00:00He's not hideous.
00:09People say I'm the life of the party because I tell a joke or two.
00:22Although I might be laughing loud and hearty, deep inside I'm blue.
00:30So take a good look at my face.
00:34You'll see my smile looks out of place.
00:38If you look closely, you'll see you can trace the tracks of my...
00:43Stop. Stop.
00:46You are exactly what I am not looking for. Goodbye!
00:55No, I'm not done yet.
00:58You are. Actually, take this fork and stick it in you because you are done!
01:07Wait, but I'm good and I'll get better.
01:10What you are is the proof that there is no talent left in this country!
01:15No talent? No talent? He's awesome!
01:20You're the one with no talent! You haven't had a hit in ten years and your last four acts didn't even chart.
01:27Right, Gus? That's his real name, Gus Beasley.
01:32Hey! Boy Crush was a hit seven years ago!
01:36Boy Crush? How did that giant turd go again?
01:40Oh yeah!
01:41In my eyes and through, through my mind.
01:47It never stops after it starts.
01:52Cause you're a girl, girl, girl.
01:55Oh! You're a girl to my heart! Heart! Heart! Heart!
01:59Whoa! It's me! It's me!
02:00It's me!
02:01No! Let's not forget it!
02:03You're a poison and a classic!
02:05Girl, girl, girl in my way!
02:08Girl, girl, girl, you say!
02:13Dude, how did you know about that guy?
02:15How did you know about the songs?
02:16Where have you been? It's 8.30!
02:18Yeah, and do you guys know anything about Mrs. Magicowski's disappearance?
02:23We were just trying to make James a star and Mrs. Magicowski is safe and napping as we speak.
02:28I love you, Mom.
02:32Love you too, Mrs. Knight.
02:36Go away, TurboTorps!
02:38Boy Crush?
02:40Boy City?
02:42All cranked in this room since I was 6.
02:44And burned in my brain!
02:46Yeah, then he sang and danced them in his mirror.
02:49I have video.
02:50I confess!
02:51I sing and dance in the mirror!
02:53No secrets, right?
02:55You, uh, could've kept that a secret.
02:57You're sorry if you weren't my apartment.
02:58Holy...
02:59Wow.
03:00You might be like a giant idiot.
03:01Guys, I don't want to go to L.A. for three months with that creep.
03:18I want to hang out with you creeps and skate and stuff.
03:21But you could be on your way right now to sunny L.A. living James' dream.
03:25Ow!
03:27Dude, think about it.
03:28The beach, the girls, Sunset Strip, the smog?
03:33Yeah, well, none of that's fun if I'm alone.
03:36Dude, part of me hates you right now.
03:39But call that guy back.
03:41Okay, just mini-apologize and tell him how stupid you are.
03:44You said that guy was Satan.
03:46But he wants to make you famous!
03:48Okay, so you're saying that if you had the chance to go to L.A. with a mega-jerk producer
03:54to become pop stars, you do it.
03:57Nobody else!
03:58Yes!
04:01Give me your phone.
04:03Kelly Wainwright, Rock Records.
04:04What happened to him as a child?
04:08What happened to him as a child?
04:09What happened to him as a child?
04:15What happened to him as a child?
04:16What happened to him as a child?
04:22What happened to him as a child?
04:23What happened to him as a child?
04:29Well, okay. I'll go to L.A. with you to make a demo. If you take my buds and make us a pop group.
04:53What?
04:54Dude, liquid up my nose.
04:56Are you trying to make a deal with me?
04:59Is that what you're trying to do right now?
05:01I make the deals!
05:02If you want me, you have to take all of us.
05:05I'm not a solo act.
05:07Have you heard your friends sing?
05:12Oh, that's right. They can't.
05:14Well, I'm no mega producer like you, but I know that they sing better than dogs, and you can turn them into pop stars, right?
05:26Is this supposed to sway me? Is that what this is supposed to do? I'm Gustavo Rock! I am amazing! I'm amazing! And there is no way. No way!
05:41Wait! Gustavo Rock is taking the four dogs from Wisconsin to Los Angeles to make them stars! It's never gonna happen! Never!
05:51So we have a deal?
05:53So we have a deal?
05:54Yep!
05:55To one of these ladies!
05:57Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
06:00Yeah, yeah!
06:01Oh-oh-oh-oh!
06:02Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
06:06Every day feels like the other, and everywhere looks just the same
06:11When everything seems like forever, and you're replaced without a name
06:17Baby, now is our best chance, to finally get it right
06:22Cause if the world is an apple, then it's time to take a bite
06:27Someday, it'll come together
06:30Someday, we will work it out
06:33I know, we can turn it up all the way
06:37Cause this is our someday
06:39Someday, it's what we make
06:41Someday, it's right here and now
06:44The wide way
06:45Cause this is our someday
06:50I like them, they got three months to get me demos
06:56And you need a bad boy
06:58You've always got to have the bad boy
07:02Guess who's staying in L.A.
07:16Okay, stop cheering
07:19We have an enormous amount of work to do
07:23We can't hide our dance flaws forever, Logan
07:27Oh, also, can someone please teach Carlos how to sing?
07:32Oh, and we need a bad boy
07:34No problem
07:35Okay, now you can cheer
07:38Listen up guys
07:40Listen up guys
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