Chuck Audette - To My Love, with Apologies to Robert Burns (bad haiku?)

if love's a red rose -
is lust a thhhorny issue?
who know? I miss you.


[On the above Entry for a Bad Poem Contest:
With rhymes grating and, too, a bad pun,
in your rating - has this haiku won (1) ? ]

Chuck Audette

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/to-my-love-with-apologies-to-robert-burns-bad-ha/