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00:00Detroit, the near future.

00:03Officer Alex J. Murphy and his partner Ann Lewis

00:05fight to rid the decaying city of the criminal element which infests it.

00:10After being mortally wounded in the line of duty,

00:13Officer Murphy is outfitted by OCP with bulletproof titanium robotic parts

00:18and with computer-enhanced motor and sensory capabilities.

00:22He has become the ultimate super cop.

00:27RoboCop.

00:31All units, burglary in progress.

00:33OCP blood bank, 5th and Central.

00:39What's the situation?

00:40There are six of them, officer, and they have guns.

00:43Well, don't just stand there.

00:45Corden off the area.

00:46Yes, sir.

00:51Careful with this plasma.

00:53It's worth a fortune on the black market.

00:56A bloody fortune.

00:58This is the police.

01:00We have you surrounded.

01:01Come out with your hands up.

01:03Benny, what are we going to do?

01:04Keep your shirt on.

01:06I'll take care of the cops.

01:09Kiss my big toe, copper.

01:11You try to take us, we'll blow this joint sky high.

01:14Blast.

01:15No two-bit punk is going to railroad me.

01:18Let's get him, boys.

01:19Wait.

01:20That blood bank supplies plasma to half the hospitals in the city.

01:24If they destroy it, hundreds of patients might die.

01:27This is police business, mister.

01:28Stay out of it.

01:29We got the stuff, Benny.

01:31Let's get out of here.

01:32First, I'm going to leave a little present for our friends out there.

01:36This should keep them busy while we get away.

01:46Benny, what's that?

01:47Put down your weapons.

01:55You are under arrest.

01:57You heard the man.

01:58Drop him.

01:59Forget it, lady.

02:01Murphy, look out.

02:04Let's nail a tin man.

02:11Murphy, there's a bomb.

02:13We've got to stop it.

02:15I'll cover you.

02:17Thanks, partner.

02:22Hit it, Jake.

02:23What about the other guys?

02:25I'm not facing that thing again.

02:27Let's get out of here.

02:29Something's wrong.

02:30We ain't moving.

02:31You have the right to remain silent.

02:45Hey, Murphy.

02:46That can wait.

02:47I can't shut this thing off.

02:53Let me try.

02:54Yeah, but hurry, or you'll need a new partner.

02:57No way to stop it.

03:00Duck.

03:04What in blazes was that?

03:07Hold your fire.

03:11The situation is now under control.

03:16Amazing.

03:16Yeah, you can say that again.

03:21Nice play, Robo.

03:22These dudes are going to be benched for a long time.

03:25What do you mean, nice play?

03:27They never would have sent that bomb if he hadn't gone charging in half-cocked.

03:31I was following my prime directive.

03:34Prime directive?

03:35Yes.

03:36Serve the public trust.

03:38Uphold the law.

03:40Protect the innocent.

03:41You almost blew the whole operation, bucket brain.

03:44I calculated a 99.7% probability of success.

03:48Don't get cute with me, you walking tin can.

03:52If you weren't a cop, I'd hate.

03:54Simmer down here.

03:56We're all on the same team.

03:59Aren't you supposed to be out on patrol, Officer Lewis?

04:03Huh?

04:04Oh, sure, Sarge.

04:05Come on, Murphy.

04:07We can continue this discussion.

04:09Later.

04:09Oh, CP never should have created that monstrosity.

04:16I tell you, omni-consumer products can no longer afford to maintain RoboCop.

04:22Just look at the damage he did to one of our own facilities.

04:26This alone proves that the RoboCop project is wasteful and inefficient.

04:30That's ridiculous.

04:32RoboCop is the most successful cybernetic product this company has ever produced.

04:37Until the introduction of ED-260, that is.

04:41The enforcement droid.

04:43Are you still pushing that clunker?

04:46Sir, you can't possibly believe that...

04:48Let's see what Dr. McNamara has to offer.

04:51Thank you, sir.

04:52I have set up a simple demonstration of ED-260's traffic control capabilities.

05:00I'm sure you'll find it most enlightening.

05:03Alt.

05:05Don't feed.

05:08Will you look at that?

05:10What'll I think of next?

05:12Keep moving.

05:14Yes, sir.

05:16Harold, I left my purse at the hairdresser.

05:19We've just got to go back and get it.

05:22All right.

05:26You have made an illegal turn.

05:29Alt.

05:30Did you say something, honey?

05:31I repeat.

05:33Alt.

05:42Changing lanes without signaling is a violation.

05:46You are all illegally bugged.

05:56Alt.

05:59Vehicles will be towed at owner's expense.

06:03Owner's expense.

06:05Owner's expense.

06:07Owner's expense.

06:08Oh.

06:09Uh-huh.

06:20Attention.

06:20Do not panic.

06:21Normal traffic will soon be restored.

06:25Uh-huh.

06:25It appears ED-260 needs a bit more work, Dr. McNamara.

06:30Yes, sir.

06:30I'll begin at once.

06:32If you'll please excuse me.

06:37Ah, Strobel Crap!

06:39He's embarrassed me once too often, and now he's going to pay.

06:45Man, I'm tired of hanging around this dump.

06:49Why can't we go cruising to find out some real action?

06:52Because Crash piled up our van again, that's why.

06:59Wow, that was almost as good as the real thing.

07:02Man, that dude's crazy.

07:07Too big game?

07:11You guys wanna finish it?

07:14It's your boss. We'd love to.

07:26Nice game, fellas.

07:29Excuse me, gentlemen.

07:31Huh?

07:31I'm looking for the vandals.

07:33Mister, nobody looks for the vandals unless they mean business.

07:38I assure you, I do mean business.

07:41Serious business.

07:43What do you want with us?

07:55I've heard that you gentlemen have some unusual abilities.

07:59I will pay you handsomely if you'll use those talents to go on a widespread crime spree.

08:05Why would anyone pay us to do that?

08:09I believe that if crime goes unchecked in old Detroit, Robocop will be discredited.

08:16This wooded?

08:17It will make him look bad.

08:21Oh, yeah!

08:22Yeah!

08:23I will also provide you with any technical assistance you might need.

08:29Mister, you got yourself a deal.

08:32Hayes and Addison, we'll send a patrol right away.

08:35What?

08:36Hold on.

08:37We're getting mauled out there.

08:39Where in blazes is Robocop?

08:41Dr. Tyler took him down to maintenance to be reprogrammed.

08:44Blast that woman!

08:45We can't afford to have our best player on the bench.

08:4810.50?

08:4911.50?

08:50Excellent.

08:51By changing this sub-program, we can increase his reaction time by .02 percent.

08:55Why can't you stop messing with his head, Dr. Tyler?

08:57He's a cop, not a guinea pig.

08:59This is no concern of yours, Officer Lewis.

09:02You couldn't possibly understand what we're trying to accomplish here.

09:05Oh, I understand all right.

09:06You're trying to program every ounce of humanity out of him.

09:09How dare you?

09:10You're trying to program every ounce of humanity out of him.

09:13How dare you?

09:14You're trying to program every ounce of humanity out of him.

09:17How dare you?

09:18You, you priggish paramecium!

09:20Knock it off, ladies!

09:21Robocop, there's trouble at the Metro Shopping Center,

09:24so get your crash-proof carcass down there.

09:27Yes, sir.

09:28Wait.

09:29What about my tests?

09:31I have a job to do.

09:33Way to go, Robo!

09:47Make way for the Vandals Express!

09:56I guess I'll do my Christmas shopping, Earth.

09:59Hold it right there, buddy.

10:01You're coming with me.

10:02Aw, don't be mad, Officer.

10:05Why don't we shake and be friends?

10:08Hey!

10:09What do you think you're...

10:14Whoa!

10:15It's a strike!

10:23I love playing with toys.

10:29Hey!

10:30Whoa!

10:31Whoa!

10:32Whoa!

10:33Whoa!

10:34Whoa!

10:35Whoa!

10:36Whoa!

10:37Whoa!

10:38Whoa!

10:39Whoa!

10:40Whoa!

10:41Whoa!

10:42Whoa!

10:43Whoa!

10:44Nice shooting, cowboy.

10:45Thank you!

10:46Aah!

10:47Bang, Gobble.

10:48shooting cowboy thank you looks like we got us some company and we didn't even send him an

10:58invitation want to join the party metal man the more the merrier you are disturbing the peace

11:06drop your weapons that come with me no way

11:18watch your hurry cop hey watch out somebody could get hurt

11:25you can't hide from me hey hot dog all you need now is a little mustard

11:46we won't have to worry about mr tin can man anymore yeah but you smashed up another car

12:07hey don't get so hot under the car the next one i build to be even better

12:13murphy

12:17murphy are you all right i think so

12:26murphy

12:34wow that must have been some fight robo wish i could have seen it this is nothing to celebrate

12:44about roosevelt current readings indicate that 37.9 percent of robocop circuits are non-functional

12:51thanks to you he might be offline for good

12:55she's right it is my fault it was a virtual free-for-all today at the metro south shopping

13:01center when a gang known as the vandals went on a wild rampage even robocop proved ineffective

13:06against these modern-day barbarians you see this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that robocop is

13:13an utter failure ocp should put a stop to dr tyler's wasteful project at once

13:17you may have a point there dr magnamara since ocp runs the police force the possibility of lawsuits

13:24resulting from this cancerous crime wave could cost the company millions then you'll reconsider

13:30the robocop project sir more than that doctor if necessary i would advise tyler to pull the plug

13:35on robocop by the end of the day now that's what we at media break call a perky poodle and on a more

13:44serious note the crime wave that is hit old detroit continues to plague the city it's a virtual

13:49battleground as the police try to stop the vandals unfortunately the gang speedy jet booster vehicles

13:58give them the upper hand not true the situation will soon be under control there is no reason to panic

14:09at this time so far all detroit's finest have been unable to stem the tide

14:28we've got a lot to thank magnamara for the parts he gave us for our cars are making us the fastest gang

14:35in detroit no one can beat us oh the cops ain't seen nothing yet this little baby will make those

14:42clowns wish they stayed in bed today keep it moving it's fourth and goal out there and i need every

14:52available man and woman but cecil i repeat no one leaves here without signing a requisition form

14:58there's no time for signing papers kid the clock's running out sorry sir i was only doing my job

15:05look at this place everyone's beat and we're still being tackled we need some backup where is robocop

15:13all right you look as good as new terrific we've received reports that the vandals are heading for

15:19the federal reserve gold depository let's go murphy your vacation's over robocop's not going anywhere

15:26he's still not functioning at peak level damage to his circuits may still cause a major loss of

15:31power leading to a permanent shutdown some things cannot wait go get him robo you can't do this

15:47no one can stop the killdozer not even robocop

15:53hold your positions men we're not budging an inch

16:01move out of the way bozos we're coming through

16:07open sesame

16:17all right we're millionaires

16:24you cowards i told you to hold your positions move it out crash we got a lot more killdos in the doom

16:38well well look who's here you are in direct violation of penal code seven six seven three

16:45i order you to halt old tinsel top must be out of his mind let's show him what the dozer can do

16:52he's as good as dead

17:09what the hey lady we don't pick up you tigers especially coffers too bad i was hoping for a free ride

17:22a little hot under the collar i think what he needs is a little trim off the top

17:49let's finish up

17:57your time is up boys

18:12oh

18:19say your prayers junk man

18:25haha

18:27must find my weapon

18:37i will not give up

18:41flatten a bomb

18:42hey

18:48hey no fear

18:57try stopping me now

19:08oh

19:18you are under arrest

19:23allow me

19:26i didn't think you'd make it murphy

19:28especially

19:29especially without my help

19:31sometimes you just have to help yourself

19:37today robocop put a stop to the crime wave that has been plaguing the city thanks to the

19:41cybernetic super cop old detroit is safe once again

19:45i think it might be a little premature to stop the robocop project don't you dr magnamera

19:50yes sir

19:52excuse me but i have work to do

19:56robocop

19:58robocop may be a hero for now

20:00but someday i'll show the world what he really is

20:04just a pile of nuts and bolts

20:08you were terrific robo

20:10robocop the greatest

20:11now that's the truth you took the ball and you ran with it

20:15just like the old giver

20:16thank you sergeant

20:18robocop you could have been damaged beyond repair

20:20just what did you think you were doing

20:23my job

20:24well maybe so but it's imperative you rest without delay

20:28sorry doc but you can't keep a good man down

20:31or a machine

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Robocop S01E01 Crime Wave

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