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00:24What is a metro station?
00:25Correct.
00:26U.S. rep and pres for 800.
00:28President Andrew Johnson had been a senator and a representative from this state.
00:32What is Tennessee?
00:33Adriana.
00:33What is Tennessee?
00:34Yes.
00:34U.S. rep and pres 1200.
00:57Hello.
00:58Hello, honey.
01:00Oh, Gracie.
01:01I miss you.
01:02I miss you, too.
01:04How was your day?
01:06I had pizza for lunch.
01:07Oh, that's good.
01:09That's your favorite.
01:10Yeah.
01:12Can I come home?
01:14Not today.
01:15Oh.
01:16But I'll come see you tomorrow.
01:17How does that sound?
01:19Yeah, we could take Joey to the park.
01:21He'd love that.
01:22Yeah.
01:22Fly a kite.
01:23That'd be nice.
01:25Yeah.
01:28The owl is in the walls, Chris, Peter.
01:30The owl is in the walls.
01:31Bedtime, Edward.
01:33Just a few more minutes.
01:34No.
01:34It's time to bed.
01:34It's okay, sweetheart.
01:35We'll talk tomorrow.
01:36I'm not a damn child.
01:38Give me the phone, Edward.
01:39Edward, stop.
01:40I'm not a damn child.
01:41Edward, stop.
01:46I saw my parents.
01:48I saw your father.
01:50I saw the Ritz brothers.
01:52I don't believe me.
01:53They're much funnier than this.
01:56Ma, I am taking you to the hospital.
01:59No.
01:59Why not?
02:00What?
02:00Are you trying to tell me that possibly there was nothing wrong with you?
02:03No.
02:04I feel better just lying here.
02:06The ride in the car could only make me feel worse.
02:08Yeah, she's right, Dorothy.
02:09Sometimes just lying motionless is the best thing a person can do.
02:12That didn't sound right when you said it on our honeymoon, and it doesn't sound right.
02:39Help me!
02:43Somebody help me!
03:00Is this supposed to be scary?
03:02It's a classic.
03:03It's boring.
03:03Can I play a game?
03:04I don't have any games.
03:06Mom, Grandpa's not sharing.
03:07Dad, please.
03:09Fine.
03:09Take it.
03:11So, is Pill Reminder Pro a game?
03:13No, don't touch that.
03:15Grandpa uses it to keep track of all the medicines he needs to stay alive.
03:18Oh, I accidentally deleted it.
03:22Probably for the best.
03:23Don't worry about that, Grandpa.
03:25It's all in the cloud.
03:26I'm going to fix it for you.
03:27Thank you, Neil.
03:28Yeah.
03:29Oh, everyone, look.
03:30We're here.
03:31Hippie.
03:32Hippie.
03:36Hippie.
03:36Hippie.
03:38Hippie.
03:39Hippie.
03:39Hippie.
03:39I need a couple of units covered in the air, please.
03:44Hello there, folks.
03:45How can I help you all?
03:46Hi.
03:47Um, my dad's moving in today.
03:49His name's Sam Cooper.
03:51Sam Cooper.
03:52Got him right here.
03:53Welcome to the Burroughs, where you'll have the time of your life.
03:58Ironic slogan for a place people come to die.
04:03Okay.
04:03Okay.
04:17Why is everyone so old?
04:19Because, honey, this is a special town just for grown-ups.
04:23But let me hear you say, light's taking you nowhere.
04:28Angel.
04:31Possibly, will you pay me for a thousand years?
04:35I'm the fool who took you in this room.
04:40Hi there.
04:41Hello.
04:42Sorry we're late.
04:43Oh, it's no problem.
04:44They pay me the medium bucks to be here.
04:46Oh, and aren't you just the cutest thing?
04:48What's your name?
04:48Sam.
04:49Mr. Cooper.
04:51Nice to officially meet you.
04:53I'm Kaylee.
04:54You're a transition manager.
04:55And it's my privilege to guide you through every step of your time here.
04:57I hope it's okay, but I told the movers to go ahead and start unloading.
05:00I mean, the boxes are so well labeled, which I guess I shouldn't be surprised, given you are an engineer.
05:05I was an engineer.
05:06But now I'm a prisoner.
05:07We'd love to get into the house.
05:09Everything has been freshly painted.
05:11We kept the wallpaper like your wife requested.
05:13Oh, and the previous owner left some furniture behind.
05:16So, you know, feel free to keep the pieces that speak to you and get rid of the rest.
05:19Why don't they want it?
05:20Because they're dead, right?
05:23Grace passed two months ago, but Edward is a resident at the manor.
05:26It's a long-term care facility here at the boroughs for those who require more attention.
05:30What's wrong with him?
05:31Hello?
05:31What?
05:32I want to know.
05:33That's quite the boob tube.
05:34He likes to fix old TVs.
05:36Oh, isn't that fun?
05:37What the hell is that?
05:39That is Seraphim.
05:40Every house in the boroughs has one.
05:42If you ever have an emergency or, say, you want to book a tea time, all you have to
05:46do is call out to Seraphim, and it will connect you to one of our 24-7 support team.
05:51Here.
05:52Howdy, Seraphim.
05:53Well, hey there, Kaylee.
05:55What can I do to make your day more enjoyable?
05:57Absolutely not.
05:58Stop.
05:59Mr. Cooper.
06:00What are you doing?
06:01Mr. Cooper, please don't do that.
06:02Seraphim is actually hardwired.
06:05I do not need an electronic babysitter.
06:08Mr. Cooper, I understand your frustration.
06:11Do you now?
06:11I know it was your wife who wanted to move here, and I was so sorry to hear of her
06:16passing.
06:16But I'm not the one who won't let you out of your contract.
06:19Those things are decided by the man at the top.
06:21So point me his way.
06:23I've helped a lot of people through this transition over the years, Sam.
06:27And I promise, if you just open your heart to this place, you'll find the boroughs is
06:33not a last chapter.
06:35It's a new beginning.
06:39Wait!
06:40Mr. Cooper!
06:42Was that really necessary?
06:44Yes.
06:44She was just doing her job.
06:46I will not be spoken to like a child.
06:47Well, then maybe stop acting like one.
06:49Excuse me?
06:49Hey, maybe we all just take a deep breath.
06:51I didn't ask you to come.
06:52It's not like you can drive yourself.
06:53Hey!
06:55Let's all go out to the garage.
06:56Why?
06:58What's in the garage, Neil?
07:05Cool.
07:06What the hell is that?
07:07It's a golf cart.
07:08I don't play golf.
07:09It's not just a golf cart, okay?
07:11This is the Icon I-40 L. It's got a 48-volt three-phase high-torque motor.
07:17I mean, this baby tops out at almost 35 miles an hour.
07:20Well, send it back.
07:24The flames are a custom job.
07:26They won't take it back.
07:27Can't say I blame them.
07:30You know, you can always stay with us longer if you need to.
07:33Oh, that two-bedroom isn't big enough for the four of you.
07:35You don't need me on the sofa as well.
07:38Besides, I've buried every time I've got into this tomb.
07:42Got to make sure it doesn't burn down before I figure a way out.
07:45Well, at least it's pretty.
07:46It's dry.
07:47It's a desert.
07:48Exactly.
07:49Still, I see why Mom picked it.
07:51She never really liked the Chicago winters.
07:53Yeah, shouldn't you be getting on the road?
07:55Back to Albuquerque, miss out on all that rush-out traffic?
07:58It's Sunday, Dad.
07:59Yeah, weekend traffic.
08:01Even worse.
08:18Call me if you need anything, okay?
08:20Don't worry about me.
08:27See you soon, Raccoon.
08:30Bye-bye, butterfly.
08:41Bye-bye.
08:44Bye-bye.
08:54I don't know.
09:26There's always something to do in the boroughs.
09:28Play 18 holes on any one of our three award-winning golf courses.
09:32Or keep healthy in our brand new fitness center with self-regulating therapeutic walking pools.
09:37I'm CEO Blaine Shaw, and my grandfather founded this little slice of heaven way back in 1950.
09:43The man of the top.
09:44Keeping you healthy and happy has been the family business for almost 75 years now.
09:49So kick back and enjoy.
09:50I promise you'll have the time of your life.
09:54Hello.
09:56Oh, howdy, neighbor.
09:59I'm Jack.
10:00You know, your doorknob's broken.
10:02I'm kind of the welcome wagon around these parts.
10:05Care for beer?
10:06No.
10:07Oh, my dog's barking.
10:09I got a touch of the gout.
10:11Doesn't help that I shot a full 18 today.
10:13Shot an 82.
10:15It's not bad for a 10 handicap.
10:17You play golf?
10:18No.
10:19Hey.
10:21What's your name?
10:22Sam Cooper.
10:24Well, I don't even mind the gout so much, Sammy.
10:28It's the sleep apnea that tittles my wife.
10:32I got to sleep in a chair hooked up to this machine to keep me breathing.
10:36I feel like the elephant man.
10:38Yeah.
10:39Because he could not sleep lying down.
10:42You ever seen that movie?
10:43Yeah, sure.
10:44It's a classic.
10:45Well, Brooks produced it.
10:47A fellow film buff I see.
10:50I used to be in entertainment myself.
10:52I was a weatherman.
10:53K-O-B-4 Santa Fe.
10:57The problem with my sleep situation is it makes it tricky with the ladies.
11:01In my younger days, I was always the big spoon, you know.
11:05Now, if I cuddle up all sleep after, I'll die.
11:11And that's a definite mood killer.
11:14I imagine so.
11:15Don't get me wrong, Sammy.
11:16I'm not a player.
11:18One at a time.
11:19Every time.
11:20That's my motto.
11:22They banned a hundred residents for having an orgy in the community center last month.
11:27Can you believe it?
11:28I get it.
11:31That's not my thing.
11:33I get it, though.
11:35I'm seeing this great lady now.
11:37The only thing is she's always rubbing this cannabis tiger balm on herself, you know.
11:42It's arthritis.
11:43It smells like black licorice.
11:45But she is a fine-looking woman.
11:51special, you know.
11:52What's your situation?
11:55Are you married?
11:56Divorced?
11:57Widowed.
11:58Sorry to hear it.
11:59You know, I don't know your emotional journey, but single fellas like ourselves are wonka tickets around here.
12:07Golden.
12:08I appreciate you stopping by, Jack, but it's been a long day.
12:11I'll say no more.
12:13I can take a hint.
12:13But before I skadoodle, I wanted to invite you to a barbecue, and your honor, over at my place.
12:20You'll get to know the neighbors.
12:22How's Tuesdays, Al?
12:23Not good.
12:24Well, you look over your schedule and let me know, okay?
12:28Yeah.
12:29Keep the beer.
12:30I'll just take one to the road.
12:33The boroughs is a good place.
12:35We take care of each other, you know, like a family.
12:39I'm full up on family.
12:41I got you.
12:44Think about that barbecue.
12:46I make a hell of a kebab.
12:59Morning.
13:06Morning, Mom.
13:11I thought I might go up to that good farmer's market at Logan Square today.
13:15Hmm.
13:16Yanni's shallots for dinner tonight.
13:22So come with me.
13:25I was gonna work on the car.
13:28Even that car.
13:33What is the point of fixing up a car if you can't drive it?
13:46Yeah, baby!
13:48We got it!
14:13Oh, perfect.
14:15Who are these people?
14:22I found his wife's obituary.
14:25Who?
14:26Our new neighbor.
14:28Samuel Darwin Cooper.
14:30Born in Chicago, Illinois.
14:33December 10th, 1953.
14:35You gotta stop stalking people.
14:37Not stalking.
14:39Investigating.
14:40You're not a reporter anymore.
14:43Journalist.
14:44That makes it stalking.
14:45His wife died of a stroke five months ago.
14:48Oh gosh, she was young.
14:50Not even 70.
14:52He worked for Northrop Grumman 35 years as an aeronautical engineer.
14:57So we know he's smart.
14:59Education is not the learning of the facts, but the training of the mind to think.
15:04Who said that?
15:05Einstein.
15:06Or maybe Mr. Peabody.
15:09One or the other.
15:09I don't know.
15:11Ard?
15:11Hmm?
15:12I was thinking we should go for a walk today.
15:14Your doctors say you need exercise.
15:16Real exercise.
15:17Not the bendy bendy stuff.
15:18I can't.
15:19I'm playing golf with Maximoff.
15:22Well, are we still on for a film tonight?
15:24Dog Day Afternoon is playing at the palace.
15:26I'm sorry.
15:27I forgot.
15:28Loser buys dinner and Max always loses.
15:30So, you know.
15:32So, hey to Maximoff.
15:33Okie dokie.
15:35Hmm.
15:36See you later.
15:43Oh boy.
15:44Oh boy.
16:06Bon!
16:15Look, I just wanted to apologize.
16:17I came out a little strong last night.
16:19Oh, I can't talk now, Jack.
16:20Sure, sure, sure, sure.
16:22We can talk about that whole barbecue shindig later.
16:24There's no rush on that.
16:26Nice wheels, by the way.
16:28There's nothing like an icon.
16:30I got a 23.
16:32That's a beaut.
16:41Love the lights, hot stuff.
16:48Young Marcus Shaw was working in the local coal mine
16:51when he first imagined a town just for retirees back in 1949.
16:54Everyone thought he was crazy.
16:56But at that very first open house, the line of caution...
16:59They featured state-of-the-art appliances,
17:01like the brand-new Westinghouse oven,
17:03which you can see, actually, to your left right here.
17:05Oh, we have something special.
17:07You guys come around.
17:10We can make that work.
17:12Mm-hmm.
17:14Shouldn't be a problem.
17:16Yes.
17:17That's right.
17:19Thank you for calling the boroughs,
17:20where you'll have the time of your life.
17:23Can I help you, sweetie?
17:24Yeah, my name's Sam Cooper.
17:26I need to speak to Mr. Shaw.
17:27And what is this in regards to?
17:29Getting out of my contract.
17:30Oh.
17:31Well, that's a new one.
17:33Unfortunately, Mr. Shaw isn't in the office today.
17:35Let me check his schedule.
17:47You're in luck.
17:48I can plead you in it.
17:49You're here on a Tuesday.
17:55Lily, where are the shallots I asked for?
17:57Shit.
17:58I forgot!
17:59Well, I can't cook chimichurri without shallots.
18:01Now, use onions!
18:02You can't be serious.
18:03What?
18:03They're basically the same.
18:05I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.
18:11What are you doing?
18:12Tances me.
18:13I have to cook dinner.
18:14We can wait.
18:16You know, this isn't gonna work.
18:17Yeah?
18:19We both know that isn't true.
18:21Pork chops are gonna burn.
18:22Don't be such a problem.
18:24So you're scared of me, thinking that maybe we ain't that young anymore.
18:30Show a little face, man.
18:33You can't even hear you, but you're all right.
18:38Oh, that's all right.
18:40You're right with me.
18:43You're right.
18:44You told me you should study your brain.
18:46You told me you should study your brain.
18:50You should study your brain and give mercy to the rest of you.
18:56Lily.
18:58Lily!
19:00Lily!
19:02Mr. Cooper, are you all right?
19:07Yeah, I'm fine.
19:12I'm sorry.
19:14I'm sorry.
19:15I'm sorry.
19:16You look like you've seen a ghost.
19:18I have to go.
19:19I'm sorry.
19:20Did you want that appointment?
19:31Mickey Mantle?
19:34Nice shot.
19:35Some guy in my eyes.
19:41All right, new guy.
19:43Get in there.
19:44Let me do the talking.
19:45This lady's a handful.
19:47I'm going to...
19:49One more stop.
19:54The camel's on.
19:57Looking good, everyone.
19:58Diane?
19:59Oh, that's nice.
20:00Sheila, don't use your hands.
20:02Use the pliers, okay?
20:03I think you can really just get right in there.
20:06Oh, no.
20:07No, no, no, no.
20:08Absolutely not.
20:09I specifically told the seraphim thing to send anybody but you.
20:14Anybody but Chief Reddislav.
20:16What can we do for you, Renee?
20:17I've been robbed.
20:18Again.
20:20And what are we missing this time?
20:22A bag of rose quartz.
20:24What's that?
20:25Expensive?
20:26No, it's like ten bucks.
20:27But I know that I put them on the shelf in the storage room last night, and this morning they
20:32were gone.
20:32So somebody broke in and stole them.
20:34Huh.
20:35Any sign of a break-in?
20:38No.
20:38Of course not.
20:40Look, nothing we can do.
20:41We could file a report.
20:43Yes.
20:44Yes.
20:46Paz.
20:47Thank you, Paz.
20:48Let's do that.
20:49Let's take a report.
20:51You know, last week, Meredith Stidwell reported her car stolen.
20:57Turns out, she loaned it to her daughter and forgot.
21:00It just happens all the time and folks your age.
21:03Now look around.
21:04I mean, you got stones worth a lot more than ten bucks here.
21:07You misplaced your quartz and forgot.
21:10Just like Meredith Stidwell, and just like the last time you called.
21:15The worst thing I could do for you is file a report that says confused old woman is confused again.
21:23You're welcome.
21:39What do you call it?
21:41Redwood.
21:41What do you do here at night?
21:43They eat for dinner.
21:45They all come here and eat for big dinner.
21:47You're a pretty bright boy, aren't you?
21:50What?
21:58Jesus.
22:08Stop.
22:09What?
22:10Just stop.
22:12Just give me a damn minute.
22:25You're a mechanic?
22:26Engineer.
22:27Oh, close enough.
22:29I'm Rene.
22:30Sam.
22:31New guy on the block.
22:32I guess.
22:34Try the engine.
22:36Just like that?
22:37Just like that.
22:37Oh, all right.
22:39All right.
22:45No, thank you.
22:48Hey.
22:51Hey.
22:52I'm trying to thank you.
22:53I don't want it.
22:54I just want to get some sleep.
22:55Well, they say you're welcome.
22:57Excuse me?
22:59Here's the tip.
23:00When somebody says thank you, you just say you're welcome.
23:04Instead of being a snippy little bitch.
23:06The other person will happily go on their way, and you can go back to doing what all grumpy
23:10old men love to do.
23:12Be alone.
23:16You're welcome.
23:17Better, boy, Sam.
23:37You're welcome.
24:00Who the hell are you?
24:02Oh, shit.
24:04Where's Grace?
24:05Take it easy, buddy.
24:08It's in the walls.
24:09What is?
24:10The owl.
24:11Owl?
24:13This is all wrong.
24:14Where's Grace?
24:15Oh, wait.
24:16Wait, wait, wait.
24:17Grace, she used to live here?
24:19You're her husband.
24:20I can help you.
24:21No.
24:22I have to find the door.
24:23We can find the door together.
24:25Um, just, just put the knife down.
24:28You're one of them.
24:30Where's Grace?
24:31You took her.
24:32Where is she?
24:33You've got her.
24:34Gentlemen, you can get her back there.
24:36Give her back.
24:37Get her.
24:37Stop it.
24:38Stop it.
24:38Give her back.
24:39I don't have her, you psycho.
24:41Stop.
24:41Give her back.
24:42Get her.
24:43Oh.
24:44Wait.
24:45Oh.
24:45Help, somebody.
24:47Somebody help.
24:49Help.
24:50Well done.
24:51Edward, that's enough.
24:52No.
24:53No.
24:53He's one of them.
24:54Time to go home.
24:55But this is my home.
24:58Oh.
24:59Oh, no.
24:59Grace, Jane.
25:03Oh, watch up.
25:05You're lucky you didn't eat stitches.
25:06Yeah, that's me, Mr. Lucky.
25:08How we doing over here?
25:09Ah, he's as good as new.
25:10Ha ha.
25:11I wouldn't go that far.
25:12Well, I realize you had a rough morning.
25:15I don't want to take up any more of your time.
25:16But you need anything.
25:18Call security.
25:19You ask for Hank.
25:20I'll get you sorted.
25:21What about the police?
25:22Well, legally speaking, the boroughs isn't a town.
25:26It's all unincorporated land.
25:27We set it up that way so the company doesn't have to provide schools or police departments.
25:32Now, there's a county sheriff, but those boys are stretched pretty thin, so we try not to sweat them with
25:38the small stuff.
25:38Small stuff?
25:39A man broke into my house.
25:40I'm sorry.
25:41I was attacked.
25:42I understand.
25:43Apparently, you do not understand.
25:45Maybe the sheriff will.
25:47Look, Mr. Cooper, no one is going to stop you from calling the sheriff if you're dead set on it.
25:52But someone you should talk to first.
25:54Who's that?
25:55My boss, Blaine Shaw.
26:00Fine.
26:01Can I call shotgun?
26:02Can't allow that.
26:03Sorry.
26:18I thought I was meeting the boss.
26:19You are.
26:22What is this place?
26:24The manor.
26:25It's where they stick the potatoes.
26:27Like your little visitor today.
26:33Some door.
26:34Well, we take security seriously right here.
26:36Yeah, well, how did the guy who attacked me get out?
26:38We're still figuring that out, but I assure you, it won't happen again.
26:48Apparently, all this helps folks suffering from dementia.
26:51Makes it feel at home.
26:53Kind of trippy, right?
26:54That it is.
26:55Mr. Shaw's waiting for you in the cafe.
26:57Cafe?
26:58We'll be out front to take you home when you're done.
27:04Excuse me, do you have the time?
27:07It's almost ten.
27:08Oh, good.
27:09And I haven't missed my boss.
27:13Mrs. Taylor.
27:16There we go.
27:18Oops.
27:18Sorry.
27:20Hold on.
27:23Just a second.
27:25There we are.
27:26Pretty as a picture.
27:28Mr. Cooper.
27:29Hello, I'm Blaine Shaw, CEO of the Burroughs.
27:32Yeah, I know who you are.
27:33I've seen you on TV.
27:34Of course.
27:35Thank you for agreeing to meet with me.
27:37Would you like a cold drink?
27:38We have a soda machine, various juice.
27:39No, I'm not thirsty.
27:41Well, please, have a seat.
27:42I'll stand.
27:51First things first, I owe you an apology, Mr. Cooper.
27:55It is my responsibility to keep our residents safe, and I failed you.
27:59And for that, I am very sorry.
28:00Yeah, I don't want your apology.
28:02No.
28:02You want out of your contract.
28:04How do you know?
28:05Well, I heard about what happened with your transition manager and with my receptionist.
28:10It's my town, Mr. Cooper.
28:12Nothing goes on around here without my knowing.
28:13So, I took the liberty of speaking with our financing department.
28:17The proper documents drawn up.
28:19Provided I don't call the sheriff.
28:21That's right.
28:23Fine with me.
28:24There is one more thing.
28:26What?
28:27Edward would like to apologize.
28:30Edward.
28:35Oh, don't worry.
28:36He's properly medicated.
28:38He's no harm to anyone, I can assure you.
28:39I'll keep my distance all the same.
28:44Edward?
28:48Edward, can you hear me?
28:50Is it time for supper?
28:52Oh, no, not yet.
28:53But there's somebody here to see you.
28:56Gracie?
28:58No, no, it's Mr. Cooper.
29:01Do you remember what we talked about, about Mr. Cooper?
29:05Oh, yes, yes.
29:07Mr. Cooper.
29:08I'm sorry, Mr. Cooper.
29:09I am sorry.
29:12Hmm?
29:15Well done, Edward.
29:20What's wrong with him?
29:21Alzheimer's?
29:22Maxwell's.
29:23It's a rare neurological disease.
29:25It causes the brain to literally wither and die.
29:28There's no cure, no treatment.
29:31Edward and the world are locked in a race to see who can forget the other first.
29:34What about friends, family?
29:36Edward and Grace had a son, Joey, but sadly he passed quite young.
29:40I mean, you know, the manner is all Edward has now, like everyone here.
29:47Well, I think we have taken up quite enough of your time, Mr. Cooper.
29:50You are on to bigger and better things.
29:52So, here's your contract.
29:54All that's left for you to do is sign.
29:57Of course, you could always stay.
30:00Now, I realize it's a long shot.
30:02We haven't exactly put our best foot forward, but, well, I know you've lost, Sam.
30:10And I suspect you don't have anywhere to go, do you?
30:18You know, loneliness is a disease just as savage as Maxwell's, and far more common these days.
30:25But nobody's ever alone in the Burroughs.
30:30Well, I'll, uh...
30:35Maybe I'll just have a lawyer look at it before I sign.
30:39Oh, very wise, Mr. Cooper.
30:41You take your time.
30:43Not too much, though.
30:45As my wife likes to remind me, time is a precious commodity around here.
31:18Sameer, man.
31:22Everything honky-dory?
31:24I saw the ambulances in front of your place today.
31:28You got me worried.
31:28Oh, all good.
31:29False alarm.
31:31Wow.
31:32Glad to hear.
31:33Yeah.
31:34Yeah, yeah.
31:35I just stopped by because, uh...
31:37Well, you know, I was thinking about that, uh, barbecue.
31:40Oh, yeah?
31:41Yeah.
31:46Thinking anything in particular?
31:49Yeah, yeah.
31:50I was thinking, you know, maybe it's not such a bad idea.
31:54You know, maybe I should, uh...
31:57Yeah, maybe I should meet the neighbors.
32:00Makes sense.
32:02How's Thursday?
32:03No, no, no, no, no.
32:04Uh, Friday would work.
32:06Wow.
32:07I'll make a few calls.
32:11Yeah.
32:28Hey, Claire Bear.
32:29Hey.
32:30I have a favor to ask.
32:32Uh, do you have Mom's final, Born to Run?
32:34I was like Ella's age.
32:35You know, I can't really talk now.
32:37The neighbor's throwing me a barbecue.
32:39And you're going?
32:40Well, you don't have to sound so shocked.
32:42No, I'm not at all surprised by your sudden popularity.
32:46Yeah, all right, all right.
32:47Bye-bye, butterfly.
32:49See you soon, raccoon.
32:50And don't forget about Bruce.
32:52What?
32:52Mom's record.
32:54All right, I'll find it.
32:55Gotta go.
32:57Go.
33:00Go.
33:02Go.
33:06I have stage four prostate cancer.
33:08Oh.
33:10I probably don't have much time left.
33:12It seems a waste to spend us standing outside a party.
33:14Not that I'd call six people in the backyard much of a party,
33:17but sadly it's as close as I get
33:18since they banned me from the community center.
33:21Cowards.
33:22I'm Sam.
33:24Wally.
33:28You going to stand out here all night, Sam?
33:29I'm not very good at parties.
33:32My wife was the sociable one.
33:34She would only like me when I was with her.
33:38Well, I'm beloved.
33:41So stick close.
33:45And that's the part people don't want to talk about.
33:48The documents.
33:49You know, you can make fun of them hillbilly-seeing swamp gas
33:51all you want,
33:52but then you've got to exchange in on Nathan Twyland's 1947 medal.
33:56Right?
33:57Absolutely, Art.
33:59Absolutely.
34:00Look who I found looting out front.
34:02There he is.
34:03Hey, I'm the man.
34:04Good to see you, my friend.
34:05I brought some beer.
34:06That's great.
34:06That's great.
34:07Let me introduce you to the gang here.
34:09We got Art and Judy here.
34:11How are you going, man?
34:11Oh, now.
34:11They live next door to you.
34:13Yeah, I'll take this.
34:14And, you know, you come to me if you need anything,
34:16because I have my finger on the pulse of this place here.
34:19We're both.
34:20Wally, yeah, you've got him, and the mighty Rene.
34:24How are we, man?
34:25It's fantastic.
34:26All right, well, let's all get down to business.
34:28Go in there, grab your plates.
34:30Just because Carlos Castaneda lied about everything that he said
34:33doesn't mean what he meant to say.
34:34So, Jack, which lucky widow are you sending into Peaks of Ecstasy this week?
34:39Woo-hoo, careful.
34:40Wally, we both know you're the only man in the boroughs
34:43with a higher body count than mine.
34:45What?
34:45You're damn right.
34:46By the way, I was monogamous 15 years after 9-11, so...
34:50I think that's her body count.
34:52You're right, you're right.
34:53What would you call it?
34:55My back catalog.
34:56Oh, that's good.
34:58I like that.
34:58I like that.
34:59It is better.
35:00How are you sitting here?
35:02Oh, fine.
35:03A couple of bumps.
35:05Did you know Grace and Edward?
35:07Yeah.
35:08Grace and I used to play tennis together.
35:11She was a hoot.
35:12What about Edward?
35:14Edward?
35:15He was a dick.
35:16It's about bringing people together.
35:19This is Blue Dream, a hybrid sativa.
35:24Tastes like sweet berry.
35:26Hold on, I'll pass, I'll pass.
35:28You still on the bait?
35:29It's healthier.
35:31Aha.
35:32I tried weed salsa the other day.
35:36Unnecessary.
35:37They put weed in everything now.
35:39I have weed tiger balm arthritis.
35:42It smells of licorice.
35:45Some people hate the aroma, but...
35:47I love it.
35:48Oh, no, I don't think I'd better do that.
35:50I'm going in for surgery tomorrow.
35:52Oh, Jack.
35:53Is it the gout?
35:54We're going to have a tora boot or something?
35:55No, no.
35:56Having a mole cut off.
35:58What?
35:59Come on, getting a mole slice up does not count.
36:01It counts.
36:02No.
36:02No, I'm a retired doctor.
36:04It doesn't count.
36:04I had my spine fused.
36:07Now that is surgery.
36:08Here.
36:09Here.
36:10Look at this.
36:10Whoa, whoa, whoa.
36:12Yeah, take a look at this.
36:13Oh, God.
36:14There it is.
36:15All right, you know what?
36:16That ain't nothing.
36:17Sorry.
36:18What do you mean?
36:18I had a whole new hip installed.
36:21Right?
36:22Hey, man.
36:23Oh, hey.
36:24Okay, y'all don't have to imagine my C-section scar.
36:26Oh, where's the fun in that?
36:28Well, show us what you're working with, playboy.
36:30All my scars are emotional.
36:32I'm afraid to say, I think I got you on beat.
36:35Check it out.
36:36Oh, God.
36:37They cracked your chest.
36:39They went in twice.
36:40Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.
36:45Just saying.
36:47How about you, new guy?
36:49You got any battle scars?
36:51You know, my retina detached.
36:53Your retina detached?
36:54Yeah.
36:57Like in a bar fight?
36:58No.
36:59I woke up one morning.
37:00I couldn't see out of my left eye.
37:02Apparently, it's genetic.
37:03Happened to my dad when he was about the same age.
37:05All right.
37:06We all become our fathers.
37:07The worst thing is, they took away my driver's license.
37:09Elders should be respected and venerated.
37:12They treat us like...
37:13Yeah, like children.
37:14Yes.
37:14We should start a revolution.
37:15Yes.
37:16Yeah.
37:16To the great rebellion.
37:18To the great rebellion.
37:20To the great rebellion.
37:23Woo!
37:31Look at me.
37:34Help!
37:35Somebody help!
37:38Oh, no.
37:39Judy, hold on.
37:40Judy, hold on.
37:41Judy, hold on.
37:42You have to...
37:42Hold it from behind.
37:43Judy, you're not.
37:44I'll get her a glass of water.
37:45I'll get her a glass of water.
37:46I'll get her a glass of water.
37:46Good.
37:47Good.
37:47It's all right.
37:48I got it.
37:49I got it.
37:49I got it.
37:49Come on, baby.
37:50You all right?
37:51No.
37:52Come on, sit down.
37:52Sit down.
37:53There you go.
37:55All right, baby.
38:01Go!
38:03Fuck you!
38:04Fuck, fuck, fuck, you fucking piece of shit!
38:09Fuck.
38:14My wife is dead.
38:18I'm sorry, buddy.
38:30My wife's dead.
38:34And the world just keeps on turning, and people just keep on living their lives.
38:39And they shop, and they laugh, and they eat, and they go to sleep, and they get up, and
38:45they do it all over again, and I hate them for it.
38:48My wife is dead.
38:52Yeah.
38:55My second wife, she read a lot of self-help books.
39:00Not that they helped her much, but that's beside the point.
39:06I remember this one thing that she told me once.
39:10Grief makes your past feel too close, and your future too far away.
39:16Yeah, well, my wife's dead.
39:17I don't have a future.
39:18Yeah, but you're still here, buddy.
39:20What, in the boroughs?
39:23God's waiting room?
39:24Well, that's what I thought once.
39:26But the truth is, people come here to live.
39:34Everybody's trying to figure out what to do at the time you get left.
39:40And that's young people, old people.
39:43It doesn't matter.
39:45But here, here you've got not one, but three award winners.
39:54There's so many golf courses to choose from.
39:57Golf is stupid.
39:58That may be, but where else can you grab a club and wipe the shit out of something?
40:05I mean, it's a lot cheaper than breaking doors.
40:14Right?
40:25Well, I'll think about it.
40:28Good enough.
40:31Look, I gotta head back to the party, you know, make sure Judy's okay, so...
40:38Jack.
40:42Thanks for everything.
40:44Oh.
40:48Sam the man.
41:03I will.
41:06I will.
41:28You've reached the office of Bladeshaw at the Burroughs, where you'll have the time of your life.
41:32Please leave a message and we'll get back to you as soon as humanly possible.
41:36Mr. Shaw, it's Sam Cooper.
41:41I just wanted you to know that I won't be calling the sheriff, and I don't need you to cancel
41:47my contract.
41:49I've decided to stay.
41:52So I guess I'll see you around.
42:34I just wanted you to know that I won't be calling the sheriff.
43:00I just wanted you to know that I won't be calling the sheriff.
43:16Jack?
43:22Jack?
43:24Jack?
43:43Jack?
43:48Jack?
43:50Jack?
43:50Jack?
43:51Jack?
43:55Jack?
43:59Jack?
44:01Jack?
44:02Jack?
44:05Jack?
44:06Jack?
44:08Jack?
44:09Jack?
44:11Jack?
44:13Jack?