - I could've cashed out for 8,000 on that week one, 2022.
01:08 You could've cashed out for how much?
01:09 - Probably like 150,000.
01:11 - God, Jesus Christ, yeah.
01:13 That's in the past, though.
01:15 - It's in the past. - It doesn't matter.
01:17 If you were to, let me hear this.
01:19 If you were to take a Super Bowl prediction
01:22 between these two teams right now,
01:23 who would you pick to go to the Super Bowl?
01:25 - Both of 'em.
01:26 - That's the problem.
01:27 - Yeah. - Me too.
01:28 - Yeah. - That's the problem.
01:30 - That is the problem. - That's the problem
01:31 with this game.
01:32 So whatever we pick this game, it doesn't,
01:34 it shouldn't matter.
01:35 - It shouldn't matter. - 'Cause this game
01:36 is just too tough.
01:37 - This game is too tough.
01:39 - I'll tell you somebody else who's tough.
01:41 - Who's tough?
01:42 - Patrick Mahomes, man.
01:43 - Yeah, how tough is he?
01:45 - He's a tough guy. - Yeah?
01:46 - You seen him? - He's real tough?
01:47 - Yeah, he's real tough.
01:48 But I'll tell you an even tougher guy.
01:50 - Who's tougher?
01:51 - Jalen Hurts. - Jalen Hurts is real tough.
01:52 - You've seen him.
01:53 Patrick Mahomes, his injuries last year,
01:55 I'm not gonna say they weren't injuries,
01:57 but you've seen him limping,
01:58 then you've seen him not limping,
02:00 you know, playing it up a little bit,
02:01 I feel like this year you see Hurts,
02:03 he's significantly banged up.
02:05 But he's a dog, man, he's a dog.
02:08 I'm gonna go with the Eagles this game.
02:10 I believe in the Eagles, I do.
02:11 I'm gonna take them plus three.
02:12 I know the Chiefs at home, it's gonna be electric,
02:14 Swift, all the Swifties and the bracelets are out.
02:17 Dave Portnoy might be there, he's a big bracelet guy.
02:20 But I'm gonna stick to my dogs, pick the Eagles.
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02:27 This game's just bad memories and a bunch of cry.
02:35 - Yeah, man.
02:35 - Do I get revenge with the Eagles, or do I say--
02:39 - That's the thing.
02:41 (dramatic music)
02:43 - I'm sticking with the Chiefs.
02:47 Gotta get revenge, gotta get revenge, gotta get revenge.
02:50 Chiefs, Moneyline's my play, gotta get revenge.
02:51 - Wow. - Yeah.
02:52 - You're not even taking the three?
02:54 - I need justice.
02:55 And let me tell you something, Jerry.
02:57 Right now, we're sitting here, it's Wednesday.
02:59 I got a lot of college basketball,
03:01 I got a lot of college football,
03:02 I got a lot of NFL in front of me in the next five days.
03:05 If I am fluid enough--
03:09 - What does that mean?
03:10 - Cash. - Oh.
03:12 - Gotcha.
03:13 I will make this a nuclear missile whale play.
03:15 - Wow. - Yeah.
03:16 If I am fluid enough,
03:18 I will make this a nuclear missile whale play.
03:21 But I have to get fluid enough.
03:22 I gotta make a lot of moves.
03:24 I gotta just be juking,
03:27 circle move, what's that, spin move.
03:31 I gotta be making moves all weekend.
03:32 - What's that from dodge ball?
03:33 Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and--
03:35 - I gotta be doing all that.
03:36 I gotta get to myself to a place
03:38 where I can be fluid enough.
03:39 Chiefs, revenge.
03:40 - For the record--
03:41 - Big Cats revenge game of the year.
03:43 - Is this--
03:44 - Not a game of the year, it's my revenge game of the year.
03:46 - Is this, are you taking the plus three on the card
03:48 or you're taking the Moneyline on the card?
03:50 - Taking the Moneyline on the card.
03:51 - I can't get revenge plus three.
03:52 - You can't, that's a good point.
03:54 - But what if they lose by two?
03:55 - Then you cost yourself.
03:56 - Well, give me plus three on the card.
03:58 Yeah, give me plus three on the card.
04:01 Give me plus three on the card.
04:03 'Cause I'm gonna get myself worked up
04:04 and I'm gonna say revenge, revenge, revenge.
04:06 Chiefs lose by two and I'm like,
04:07 "What the fuck, I'm an idiot, I'm a moron."
04:10 - Always take the points, they're free.
04:11 - Revenge.
04:13 That's not true, if you buy points, they're not free.
04:14 - But if they're set in stone,
04:16 these are set in stone points.
04:17 - Right, but if you buy points, they're not free.
04:19 - True, you gotta pay the juice.
04:21 - You gotta pay a lot of juice.
04:22 Speaking of juice, maybe a little juice on the loom.
04:27 Nah, I'm just kidding.
04:32 All right, see you everyone.
04:33 Thanksgiving episode coming Wednesday night.
04:36 Wednesday night, get excited.
04:38 - Oh, that's gonna be great.
04:39 - Thanksgiving, advisors, nothing better.
04:40 Have fun, enjoy Monday Night Football.
04:43 If I am fluid enough.
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