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00:00 Tensions will be high and I just expect chaos.
00:03 It's a nightmare. People are walking around so invested in the game.
00:07 Like, it's, it is my hell.
00:09 He's on the show.
00:10 Fucking little fucking weasel run.
00:12 It will be very chaotic.
00:13 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
00:16 He fixed it! He fixed it!
00:20 You fucking pussy!
00:22 I do not know why I took my shirt off. I'm gonna regret that.
00:28 That's gross.
00:30 [Music]
00:32 The old studio.
00:37 Should be an interesting one.
00:39 No JJ?
00:40 No, there's JJ.
00:41 There is?
00:42 Alright.
00:44 Yeah. It will be very chaotic. I have to try to keep the train on the track.
00:49 We're back in New York.
00:51 Stu, Jerry, Rico, Dave.
00:54 I think it's only been done once before, but there's a lot more tension this week.
00:58 There's a lot of tension with Jerry and Dave over the third seat.
01:01 There's surviving Marshall stuff that we're not gonna be allowed to talk about.
01:06 But it exists.
01:08 And how that's gonna come forward, I really don't know.
01:12 Like, I truly don't know how we're gonna get through this show without talking about surviving Marshall.
01:17 We're probably gonna have to cut a lot of shit.
01:19 Tensions will be high and I just expect chaos.
01:24 Ready to roll. Back in the mothership. Back in New York.
01:28 So much easier than taking a fucking cab to the fucking airport.
01:32 To a plane. Sleeping over.
01:35 Going to do the show. Back on the plane. I fucking love it.
01:39 The energy's here and I feel the winners are back here.
01:42 The winners are here and I'm ready to have the best fucking show possible.
01:46 Now, I did lose my shirt.
01:49 I've lost my shirt.
01:51 Little fat.
01:52 I still got it.
01:54 But I'm ready to win.
01:56 I'm ready to roll. Let's fucking go.
01:59 That looks great.
02:00 Oh yeah, that's nice.
02:01 That looks fabulous.
02:03 The new shirt. Here we go.
02:06 The last shirt. Listen.
02:08 With Dave on it, we sold 590.
02:13 Show that Jerry can always outsell Dave.
02:16 I want a thousand sales first week.
02:20 Nice, right?
02:21 I forgot my shirt.
02:23 So I'm going to wear this.
02:25 What do you think?
02:28 I'd rather watch Caleb.
02:30 You'd rather watch Caleb and Travis?
02:32 I think I'd rather watch Jinks and Frank.
02:35 That's not even a question.
02:36 I've seen a lot of vagina and a lot of cock.
02:39 I want to see that.
02:40 I think that would be like fucking, like, that would be amazing.
02:44 That's gross, dude. You're gross.
02:46 Why is that gross?
02:48 Jinks and Frank having sex? That's gross.
02:52 Rico.
02:54 Fucking Rico.
02:55 Fucking healthy debate.
03:00 He's on the show.
03:02 I'm not hugging you. I'm not touching you.
03:04 I'm just putting a collar down.
03:06 Mincy, by the way, he touched me.
03:08 He's like Tulane wants in on the NIL.
03:11 We're watching Ole Miss.
03:13 How about we sell one at Ole Miss first?
03:15 And then he's like, well, I've got two guys.
03:17 The defensive coordinator and the recruiting coordinator want to know how to help.
03:21 Buy a watch.
03:22 They said they do want free watches.
03:25 You're just going to give free watches for people who say go buy a brick watch?
03:30 By the way, I don't know if you've watched the prior shows.
03:32 I don't acknowledge Ashley, by the way.
03:34 I ask her SAT questions, I've hit a boobie.
03:37 There's no innuendos. There's nothing.
03:40 I didn't know what you meant by acknowledge.
03:42 I don't think that's the right word.
03:43 No.
03:44 You said you don't acknowledge.
03:45 You said she should have a button.
03:49 There's no reason ever for that.
03:51 You don't sexually harass her.
03:52 No, I don't even talk to her about it.
03:55 You just said that you ask her questions.
03:57 Right.
03:58 Only last week.
03:59 I laid low for four weeks after he said give her the button because I just wanted to prove that I could be trusted in your life.
04:04 Right.
04:05 You don't sexually harass her.
04:06 You acknowledge her.
04:08 Harassing has never been a word.
04:10 Performative.
04:12 Funniness.
04:13 Give the audience what they want.
04:15 Yes.
04:16 Harass, never.
04:17 I've never harassed anyone in my life.
04:19 I'm not a harasser.
04:20 I'm a performative scumbag when the camera's on, but that's it.
04:25 How do you guys feel about not being in Surviving?
04:28 Thank God.
04:29 It's a nightmare.
04:30 Everyone was saying they're not going to get sucked in.
04:32 People are walking around so invested in the game.
04:35 It is my hell.
04:36 I would like to sleep here because I love sleepovers.
04:39 But I would want to play in the little game.
04:42 There was also a scavenger hunt, I heard.
04:44 You have to find stuff around the house.
04:46 What do you look for?
04:47 I don't know, but I hid a dreidel underneath my desk and I wanted to confuse people and make them think that was the idol.
04:53 Should we write a piece of paper that says this is the idol?
04:55 And then try to get people to do sexual favors to the idol?
04:58 Did I tell you who I want to win?
04:59 I told you I want Hank to win and with the money I'm going to get him conversion therapy.
05:03 And then I'm going to turn him gay.
05:06 Turn him gay and then I'm going to take the $100,000.
05:09 I'll pay for the conversion therapy myself.
05:10 I got a guy.
05:11 And then I want to marry him.
05:14 I'm very confident that you two got the twins.
05:16 It just feels like an after show.
05:18 Oh, dear.
05:19 Alright, Phil.
05:21 Jesus Christ.
05:23 Oh, my gosh, buddy.
05:25 Meek is still new to this.
05:27 You don't have to.
05:29 It's Frambo versus Pablo Lopez.
05:31 31,200 on the Astro.
05:34 I'm very confident.
05:36 You didn't even have any stipulation.
05:41 Oh, he did.
05:42 I'm very confident.
05:45 You feel good about that?
05:47 What's your nerve about the last?
05:50 Why are you nervous?
05:52 I said the Astros were a great bet tonight.
05:55 I put 31 grand on the deal.
05:58 Is that gone?
06:02 Yeah.
06:03 [Music].
06:07 It's early.
06:08 First and.
06:10 That's it.
06:12 First and.
06:14 Meek.
06:15 First and.
06:16 Center middle.
06:18 [Music].
06:23 Lopez is good.
06:25 They say that.
06:27 Good luck hitting that all night.
06:29 I've seen him get Sheldon Ferguson several times.
06:31 That explains.
06:32 That pitch is unhittable.
06:34 Unhittable.
06:39 11 and 6, 3-4-4.
06:41 He shoves 234 strikeouts.
06:44 Yeah, he shoves all right.
06:46 Oh, my.
06:47 Oh, no.
06:49 [Laughter].
06:54 God damn it.
06:55 I got Yankee porched.
06:57 I brought my pants down and that happened.
07:00 That's embarrassing as hell.
07:02 I need runs.
07:06 This is not good.
07:08 Unbelievably horrible.
07:11 You can tell this guy didn't have his stuff one pitch in.
07:13 Yeah, I thought he would have his stuff going into the game.
07:16 He doesn't.
07:17 I got meeked.
07:19 No, meek.
07:22 Meek.
07:23 This is a double deck.
07:25 3-0, top two.
07:27 Nobody else.
07:29 How much did you bet on it?
07:31 31, but.
07:32 There's a lot of game left, but I expected better out of Cranberry.
07:35 I thought it was going to be like a six, two Astros win.
07:38 You bet it too?
07:39 Of course.
07:40 I'm an idiot.
07:41 I'm going to sit right here and he said it.
07:42 I'm an idiot.
07:43 What was I not going to bet it?
07:45 You know that.
07:46 The thing is he's getting cranked too.
07:48 It's like they made some great plays.
07:54 So that was our hit?
07:55 Yes.
07:56 Meek and broken bat.
07:58 Pass the pitcher.
07:59 Nice.
08:00 Good one.
08:03 Double play.
08:04 Meek, you fucking loser.
08:06 You, you, fucking loser.
08:13 There's almost no positive to giving.
08:15 Well, if you were right.
08:17 Right, then I would be.
08:18 You got to give another one until you lost.
08:20 Maybe I just keep getting winners in my head.
08:22 Maybe I'm just a genius at that point.
08:24 Or.
08:25 Or I just give a loser and that's it.
08:27 I heard that Phil, Dave asked me for a bet.
08:31 And it was like Astros or Twins and he said Astros.
08:34 No, he didn't even ask him.
08:35 Phil just went out of his way.
08:36 Oh, he didn't ask?
08:37 No, no.
08:38 He said does anybody ever feel.
08:39 Dave didn't ask him specifically?
08:42 No, I just said.
08:44 Phil, why would you give it to him?
08:47 Because I was a winner.
08:49 What do you have to gain if it's a winner?
08:51 He's just like, oh, nice job.
08:53 Yeah.
08:54 The number one thing about gambling here is to never give Dave a pick.
08:57 Ever.
08:58 Even if you have a guaranteed winner, don't give him the pick.
09:01 Did you take it?
09:03 Did you take it?
09:04 Yes.
09:05 You took it?
09:06 Yeah.
09:07 Alright, at least you're that smart.
09:08 Last time I did that, we were at the Philly Gambling House.
09:09 Some stoles came and one kid had cancer and I asked him for a pick.
09:13 He's like, I love the Rams today.
09:15 I play in the Commanders.
09:16 And I told Dave, I'm like, we got a cancer pick from a stole.
09:20 He's like, wow, actually, what are you doing?
09:22 Oh, yeah, I remember this.
09:23 And the Commanders went straight to like a 14-foot lead.
09:29 Hey, a cancer pick.
09:30 A cancer pick.
09:31 It won?
09:32 It won.
09:33 It can't not win.
09:34 Oh, my God.
09:35 I wasn't even giving him the pick.
09:36 I just said what happened.
09:39 In that case, the messenger will get shot.
09:41 Oh, yeah.
09:42 Oh, no, this is ancient Rome.
09:43 The messenger will go.
09:46 No more picks.
09:49 Today I think we might have Dave make an appearance so I can kind of go back
09:52 and forth about why I think the integrity of the subscriber raise challenge
09:59 was compromised.
10:00 Every thousand is a thousand buck raise to Jesse's salary.
10:04 You got one week.
10:06 Healthy debate.
10:07 See ya.
10:08 He said a week.
10:09 And then on Sunday he said, I meant the work week.
10:11 A week versus the week is so different.
10:13 100%.
10:14 If he said the week, I'd be like, oh, yeah, until Friday.
10:16 A week, I'm like, oh, we have seven days.
10:18 Don't tell him I said that, though.
10:20 Maybe this was a bad idea.
10:21 Probably was.
10:22 We'll see, I guess.
10:23 Just walk right in.
10:25 Thank you for coming on the show.
10:27 I think we just kind of want to rehash the subscriber incentive.
10:30 Shocker.
10:31 Shocker.
10:32 And just see kind of where we're at and maybe get a better idea of what
10:36 happened and where we went wrong, potentially, as morons, in your eyes.
10:40 The show runs during the week.
10:42 It doesn't run -- so it's just like assumed you guys have a week.
10:46 Fair, but my thought process is that if we had known that it ended Friday,
10:50 Thursday's show would have been different.
10:52 Thursday, we did a short show,
10:53 and the whole entire pitch was we're coming back Sunday night to push hard.
10:57 I lost half your salary anyways on that fucking loser behind the glass.
11:01 Meekheads told me to fucking take -- the fucking Astros got wiped.
11:06 Anyways, healthy debate.
11:08 I just feel honestly bad that I may have cheated -- like the viewers cheated
11:12 ourselves out of --
11:13 I think you may be healthy debate, maybe he feels bad for himself.
11:15 Yes, 100%.
11:16 But I debate not the viewers he cares about.
11:18 He cares more healthy about himself.
11:20 I do feel --
11:21 Healthy debate, I feel bad for we cheated the viewers?
11:23 No.
11:24 No, I feel bad that I didn't get off the max raise,
11:26 and I think I would have been able to deliver an entertaining stream.
11:29 Healthy debate for everybody who knows this.
11:31 So before this challenge started, Jessica said, "What is your ideal salary?"
11:35 He gave me one.
11:36 I included pad, so meaning it could have gone higher.
11:40 Higher than the number that I had wanted.
11:41 Correct.
11:42 And I was very thankful for that, and that's why I was pissed because I was
11:44 like if I had got this last stream, I would have won thousands of dollars.
11:46 So I think I would have won --
11:48 I think it was very fair.
11:49 He gave me a number of like, "Well, if you can get past that, guess what?
11:51 He's going to make more than he even asked for."
11:53 But the risk was it could potentially, healthy debate, be low.
11:57 Is there anything that he could do this week, potentially, to help out?
12:01 I thought because he's really been begging, I'm going to say this.
12:05 If something is done, there will be risk involved.
12:09 Okay.
12:10 Meaning you can go backwards.
12:12 That would be a healthy debate.
12:14 We're not just opening up.
12:16 That's fair.
12:17 So if you really want to go there, it's not going to be some layup.
12:20 It's going to be you've got to maybe hit that number or you go down 20.
12:25 I don't know, healthy debate.
12:27 But we're not just going to open it out because I think I was very fair
12:31 with this whole thing.
12:32 How healthy of a debate are we willing to get into here?
12:35 I definitely don't want to lose money.
12:37 Even the number now, I'm very happy with it and content with it.
12:40 I just maybe thought that we would totally max it out if we had one less drink.
12:44 I think ultimately, healthy debate, I don't want to risk not having any money.
12:49 Correct.
12:50 I think healthy debate, that's the right move.
12:53 But you seem so confident that you can get to that 50.
12:56 What if me gives you a win?
12:58 Meek's going to be stuck behind that glass of minimum wage for a long time now.
13:04 I just thought we were having a fun time.
13:06 Maybe you had learned something in the past week, but it sounds like you haven't.
13:08 All I said was wait, what?
13:10 I said that I hope you don't get dick struck.
13:12 That's a bloody joke.
13:14 Hey, what's up?
13:15 What's up, Liam?
13:16 What up?
13:17 Liam's got my back if shit gets out of hand.
13:20 Oh, it does.
13:21 Apparently.
13:22 Are you in the music?
13:23 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:24 It's good to know I got one ally in here.
13:26 Uh-huh.
13:27 I don't know.
13:28 I wouldn't be so sure.
13:29 Ready?
13:30 One, two, three.
13:31 [singing]
13:34 Taylor Watch.
13:35 Welcome back to another episode of Taylor Watch
13:37 where we tell you everything that's going on in Taylor Swift's life.
13:40 Please excuse the raucous laughter to my left from public enemy number one.
13:46 According to the Swifties, Dan, Big Cat, Cats, pervert of the century.
13:50 Love it.
13:51 Wear it with pride.
13:52 You guys can have sex.
13:53 You can be boyfriend, girlfriend.
13:55 I don't buy it until I see some dick in vagina.
13:57 We demand it?
13:58 I want to see P and V.
13:59 I want to see insertion.
14:00 I want to see P and A.
14:01 P and A or P and V or P and M.
14:04 Yeah, P and M.
14:05 I'll take P and M.
14:06 Sounds good.
14:07 Like I said, I hope no one gets dick struck.
14:08 I hope no one gets dick struck today.
14:10 You can throw that at me all you want, but I've issued an apology on that statement.
14:13 Which is a soft move.
14:15 That's a soft move by you.
14:16 No, it's not soft.
14:17 It's respect.
14:18 You shouldn't have apologized.
14:19 It's respect.
14:20 That was a funny clip where you were talking about Travis Kelce's penis
14:23 and you're like Taylor Swift must be dick struck,
14:25 which is literally talking about them having sex.
14:27 That's a funny joke.
14:29 I like that video.
14:30 You should never apologize for that.
14:32 It's called respect.
14:33 You didn't say insertion.
14:34 Oh, that was the word that got inserted?
14:36 You went on for two whole minutes.
14:37 You went on for two minutes about it.
14:39 Do you guys know how sex works?
14:40 The birds and the bees?
14:41 Do you want to talk about it?
14:42 Oh, we know.
14:43 We get it, Dan.
14:45 How many more kids are you going to have?
14:46 I don't know because all the Swifties want my kids dead.
14:49 Slut shaming is bullshit.
14:50 I would never slut shame.
14:51 That's stupid.
14:52 Which you weren't.
14:53 I was doing the opposite of slut shaming.
14:55 Saying that if I don't see it, she might be a virgin.
14:58 Do you think that was productive overall?
15:00 Yeah, I think so.
15:01 They apologized.
15:02 They knew that they were wrong.
15:04 Unbelievable.
15:09 It's truly unbelievable.
15:10 I think that went to...
15:12 You know, I don't really think it went anywhere, to be honest.
15:16 I kind of let Kelly take the lead on that one.
15:19 I just felt like anything we said, he was going to spin zone it.
15:22 But, you know, I'm glad that we could at least have a conversation about it.
15:28 Here, should we pull up the comments section and see how many Swifties have turned?
15:31 Because they all just want your attention.
15:33 They're not actually Swifties.
15:34 They just want you to tweet their comments.
15:36 No shit, Gia.
15:38 This man made a lot of solid points.
15:40 I think I'm a fan now.
15:42 Major Swifty here.
15:43 I've never heard of Big Cat prior to this podcast, but now that I know him, I love him.
15:47 He is just Italian and not perverted.
15:49 People don't understand the misconceptions.
15:51 He is truly inspirational.
15:52 I aspire to be him.
15:53 Big Cat for the win.
15:54 Giving us great life lessons.
15:56 It's great to see the Swifties bringing such a great dad and role model to teach us how to treat jokes.
16:00 Did you tell your pervert friend, Jersey Jerry, to get all his crew to watch those things?
16:04 No.
16:05 Swifties everywhere are saying Mr. Big Cat was just misunderstood and is probably one of the biggest Swifties and true defenders of mother.
16:11 Also kind of funny.
16:12 Long time Swifty.
16:13 I didn't like what this handsome skinny guy said about Taylor, but I can forgive him.
16:18 And glad to know he is now a fellow Swifty.
16:21 That person may be blind to death.
16:23 Sadly, they're blind to death.
16:25 As a huge Swifty, I think he brings up good points and really helped grow the fan base.
16:30 Wow. Grow the fan base.
16:33 As a lifelong Swifty, I agree. We need to see P&P.
16:38 This is just a torture chamber forever, I think.
16:45 For the rest of my life.
16:47 Score now! Fuck yeah!
16:49 Early! On them early!
16:51 It's raining. It's raining on me.
16:57 Yeah, you don't like Max.
16:59 That's fine. I mean, I know you don't. I know you don't like me.
17:04 Philly's just a magic.
17:08 Yup.
17:10 Fuck yeah, JC! Let's go! Give me that!
17:17 Three for Wheeler now! Three!
17:20 Fuck yeah!
17:22 I'm so hot.
17:24 Best catcher in fucking baseball, JC!
17:28 How many pitches does he have?
17:30 70.
17:31 70, 55, no hitter. He's crazy.
17:34 He's got a no-no.
17:36 Yeah.
17:38 Five.
17:39 Alright.
17:40 But he's got 70 pitches, so we might have to go to the pen for a team no-no.
17:45 That doesn't exist.
17:47 That doesn't exist.
17:50 That's all I've been rooting for.
17:53 Lack of effort there.
17:55 No hustle.
17:56 I mean, I'm the only one saying this game isn't fucking over.
18:01 Come on! Get out! Get out!
18:04 Let's go! Come on! One run! One run!
18:08 Let's go!
18:10 Max is not cut out to be a baseball man.
18:13 No, Max.
18:14 I think you should not have kept Wheeler in.
18:17 Max wanted to keep Wheeler in.
18:19 Let's ride the horse. He was doing all right.
18:23 You just don't get baseball.
18:26 I guess I don't make baseball.
18:28 I mean, the guy is basically as close to a perfect game as you can have about his ball.
18:34 And then all of a sudden, three or five runners.
18:38 Yeah, you also put a ton of pressure on the guy who comes in.
18:41 I blame it all on Max.
18:44 When would you have pulled him?
18:47 I get it. I was wrong.
18:49 Everyone else was right. I was wrong.
18:51 Raise your runs, big cat! Come on!
18:54 Let's go, baby!
18:56 Boom!
18:58 I was never rooting for you.
19:00 Fuck! Fuck!
19:03 Let's go!
19:09 I know where this is.
19:11 I can't do anything about it.
19:13 It's shop in Atlanta.
19:15 Wow, man, that was big.
19:17 What a game.
19:19 4-0.
19:21 I was doing it again.
19:23 I might check notifications on some bloopers.
19:25 Let's go, baby!
19:27 Throw a fucking fastball, you fucking pussy!
19:33 Yeah, he gassed him on that one fastball.
19:36 Was that a changeup slider?
19:38 He had to hang in front door.
19:40 He was nowhere near the fastball!
19:42 He sped up fucking bad!
19:45 Max, you're right.
19:47 That's right. You already got one game in Atlanta.
19:49 No, this is fucked!
19:51 This game is fucked! This year is fucked!
19:54 What did I say?
19:55 I said this team fucking comes back from runs every fucking game!
20:02 You started to like Max, dude.
20:04 I like this.
20:08 What a fucking catch! Let's go!
20:12 Oh, no! Harper! Double involve!
20:15 Double involve!
20:17 One more hand in the bank!
20:20 One-one!
20:22 We'll see you at the bank!
20:25 Let's go! Max, come back!
20:32 I gotta get out of here!
20:35 I didn't realize that was the end of it. Holy shit.
20:39 Max, you should have kept Wheeler in!
20:41 It's all because you guys are fucking dicks!
20:45 That was a back-breaking loss.
20:47 That was. That was very bad.
20:49 Because you had no hitter.
20:51 I don't give a fuck about the no hitter!
20:53 The only person who gave a fuck about the no hitter was you!
20:56 So that you could bring it up to me.
20:58 And I said it! My stance would have stayed the same!
21:01 It still would have been bullshit!
21:03 I don't give a fuck that you just kept wanting to make it a thing!
21:06 You wanted to keep making it a thing!
21:08 And you keep saying that you're rooting for the Phillies, but you're not!
21:11 You're not rooting for the Phillies!
21:13 I have!
21:14 You're not!
21:15 Max, I was very clear.
21:17 I had over eight runs in that game.
21:20 So when it was 4-3...
21:21 But I mean, you're...
21:23 Every time a team went up to bat, I said, "Give me a run!"
21:26 No! When the Phillies came up to bat, you cleaned the room!
21:29 And when the Braves came back, it would be like, "Oh no, I want the Phillies to win!"
21:34 I want the Phillies to win!
21:36 But the Braves...
21:37 Unfortunately, the Braves are the ones that got me those two more runs I needed.
21:41 Okay?
21:42 Unfortunately. I'm so sorry.
21:44 It's not personal, it's business! Now I'm back on the Phillies!
21:47 No, you're not.
21:48 Yeah!
21:49 Yeah!
21:50 Hey Max, I know you said you didn't want the no hitter, but if you had gotten the no hitter, you would have won.
21:54 Yes! We would have won the game!
21:58 I said we did want the no hitter.
22:00 I get it. I was wrong.
22:02 Everyone else was right. I was wrong.
22:04 Everything I said was true, and everything everyone else said was wrong.
22:07 Well, no, that's not true because I actually bet the over in it.
22:11 But I kept saying...
22:13 Everyone kept saying, "This game's over."
22:15 I was the only one who didn't get complacent!
22:18 Everything I said was right. Everything everyone else said was wrong.
22:21 I need to, like, know what's going on in that locker room right now.
22:27 If they have the same mindset as me, we're fucked. We're losing more.
22:31 I need to know that they're a better man than I am.
22:35 The Phillies are all so excited.
22:38 She is kind of funny.
22:39 I know. Especially after me and Phil talked all that shit about the Phillies.
22:42 I'll still talk, and they're still dumb as hell.
22:45 I'm just as mad as Max.
22:47 He went from a no hitter, and the only guy to reach on an error, to a walk, a hit, a hit, and you kept him in and gave up a home run.
22:56 But mixed in there was a first and third dagger of a strikeout to end an inning.
23:00 But don't let the record show that Max, as the manager, wanted Wheeler back out there in the seventh.
23:05 He made the... He lost them that game.
23:07 Oh, you're saying we could have gone team no hitter.
23:09 Yeah, he wanted Wheeler back out there in the seventh.
23:12 Yeah, no, it was the wrong call.
23:13 Did you hear the whistles?
23:14 Huh? Yeah.
23:16 Ah, look into it. We gotta look into it.
23:18 There just needs to be...
23:19 There's a clip of right before the Braves hit both their home runs, there's a clear whistle.
23:23 I mean, they know they're cheating.
23:25 Big T admitted it.
23:27 Looks like a solid piece of hitting to me.
23:30 Just a whistle to let you know the baseball's coming.
23:33 At least it's not a trash game.
23:35 It's actually true.
23:37 Just hangers, though. They weren't even in the dirt.
23:40 Yeah, you whistle when the hangers are coming.
23:42 I don't know if you whistle or not, but it's a good piece of hitting. One-one at the bank.
23:47 As the hours go by, the more confidence I start to build.
23:51 Like, I woke up this morning, and I was like, "We're dead."
23:53 We're not dead.
23:54 Big Cat has a future.
23:55 I know. I'm out on his futures.
23:59 Why?
24:00 Because your futures fuck me.
24:01 No, they don't. You fucked you. Champagne, before the Super Bowl.
24:05 No, you.
24:06 No, you.
24:07 You.
24:08 You.
24:09 Sorry that I can see when Philly teams are about to get hot.
24:12 That's an incredible skill that I have.
24:15 Not hot enough.
24:18 Yeah, but it was the first--
24:21 That one on the intern?
24:22 Yeah.
24:23 He's not fat anymore.
24:25 He is looking good.
24:26 The first one was--
24:27 His picture looked like a Ken Jack Photoshop.
24:29 He was with--
24:30 He's so fat.
24:31 What's his name? Wolverine.
24:32 And the second one--
24:34 And the second one looks like it's Photoshopped to be Hugh Jackman.
24:36 He was with Hugh Jackman in the first one, so then you see that, you click on it, you scroll, and he's just got his dog on.
24:42 Oh, God.
24:43 This was the first one?
24:44 I don't know.
24:45 You were looking at it?
24:46 You were like, "Oh, okay, cool."
24:47 Yeah.
24:48 And then his dog is just in the second frame.
24:54 I mean--
24:57 He's fucking jacked up.
24:58 Yeah.
24:59 I was like, "Whoa."
25:01 No, he looks great.
25:03 Who posted that on Twitter?
25:06 [music]
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