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00:22Can I help you?
00:24Sir, are you alright, sir?
00:30Oh, yes, sorry.
00:32I'm okay now.
00:38I suppose you don't have a bathroom I could use, huh?
00:45Don't do anything weird in there.
00:48Yeah.
01:04Damn, I'm not just the president of the hair club for men.
01:10I am also a client.
01:21I will take all of these.
01:23You feeling okay?
01:25Actually, I have never felt better.
01:27Oh, I forgot to give you back your keys.
01:30Move, old timer.
01:30Whoa.
01:31Hands up.
01:32Put the money in the back.
01:34Do it!
01:35You don't want to do this, son.
01:37Somebody might get hurt.
01:38Yeah, you.
01:39Okay, all right, if you don't shut the fuck up, all right?
01:41Shut the fuck up!
01:42Take it!
01:46Where's the rest?
01:47That's all there is.
01:49What about the safe?
01:50You don't have a safe.
01:52Why don't you have a safe?
01:53Because this place sucks, man.
01:58What the hell?
02:11That was awesome.
02:12That was awesome.
02:37Hey, Sam.
02:39Am I under arrest?
02:41No, of course not.
02:43We're worried about you, Sam.
02:46You haven't been here very long,
02:48and yet you keep getting yourself into some very uncomfortable scrapes.
02:53Yeah, well, Edward was your fault.
02:55That's fair.
02:57But I'm not the one breaking into funeral homes.
03:04I wanted to say goodbye to a friend.
03:06A friend you just met?
03:09Sam, I know what you said to the EMTs the night that Jack died.
03:13You said that some thing killed him?
03:17I have the examiner's report, Sam.
03:20It was just a heart attack.
03:21And now the mortician is telling me that he found signs
03:24that you were fiddling with Jack's body in the middle of the night.
03:27This is some deeply disturbing stuff, Sam.
03:30It's not like that.
03:31Okay, well, what is it like, Sam?
03:33Help me understand what's going on here.
03:36I was...
03:38I was looking for proof.
03:40Proof that something killed Jack?
03:43Yeah.
03:46Sam, I, um...
03:49I'd like you to consider checking yourself into the manor,
03:53just so we can run a few tests.
03:54I know what I saw, goddammit!
04:04You know the story of the boy who cried wolf?
04:08What?
04:09The original story took place in this perfect village
04:14surrounded by a dark forest.
04:18Now, in this village lived a little boy
04:21who loved to play beneath the trees at the edge of town.
04:26Until, one day, the boy saw a wolf
04:31watching him from the shadows of the forest.
04:36Scared, the boy ran home,
04:37told the villagers that he had seen a wolf.
04:40And, of course, the villagers believed him.
04:42They immediately formed a hunting party.
04:44But when they reached the edge of the woods,
04:49there was no sign of the wolf.
04:51The next day, the same thing happened.
04:54And the day after that, and...
04:56Well, for days, this went on
04:58until the villagers became convinced
05:02the boy was lying.
05:05Now, at this point, Sam,
05:09the boy could have walked away.
05:11The wolf would have never dared
05:14come out of his forest.
05:15The boy could have lived a long and happy life
05:21in that perfect village.
05:24But his pride wouldn't allow it.
05:28Determined to prove that he was telling the truth,
05:32the boy ventured into the forest
05:34where the wolf ate him up.
05:40Do you see what I'm saying, Sam?
05:46You forgot the ending.
05:48Did I?
05:49In the end, the villagers avenge the little boy.
05:53And they kill the wolf.
06:04Oh, well.
06:06Can't say I didn't try.
06:08What about me?
06:10You.
06:11You are free to go.
06:13What, that's it?
06:15We're not the cops, Sam.
06:17We're only trying to help.
06:19No hard feelings.
06:21I'll see you at Edward's memorial.
06:24Wait, wait.
06:27Edward's dead?
06:29You didn't hear?
06:31Yeah, he passed in his sleep
06:33the night you came to visit.
06:36He wasn't well, Sam.
06:38He...
06:39He kept talking about seeing monsters.
06:44Got himself into all kinds of
06:47uncomfortable scrapes.
06:52Only one way that story ends.
06:55What a shame.
07:17Rene?
07:19Uh, good morning.
07:21Oh, good morning.
07:28You okay?
07:30I just have a little tipple.
07:32Going somewhere?
07:33Yeah, I gotta teach a class.
07:35Oh, right.
07:40Uh, want to do something later?
07:43Um, tonight?
07:45Sorry.
07:46I'm sorry.
07:47Yeah, we could, uh,
07:48we could go see a movie or something.
07:50Still owe me that dinner.
07:52I can't tonight.
07:55Well, uh,
07:56Nosotros is playing the Tumblewood on Sunday.
07:59Uh, Sunday's worse.
08:00Why don't you just come over here tomorrow night
08:02and, uh,
08:03I'll burn you some dinner.
08:05Hey, Mom.
08:07I'm starting to feel like a sneaky link over here.
08:10What's that?
08:10The guy you don't want your friends to see you with.
08:13Sneaky link.
08:14I like that.
08:15Not exactly making me feel better.
08:19Listen,
08:20am I the first older woman you've dated?
08:23What does that matter?
08:25You go out,
08:26you get looks,
08:27people make assumptions,
08:28it's like the whole thing.
08:29Well, fuck them.
08:30I don't care.
08:31That's what they all say.
08:36I'm not your first younger man.
08:40So,
08:40trust me when I say
08:42it is not worth all the bullshit
08:43that goes with you and me
08:45going to a concert at Tumblewood.
08:46You mean I'm not worth it?
08:47No,
08:48that's not what I said.
08:50Yeah, well,
08:51I'm old enough to read between the lines.
08:53Has.
08:54Has.
09:08Well, well, well.
09:14Hey,
09:14good morning, sunshine.
09:16You didn't wake me for my shift.
09:18Anywhere from Sam?
09:19Eh,
09:20radio silence.
09:23How about art?
09:25I left a dozen messages.
09:28What if something happened to him?
09:30What if that thing...
09:31I'm sure he's fine.
09:33The safest place for art
09:34is out in that desert.
09:35Far away from our unfolding
09:38creature feature.
09:41You're awfully calm for a man
09:42who just found out
09:43monsters are real.
09:45Um,
09:46not that calm.
09:49Oh,
09:50this is our life,
09:51yeah.
09:52Sleeping in shifts
09:53and hiding knives.
09:56I really don't know.
10:00Sam!
10:02Woo-hoo!
10:03Sam!
10:03Sam!
10:03Hey!
10:05Hey!
10:07Hey!
10:08Sam!
10:08Oh,
10:09my God!
10:10I'm so...
10:12You look terrible.
10:13I missed you, too.
10:14So what happened?
10:15They just let you go?
10:17We better talk inside.
10:21So,
10:22Blaine knows about the monster?
10:23I think he's covering it up.
10:25Well,
10:25why would he do that?
10:26Well,
10:26he has houses to sell.
10:27So we go public?
10:29They won't believe us.
10:30The police?
10:30No,
10:30they won't believe us,
10:31either.
10:32They'll think we're a bunch
10:33of senile coots
10:34and just lock us up
10:35in the manor.
10:36Well,
10:36we have to warn people.
10:37Our neighbors...
10:38We cannot tell a soul.
10:41Anyone who knows the truth
10:42is in danger.
10:43Blaine made that very clear.
10:44Oh,
10:44my God.
10:45What's he going to do?
10:45Double ban me
10:46from the community center?
10:47He killed Edward.
10:50Holy shit.
10:53Why?
10:55You're trying to help me.
10:59Poor Edward.
11:00Okay,
11:01no,
11:01this is wrong.
11:02This is wrong.
11:03Something is feeding on us
11:05and we have to do something.
11:08I'm going to kill it.
11:09Kill it?
11:10Yeah.
11:11How do we do it?
11:12I didn't say we.
11:13Blaine has no idea
11:14you two are involved.
11:15Safer to stay that way.
11:17Hey,
11:17take it down
11:18a notch, cowboy.
11:19Yeah,
11:19we're both part of this now.
11:21Till the end,
11:22Sam.
11:23Which,
11:23given our ages,
11:24could be any day.
11:35Hey,
11:36all right,
11:36looking good.
11:37You changed your hair
11:38or something?
11:39You know me.
11:40Always on the cutting edge of fashion.
11:43Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:44Take care,
11:44babe.
11:53When I wake up in the morning,
11:56love,
11:58and the sunlight hurts my eyes,
12:03something without warning,
12:05something without warning,
12:05love bears heavy on my mind.
12:11Then I look at you,
12:14and the world's all right with me.
12:20Just one look at you,
12:23and I know it's gonna be,
12:28a lovely day.
12:40Woah!
12:41Woo!
12:42Woo!
12:43Woo!
12:51Woo!
12:52Woo!
12:54Woo!
13:03Okay, if we want to kill the thing, we have to find it first.
13:07What do we know?
13:08We know it's a creepy bitch who sneaks into people's houses at night.
13:11How's it get in?
13:12I don't know.
13:13Where's it come from?
13:14No clue.
13:15What does it look like?
13:16It has too many legs.
13:18Like a spider?
13:19Not really.
13:20All right.
13:22New plan.
13:23We get it to come to us.
13:25What, you mean like invited over to watch the game?
13:28Ha!
13:28No!
13:30To dinner.
13:31Elaborate, Wally.
13:32Last night, when I couldn't sleep, I did a little bit of light reading.
13:35And based on the position of the marks in the back of our throats, I think the creature is drinking
13:39our cerebrospinal fluid.
13:41Well, the stuff around our brains?
13:43Hmm.
13:43Somebody took AP Bio.
13:45Now, if the creature is taking small amounts, a little at a time, we might not even notice it first.
13:50But long term, we're talking brain damage, seizures, a whole list of neurological disorders.
13:55Like Maxwell's.
13:56Yes.
13:57Exactly.
13:58Our little friend is taking years off our lives.
14:03Years.
14:03But if I can get a hold of a sample of cerebrospinal fluid, I think I can create a bait.
14:10Unfortunately, that's not something you can just pick up with the local Circle K.
14:14So where do we get it?
14:19Uh-uh.
14:20Oh, hell no.
14:27You've done this before, right?
14:28Oh, yeah.
14:29Plenty of times.
14:32Okay.
14:33First things first, I'm just going to apply a little topical lidocaine.
14:41Can you apply it for me, Sam?
14:43Oh, man.
14:46Okay.
14:47Doing great, great, Sam.
14:50There we go.
14:51I'll just give that a little bit of time to work.
14:54Well, lidocaine will help with the pain, right?
14:56Absolutely.
14:58You know, Sam, while here, he used to be a very famous doctor.
15:03He was on the cover of Time.
15:06I didn't know about that.
15:07I investigated you online.
15:09You lousy snoop.
15:11Yeah, I was a small part of a small article back in the 80s about a group of doctors in
15:15the front line in the fight against the mysterious gay cancer, and I don't have to tell you how
15:20that story ended.
15:22Okay.
15:23You should be numb by now.
15:25All right.
15:26Open wide and think of Europe.
15:31Squeeze my hand.
15:32Move.
15:43That's it.
15:44Good job, Sam.
15:46Oh.
15:47Okay.
15:47You have beautiful brain fluid, my friend.
15:50Thank you very much.
15:53Okay.
15:53We got the bait.
15:54How do we kill the thing?
15:55I got an idea, but first I need some supplies and a ride.
15:59I'll drive you.
16:00Wally, can we take your car?
16:01It's all yours.
16:03Okay.
16:04He's a sweet boy.
16:06He's a mess.
16:07You better watch what you say.
16:08That much better.
16:09Watch its back.
16:10How dare you.
16:11Oh, I'm going to kill it.
16:13Don't you touch my puddles.
16:14If only it were just puddles.
16:16Oh, what's the problem?
16:17His dog keeps crapping on my lawn.
16:20Puddles only craps on my lawn.
16:22That's because he's my dog.
16:23Okay, well, you can't be back here.
16:25I want to talk to Hank right now.
16:27What the hell is going on out here?
16:30Ah, how many times do I have to tell you two to quit coming in here and bothering us with
16:35this nonsense?
16:36I should take you both outside.
16:38Now, Hank.
16:40Hank, you know this is not how we speak to our residents.
16:44I'm sorry, boss.
16:47I sincerely apologize.
16:48Hank here has been under a lot of stress lately, but that's no excuse.
16:53So we're going to have, uh, uh, Paz.
16:56Paz here will take your statements, and don't worry.
16:59He's one of our best.
17:03Hank, can I have a word with you downstairs?
17:07Downstairs?
17:10Sure.
17:28Oh, come on.
17:30Renee.
17:31Oh, sorry.
17:31I got your message.
17:33What's wrong?
17:34Honey, are you okay?
17:35I'm fine.
17:36But your message said SOS.
17:37Oh, yes.
17:41There's a guy.
17:42A guy.
17:43A guy?
17:44Oh, God.
17:46Oh, darling, you scared the hell out of me.
17:48I thought something was actually wrong outside of the key lime all over your boob.
17:52I'm sorry to disappoint you.
17:54No, no, no, no, no.
17:55Ray, Ray, I'm sorry.
17:55It's just, ugh, things are crazy right now.
17:58Talk to me.
18:00I'll tell you later.
18:01Hey, so does your tea have anything to do with that hot security guard I saw leaving your house in
18:06a huff this morning?
18:07Uh, you know what?
18:09All I did was clearly establish my boundaries.
18:12Sure, put up walls.
18:13And he gets his panties all in a bunch.
18:14Great, yeah, so you treated him like a child and you're upset that he's acting like a woman.
18:17Oh, you know what?
18:19I really like this one, Molly.
18:22I don't know.
18:23He's, he's different.
18:24Yeah.
18:25Well, you know what?
18:25You gotta shake things up.
18:26I mean, if he's different, you gotta be different.
18:28You know what?
18:29Live it up while you can.
18:31You gotta go rent a hotel room somewhere and fuck the walls down.
18:35Well, my advice, go be a whore in Sedona.
18:46Judy!
18:50You home?
18:54You home?
19:06You home?
19:08For they might know, I've told me your harm.
19:11The good old life was so good, right?
19:13Too far, my heart is so good.
19:39Fucking Jack.
19:50Sam.
19:51Hey, Sam.
19:53We're here.
19:54Oh, I'm sorry.
19:55I messed the drifted off.
19:56You were snoring like a demon.
19:58Figured you needed to rest.
20:01Whose house is this?
20:04My daughter.
20:06We just need to grab a few things.
20:09Won't take long.
20:22Whoa, what are you doing with so many TVs?
20:25My daughter and I used to fix them up together.
20:27Just for fun.
20:29It's an engineering thing.
20:30Hmm.
20:31The cathode ray tubes on these sets seem to mess with the monster's blood.
20:37So I'm thinking, with enough TVs and a couple of other odds and ends, maybe I can build some kind
20:43of weapon.
20:44This your wife.
20:47Lily.
20:50She's pretty.
20:53Look at you.
20:57You guys look so happy.
21:01You believe in ghosts?
21:06If you asked me two days ago, I would have said no.
21:11Now?
21:14Since I moved to the boroughs, I feel her presence.
21:21It's like she's always just around the corner.
21:30At Jack's memorial, I started to, uh, see things.
21:35Little things.
21:37Impossible things.
21:40But last night I saw her.
21:43Saw?
21:44I think she was trying to tell me something.
21:46Oh, Satan.
21:51Dad, what, what are you doing here?
21:54Who's this?
21:56I'm, I'm his next door neighbor.
21:58I, I just, your daddy wanted a TV.
22:01I'll be in the car.
22:04Aren't you supposed to be at work?
22:05Yeah, I forgot Cody's science homework today, so...
22:11What are you doing here?
22:14I just came to pick up some old TVs.
22:16For what?
22:18Little project.
22:20Okay.
22:21I've left you a lot of messages, Dad, and you haven't returned my calls.
22:24Yeah, I've been busy.
22:25But yet you have time for pretty neighbors and your old TVs, but...
22:28It's not like that.
22:29Can you explain to me what it's like then?
22:36I can't.
22:41Okay.
22:43And we're done here.
22:43No, no, wait, Claire.
22:45I lost her too, Dad.
23:00Hi, I'm calling to see if you have any rooms available this weekend.
23:03Let me check.
23:07Oh, really?
23:10Um, any king bed?
23:14Haha, that's excellent.
23:18Um, I think desert view.
23:21Yeah, not pool view.
23:26Uh, sorry, you know what?
23:28Uh, something just came up.
23:29I'm gonna have to call you back.
23:42What are you hiding, you shady sasquatch?
23:47Oh, my God.
23:51I can't.
23:56Oh, my goodness.
24:03Oh, my gosh.
24:10Oh, my goodness.
24:11Oh, my God.
24:12Oh, my God.
24:14Melton Houser?
24:37What are you drinking?
24:40Uncle Nearest.
24:42Never heard of him.
24:46Well, let me introduce you to him.
24:59There you go.
25:15Well, Uncle Nearest, we'll get you.
25:20Indeed.
25:26Wally, we're back.
25:29I'm in the bedroom.
25:33Good Lord, what are you doing?
25:35Oh, I finished preparing the bait, but then I realized that if we want to entice the creature
25:40into our trap, we have to make the whole scene as alluring as possible.
25:44We're going to get you a date, baby.
25:46So the humidifier there distributes the cerebrospinal fluid through the dummy and into the air?
25:52Precisely.
25:53And then when the creature comes sniffing, we spring our trap.
25:56Oh, speaking of which, how'd it go?
25:58Do we have our weapon?
25:59We have a car full of old TVs.
26:01And these?
26:02Toys?
26:03Oh, I can use the magnets to direct and focus the particles from the TVs into a beam.
26:08Like a laser gun?
26:09Yeah, kind of.
26:11Oh, I haven't seen one of these since I was a kid.
26:13They're beautiful, aren't they?
26:14I'll be back.
26:15Where are you going?
26:16To get a real weapon.
26:17Oh, God.
26:19There won't move that up.
26:20That's amazing.
26:51I'm coming. Hold your horses.
26:56What the hell do you want?
26:58Are you Tim Houser?
27:00I'm not looking to sell my house.
27:02No, no. I'm here to ask you about your father, Milton Houser.
27:11Christ. Another one.
27:13Another?
27:14You think you're the first long-lost kid to come sniffing around here asking questions about Dad?
27:18Dad, man had more bastards than brains.
27:22Well, if you've come this far, you might as well get disappointed inside.
27:34I hope you like your lemonade a little tart.
27:38The doctor says I can't go with the sugar anymore.
27:44Go ahead with your questions.
27:48Judge Judy will be on in 20 minutes. I'll never miss an episode.
27:52So, sounds like you and Dad didn't get along.
27:56I couldn't stand the bastard.
27:59What's this?
28:00A little bit of family history.
28:02That's what you came for, eh?
28:07When did he pass away?
28:081975.
28:10I'm older now than he was when he passed.
28:14Crashed his car out in the desert.
28:17Body was burnt so bad they had to keep the casket closed.
28:22And he worked in prison, right?
28:24Started out as a guard and worked his way up to warden.
28:27That's when I came on board.
28:29That's when I met Mr. Smile.
28:32Mr. Smile?
28:33That's what the inmates called him.
28:34No one ever saw the old man smile unless he was hurting somebody.
28:39I should have reported him, but he was still my daddy.
28:52Do you recognize the other man in that picture?
28:57Can't say that I do.
29:01I've seen all the terrible things Daddy did to people.
29:04Our blood is poisoned.
29:06Everybody would be a lot better off if our whole family line choked out and died.
29:11Let time do what it do.
29:13Wipe things clean.
29:23I'm not afraid to start again.
29:25When I left school to start the contracting business, she was there.
29:30When the kids went off to college and I was no longer Daddy, she was there.
29:36When I hurt my back and had to retire, she was there.
29:41Your duty?
29:42My North Star.
29:45A fixed point in an ever-expanding universe.
29:52Well, she fell in love with another man.
29:54Now I'm lost at sea and what the hell do I do?
30:02Easy.
30:04You punish her.
30:08Punish?
30:09For what she did to you.
30:11I don't care about the sex.
30:13I'm not talking about sex.
30:15I'm talking about love.
30:17True love.
30:20That's...
30:22Transcendent.
30:25Meaning above all else.
30:30You had that.
30:33But she...
30:34Sullied it.
30:37Defiled it.
30:40She stabbed you in the back.
30:42So now...
30:44You stop her in the front.
30:49Fodish her.
30:54You're...
30:57No!
31:03Oh!
31:03What's wrong?
31:04Oh!
31:09Excuse me.
31:34Hmm.
31:39Oh.
31:40Oh.
32:25Help me.
32:28Help me.
32:35Help me.
32:37Help me.
33:02Quartz.
33:03Fucking Hank.
33:05Quartz.
33:16Quartz.
33:24Quartz.
33:25Quartz.
33:34Quartz.
33:38Quartz.
33:41Quartz.
33:45Quartz.
34:02This son of a bitch just up my ass about to miss the kid.
34:06I think I'm a boy star still in the sun.
34:08Maybe it's like shiny rocks.
34:12Let me come back right now.
34:29Goddamn rats.
35:02Fuck me.
35:10Learn to mind your own business, amigo.
35:26It's getting dark out there.
35:28How's it going, Sam?
35:30Almost done.
35:33The house is all sealed up.
35:35There's no way in or out.
35:37Except that patio door right there.
35:39Well, the tableau is set and our star is ready.
35:42As soon as that thing comes in, we blast it with Sam's TVs.
35:45Okay, we're working four-hour shifts.
35:47One of us posted in the bathroom with the controls.
35:49The second across the street asleep while the other one watches over them.
35:53And then rinse and repeat.
35:55It could take days.
35:57It could take weeks.
36:06Judy, are you absolutely sure you sealed the house?
36:09I'm sure.
36:12Well, something got in.
36:14It's impossible.
36:17Nothing's impossible anymore.
36:21What the hell are you going to do with that?
36:22I'm going to shoot something.
36:23Wait, wait.
36:24Judy!
36:27What do we do now?
36:29Stick to the plan.
36:55I ring up.
36:56Wait.
37:03Here comes.
37:13That's what we did before, last class.
37:22This is how it's done.
37:23If you like, you have the Rebel party moves.
37:24And if you like, you just can use it...
37:25It's a friendly and badinch show.
37:26The plan is set.
37:27Yes, what the hell happened trip the breakers, but I've got battery backups. We'll be
37:37It's here
37:43It's on top of the closet
37:47What's it doing
37:51It's looking at us
37:55Turn the TV's what turn the TV's to aim at it do it casually
38:04Casually yeah
38:17Yeah, I'm almost done
38:22I have to go fast
38:24Climb's up now
38:31It didn't work
38:38I hit it. I think I hit it. Don't let it get away
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