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00:01Cheshire, the champagne capital of the north of England, where the streets are lined with
00:08supercars and your neighbour might just be one of the world's greatest footballers.
00:15In this millionaire's playground, luxury isn't a treat, it's a standard.
00:20Let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:22But beneath that sparkle, secrets, rumours and scandal are never far away.
00:29Because to survive in Cheshire, you need thick skin, big dreams and an even bigger bank balance.
00:38The ladies here are a different class, and the only thing worse than a fake handbag is
00:43a fake friendship.
00:47And receipts, you'd better keep them for both.
00:51Show me what you've got, do your worst.
00:53Here, egos are as grand as the mansions they live in.
00:58Alliances are priceless, betrayal is expensive, and if you can't keep up, you'll be taken for a ride.
01:07Welcome to the Golden Triangle.
01:13I'm a queen bee, and I've got a sting in my tail.
01:20Cheshire's in my blood, but don't make it boil.
01:25I'll pray for peace, but I'm ready for war.
01:32I might be younger, but I wasn't born yesterday.
01:37I don't have time for gossip, I'm too busy building an empire.
01:43Cheshire's my playground, and I'll give you the ride of your life.
01:59I've never been in the car with you before.
02:02You have.
02:03You've never driven.
02:04I'm not the best driver.
02:05No, you're definitely not.
02:06You are a terrible driver, though.
02:08I'm terrible.
02:08Am I in the right gear?
02:09What's going on?
02:10You're in something that's not right.
02:13Are you doing that on purpose?
02:22Do I get a servignon blonde?
02:24No problem, Agda.
02:25I just wanna flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow.
02:29I just wanna flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow.
02:33I just wanna glide a little bit, mingle with the sky a little bit.
02:37Yeah, I just wanna flow, flow, flow, flow.
02:40Hi!
02:42How are you?
02:44You look nice.
02:44Oh, look at you.
02:45You look pretty in pink.
02:46Mwah.
02:47Mwah.
02:48Come on, let's go.
02:49Yeah, good.
02:52I've been away for such a long time.
02:53I know.
02:54How long were you in Dubai for?
02:56Like, two and a half months?
02:57Two and a half months.
02:58It's the longest I've ever been away.
03:00I didn't think you were ever coming back.
03:02Do you know what, Rach?
03:03If I had it my way, I would have just stayed.
03:06Float.
03:06I just wanna flow.
03:07Never got a swing.
03:08We're not having a ball.
03:10Stealing on the building.
03:11I don't wanna go.
03:11If you're running with me, probably I don't know.
03:14Float.
03:14Float.
03:15Yeah, I just wanna blow.
03:15Oh.
03:21Why is no one?
03:22She opened the gate so she knows we're here.
03:24Aunt Pika, it's cold.
03:25Are you gonna let us in today or should we go?
03:28Why is she leaving a guest on the door?
03:30I don't know.
03:30I don't know.
03:38Well, there's only one queen in Cheshire and she's right here, baby.
03:43I'm here to bring everyone back together.
03:45I want total harmony and peace.
03:48Sorry, Aunt Pika.
03:50It's three people f***ing the toilet and I'm sat here, like,
03:53filling no mates.
03:57What's happening?
03:58What's the matter?
03:59I don't know if I knew, I'll tell you.
04:02Aww.
04:04What's she doing?
04:08What better way to start the bonding process with these lovely ladies
04:12back in my palace?
04:14Hi.
04:14Hello.
04:15How are you?
04:16Nice.
04:16Hi, ladies.
04:19Finally.
04:19You've never had the privilege of coming through those gates before.
04:23I know.
04:33I know.
04:46I know.
04:49Literally.
04:49Why has that been, Seema?
04:51You walk the dog down here.
04:52I do.
04:53Do you walk the dog?
04:54That's like...
04:55I can't walk past the house.
04:55That is an insult.
04:56I walk the dog down here and I see your house, I'm going to carry on walking.
05:00Bloody hell, I wasn't expecting this.
05:02As soon as I've walked in, it's like, how come you've never been to my house?
05:07Well, and Pika, you've never invited me.
05:11What's your excuse?
05:12Why have you not been before?
05:13I have been before.
05:14I've been here a couple of times.
05:16She has been a couple of times when she had the consortium company.
05:18And she's selling my stuff.
05:20And Rachel used to drive through the gates and she'd have such a frosty disposition.
05:23I'd be like, hi, Rachel, you okay? Would you like a drink?
05:25She's like, no, fine, thank you.
05:26I didn't.
05:27I didn't.
05:28I remember being really frosty and I thought...
05:30I wasn't at all.
05:31Ice queen.
05:32If it's not me being a bin bag lady, I'm frosty.
05:36What is it with her?
05:37It's like she can't help herself.
05:39Be nice.
05:40It costs nothing.
05:41I gotta put me first.
05:43Big bad putting that word.
05:44Call me, I can't hit bad.
05:46Don't got time for chit chat.
05:48What does that mean to you?
05:49Oh, look at you!
05:51Oh!
05:52Oh!
05:52Oh!
05:52Oh!
05:53Money make me happy.
05:55My love in the past.
05:57She's been slacking me off all the way down.
05:59And she's made me walk all the way down there
06:01because she don't like me bloody driving.
06:03Can I just say it?
06:03I don't like her at the moment.
06:04I don't even kill her by a boss.
06:06She drives horrendous.
06:08And you always have a go at my outfits.
06:11But what?
06:12She's got penises on her shoes.
06:13Oh, stop!
06:14Pointy!
06:15They're very pointy.
06:17They're a little bit odd.
06:19They look like a pointy penis.
06:21I went out for the weekend to Wales with some friends
06:25and I met a really, really nice guy.
06:28Oh, my God.
06:28How do you meet all these people?
06:30People?
06:30Why do you meet all these men?
06:31How old is he?
06:3336.
06:34Well, that's not bad.
06:35Sorry.
06:35That's not bad.
06:36But he said to me I could be a very immature 40-year-old.
06:40And?
06:41Yeah, but I don't look 40.
06:43I mean, I'm lying, but I'm not that good.
06:45She can get free trams.
06:48Is that true?
06:49No, I can't get a free tram.
06:50No, I can't.
06:52Hello.
06:53Sheena, how old do you think I am?
06:54How rude that you actually think I can get a free tram pass.
06:58Cheeky cow.
06:59So I went to Dubai, saw Seema.
07:02Did you go to Seema?
07:03I was in Dubai at the same time, yeah.
07:05But she was busy.
07:06We tried to meet up and, you know, it just didn't work.
07:08Our schedule didn't work.
07:09You're okay, though, aren't you?
07:10You and Seema?
07:11Yeah, we're actually really good.
07:12I feel like we haven't spoke as much over the summer period,
07:14but we're okay.
07:15Like, I feel like we've...
07:16Obviously, a lot happened last year.
07:18You called me a client.
07:19You were!
07:20Let's rewind!
07:20No, no, no, what's the whole point?
07:22I was a client before Paige.
07:24I was suddenly family, I'm suddenly a sister,
07:25and now I'm just a client.
07:26We've come over there, and we're on a good path.
07:29Good.
07:29I mean, also, half the time,
07:31you forget what you were screaming about anyway.
07:33Yeah, yeah.
07:33I kind of go...
07:34Well, when me and you do, a lot of people don't.
07:45I'm the boss, I'm the man, I'm the queen.
07:49They can make you see I'm everything you want to be.
07:55When I went to the Burj Al Arab in Dubai,
07:58I saw...
07:58Yes, this is what it reminds me of.
08:00This was the staircase in the Burj Al Arab,
08:02and I thought, if it's good enough for the Burj Al Arab,
08:03it's good enough for me.
08:06Wow.
08:06This is my bedroom.
08:07Oh, wow.
08:08I'm here.
08:08I will probably have you sleep here like a few.
08:10This is gorgeous.
08:12Oh, I love this.
08:13Nice little canopy.
08:15Is that you?
08:16That's me and David.
08:18Oh, my gosh, you look so different when everyone's there.
08:20Yeah, that was, like, probably about 12 years ago.
08:22I've known David for 17 years.
08:24It's been noted in the Sunday Times Rich List
08:27that David is 148th richest person in the country.
08:31I got introduced through a mutual girlfriend
08:32who was an actress,
08:34and she introduced me to this chap
08:36who was my friend for very many years.
08:38So I've grown to love him,
08:40know all his wonderful qualities,
08:42the good, the bad, the ugly,
08:43and the same with me.
08:44And I think if I can live my best life
08:46and genuinely have love
08:49and have financial freedom
08:51and have health,
08:52I am the luckiest girl in the world.
08:54I've been looking so fly.
08:56I've been looking so fly.
08:58Oh, my God, you've got a salon.
09:00Gorgeous.
09:01So...
09:02Oh, and Pika.
09:03I am going to be here every day.
09:05You need to get ready in here for a girls' night.
09:08This is brilliant.
09:09No, it's just cosy, isn't it?
09:11No, it's just cosy, isn't it?
09:17Oh, my gosh.
09:20Oh, my gosh.
09:21Oh, my gosh.
09:22I know, I know.
09:23This is such a fashion archive.
09:26She's got every single designer piece.
09:28I mean, Chanel bags, Hermes, Gucci, Louis Vuitton.
09:34This girl's got it all.
09:36Oh, and Pika.
09:38Oh!
09:38Right, I'm actually going to play dress-up.
09:41What do we think?
09:42Oh, I really like that.
09:43Is that Hermes?
09:44Yeah.
09:45Oh, my God.
09:46I need a handbag.
09:47Can I choose a bag?
09:48Choose a bag.
09:49I'm thinking this for you.
09:51For me?
09:51No, this is for you.
09:52Oh.
09:53Well, I've got fat in black.
09:54Oh.
10:01Have you seen that group chat?
10:03Peek-a-boo set-up right today.
10:06Oh, I know.
10:07I know.
10:09How exciting.
10:10Do you know what?
10:11It was inevitable.
10:12They've been together a long time, haven't they, David and Peek-a?
10:14I'm just so excited that chap is putting a ring on it.
10:18It's so nice to see one of my oldest best friends.
10:21So happy and so in love.
10:24And I'm really excited for her.
10:26That's what I want.
10:27When I first met Peek-a-boo, she was married to Mark.
10:31Who's Mark?
10:31So, Mark is Aunt Peek's first husband.
10:34Oh, is that who she's talking about when she says Mark, her first husband?
10:38Yeah.
10:38They actually look like each other.
10:40Yeah, Mark and David could be brothers.
10:42But hold on, so he doesn't live with her?
10:45Because she talks about the person called Mark.
10:46Yeah, but they've got their son and it's a big house.
10:48Like this?
10:50That's interesting.
10:52David and Mark are really close.
10:53They got on really well.
10:54Oh, my God!
10:55That's amazing!
10:56It's a very unique situation.
10:58It's very unique.
10:59Yeah.
11:09Ladies, this is the dining room.
11:11Wow.
11:12This is our formal room.
11:13Flowers.
11:14Oh, hello.
11:14Hello.
11:15What?
11:16I knew there'd be mirrors somewhere.
11:18You dirty mare.
11:19I was looking on your bed.
11:20To be honest, you've done things in here and looked up.
11:22I have done things in here.
11:24Come on.
11:24And it's really sexy.
11:26I've done it on the dining room table and it's amazing.
11:29So you can literally get the full experience from every angle.
11:33So you're saying you've done things on this table.
11:35Is there anywhere they haven't christened in this house?
11:40I mean, I'm not being funny.
11:41I need some rubber gloves.
11:42I'm too scared to sit down on anything.
11:44It was an experience.
11:46Oh, my God.
11:47So this was my marital home.
11:49So, obviously, me and my ex-husband.
11:52David's been here a few times.
11:54Right.
11:54Yeah.
11:55And I just didn't think it was proper to get him to reenact something that I've already done.
11:59So then you put the mirrors here instead.
12:01So then I manoeuvre David onto here.
12:03So we've christened this part.
12:05Mark and I have christened that part.
12:07It's all happy memories when I come in here.
12:09It's happy memories.
12:10La, la, la, la, la.
12:11I can't unsee it.
12:13I can't unsee it.
12:14Maybe I'll have to give Sandeep a call and talk about some mirrors.
12:18Get mine.
12:20Coming up on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
12:24Nora's turning too soon.
12:26And, you know, we've always talked about wanting to grow our family.
12:29Would you go again, would you?
12:30Well, we have been trying.
12:32Oh, really?
12:32Oh, wow.
12:33Are you struggling with anything?
12:35It's pretty scary.
12:36Yeah.
12:36I am going to miss the girls.
12:38Have you told them yet?
12:39Not told anybody.
12:40They're going to be really shocked.
12:42So the pair of them sat there, like, poisoned umpa-lumpas, slagging me off.
12:46And it went on for about seven minutes.
12:47You're very nice to people's faces.
12:49But behind that veneer of a smile, are you really sincere?
12:53Yeah.
12:59Good afternoon.
13:03Come on.
13:05Come on, have a look at diamonds, Nora.
13:06Oh, she's on the floor.
13:08Nora!
13:08Nora, what are you doing?
13:11Yes.
13:13Oh, come on.
13:15Let's have a look at some jewelry.
13:18Nora is turning two very soon, and she is definitely well within her terrible two era.
13:25I didn't realize how hard it would be to juggle motherhood, running a business, house renovations,
13:32and it's hard.
13:33Someone once told me that your dad should be the first person to buy you diamonds.
13:38So get your credit cards ready, because, yeah, it's going to be expensive purchase.
13:42Hi!
13:42Oh, hello.
13:43Hello, my darling.
13:45You okay?
13:45I'm okay.
13:46How are you feeling?
13:47Well, you know, her voice is gone.
13:49When's that coming back?
13:50I don't know.
13:51I don't know.
13:52We've got Nora here as well.
13:53She's just having a little play around.
13:54Hi, princess!
13:55Who's this auntie?
13:57Beautiful girl.
13:58So cutie.
13:59What a beautiful girl.
14:00Yeah, I'm so sorry I've lost my voice.
14:02So, I'm in collaboration with this beautiful Mappany Webb.
14:06Oh, amazing.
14:07I know.
14:07And I am doing an edit with them for Ramadan.
14:10Oh, wow.
14:11And we're doing the first ever Iftar event.
14:13But the best part is why you're here today, is I'm choosing all the jewellery for my edit.
14:19And, wait, wait, wait, not even the best part, I get to share that with some of the girls.
14:22And, of course, I'm going to share it with you.
14:24Are you doing it?
14:24So you get to try on jewellery, and you get to wear it, and borrow it.
14:28Oh, my God!
14:29Babe!
14:29Thank you!
14:30How blooming exciting!
14:32I know, so...
14:33Oh, God!
14:34I told you the girls are going to love this.
14:37Let's go!
14:37Hold the Birkin, let's go!
14:39Bloody hell!
14:46Oh, Paige.
14:47Oh, that's perfect.
14:48Do you want to try it on?
14:49You just try this on.
14:50Ah!
14:52Oh, my God.
14:54150k.
14:55150k.
14:56Oh, fabulous.
14:56I like the team work.
14:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:58We'll get it done, we'll get it done, we'll get it done.
14:59It's so girly, isn't it?
15:01It's stunning.
15:02It's not every day you're wearing £150,000 around your neck, is it?
15:05Oh, wow.
15:06Isn't that gorge?
15:07Yeah.
15:07It's great for the outfit today, actually.
15:09It actually did perfect.
15:10A bit of bling.
15:11So, I'm going to just get you some champagne and your tea, and I'll leave you to it.
15:15Thank you, darling.
15:16Thank you very much.
15:16No worries.
15:27Oh, this is my first time I've ever had bicycle shorts on in my entire life.
15:31I have a love-hate relationship with my buttocks.
15:35So, if I can get anything to zap those babies, make it firmer, make it tighter, make it tauter,
15:40I'll pay anything.
15:42I will start turning things up, and you'll just start to feel a little something come on in.
15:45Oh!
15:47Exactly that.
15:49Woo!
15:49Fucking hell!
15:50Fuck me sideways.
15:51That is evil.
15:52That's like dog training with that electric collar on.
15:55Sounds like we're in a porno.
15:57This is really seedy, Lauren.
15:58Stop it, please.
15:59You're freaking me out.
16:00It's not a nice sensation, this at all.
16:01I mean, it's a very strange feeling.
16:03I feel like your vibrators got lost inside you to the left.
16:06It's been described as that before, to be fair, so I can't even disagree.
16:09Oh, that feels lovely.
16:11When's it finishing?
16:13Not long.
16:13Oh, my God, now you can really feel it on your clit, Lauren.
16:16Jesus Christ.
16:18Come on, feel it on my clit.
16:20Can you put it up so I can feel it on my clit?
16:24Oh!
16:24You can do this on people and worry with you.
16:27Come on, keep moving.
16:28Oh!
16:28Perfect.
16:29Come on, two miles, please.
16:30Oh!
16:31Oh, God, that is really, really fun.
16:34Yeah, it gets tough, doesn't it?
16:35It gets tough.
16:36It's like some type of karma sutric.
16:38Yay!
16:39Finish.
16:40Oh!
16:40Well done, well done, well done.
16:41Lovely work.
16:42Thank you, that was lovely.
16:43Have a breather, let me get these off you.
16:44I'll never do that again.
16:46That was hell.
16:46To be honest, when I had the girls round the other day, I actually had genuinely a lovely,
16:52lovely afternoon.
16:53The only thing that I couldn't believe is that Seema's never been to your house.
16:56I know.
16:57I have invited her.
16:58I invited her and Sandeep.
17:00She declined.
17:01Oh, no, I didn't mean it in a horrible way.
17:03I was just like...
17:07I was just surprised that she'd never been to your house.
17:09I'm going to peel it back down to basics.
17:11I don't know about something that went on years ago, but you know when you haven't
17:14addressed something and it niggles away at you?
17:17Seema and Stacey.
17:18Oh, I knew you were going to say that.
17:19Yeah, literally.
17:20And it's a bone of contention.
17:22Was this Seema's party and...
17:25They rang up Esther.
17:27And it rang...
17:28They rang Esther up and they were both pissed.
17:30She could hear everything.
17:31And they thought that they'd put the phone down.
17:34No, that was...
17:34So they were ringing up Esther.
17:35Esther didn't pick up.
17:36So the pair of them sat there, like, poisoned umper-lumpers slagging me off.
17:41And it went on for about seven minutes.
17:43And then Esther sent it to me the next day.
17:45And I was absolutely shell-shocked.
17:46I've always found with Seema that she is very warm and welcoming with a smile on her face.
17:52But behind your back, she's really schneid.
17:54I am the same person that I've always been.
17:56And you are too, Seema.
17:58And that's a two-faced fucker.
17:59To me, you're very nice to people's faces.
18:02But behind that veneer of a smile, are you really sincere?
18:06I was so hurt and taken back by what Seema had said seven years ago.
18:11You could say I'm pathetic.
18:12You could say I'm childish.
18:14But to me, I'm a person with feelings.
18:16And I am like an elephant.
18:18I will never forget.
18:20If I thought you looked a crock of shit, I'd say to Lauren today, sweetheart.
18:23You do?
18:23I don't think.
18:24But I'd say it to your face.
18:26I don't need to get in the back of a car, pissed out in the head, slagging you off, unbeknownst
18:30to you.
18:31And then come, oh, hi!
18:32She got caught.
18:33You're like a smiling assassin.
18:34She got caught.
18:35Smiling assassin.
18:45Tell me your place.
18:47Yes.
18:47How's it going?
18:48Well, it was meant to be done.
18:50I mean, months ago.
18:51Like six months ago.
18:52A whole page.
18:52Honestly, like, we are still currently living in town.
18:55It's been nine months.
18:57Oh, my God.
18:57How long were you supposed to be in town for?
18:59Three.
18:59No.
19:00If I'm honest to you, I've had enough.
19:02It's like, I'm drained.
19:04Like, I am, I could scream every day.
19:06Like, I'm literally, I was saying to Amir, my head is like this, just kind of a bit above water.
19:10We started our Harris renovations nearly a year ago.
19:13And the site is still an absolute mess.
19:16And I just don't know when this project's going to be finished.
19:19Well, over half a mil, over budget.
19:22Oh, Paige.
19:22And if I'm truly honest with you, like, I mean, see me and Amir, we've been together for years.
19:27We love each other.
19:28Yeah, of course.
19:28But the reality is...
19:30It's a test, isn't it?
19:30It's a big test.
19:31And we are at each other's heads.
19:34Yeah.
19:34Nora's turning too soon.
19:36You know, we've always talked about wanting to grow our family, because Nora's at an age
19:40now where we don't want that gap to be too...
19:42Would you go again, would you?
19:43Well, we have been trying.
19:44Oh, really?
19:45Oh, wow.
19:46But the issue is, is like, we're struggling with the house problems, like the stress.
19:51Like, then we're bickering, then it begins.
19:52And I don't know if that's a factor in probably why I haven't been pregnant yet.
19:57With Nora, we were very lucky.
19:59We didn't try as much, and I just fell pregnant.
20:01Whereas this time around, we're starting to see that maybe it wasn't as easy as the first
20:05time.
20:05And we do want to have more kids, and we do want to have a future where we can see
20:09all
20:09the kids coming over the house and running around.
20:12But who knows?
20:13Who knows what's going to happen?
20:15Hopefully, hopefully, one day we'll be able to grow our family away from all this stress
20:20and have a calmer life.
20:21Hopefully.
20:31You just put the strawberries on that.
20:33Do you want a tea, Mum?
20:34Please.
20:35I'm beautiful and everybody knows.
20:39Are you going to miss me, Mum?
20:41Oh, don't start.
20:42I'll start crying again, Seema.
20:45Really, really.
20:46What are you crying for?
20:47You don't need to cry.
20:49I know, it's not the same, Seema.
20:51Oh, Mum, listen, you're going to be able to have a holiday with me.
20:55I know.
20:56I've been keeping a huge secret from the girls, and after a lifetime of living here,
21:02I'm actually leaving Cheshire.
21:05Sandeep and the boys were all moving to Dubai.
21:08I'll miss all of you, but for you, it's something different, like mother-daughter.
21:14I know.
21:14You can sit and talk and all that.
21:17It's a different relationship.
21:18You're going to miss me, see?
21:19You're going to miss me the best, the most.
21:22I'm finding this all so hard, even though it's exciting.
21:26Me and my mum are so close.
21:30I don't have my dad.
21:34She's everything.
21:35Mum, Dad, best friend.
21:37And I think telling her is actually making it really real.
21:42You studied together.
21:44Good morning.
21:44Oh, hello.
21:45Are you OK?
21:46Oh, yeah.
21:47Hi, Mr. T.
21:48Hello.
21:48Are you OK?
21:49Yeah.
21:49I'm fine.
21:50How are you?
21:50I'm fine.
21:51I'm surprised you are.
21:52I don't know.
21:53Good morning.
21:54Do you want a coffee?
21:56Just a boil water, please.
21:58The move to Dubai is the right time for us.
22:01It's something we've always wanted to do, and I can.
22:05My work can still carry on there.
22:08Aaron's moving with his company, and I'm sure Neil will follow.
22:12But it is going to be hard.
22:14It's a big step, but I am looking forward to it.
22:16I don't know.
22:17Are you struggling with anything about leaving here?
22:20I think, obviously, it's pretty scary.
22:22Yeah.
22:23But I'll just miss everyone here, basically, and all the memories we've had here.
22:28And I think that's what I'm going to miss the most.
22:30But the girls...
22:32I am going to miss the girls.
22:35Have you told them you're going yet?
22:36I've not told anybody.
22:37I don't know when the right time is to tell them because...
22:41They'd be shocked.
22:43They're going to be really shocked.
22:44Who's going to be the most shocked?
22:46I think Rachel will take it the hardest.
22:49I'm really worried how I'm going to tell Rachel.
22:52She's always been my solid friend.
22:55And I know she's going to find this really difficult.
22:59Yeah.
23:00I'm worried about Rach.
23:03She hates change.
23:05She puts this hard front, but she's not.
23:07And I just...
23:08I think I'm going to find it the hardest telling her.
23:11I'm going to have to tell the girls, too.
23:15I don't know how I'm going to do it.
23:16I don't even know how to say it, what to say.
23:21But I'm going to have to do it.
23:34The Phantom looks so mean, doesn't it?
23:36It's too big.
23:36If you get the right colour spec,
23:39you can make it look so mean on the road.
23:41What do you think about that?
23:42So if you look at it from this distance, it's mean,
23:44but it doesn't really stand out, does it?
23:47I'm the man.
23:48This is like a trip down memory lane.
23:50Mark and I going car shopping.
23:52But this time, I'm going car shopping, not as his wife,
23:55but as his best friend.
23:57It's a lovely weekend car.
23:59This is going to be our new baby.
24:02Yeah.
24:02I'm going to christen it.
24:03In what way?
24:04Well, you know what way.
24:06I open the door, I'm there with beautiful lingerie on.
24:08Who could resist?
24:09Yeah, yeah.
24:09I'm sure he'll be over the moon with that suggestion.
24:12I love Mark to death.
24:14He was the love of my life and I still love him very much today.
24:18People find mine and Mark's relationship really bizarre.
24:22They don't quite get it.
24:24They wonder if we still have sex.
24:25They wonder, do I have a polyanimous relationship with him and David?
24:29And it's like, listen, whoa, gee, your imagination.
24:33We're basically best friends.
24:34What are you wearing anyway?
24:35What do you mean what I'm wearing?
24:36Colour is a spice of life, Mark.
24:38No, we're going to the circus.
24:39So I'm thinking like, you know, straight up there.
24:42Oh, yeah.
24:43So you look like you're awake.
24:44It doesn't matter if the whole world doesn't like me.
24:46Because as long as you like me, that's all that matters.
24:50Wow.
24:51It is wow.
24:52So how many swatches of different colours can you have?
24:55Or is it just literally?
24:56With it being bespoke, you can have 44,000 colours.
24:59Oh, wow.
24:59With the Rolls Royce.
25:00So that's really based on your eye, you can actually see 44,000 colours.
25:04I'm happy to have something quite understated on the outside,
25:09but very extrovert on the inside.
25:11So it's like a cream egg.
25:13Might look nothing on the outside, but once you get in,
25:16it's so tasty.
25:17That blue is stunning, actually.
25:19The blue is beautiful.
25:19To me, there's not enough of that blue.
25:21The interior is just lush.
25:23Right, well, there's a lot of decisions to make, isn't there, Mark?
25:38I am so blooming nervous for Billie.
25:41I am.
25:41Yeah, she's nervous.
25:43Obviously, we had tears this morning and everything.
25:45We are so excited and really nervous because today,
25:50Billie Rae has her driving theory test.
25:53This is her second attempt.
25:55The first one didn't go according to plan,
25:57so we are on tenterhooks because if she doesn't pass this time,
26:01it's going to be an awful day.
26:03She's trying really hard, so I just really want her to pass.
26:05Do you know what?
26:06The one half lesson I gave her...
26:08Yeah.
26:08Like, before she's doing proper lessons, you know what I mean?
26:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:11She was very good.
26:12Wait, hold on a minute.
26:12And you didn't get stressed out?
26:13Because why do you get so stressed out when I drive?
26:16Well, you know...
26:18Have you done your test yet?
26:19You look so funny.
26:21I hope, for her own sake, Billie has her dad's genes when it comes to driving
26:26because I had to take my driving test five times before I passed it.
26:30I was useless.
26:32But you passed first time, though, didn't you?
26:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:34I never had one last interview later.
26:35Of course you did.
26:36The road is my catwalk.
26:37Yes, there you go.
26:38All right.
26:39Very good.
26:39You're very poetic today.
26:41Well done.
26:42It's a massive year for us this year.
26:44Shane's got two really big Boys Zone shows coming up.
26:48The businesses are thriving.
26:50So, we're stressed, but we love it.
26:53Being at Madison Square Gardens, has that kind of helped prepare your mind for the Emirates Stadium?
26:59What I actually really weirdly witnessed or experienced was the crowd.
27:05It was electric.
27:05It made you love it again a little bit, did it?
27:07A little bit.
27:07Because, you know, I've been done with the industry for a long time.
27:11I kind of said, look, I'm out. That's why we do what I do now.
27:14The documentary was incredible.
27:15And that's the reason why people are like, please do a show.
27:18Yeah.
27:18And I think, you know, come June 5th and 6th, it's going to go like that.
27:23I think it's going to be a blink.
27:24Oh, God, absolutely.
27:25It's going to be an absolute blink.
27:26This year's going to go by really quickly.
27:28It's going to be mega, though.
27:29Yeah, of course.
27:30When Shane and I met, both of us were in the music industry.
27:34Complete opposite ends.
27:35He was in a massive boy band.
27:36I was a backing vocalist.
27:38We got together, had some babies.
27:41Now, the kids have seen their dad on stage, but they were tiny.
27:47So, I don't even think they remember it.
27:49So, this time around, it's going to be brilliant because they are going to have such beautiful memories.
27:54I have a Miss Goffman.
27:56Oh, you do?
27:56Oh, she's finished then.
27:57Ring her back.
27:59Er...
28:00Hello?
28:01Oh, no, not good.
28:03I'll do.
28:03Not good.
28:04Boo-boo.
28:05You all right?
28:09Oh, sorry, sweetheart.
28:10Oh, no, it doesn't look good.
28:14Hi.
28:15Hello.
28:16How did you do?
28:18I passed!
28:25Yes!
28:26We knew you would.
28:26Sit down, sit down.
28:27She passed.
28:29She passed.
28:29Oh, my God.
28:30I thought we were in for horrendous day, but no, she passed.
28:34Right.
28:34On to the driving test.
28:51I've got something to tell you, and I don't know how to tell you.
28:58I'm going to be leaving.
29:00I'm going to be leaving Cheshire.
29:02I feel like I'm going to cry.
29:04Yeah, I'm moving away.
29:06Where are you moving to?
29:07Yeah.
29:07Dubai.
29:09Seema and I are extremely close.
29:11We've spent so many years together.
29:14And with her leaving, it almost feels like a part of me is leaving as well.
29:18It just makes me so sad.
29:20You know, I feel like ever since I moved to Cheshire, you've always been there.
29:24You've been my big sister, my friend.
29:26I miss you.
29:28Oh, Namina.
29:30I'm so upset.
29:32Oh, Namina.
29:33Oh, God, please.
29:36At first, I thought she was laughing, but she is full on crying.
29:40I mean, do you know, like, when a kid cries and goes...
29:44I was like, oh, this is actually making me more nervous.
29:49How are the other girls going to react?
29:51You're the first person I've told.
29:53The girls do not have a clue.
29:55But I think Rachel's going to really feel it.
29:58But, yeah, today's going to be kind of a bittersweet moment.
30:14You look cute. Do a twirl.
30:16Ta-da!
30:17Woo!
30:17Yeah, you look beautiful.
30:18You have that made.
30:20We spoke for you.
30:21Yeah.
30:22I think it's so nice, all the girls together and some boys.
30:26Hello.
30:27Oh, hi.
30:28Hi.
30:29How are you?
30:30Hi.
30:31You look beautiful.
30:32I'm sorry we're late.
30:33Hold on.
30:34I'm always late.
30:34How can you relate to your event?
30:36I had to go and pick her up.
30:38And she wasn't ready, so I was waiting for her.
30:39No, I wasn't ready.
30:40You're actually blaming your friend.
30:42I fixed my makeup.
30:42I had to fix my makeup, fix the hair.
30:45I'm all over the place.
30:46I'm a big mess.
30:47I had to redo my makeup.
30:48And I'm just trying to put the smile up and be there for her
30:51because it's her moment and her choice when to tell the girls, not mine.
30:55Hi.
30:56It's good to see you girls.
30:57Tell them.
30:58I've told you in the car.
30:59I upset Ampika.
31:01Oh.
31:01Tell them when you laugh.
31:02Did you?
31:02Years ago.
31:03I don't remember.
31:04Years ago.
31:05I went to the spa the other day with Lauren and Rachel
31:07when Lauren told me that apparently Ampika's got a massive issue with me.
31:12I can't believe it.
31:14That's the first I'd heard about it.
31:16The other day, the same scenario as you really, something was brought up.
31:19From ten years ago, Ampika said the other day.
31:22Which is ridiculous.
31:22That I was fostering when I went to hers and actually I wasn't.
31:24She's seen me God knows how many times since.
31:26Why is she bringing all these old things up?
31:28Why is that?
31:29What it is, is it's everyone get on and don't want any drama.
31:31We'll be friendly and then not.
31:33Seven years ago, Ampika, what are you talking about?
31:36I can't even remember what happened yesterday, let alone seven years ago.
31:40You were just constantly having a little dig at me and I feel you need to stop.
31:45Coming up on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
31:48Hello.
31:50What did I say?
31:51The hair's greasing.
31:52Oh, the boobs are so saggy.
31:54Your nipples are halfway down the chest.
31:55Ha!
31:55I honestly don't remember saying it.
31:58I've just found out Rachel's having a new treatment.
32:01Vagina lift.
32:02Is it like the bits that I hang it?
32:03No, I don't have those.
32:04Oh, okay.
32:05Guys, can I just get you all to come forward?
32:08Because there's something that I've been meaning to tell you all.
32:12I've not been able to tell you because I don't know how.
32:33I think Ampika's still married to Mark.
32:36He's always there.
32:37He seems to be very useful.
32:40It's quite an unusual situation.
32:42She's got two husbands, two bookends.
32:46They look the same, too.
32:47Obviously, I've not met you, Mark, before.
32:49Obviously, you didn't leave it, but it's good to see.
32:51I'm joking.
32:52You look similar.
32:53No, they're literally, they are very similar.
32:54She has a type.
32:56She has a type.
32:57Mark is crazy.
33:00I mean, their relationship dynamic, oof, never heard it before.
33:04I mean, I'm all each to their own, but wow, I can't believe they both live under the same roof,
33:08as well as the new partner.
33:10It's mental.
33:11If I'm pissed off with David, I call him, he calms me down, then he calls David,
33:17tries to explain my point of view, and then you come back to me to try and explain David's point
33:22of view,
33:22and then we all make friends.
33:23She drives me up the wall.
33:26And then she tells me what to do, and she tells me where to go.
33:29She's always shouting and shouting at David, and then David and her are shouting.
33:33It's a bit of a comedy act.
33:37This is a relationship that works for me.
33:40With two men in my life, one from a past, one from a future, and it works perfectly.
33:45It's always the man's fault, isn't it?
33:46What are you playing for?
33:48You know what? I'm so glad I'm single.
33:50It's always the man's fault.
33:50It is.
33:51You've got two other people.
33:52One shot, two shot, three shot, four.
33:55How many shots do it take till you go?
33:57Drink a champagne at the bottom, no glasses.
34:00Everybody on the floor, shake your ass.
34:02Don't get a look at this.
34:05Hey, girls.
34:06Hello.
34:06How are you?
34:08How are you?
34:09How are you?
34:09I'm loving this.
34:10Look at you two getting on.
34:12I'm loving this.
34:13We're all grown up now, aren't we?
34:16Honestly, I feel like we're on such a good wave by the front now.
34:19It's good.
34:20Good.
34:21Love that.
34:21Cheers.
34:22It's been a very bumpy road between Paige and I, but I finally feel like we're in a good place.
34:28She's been really nice.
34:30For now.
34:32I've just found out Rachel's having a new treatment, which is the whole nip-tuck vagina lift.
34:38What is a vagina lift?
34:40You're not going to put it here like Pac-Man, are you?
34:42No.
34:42No, no, no.
34:43Wait, wait, wait.
34:44So, is it like the bits that are hanging?
34:46No, I don't have those.
34:47Oh, OK.
34:47I don't have those.
34:48Those are like...
34:49No, I don't have those.
34:51Paige, they're not dangly.
34:52They're not dangly.
34:54God, Jesus, get that image out of your head.
34:57So, you know how gradually gravity and age can make things...
35:01You lose muscle.
35:02Oh, yeah.
35:03Yeah, right.
35:03So, you know how it used to be like this, and now maybe it's more like this?
35:08Like balls, fills the balls.
35:10A saggy scrotum.
35:11Balls get longer.
35:12Did you just say like Phil's balls?
35:14Yeah.
35:14Right.
35:15So, what we're going to do with that...
35:16Will they hang down longer?
35:19I really don't want to know about Phil's balls or Rachel's vagina.
35:24Like, please, those mental images.
35:25I'm never going to be able to wash away.
35:27Just stop talking about it.
35:28We're just going to pull it back a little bit.
35:32Off and stitch.
35:34And then we're going to look...
35:36When's it scheduled?
35:37Is it soon?
35:38Yeah, soon.
35:39Can I come?
35:40If you've got a saggy vag?
35:41Are we all?
35:42Are we all?
35:42Yeah.
35:43I'm going to do my thing, yeah.
35:44I'm going to do my thing, yeah.
35:46I'm going to do my thing, yeah.
35:48I'm going to do my thing, yeah.
35:51I'm going to do my thing, yeah.
35:52I'm going to do my thing, yeah.
35:52I feel like there's a real sometimes guarded shield with you.
35:55How about 100%?
35:55And I'm like, I'm going to claw that bloody shield down.
35:58Do it.
35:58I'm going to peel back the layers and get the core reviews.
36:01Do it.
36:01Do it.
36:02Because inside there's a wonderful person screaming, wanting to connect with people.
36:06What life's shown me in my childhood, in my adult life, is you do need to be a little bit
36:12guarded.
36:13You do need to have a slight armour about you, because not everybody means well for you.
36:18I think in some ways, Sheena, we're very similar.
36:21Go on.
36:22Shane is very well known.
36:23Yes.
36:24Worldwide.
36:25And David has been in the press for very, very many years.
36:29Yeah.
36:29So when you're with someone who's high profile, it's a different remit, isn't it?
36:33Yeah, and I think that's probably a little bit why I'm so guarded.
36:36Yeah.
36:36Because my experiences have been, not all, but a lot of them have been negative experiences.
36:42Yeah.
36:42So people only being friends with you because, or people, you putting your trust in someone.
36:48Yeah, I get that.
36:49And then, you know, they sell a story or they make stuff up.
36:52So it, yes, it tends to...
36:53So I understand that now.
36:55I sometimes have to really kind of put my foot down in the sense that I'm my own person.
37:00Yeah.
37:01So, you know, I get introduced a lot as Shane's wife, which is fine because I am Shane's wife.
37:05But equally...
37:05I have my own element today.
37:06Yeah, I'm my own person as well.
37:08I think Sheena and I have got a lot of common denominators, both with people that are well-known
37:14in the public eye, both having to be quite guarded and quite distrusting of certain people
37:20and people's agendas.
37:21And the more times I get to spend on a one-to-one with her, the more and more I
37:26like her.
37:27Did you come to this party to behave?
37:31Yes, I came to this party to be crazy.
37:35A friend of mine phoned me up and said,
37:37Royston, would you like to come and meet Queen Camilla?
37:40Oh, wow.
37:41Anyway, so when she came to me and I said, but from one queen to another...
37:44You did not.
37:46I did.
37:47He did.
37:48I said, and I've been a queen a lot longer than you.
37:51So I said, if you ever need any advice, give me a room.
37:54Did she get it?
37:55She was delightful, Rachel.
37:59Pamela, you said that as well.
38:02Two, two, isn't it?
38:04I get what they want, I get what they want, what they want.
38:08They got nothing on, they got nothing, nothing on me.
38:12Shane's going back on.
38:14Are you?
38:15Oh, God.
38:17Yeah.
38:17We'll be spreading rumours.
38:18No, you are.
38:19Could we have tickets?
38:21Could we have tickets?
38:22Yes.
38:22We've got a front row.
38:23I'm coming.
38:24Sheena's already invited us all.
38:26Oh, my God, that way.
38:26We've already got, you know, those T-shirts that said,
38:28wheel of shade.
38:30Yes.
38:36Hello.
38:39Oh, my God.
38:41Oh, my God.
38:42Can I just have a...
38:43Can I just say...
38:44When and how and seven years ago and...
38:48Oh, my God, I have festered on that team for fucking years.
38:53Seven years.
38:54Seven bloody years.
38:56What is wrong with you, woman?
38:58What did I say?
39:00God, her hair's greasy and then you're like,
39:02oh, her boobs are so sagged, her nipples are halfway down her chest.
39:04Ha!
39:05And I was like, what the fuck?
39:07Like, really?
39:08I honestly don't remember saying it.
39:10I'm sorry if I did, but I don't remember.
39:14Right, OK, you're saying it.
39:15Yeah.
39:15I'll take that.
39:16Yeah.
39:16And all I can say right now is, hand on my heart,
39:20I fucking take that back.
39:21You are beautiful.
39:23Thank you, Seema.
39:24No.
39:25And, Peter, all I've been telling the...
39:27No, I'm sorry if I did.
39:28Oh, wait.
39:29Because, hand on my heart, you're not there.
39:31Can I do that a bit harder?
39:32Yes, please.
39:33I've just made my mind up.
39:35Accept it on Pika.
39:36Be a big girl and make light of it.
39:39But you know what I'll do?
39:40I'll tolerate you.
39:42High and bye.
39:43High and bye.
39:44I am now going to draw a line under the sand.
39:46I'll move on.
39:48Let's move on.
39:48Love you too.
39:55Guys, can I just get you all to come forward?
39:59What is going on?
40:00Why is she doing this?
40:02Because, erm, yeah, there's something I want to tell you all.
40:07Just seeing all the girls' faces, I can see them all lined up in front of me.
40:14I don't know if I can actually do this.
40:16I am so emotional right now.
40:19There's something that I've been meaning to tell you all.
40:23Oh, no.
40:24I've not been able to tell you for some time because I don't know how.
40:28Oh, no, because I think you're dying.
40:30Yeah, I think you're dying.
40:31Yeah, it's hard.
40:33I'm going to start with you.
40:35Lauren, you are the most amazing person ever to have come into my life.
40:42I've met you at school and you're that type of girl, even if you're going through a shit time, you
40:48just put a smile on your face.
40:49Everyone needs a Lauren in their life.
40:51Yeah, thank you.
40:52I'm really confused.
40:54I'm just hoping that she's OK.
40:57I don't know what she's about to tell me.
40:59And I'm actually panicking.
41:02Rachel, I love you so much.
41:06I can't even tell you.
41:07And I think this has been the hardest thing is, like, how am I going to tell you what I
41:11need to tell you?
41:12Seema's scaring me now.
41:14I feel really unnerved.
41:17I just needed to say it.
41:18I just needed to say what is wrong.
41:21You have been the best friend ever.
41:26Yeah?
41:26And, you know, Rachel, you're right.
41:28She can be frosty.
41:31And she can be hard.
41:33But one thing, once you break her, she's the best friend you're ever going to have.
41:37And, Pika, I am so sorry.
41:40You don't have greasy hair.
41:42I can't hear you.
41:42You don't have greasy skin.
41:43You definitely don't have saggy tics.
41:46They are everything that I have right now.
41:49I take it back.
41:50If I did say it, I am so...
41:52I can't hear you!
41:53Oh!
41:54Seema, apologies accepted.
41:56But do I trust you?
41:58No.
41:58Will I ever let you close to me?
42:00No.
42:01Does it really matter anymore?
42:03No.
42:03Just move along the bus.
42:05Sheena.
42:07I know we've not known each other that long.
42:09But we are the OCD queens.
42:12We are so fussy at every level.
42:15I love everything about you.
42:16Just keep being you.
42:18Is she saying that we don't have anything in common?
42:21Or all that we have in common is we like clean things?
42:24And Paige.
42:25Oh!
42:27You know what?
42:27I brought you into this friendship group.
42:30And how we got to where we got.
42:32And I'm sorry for anything I've done to upset you.
42:36I just want you to enjoy this group because it's the best.
42:39Seema's just said so many great and lovely things about all the girls in this group.
42:43She's come to myself and Sheena.
42:45And are we at the tail end?
42:47Because what she told us was rubbish.
42:49So guys, erm, I'm leaving Jesha.
42:55And I'm moving to Dubai.
42:57I can't believe she's going.
42:59This is another person that's leaving my life.
43:02I don't know.
43:03You can say, oh, you'll go over there.
43:05You'll catch up.
43:06But it's not going to be the same.
43:08I'm sad.
43:09I feel like this big pressure on my chest at the moment.
43:13I just don't know what to do without her.
43:15Are you winding me up?
43:16I thought you was dying at least having a leg amputated or something.
43:19I'm in bits here.
43:20My heart's going like the clappers.
43:22And you just go in Dubai.
43:23I'll see you in Dubai.
43:25If I could book you a first class ticket tomorrow, Seema.
43:28Bon voyage.
43:29I'm not going to shed a tear.
43:31I wish you well.
43:32Bye.
43:33Why are you crying?
43:34Because I love it.
43:36It's exciting.
43:38I can't rip you.
43:40Oh, my God.
43:41I thought you said you were going to die.
43:43You know, even though I've said it, I feel, I feel empty.
43:49I actually feel like all these memories that we've made, I'm just going to miss them.
43:57Rachel.
43:58Oh, Rachel.
44:02I knew this was going to happen.
44:03My biggest worry was telling you, I knew, and I knew this, I knew this would be like.
44:09Seema's knocked me sideways with this news.
44:12I did not see it coming at all.
44:15I actually just want to go home.
44:16I don't want to be around anyone.
44:18I want to go home and cry.
44:20I know.
44:20Yeah.
44:21With that done, all I want now is to make some good memories, have some good times.
44:27And I want no drama.
44:30But we'll see if that lasts.
44:33Next time on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
44:37You're not looking as sharp and as fresh as you used to.
44:40So I'm going to treat him to a neck and facelift.
44:42Yeah.
44:42Literally look virginal, Mark.
44:44I just can't go for the show.
44:47I was not being judgmental.
44:50Saying that we don't really know each other was a bit bizarre.
44:54Hey.
44:55Oh my god.
44:56Look at you.
44:57Oh my god.
44:58You look like a hooker.
45:00You've just said to me, our relationship is just surface level.
45:02That's what you just said to me.
45:03That's how it feels.
45:05Oh.
45:06Oh.
45:06Are you okay?
45:07Oh my god.
45:08Oh my god.
45:08She'll be murdered.
45:09Oh my god.
45:12Oh my god.
45:13Oh my god.
45:13Oh my god.