00:00 (swooshing)
00:02 - Perfie soda, perfie soda.
00:10 Yeah, I got another one of these perfie sodas.
00:12 It says for a happy you.
00:14 Perfie, a superfood soda.
00:16 This is tropical citrus.
00:17 Hey, you're perfie.
00:19 They sent me a whole case of these stuff.
00:21 It's got weird words on here.
00:24 Brain boosting 50GL theanine.
00:29 Mood boosting dirty migs of turmeric.
00:34 I don't know what this is.
00:36 It says ketogenic certified.
00:39 I mean, it sounds like something
00:40 a bunch of chemists came up with.
00:42 But it contains 8% fruit juice.
00:45 So maybe, maybe, just maybe it tastes good.
00:49 But we're gonna give this a try.
00:50 It's tropical citrus, you know,
00:52 kind of like a Hawaiian punch.
00:55 So let's see if this perfie is perfie or superfie.
01:00 (singing)
01:02 Sour and flat.
01:22 You know, you sent this to me.
01:29 Accept bad reviews.
01:30 This is a 5.8.
01:33 (laughing)
01:40 (laughing)
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