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00:05Pupils look good.
00:06Don't sign a concussion or a head trauma.
00:09How you holding up?
00:10Well, you tell me.
00:12Blood pressure's a little high, but it's been expected to give me a night you just had.
00:16I'm sorry about your friend.
00:18It's not uncommon for older apnea patients to aspirate going to heart failure.
00:22It was no heart attack.
00:24Okay, what was it?
00:27I don't know.
00:28It was a thing.
00:32A thing?
00:36Like an animal or something.
00:38What kind of animal?
00:42I don't know.
00:43We didn't see any animal.
00:45Well, I scared it off.
00:47I get it.
00:48It was dark, shadows do weird things.
00:51You got confused.
00:53I'm not confused.
00:55I know what I saw.
00:57An animal.
01:01Something.
01:03You know what, Mr. Cooper?
01:04Why don't you take a ride with us?
01:05Get a full checkup at the hospital.
01:07Make sure you didn't knock your head or something.
01:09I thought you said I was okay.
01:11Hey, better safe.
01:14Nothing wrong with my head.
01:15Okay.
01:17You start to feel lightheaded or confused or anything at all, just call out the seraphim.
01:21Yeah, I don't need anyone's help.
01:25Fair enough.
01:47Another beautiful day on the burrows.
01:52Bye.
01:57Yeah.
02:06Bye.
02:12Bye.
02:15Bye.
02:15Bye.
02:25THE END
02:49Good morning
02:51Good morning, love
02:58I'm thinking about maybe going to that real good farmer's market at Logan Square today
03:02Yeah, I need shallots for this
03:04So come with me
03:10What's this?
03:19Lily?
03:22Lily, stop
03:25Stop
03:27Shoot
03:35Yeah?
03:36Dad, what the hell?
03:37Excuse me?
03:38Were you ever going to tell me what happened?
03:41What happened?
03:42They said someone broke into your house and attacked you
03:44Are you okay?
03:47Yeah, yeah, I'm fine
03:50Yeah, this guy, Edward, I think he's got some kind of dementia
03:54He got confused, he broke in
03:56Said some weird stuff
03:58Why didn't you call me?
03:59I knew you'd worry
04:00Well, I want to worry
04:02Yeah, well, that's dumb
04:05Thanks, Dad
04:07What is that tapping sound?
04:13There's an owl in the walls
04:14What are you talking about?
04:17An owl?
04:18Claire, I can't talk right now
04:19Okay, what's going on?
04:20I'm confused
04:21I am not confused
04:23But that's not what I said
04:24What?
04:25I gotta go
04:25I got something to do
04:26Dad, I'm
04:29Hey, look who's up
04:33I made you breakfast
04:36Never see
04:38I picked some raspberries on my hike yesterday
04:42I figured I'd make you some special pancakes
04:46Like the old days
04:49John Gunther, he said
04:50All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast
04:56I'm allergic to raspberries
04:58Since when?
05:04Right, right
05:07Well, there's some bacon there
05:10Some juice
05:12Help yourself
05:15I gotta meet the guys for golf
05:17You know how it won't get
05:18If I'm late for tea off
05:21Coffee's on
05:22Don't worry about the dishes
05:23I'll get them later
05:25Sorry about the mess
05:30Okay, then
05:31See you at night
05:36Bye
06:04Hey, Franklin
06:06Hitting the trails, Art
06:07Every day for a hike
06:08You stay hydrated out there
06:11Desert heat sneaks up on you
06:12Yeah, well
06:13I'm an Eagle Scout
06:15Always prepared
06:21I can feel the darkness
06:25In your shadow
06:28Such a shame about Jack
06:30He was such a nice boy
06:33I liked him
06:34I really liked him for about two months last summer
06:38Yes, well
06:40They're having a memorial
06:41At Senor Cusina's tonight
06:44Oh, crap
06:45Who holds a memorial in a Mexican restaurant?
06:49Jack, obviously
06:50That could be fun
06:52I went to Rebecca's memorial at the chess club last month
06:55That was bleak
06:57Would they know how to replace half of the chess set?
07:01What?
07:02My granddaughter
07:03Bought me
07:05The most beautiful chess set last Christmas
07:07And the other night
07:08All of the white pieces just vanished
07:10Poof
07:11Gone
07:12What were they made out of?
07:13That white shit
07:14Of course
07:16I think
07:36It's a waste of time
07:38It is not a waste of time
07:40These studies are from leading minds
07:42In alternative cancer research
07:43Throughout Europe and Asia
07:45Okay, we both know what alternative means, Wally
07:47It means non-Western
07:49It doesn't mean invalid
07:50These treatments have all been debunked
07:52Just like the apricot seeds
07:54And the hypnosis you insisted we try
07:56Miracle cures aren't real
07:58Well
07:59Miracles are all I got
08:04What did your oncologist in Santa Fe say?
08:06I haven't talked to him yet
08:07Why not?
08:08He stopped returning my calls
08:11Wally
08:12You're a doctor
08:13Yeah
08:14Probably a better doctor than I'll ever be
08:16Yeah
08:21A patient comes to me
08:23He's in his 60s
08:24Early 60s
08:25Has stage 4 prostate cancer
08:27He's tried surgery, radiation, chemo
08:29Even proton beam therapy
08:30Nothing's worked
08:32And now the cancer's spread to his liver
08:38Who would you tell him?
08:40I'd tell him to try the apricot seeds
08:50All right, come on everybody
08:52With me
08:52Let's go
08:53All right, here we go
08:55Come on
08:56Keep up
08:59Can I help you?
09:00Betty, come here
09:01Tell this man what you told me in Pilates class
09:04My granddaughter bought me a chess set
09:06Which she should not have done
09:08Because her great husband just got laid off from his job
09:11And I know it cost her a pretty penny
09:13But she is the sweetest girl
09:15Tell him about your missing chess pieces
09:18My chess pieces are missing
09:20Her quartz chess pieces
09:22Just like the quartz jewelry that's missing from my classroom
09:25Just like the quartz coasters that vanished from Paul's kitchen
09:29We all have the same story
09:30I mean, there is a thief out there who is stealing our worthless shit
09:35So what are you going to do about it?
09:37I guess I better file a report
09:40Right, thank you
09:41There is one problem though
09:43Oh, here we go
09:45Well, if I file this report
09:47Hank is probably going to fire me
09:49Which means I could starve to death
09:50Unless you promise to take me to dinner
09:54I'll take you
09:56I'm watching you, Betty
09:59So what do you say?
10:01Fine
10:02If you get fired
10:04With candles
10:04And a nice glass of wine
10:06No Applebee's
10:07No Applebee's
10:09Paz
10:10Renee
10:11Oh, yeah, I remember too
10:21Here we go
10:22Edward
10:23Right here
10:25Okay
10:25You want me to stick around?
10:27No, we're fine
10:28Okie dokie
10:29I'll be right over there if you need anything
10:32And, uh, do me a favor
10:33Try not to rile him up
10:35He's having a good day
10:36Understood
10:41You remember me, Edward?
10:44I think so
10:46You remember my house?
10:49Your house?
10:52You remember what you told me about the owl in the walls?
10:55Here's your coffee
10:58Two vanilla lattes
11:00One with oat milk
11:02And one
11:03I didn't
11:07Enjoy
11:09Vanilla's my favorite
11:15I need you to focus, Edward
11:19I need you to tell me about the owl
11:21You ready to go, champ?
11:24Go?
11:24Where are we going?
11:25To the park, Joey
11:26No
11:27I'm not Joey
11:28I'm Sam
11:28It's a good day to fly a kite
11:30Focus, Edward
11:31I need you to tell me about the owl in the walls
11:34Where's your kite?
11:35How are you going to fly a kite without a kite?
11:37There's no kite
11:39There's no park
11:40I'm not Joey
11:41I'm Sam
11:42Sam
11:43Damn it
11:45I need you to tell me about the owl in the wall
11:48For Noah's my favorite
12:11Look, Dad
12:12I found my kite
12:14That's a beaut, Joey
12:16Why don't you take it?
12:17You can hold it so I don't lose it again
12:20I'll put it with the others
12:21Till we can take it for a proper spin
12:24Hites are made to be flown
12:25Sure thing, Dad
12:31You're not Joey, are you?
12:34I'm afraid not
12:36You're the one looking for the owl
12:39That's right
12:45I caught one
12:48You did?
12:50I locked it up
12:51Where?
12:52You need the key
12:54Key?
12:55What key?
12:56The key is in the light
12:57The owl is in the walls
12:58The key is in the light
13:00The owl is in the walls
13:01The key is in the light
13:02The owl is in the walls
13:03The key is in the light
13:04The owl is in the walls
13:05Okay, Edward, it's time to go back to your room.
13:08You have to while im obvious.
13:09The Owler's in the walls.
13:10The key is in the light.
13:15We're going back to your room, Edward.
13:17The key's in the light.
13:18Okay?
13:22The key is in the light.
13:30The key is the noise.
14:02Hey, Bruxy, you've been keeping an eye on the mushrooms?
14:08All right, come on.
14:09There you go.
14:10You heard it.
14:11That's it.
14:18Jack died last night.
14:21That's right.
14:23You guys been fucking my wife.
14:25I guess I should be glad that he's dead.
14:28But I'm not.
14:29I've looked the other way, Brooks.
14:32I've looked the other way for a long time.
14:35Because if I didn't, I was afraid she might leave.
14:39But when I saw her face this morning...
14:45She wasn't sad.
14:49Her heart was broken.
14:54I knew she was sleeping with him.
14:57And now I'm afraid that maybe she loved him too.
15:02You know what a psychopomp is, Brooks?
15:05You ever heard that before?
15:09Some cultures believe that's what you crows are.
15:12Psychopomps.
15:14Sexual beings who escort the souls of the dead to their eternal rest.
15:23Maybe you are.
15:25I don't know.
15:28But if you happen to see Jack out there...
15:36Take him someplace nice.
15:46I don't know why.
15:51There's no sun up in the sky.
15:56Stormy weather.
16:00Since my man and I ate together.
16:08Keeps raining all of the time.
16:10Keeps raining all of the time.
16:15Oh, yeah.
16:18Life is bad.
16:22Gloom and misery everywhere.
16:26Stormy weather.
16:28Stormy weather.
16:29That's something you can do.
16:31That's something you can do.
16:32And I just can't get my poor self together.
16:38Oh, I'm weary all of the time.
16:44Yeah.
17:09Oh...
17:24Oh...
17:51Is this memory foam?
17:53I think so.
17:55Your one comes with Bluetooth speakers.
17:57You know what that means?
17:58What?
17:59I could be your afterlife DJ.
18:01Oh, please.
18:03No Phoebe Bridgers.
18:04That mumbling is so depressing.
18:06I'm sorry.
18:07I don't take requests.
18:08So, what do you think, Ronnie?
18:11Um, I think you're going to lie in a few more coffins and complain that that one's too
18:16Bela Lugosi and, oh, that one's mahogany.
18:19And mahogany reminds me of my stepdad's study.
18:21And we're going to waste half of our afternoon until I drag you out of there and across the
18:27street for a Manhattan.
18:29Just like the last five times.
18:31Hmm.
18:32I'll take it.
18:35I'll get the paperwork.
18:37What are we doing?
18:38Oh, you know my love of memory foam.
18:42Uh-huh.
18:44And Bluetooth in general.
18:47You had a doctor's appointment this morning.
18:49What happened?
18:49Nothing happened.
18:51I still have terminal cancer, which by its very definition is going to kill me.
18:57I can't keep hoping for a miracle that isn't going to come.
19:00I'm tired, Ronnie.
19:02I'm tired.
19:05I'm tired of the prodding.
19:07And the poking.
19:09And being stuffed full of pills that don't work.
19:12Don't do anything except make me tired and somehow keep me up all night.
19:21Dying has been all.
19:24Whatever time I have left, I want to fill it with nothing but cocktails and chaos.
19:31All right.
19:32First round's on you.
19:33You cheap bitch.
19:58Oh shit.
20:01Shit.
20:02Sam.
20:04Judy.
20:06How you doing?
20:08I just want to make sure that you knew that there was a memorial for Jack tonight.
20:12It's 8 o'clock at Senor Cosina's place with the big sombrero.
20:17I'll be there.
20:18Thanks.
20:20I understand that you were with Jack when in his final moments?
20:27Yeah, that's right.
20:29Did he suffer?
20:31No, no.
20:33So it was peaceful?
20:34Yeah.
20:37Good.
20:39Yeah.
20:40I know you two were close.
20:43Everybody loved Jack.
20:47Me too.
20:49Well, I'll see you at the memorial.
20:53I almost forgot.
20:56Is this your hammer?
21:01I used it to break Jack's window to get in.
21:08I must have left it inside after I found his body.
21:11You found Jack dead?
21:13You said he died peacefully.
21:16Well, no, wait, he looked peaceful.
21:19He went in his sleep.
21:20You know, by the time I got there, he was gone.
21:25I see.
21:28Well, I'm sorry, but I gotta pee.
21:31That's not what it used to be.
21:33So I'll see you at the memorial, okay?
21:46The key's in the light.
22:05What's this?
22:06One quartz thief.
22:08Signed, sealed, delivered.
22:10This guy?
22:11Yeah.
22:11I made some phone calls after you filed that police report.
22:14I specifically asked you not to file, but that's cool.
22:18Called a buddy in Albuquerque PD, and it turns out they pulled this guy over on Thursday for driving with
22:23expired tags.
22:24And guess what they found in his trunk?
22:2780 pounds of non-precious gemstones, including quartz jewelry and chess pieces.
22:31Yeah, it was a total freak klepto.
22:33All kinds of crazy shit.
22:35Found six boxes of those, uh, dancing dashboard hula girls.
22:41So when can they have their stuff back?
22:43What stuff?
22:44Their stuff.
22:45Betty's chess pieces, Renee's stones.
22:46When can they have them back?
22:48They can't.
22:49It's evidence now.
22:52Maybe you can call your buddy who...
22:54Kid.
22:54Got you in.
22:56So, strike up the mariachis and call it a day.
23:00We're done with this, Domingo.
23:02All right?
23:23All right?
23:36Hi, honey.
23:38Everything's fine.
23:40I've just spent the last two hours ripping up every light in the house.
23:46Harking for evidence of a monster.
23:49Why?
23:49Well, because a man with dementia gave me a clue while he was drinking yarn.
23:54So, I'm doing fine.
24:01Nothing to worry about.
24:02So, I'm doing fine.
24:04I'm just going to try.
24:05I'm just going to try.
24:06So, when you try.
24:15I'm just going to try.
24:17You can try.
24:18I'm just going to try.
24:19All right.
24:19I'm just going to try.
24:19So, from the last one, you can try.
24:25Okay.
24:25I'm just going to try.
24:44This guy looks like someone Charles Manson would describe as a little much.
24:48Hank says he's the one who's been stealing all the quarts.
24:52What?
24:53Well, Hank is full of shit.
24:55I called Albuquerque PD.
24:58They did arrest this guy, but they didn't find any of your stuff in his possession.
25:01Or anyone else's.
25:02No quarts at all.
25:04So why would Hank lie?
25:06Because he's lazy.
25:08If there's a real thief, he has to do real work.
25:11Right, right, right.
25:12So, I guess that leaves it up to us.
25:15You read my mind.
25:17Four cameras, 2K, remote accessible surveillance system.
25:22Perfect for catching thieves.
25:23And all this is just for one dinner?
25:26Absolutely.
25:28And because fuck Hank.
25:30Fuck Hank.
25:34Here's some useless trivia for you.
25:37Lauryn Hill samples Streisand's The Way We Were In This Song.
25:39Well, technically it's Gladys Knight's cover by way of Wu-Tang Clan's.
25:44It's going to be all so simple.
25:45But wait, you like Barbra Streisand?
25:47She's a national treasure.
25:49Do you know the song Barbra Streisand by Duck Sauce?
25:52I know Duck Sauce.
25:53I opened for Duck Sauce.
25:54Wait, you're in a band?
25:55I'm a drummer.
25:57I've been in six bands.
25:59Two are pretty good.
26:00You play?
26:01I was a manager.
26:02You're a suit.
26:04Oh, never trust a suit.
26:05I'm retired now.
26:07Once a suit, always a suit.
26:09Could be worse.
26:10I could be a drummer.
26:12That hurts.
26:13Do you want to hear a joke?
26:14No.
26:15What do you call a guy who hangs around with a bunch of musicians?
26:18Don't say it.
26:19A drummer.
26:21That's cold.
26:22Well, I am a suit.
26:34What you got there, buddy?
26:36Hmm?
26:37Brooksy?
26:38Oh.
26:40Ah!
26:41Ah!
26:44What's this?
26:45What you got here?
26:46Bottle cap.
26:48Look at this.
26:50Frosty Root Bear.
26:52I don't think I have that one yet.
26:55How was that?
26:59Oh, oh!
27:01Brooks!
27:02Oh!
27:03Stop!
27:04Brooks!
27:05No!
27:07Brooks!
27:09Brooks, what's wrong?
27:13Oh!
27:14Oh!
27:18Brooks.
27:19Oh!
27:19Oh!
27:39Oh!
28:13Oh!
28:46Oh!
28:47Oh!
28:53Oh!
28:55Oh!
28:57Oh!
28:59Oh!
29:06Oh!
29:13Oh!
29:15Oh!
29:17Oh!
29:20Oh!
29:20Oh!
29:23Oh!
29:24Fuck!
29:26Oh!
29:29Oh!
29:37Oh!
29:43Oh!
29:46Oh!
29:49Oh!
29:52Oh!
29:54Oh!
30:00Oh!
30:03Oh!
30:09Oh!
30:11Oh!
30:13Oh!
30:14Oh!
30:22Fuck, fuck, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, good job, Edward, you
30:38caught one.
30:50Hello, can I help you?
30:52Oh, Mr. Cooper, hello. I'm not sure if you remember me.
30:57I remember you.
30:58Oh, yay. Well, I heard about Jack. The EMT report said it was a heart attack, right?
31:05Yeah.
31:06Such a shame. As your transition manager, I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't check in on you.
31:10I'm fine.
31:10I doubt that very much, Mr. Cooper. You've suffered two traumas in a week. First the attack, then Jack's death.
31:19Trauma has a way of rewiring our body's natural responses. Sometimes people experience confusion, agitation, disassociation.
31:27It sounds like getting old.
31:31Aging isn't trauma, Mr. Cooper.
31:34No. Call me when you don't recognize the wrinkled face staring at you in the mirror.
31:50Oh, gee, Mr. Mushnick.
31:51What, Mr. Mushnick? I don't want you to call me Mr. Mushnick anymore. I want you to call me Dad.
31:56Isn't that beautiful?
31:58Seymour Krelboyne. Come over here, my son.
32:00I want to talk on you about the future.
32:04I am building for you a giant greenhouse in which you are making impossible flowers, which, in turn, I am
32:10selling you.
32:12It's a big sign in the skies. It is saying...
32:16Trauma's moving.
32:18What?
32:18Isn't that exciting?
32:32Thank you all for coming.
32:34I know we all want to share our favorite memories of Jack.
32:37First off, I would like to introduce the man on top.
32:40It is a real testament to Jack's popularity that he made time in his busy schedule to come out and
32:45honor Jack with us.
32:47Ladies and gentlemen, the CEO of the Burroughs, Blaine Sharp.
32:53Thanks, folks. Thank you.
32:55Thank you so much.
32:56You know, I remember when I was about 13, I used to rush home every day after school to watch
33:02Jack do the weather on Channel 4, live at 5.
33:06I mean, he was, he was our local boy made good.
33:10And I remember Jack saying that in every life, a little rain must fall.
33:17Jack never said that.
33:19You should have been rushing home to Mass.
33:22Guys, oh, sorry, dear.
33:25Of course.
33:26You should also know that I'm going to carry his memory with me for the rest of my days.
33:29So, thanks, Jack.
33:34Thank you, Jack.
33:38Wow.
33:40Thank you, Mr. Shaw, for those lovely words.
33:43You know, life is a series of strikes and gutters.
33:47Oh, God.
33:47Where's art?
33:49I need to get very high, very fast.
33:51Ooh, ye of little faith.
33:53You think I wouldn't take the period?
33:56That's right.
33:56We're all here to celebrate his life.
33:59Whose watermelon cushions is your favorite?
34:02Good, right?
34:03Hey, guy.
34:04Seriously.
34:05Chuck, do you want some?
34:07No.
34:07What I want is to be quiet.
34:10I'm sorry.
34:11I'm being quiet.
34:12And now I would like to introduce to you a very, very special friend of Jack's.
34:20Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Tony.
34:35Come on and hold me, just like you told me, and show me what I want.
34:48Wally, I need to speak with you.
34:49Hey, Sam, Sam.
34:50I can't do it.
34:51No, no, no.
34:52You're a doctor.
34:52No, no.
34:53No, no.
34:53No, no, no.
34:53Seriously.
34:53After the morning.
34:54That's something I need you to say.
34:55Jesus!
34:57Shut up!
35:11What was that?
35:14No clue.
35:42I got a light.
35:44I don't smoke.
35:46I don't smoke.
35:46Me either.
35:47At least, according to my husband.
35:49He's a worrywart.
35:52Your secret's safe with me.
36:02Do you two get to a lot of these?
36:07What price do you pay for living in the burrows?
36:11Sometimes I feel like it's...
36:16It's too much.
36:26Because sometimes it is.
36:31Sometimes...
36:32Sometimes...
36:34You feel like you're going to explode.
36:41So I put it out there in the dothard.
36:47The dothard can hold it all.
36:57Well, I should get back inside.
37:00Have a good night.
37:02You too, honey.
37:29You too, honey.
37:33You would not believe what I saw.
37:36Where were you?
37:38What?
37:39Jack's memorial.
37:41You don't understand.
37:42I saw something today I cannot explain.
37:45There were thousands, thousands of crows.
37:48They just filled the sky.
37:50And then suddenly...
37:52Bam!
37:54I did it!
37:57I glimpsed the divine.
37:59How high are you?
38:00It was real.
38:02Okay.
38:03I...
38:03I just...
38:04I can't do it tonight.
38:07Judy, I'm trying to tell you something.
38:17Oh!
38:18Oh!
38:19Oh!
38:21Oh!
38:22Oh!
38:28Oh!
38:30Oh!
38:33Oh!
38:36Oh!
38:37Oh!
38:38Oh!
38:41Oh!
38:53what happened to your house i dropped it with the lights it looks a lot worse than it is well
38:58it looks like shit uh remember if you kill me it's considered a hate crime this phenomenon
39:04i don't know what else to call it i stumbled across it a couple of hours ago i've been running
39:08tests ever since but i'm an engineer you're a doctor maybe you can tell me what the hell i'm
39:16looking at what's that it's the blood of the creature that killed jack but what now i know
39:25how it sounds like you've lost your mind that's what i'm afraid of show me goggles goggles yeah
39:37turn out the light turn out the light
39:41now we take cover why are we taking cover sam why are we taking cover
39:47when's the last time you slept oh just watch
39:49check out any one of our dozen classes there's always something
39:53sinks in the burro
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40:18burro
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40:29get down
40:45You see it, right?
40:46Yes.
40:48I see it.
40:57What is it?
41:04A miracle.