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00:01:00And the First Methodist Church
00:01:03Ida had tried to quit drinking many times, but she couldn't.
00:01:09Then one night, in a moment of despair, she challenged God to quench her never-ending thirst.
00:01:16Luckily for Ida, God was listening.
00:01:22Ida, God was listening to you.
00:01:27Ida, God was listening to you.
00:01:31Ida, God was listening to you.
00:01:35Ida, God was listening to you.
00:01:48Ida, God, listen to me.
00:01:51Now!
00:01:51You're not so tough now, are you?
00:02:02It was at that moment, it occurred to Ida, God may work in mysterious ways.
00:02:24But he isn't particularly subtle.
00:02:26Ida, God was listening to you.
00:02:56It had been a year since my death, and a lot had changed on Wisteria Lane.
00:03:15Children had learned new games.
00:03:23New neighbors had moved in.
00:03:28Old houses had been rebuilt.
00:03:30And fresh tragedies had occurred.
00:03:35In one house, a widow was getting ready to tell her friends of her husband's passing.
00:03:41But until the time was right, she would wait.
00:03:45And life, as it tends to do, would go on.
00:03:50I look like hell, I need a hairbrush.
00:03:53Yeah, um, that's not going to help.
00:03:57Susan, Officer Romsloff is here for your statement.
00:04:02Zach Young do that?
00:04:03No, she fell.
00:04:04Bitter lip, it was an accident.
00:04:06Okay.
00:04:07So, um, walk me through what happened.
00:04:10I don't know, I can feed a dog.
00:04:12I'm sorry?
00:04:13Feed the dog.
00:04:13Uh, and I turned around, and there was Zach Young, and that's Zach with an H, pointing
00:04:20a gun at me.
00:04:21The doctor said keep that in.
00:04:22You gotta understand, Zach's had a tough time.
00:04:25He's got an emotional issue.
00:04:26Oh, he's crazy.
00:04:27Still, I don't think he meant to hurt anybody.
00:04:29Uh, hello?
00:04:30Uh, he was waiting there for you to come home so he could kill you.
00:04:34Is that what happened when you got home?
00:04:35Kid took a shot at you?
00:04:36Actually, Susan fired the gun.
00:04:38Okay, yeah, and that's because I was wrestling it away from Zach so that he wouldn't shoot
00:04:42you.
00:04:44Oh, it's blood.
00:04:46Can we do this later?
00:04:47She's kind of a mess right now.
00:04:49Yeah, I think I can fill in the rest for you.
00:04:51I'd appreciate it.
00:04:52Uh, you'll feel better, Mrs. Meyer.
00:04:53All right.
00:04:57Ow, that hurts.
00:04:59I'm gonna get you more ice.
00:05:00Okay.
00:05:02I'm telling you, Susan really flew off the handle when she jumped the kid.
00:05:05So you were saying this is more about domestic swap?
00:05:08Definitely, yeah.
00:05:09Are we required to press charges?
00:05:11Well, you're not really required, but something you should really consider when a handgun is
00:05:15involved.
00:05:35John, how did you get in here?
00:05:40I know where you keep the key.
00:05:44Mimosa?
00:05:44No, I'm pregnant, you jackass.
00:05:46I made yours with seltzer.
00:05:47Do you have any idea what you've done?
00:05:49The little stunt you pulled yesterday in the courtroom could get Carlos sent away for
00:05:51eight years.
00:05:53Yeah, I thought you might be a little mad about that.
00:05:55But, once you calm down, you'll see that it's just the two of us.
00:06:00It's gonna be awesome.
00:06:03You brought luggage?
00:06:05He's gone.
00:06:06We don't have to sneak around anymore.
00:06:08We can have a real relationship.
00:06:10It's what's best for the three of us.
00:06:12The three of us?
00:06:13How exactly does that benefit Carlos?
00:06:15I'm talking about my baby.
00:06:17You don't know it's your baby?
00:06:18I don't even know it's your baby.
00:06:19And I don't want to know because it doesn't matter.
00:06:21So what?
00:06:25You don't love me?
00:06:26Well, up until the point that you told my husband we were having an affair, I was quite
00:06:29fond of you.
00:06:30Since then, not a fan!
00:06:40Hey.
00:06:40Hey.
00:06:41Oh, why on earth would you let them finger paint before breakfast?
00:06:46It's my job to clean that up now, so it's my call, right?
00:06:51You're right.
00:06:53I'm sorry.
00:06:53Hey, I thought the meeting wasn't until one.
00:06:55Oh, I have a thousand things to do before that.
00:06:57Borrow a decent scarf from Brie, buy a lipstick I don't hate, and...
00:07:00Mommy, look!
00:07:01No!
00:07:02No!
00:07:02No!
00:07:03Nobody touches Mommy, okay?
00:07:04I love you.
00:07:04I love your finger painting, but if you touch me with those messy hands, I will cut them off.
00:07:08Go on.
00:07:09Oh, good.
00:07:10It's okay.
00:07:12A little nervous.
00:07:13Who, me?
00:07:14I've been out of work for seven years.
00:07:16I'm a woman of a certain age in a business that values youth above all else.
00:07:19Why should I be nervous?
00:07:20You are experienced.
00:07:22You are brilliant.
00:07:24You are going to nail this job interview, okay?
00:07:28Oh, no, I can't.
00:07:29You're very...
00:07:30So, thank you.
00:07:32Here.
00:07:35Oh, my cell phone.
00:07:36Lynette, hi.
00:07:56It's Brie.
00:07:57I do hope I'm not calling too early.
00:07:59Hmm?
00:08:01Oh, of course you can borrow that scarf.
00:08:02I'll press it for you.
00:08:04Um, I have, uh, some news.
00:08:06Rex died.
00:08:10I thought they were going to operate.
00:08:11What happened?
00:08:12Uh, apparently Rex's heart just gave out.
00:08:15Oh, my God.
00:08:17So, when can we see Brie?
00:08:19She said she was going to call.
00:08:20She's got a lot of things to do.
00:08:22Planning for the funeral.
00:08:23That sort of thing.
00:08:25She doesn't look that busy to me.
00:08:26Hey.
00:08:32Hey.
00:08:33Hey.
00:08:33What are you doing out here?
00:08:35Oh, I'm just waiting for, uh, Rex's mother.
00:08:37She's going to be here any second.
00:08:39Honey, we are so sorry.
00:08:42Oh, do one of you drink, uh, soy milk?
00:08:44I was cleaning out the fridge this morning,
00:08:45and Rex is the only one who drinks it.
00:08:48I just bought it on Friday.
00:08:49I'd hate to throw it away.
00:08:53What a waste.
00:08:56Sweetie, honey, you can let it out.
00:08:59No, no, I can't afford to fall apart right now.
00:09:01Why?
00:09:03You're about to find out.
00:09:06Brie!
00:09:08Stop, stop here!
00:09:09This is the house!
00:09:10Is that...
00:09:12Yes, that is Rex's mother.
00:09:21I can't believe it.
00:09:23It's like some hideous nightmare.
00:09:25My life is over!
00:09:27My life is over!
00:09:40It appears there's a seven-year gap
00:09:47since your last position.
00:09:49Would you take some time off?
00:09:50I was a stay-at-home mom.
00:09:52I wish it had been time off.
00:09:55Boy or girl?
00:09:56A girl.
00:09:57And three boys.
00:09:59Four kids.
00:10:00Yeah, of course, they won't get in the way of the job
00:10:02because my husband's staying home with them from now on.
00:10:05I knew I could never do both jobs justice.
00:10:10That's why I chose not to have a family.
00:10:13I didn't want to be one of those kind of women, you know,
00:10:16sloughing things off onto coworkers
00:10:18because of a pediatrician appointment or a dance recital.
00:10:21I get really neurotic about putting people out.
00:10:26With all due respect, Nina,
00:10:28it won't be an issue.
00:10:29I can leave home at home.
00:10:30And it's not going to break your heart
00:10:31to leave those sad little faces behind.
00:10:33Are you kidding?
00:10:35This office is paradise.
00:10:37Grown-ups talking about grown-up things.
00:10:40No screaming, no vomiting, no boogers under the table.
00:10:43You're going to have to drag me out of here
00:10:44kicking and screaming.
00:10:46Weekends, holidays, whenever.
00:10:50All right, Ed wants to make the final decision,
00:10:53so I will bring you back tomorrow
00:10:54at three for a follow-up.
00:10:57Well, that sounds great.
00:10:59Lynette, be early.
00:11:00Show me something.
00:11:02Okay.
00:11:05No way.
00:11:06Dad did not have a teddy bear.
00:11:07He most certainly did.
00:11:09Oh, that was too little.
00:11:11Your father never went anywhere without him.
00:11:16Here's your tea, Phyllis.
00:11:19Oh.
00:11:19Oh!
00:11:21Look, Bree.
00:11:22This was the tie that Rex wore
00:11:24when he graduated from prep school.
00:11:27I think you should wear it.
00:11:28You know, for the funeral.
00:11:32Phyllis, that's an orange tie.
00:11:34Well, those were school colors, green and orange.
00:11:37Well, um, he's being buried in a blue suit.
00:11:41Maybe he could be buried in a different suit.
00:11:45I don't think so, but thank you, though.
00:11:46Well, you, uh, you kept Dad's old comic books?
00:11:51Oh, yes, I kept everything.
00:11:53Look here.
00:11:56I even kept the dirty magazine
00:11:58that he hid under his mattress.
00:12:01He didn't think I knew about it, but I did.
00:12:06Looks like Dad was in a big press.
00:12:09Oh, yes.
00:12:10That's why I was surprised when he married your mother.
00:12:12So you're just not going to talk to me, is that it?
00:12:26Fine.
00:12:28I don't need to talk.
00:12:35Okay, yes, I had a little affair.
00:12:36It wasn't the best thing to do,
00:12:38and I'm not proud of it.
00:12:39But it's not the worst thing that could have happened.
00:12:40Nobody died.
00:12:43Oh, don't be such a martyr, Carlos.
00:12:45Okay, it takes two people.
00:12:48How many times did you go off on your little business trips
00:12:50and leave me alone?
00:12:52See, so technically, you cheated, too.
00:12:54It's just your mistress was your work.
00:12:56No, okay, that was a stretch.
00:12:58I'm sorry.
00:12:59Carlos, wait, come back.
00:13:00Look, I want to start over.
00:13:02We're going to have a baby.
00:13:04Isn't that what you always wanted?
00:13:05Carlos, wait.
00:13:08I said I was sorry, and I love you.
00:13:10What more do you want?
00:13:13I want a paternity test.
00:13:23Mrs. Applewhite, hi.
00:13:24I am Bree Van de Kamp,
00:13:26and this is my daughter, Danielle.
00:13:28Hello.
00:13:29Hi.
00:13:29Hey, I'm Matthew.
00:13:30This is my son.
00:13:31Hi.
00:13:33I would have been over sooner to introduce myself,
00:13:35but I'm afraid there's been a death in my family.
00:13:38My dad.
00:13:39I'm so sorry.
00:13:40I lost my dad, too.
00:13:41I know what you must be going through right now.
00:13:44Anyway, I'm afraid that my visit has an ulterior motive.
00:13:47The organist at our church is on vacation,
00:13:49and Edie Britt mentioned that you used to be a concert pianist, and...
00:13:53I would be honored to play for you.
00:13:55Why don't I bring some sheet music over later,
00:13:56and we can play in some selections?
00:13:59That's just a huge weight off my shoulders.
00:14:01Oh, these are for you.
00:14:03How sweet.
00:14:05Bree, we widows have to stick together.
00:14:10Bye.
00:14:20Pretending your father's dead?
00:14:22Don't you find that a little morbid?
00:14:23I just thought I could help recover story, okay?
00:14:25Just, you know, win him over.
00:14:27Oh, sweetie.
00:14:28I know you meant well.
00:14:31But in the future, you leave the cleverness to me.
00:14:45Since when are we protected by doors of security?
00:14:47We're not.
00:14:48It's a deterrent in case Zach comes back.
00:14:50I told Mike I didn't sleep last night,
00:14:52so he got me this sign.
00:14:53That guy is so supportive.
00:14:55You know he's out right now
00:14:56in a ride-along with the police
00:14:57searching for Zach?
00:14:58Really?
00:14:59Yeah.
00:14:59He's determined to see that kid behind bars.
00:15:02So tomorrow at school,
00:15:03I want you to let everybody know
00:15:04that we've got this new expensive security system.
00:15:06Mom, um...
00:15:06Just work it into the conversation.
00:15:08You know, put the word out there.
00:15:09I've got to tell you something.
00:15:10Emphasize the motion detectors.
00:15:11Mom, stop.
00:15:12Stop.
00:15:12Listen.
00:15:12What?
00:15:13What is it?
00:15:13Yesterday, I overheard Mike telling that cop
00:15:16that he didn't want to press charges against Zach.
00:15:19He made the whole thing sound like it was your fault.
00:15:21My fault?
00:15:31Hi.
00:15:32Uh, I need a paternity test.
00:15:34Well, we'll just schedule you for an exam.
00:15:36Oh, no, no.
00:15:36I don't need to take a test.
00:15:40I am just trying to reassure my husband
00:15:43of what I know is true in my heart.
00:15:46So if you could just slip me someone else's test results,
00:15:48I can make my own.
00:15:50I got Photoshopped for Christmas.
00:15:54Oh, come on.
00:15:56You look like a fun-loving girl.
00:15:59I am sure you've been in a couple hairy situations
00:16:01of your own.
00:16:04Just because I choose to express myself
00:16:06doesn't mean that I condone adultery.
00:16:08Sorry.
00:16:13Paternity test results?
00:16:29I know.
00:16:30I'm in the same situation.
00:16:32Really?
00:16:33Mm-hmm.
00:16:33I just found out the clinic screwed up
00:16:35and gave me an egg that belonged to some lesbian.
00:16:38It was supposed to be implanted in her lover.
00:16:41And now my husband's freaking out
00:16:43because he thinks that our baby's gonna be gay.
00:16:47Okay.
00:16:48We're in slightly different situations.
00:16:51But do you want to get a cup of coffee
00:16:52and talk about it?
00:16:54Yeah.
00:16:55That'd be nice.
00:16:55Thanks.
00:16:57Those girls have to stick together.
00:16:59We shouldn't let that stupid piece of paper ruin our life.
00:17:03Yeah.
00:17:10Obviously, I've known Rex for years,
00:17:12but when it comes to writing a eulogy,
00:17:14I like as much input from the family as possible.
00:17:17Oh, well, um, what kind of input?
00:17:20Oh, he means anecdotes, little stories.
00:17:23Isn't that what you mean, Reverend?
00:17:24Well, yes, but, uh, also...
00:17:27I thought that you might need some help,
00:17:28so last night I stayed up all night
00:17:31and tried to remember funny things
00:17:35and moments that said so much about Rex as a person.
00:17:39My, how many pages do you have there?
00:17:42Fifteen.
00:17:43Uh-huh.
00:17:49Well, you're hardly going to have to write anything at all, Reverend.
00:17:53Some of those anecdotes are just priceless.
00:17:56Phyllis, these are all things that happened to Rex
00:17:58before he went to college.
00:18:00So?
00:18:01Well, don't you think it'd be nice
00:18:02if the Reverend devoted part of the eulogy to his life
00:18:04after he was married?
00:18:05Oh, well, yes, of course.
00:18:07The Reverend will mention that part of his life.
00:18:10He's going to do more than mention it.
00:18:11That's the part he'll focus on.
00:18:12In fact, I think three anecdotes from Rex's childhood
00:18:15is more than enough.
00:18:16Uh, that seems fair.
00:18:18Well, whatever you think is appropriate.
00:18:24Fine.
00:18:24I just thought if we were going to focus
00:18:26on a time in Rex's life
00:18:28that we might as well focus on the happiest time.
00:18:34Let's talk flowers.
00:18:36Now, I know lilies are traditional,
00:18:38but I think I can get you a deal on some white roses.
00:18:41Reverend, if you don't call her
00:18:43on that incredibly insensitive comment,
00:18:45I'm going to lose it.
00:18:45I'm sure she didn't mean it the way it sounded.
00:18:48I knew exactly what I was saying.
00:18:49Ladies.
00:18:50The happiest time in Rex's life
00:18:51was not his childhood.
00:18:53He loved being a husband,
00:18:54and he loved being a father.
00:18:55He may have loved being a father,
00:18:57but your marriage was a disaster.
00:19:01Phyllis, is there something you'd like to say?
00:19:04You made the last years of Rex's life miserable,
00:19:08and now he's dead,
00:19:10and he'll never have another chance at happiness.
00:19:15You are no longer invited to the funeral.
00:19:19What?
00:19:20You're not serious.
00:19:21Oh, yes, I am.
00:19:22I am going to hire security,
00:19:24and those security men are going to have sticks,
00:19:26and if you so much as set foot in that sanctuary,
00:19:28they will be instructed to beat you with those sticks.
00:19:31Bree, this is your grief talk.
00:19:32Reverend, if you don't back me up on this,
00:19:34so help me,
00:19:35I will pull the funeral out of your church.
00:19:37Bree.
00:19:37I am not kidding.
00:19:39I will go non-denominational so fast
00:19:40it will make your head spin.
00:19:41I am not kidding.
00:19:54Susan!
00:19:55I heard what happened with Zach.
00:19:57How are you doing?
00:19:59Fine.
00:19:59Is Mike here?
00:20:00Inside.
00:20:01Jeez, you must have been terrified.
00:20:03I mean, he put poor Felicia in the hospital.
00:20:05Did he pistol whip you?
00:20:07No.
00:20:07Oh, come on.
00:20:08You can tell me.
00:20:10Did he slap you around?
00:20:12No.
00:20:13Well, don't get me wrong.
00:20:14I'm thrilled that you're okay.
00:20:15It's just that when someone holds someone else hostage,
00:20:17they usually rough them up a little.
00:20:21It wasn't like that.
00:20:23Oh.
00:20:25Not even a little kicking?
00:20:27Edie.
00:20:30Someone to see you.
00:20:32Well, hey, how's it going?
00:20:33Good.
00:20:33So there's a rumor going around
00:20:34that you don't want to press charges against Zach.
00:20:36Is that true?
00:20:37Yeah.
00:20:42Wow.
00:20:42Um, I find that confusing.
00:20:46Look, we make a big deal out of this.
00:20:48He ended up going to prison.
00:20:49He held a gun to my face, so I'm thinking good.
00:20:53I've been to prison.
00:20:54He couldn't handle it.
00:20:55Who cares?
00:20:56I care.
00:20:58Well, you should care more about me.
00:20:59I'm your girlfriend.
00:21:00We're moving in together.
00:21:01He's just a neighbor.
00:21:02You don't even know Zach.
00:21:03I know enough about him to know that deep down he's a good kid.
00:21:05Mike, he wanted to kill you.
00:21:07But he didn't.
00:21:09You never asked me why Zach wanted to shoot you.
00:21:11Aren't you curious?
00:21:13Does it matter?
00:21:13Zach said you kidnapped his father so you could kill him.
00:21:17I didn't kill Paul Young.
00:21:18I didn't think you did.
00:21:20Now tell me why Zach does.
00:21:28I found some evidence that suggested that Paul murdered Deirdre.
00:21:3216 years ago, Deirdre had a baby.
00:21:35And Paul and Mary Alice Young kidnapped him and raised him as their own.
00:21:39Deirdre tracked him down here to Wisteria Lane and demanded her baby back.
00:21:42So Paul killed her?
00:21:43Actually, it was Mary Alice.
00:21:45Actually, it was Mary Alice.
00:21:48Oh, my God.
00:21:50Mike?
00:21:52I answered your phone.
00:21:54It's the police.
00:21:56Yeah, Delfino.
00:21:58You did.
00:22:00Okay, I can be there in 20 minutes.
00:22:06Zach's dead.
00:22:07You want me to come identify the body?
00:22:25Thanks for coming down.
00:22:27Since the kid's father is missing, we didn't know who else to call.
00:22:33So, you folks ready?
00:22:37That's not Zach.
00:22:52You're sure?
00:22:53He had a gun in my face for six hours.
00:22:55I know what he looks like.
00:23:07Can you give us a minute?
00:23:15Sure.
00:23:26Zach is your son, isn't he?
00:23:29Yeah.
00:23:30I'm pretty sure.
00:23:31How long have you known?
00:23:36Paul Young told me.
00:23:40Deirdre got pregnant before I went to jail, and, um, he told me she had an abortion.
00:23:47Guess she lied.
00:23:49I see.
00:23:50When I took Paul out to the desert, and I was so angry, I just wanted to hurt him.
00:24:00The way they hurt Deirdre.
00:24:04Then when he told me that he and Mary Alice had taken care of Deirdre's baby, my baby,
00:24:09that rage just went away.
00:24:18Get me from doing something really stupid.
00:24:24Wow.
00:24:28I'm going to take your cab home, okay?
00:24:30Okay.
00:24:30Mom, Grandma's leaving.
00:24:41All right?
00:24:41You have to talk to her.
00:24:42No, I don't.
00:24:42Have you heard the things that she said to me?
00:24:44Look, I'm sure she was a real bitch, okay?
00:24:46But she's family, so that makes her our bitch.
00:24:50Let her say goodbye to Dad.
00:24:52She went out of her way to be cruel to me.
00:24:55I don't want her at the funeral.
00:24:56Mom, if you don't let Grandma come, I will never forgive you.
00:24:59Did I ask for your help?
00:25:04You know Dad would warn her there.
00:25:17It's true, Rex and I did not have the perfect marriage.
00:25:20But for 18 years, I tried my very best.
00:25:24And for that, I am entitled to your respect.
00:25:29Of course you are.
00:25:31Of course I respect you.
00:25:34Well, then why did you say those things to me?
00:25:38I guess I thought it would be easier to be angry at you than to be angry with Rex.
00:25:43I mean, what was he thinking?
00:25:48Leaving me?
00:25:53I do want you to come to the funeral.
00:25:56Oh.
00:25:58You don't know what that means to me, Rie.
00:26:07Someone should get my luggage.
00:26:08Okay.
00:26:14Let's get out of here.
00:26:15Tom?
00:26:16Yeah?
00:26:16Huh?
00:26:19What's the matter?
00:26:21On my back, I threw it out.
00:26:22I was holding Parker upside down.
00:26:25Okay.
00:26:26Come on.
00:26:27Give me your feet.
00:26:30How's that?
00:26:30Is that better?
00:26:33Can you push the interview?
00:26:34Because I don't think I'm going to be able to take care of Penny like this.
00:26:37Don't do this to me.
00:26:38I don't have time to make a phone call.
00:26:39And I promised that woman I would not let the kids interfere with this job.
00:26:42But that was a stupid promise.
00:26:45Remember that time when you were away in Tucson and I had 104 fever,
00:26:48but I still managed to take the kids trick-or-treating?
00:26:51I don't think that's helping.
00:26:55Tom, being a mom is like being an ER doctor.
00:26:58There are no days off.
00:27:00So, get up.
00:27:01Get up.
00:27:06Jeez, are you crying?
00:27:09Just a little.
00:27:11I'll be fine.
00:27:11Just go.
00:27:12Just go.
00:27:13Oh, for God's sake.
00:27:21Give him hell, honey.
00:27:23You.
00:27:24Oh.
00:27:30Hi, Mrs. Scavo.
00:27:37You can wait inside.
00:27:38They'll be right in.
00:27:39Great.
00:27:40Listen.
00:27:40Uh.
00:27:41Stu.
00:27:42Stu.
00:27:42You look like a bright, uh, responsible young man,
00:27:45and I bet you just love kids.
00:27:46Am I bright?
00:27:47Ed Ferrara, Lynette Scavo.
00:28:00Thanks so much for having me in.
00:28:01Nice to meet you.
00:28:02Please, sit.
00:28:06We're gonna have to make this quick.
00:28:08I gotta leave in five to catch a plane.
00:28:11I got Celtic tickets on the floor.
00:28:15It was a great resume.
00:28:16I see you worked with the Donahues.
00:28:20I snaked the Oslo candy camp from them last year.
00:28:24So, you've done a lot of copy work?
00:28:26I have.
00:28:27But when I moved over to Sen and Simmons,
00:28:29um, I got to do a broader range of campaigns.
00:28:33Um, T, uh, V, and, uh, radio, uh, billboards.
00:28:49Could you excuse me for a minute?
00:28:51Please.
00:28:51What's going on?
00:28:54I have no idea.
00:28:55Oh, Christ.
00:28:56I'm an idiot.
00:28:57You're an idiot.
00:28:58You're an idiot.
00:28:59You're an idiot.
00:28:59You're an idiot.
00:29:00You're an idiot.
00:29:00You're an idiot.
00:29:00You're an idiot.
00:29:00You're an idiot.
00:29:01Hi.
00:29:03Guys, I'd like you to meet Penny.
00:29:04She gives me all my best ideas.
00:29:06You brought your baby to the interview.
00:29:08It won't be an ongoing thing.
00:29:09You bet it won't.
00:29:10I mean, it's fine.
00:29:11Any chance we'd get the little lady to be quiet?
00:29:13Not until I change her diaper.
00:29:14Could you just give me two minutes?
00:29:16Sorry.
00:29:17Blank.
00:29:17Well, then watch me multitask.
00:29:23Here's how I see it.
00:29:25You guys run a really good shop, but if you want your agency to go to the next level, you
00:29:29have to focus on two things.
00:29:31First, you've got to win some awards.
00:29:33Do some PSAs, pro bono stuff, whatever it takes, because whether they admit it or not,
00:29:39clients care about what's in your trophy case.
00:29:41Two, your website.
00:29:43It's the first thing a client's going to look at, and it's hard to navigate.
00:29:46There's no site map.
00:29:48It just wasn't built for people who grew up without computers.
00:29:51There.
00:29:52And third.
00:29:54I don't have a third.
00:29:55Yeah.
00:29:56So that's it.
00:30:00Okay.
00:30:01You're in.
00:30:02Seriously?
00:30:03Yeah.
00:30:05Take the office across the hall.
00:30:06I gotta run.
00:30:10Well, all right.
00:30:11Okay, obviously, I'm going to clean that up.
00:30:19Here it is in black and white.
00:30:21It's your kid.
00:30:30What?
00:30:30Why aren't you smiling?
00:30:31It's not enough.
00:30:33What, do you want a Father's Day card?
00:30:34You knew the one thing that I demanded was fidelity, and you still went out and screwed
00:30:38around behind my back.
00:30:38And you knew the one thing I didn't want was a child, and you still tricked me into getting
00:30:41pregnant.
00:30:42It's not the same thing.
00:30:43Damn straight.
00:30:43What you did was worse.
00:30:48We're not very nice people, are we?
00:30:50No, we're not.
00:30:53Ah, when we got married, I thought we were going to be so happy.
00:30:56Me too.
00:31:01Look on the bright side, at least we're still rich.
00:31:03Thank God for that.
00:31:15So, it occurred to me that I was really rude at the morgue.
00:31:25When you told me about Zach, I was so busy freaking out, I never actually congratulated
00:31:30you.
00:31:31Congratulated me?
00:31:32I know how much you've always wanted a child, and now you have one.
00:31:37Thanks.
00:31:38Obviously, it was quite a shock.
00:31:42But it's the good news, any way you slice it.
00:31:47What's wrong?
00:31:49So, naturally, you'll be wanting to have a relationship with him, and that takes time.
00:31:55A lot of time.
00:31:56Susan.
00:31:56And out of all the mixed up teenagers in the world, Zach is just the one kid that I can't
00:32:04be around.
00:32:05I can't have Julie around him.
00:32:07So, um, what I'm trying to say is...
00:32:11We can't move in together.
00:32:14But I am so happy for you.
00:32:17Really, you have a child, and that is good for you.
00:32:20Isn't there any way?
00:32:20No.
00:32:21No, I'm so sorry.
00:32:24I'll, I'll, um, go see you around.
00:32:28We can choose a mother.
00:32:30Bye.
00:32:32We'll see you now.
00:32:37Bye.
00:32:38Bye.
00:32:39Bye.
00:32:45Bye.
00:32:50Bye.
00:32:50Bye.
00:32:51Bye.
00:32:52Bye.
00:32:53Bye.
00:32:53Bye.
00:32:54Bye.
00:32:54Bye.
00:32:55Bye.
00:32:56Bye.
00:34:27Do not close that coffin.
00:34:35Give me your time.
00:34:52Give me your time.
00:34:58Give it to her.
00:35:00Give it to her.
00:35:02Give it to her.
00:35:10Give it to her.
00:35:12Give it to her.
00:35:20Give it to her.
00:35:22Give it to her.
00:35:30Give it to her.
00:35:32Give it to her.
00:35:40You look...
00:35:42Magnificent.
00:35:52You look...
00:35:54Magnificent.
00:35:56Magnificent.
00:35:58Magnificent.
00:36:02Magnificent.
00:36:10Magnificent.
00:36:12Magnificent.
00:36:14Magnificent.
00:36:15Magnificent.
00:36:16Magnificent.
00:36:18Magnificent.
00:36:20Magnificent.
00:36:22Magnificent.
00:36:24Magnificent.
00:36:26So it looks like Mary Alice killed Zach's birth mother in order to keep her from taking Zach away.
00:36:32Oh my god.
00:36:34I mean I knew Mary Alice had killed herself over something big but wow.
00:36:40Can you imagine living with that guilt?
00:36:44Isn't it bizarre that Paul and Mary Alice had the secret all these years and we didn't even know about it?
00:36:49Well, not really.
00:36:51I mean what do we actually know about our neighbors?
00:36:54We can tell if they keep their lawns nice or they take their trash cans in.
00:36:58But when they do those things we stop asking questions cause people are good neighbors.
00:37:03We don't really care what happens behind closed doors.
00:37:09It had been one year since my suicide.
00:37:12Makes you wonder doesn't it?
00:37:14And a lot had changed on Wisteria Lane.
00:37:17There were new flowers.
00:37:19New houses.
00:37:21And new neighbors.
00:37:23The kind anyone would want.
00:37:25Living right next door.
00:37:33Is that another hymn?
00:37:34I know.
00:37:35It's silly.
00:37:36Playing those songs today at the funeral just got me in the mood.
00:37:40This is your grandmother's favorite.
00:37:43Did you remember butter?
00:37:44I make up this tray every night.
00:37:46Of course you do.
00:37:47I'm sorry.
00:37:50Oh look.
00:37:51You added a flower.
00:37:54That would be nice.
00:37:58How did I get so lucky to have a child like you?
00:38:01You really do try to think of others.
00:38:03That flower.
00:38:04It's a small act of kindness you thought no one would notice.
00:38:07And yet you did it anyway.
00:38:08It says a lot about how you were raised.
00:38:12Well I guess you did your job.
00:38:14I guess so.
00:38:15I'll get the tray.
00:38:24You take the gun.
00:38:45It really is a lovely gesture.
00:38:46It really is a lovely gesture.
00:39:02Previously on Desperate Housewives.
00:39:03Why on earth would you let them finger paint before breakfast?
00:39:04Why on earth would you let them finger paint before breakfast?
00:39:05It really is a lovely gesture.
00:39:28Previously on Desperate Housewives...
00:39:29How on earth would you let them finger paint before breakfast?
00:39:32It's my job to clean that up now, so it's my call.
00:39:35Some households reversed roles.
00:39:37Let's give this another shot.
00:39:38Some old flames...
00:39:39You want me back?
00:39:40Yeah.
00:39:41...were put out.
00:39:42It has to be something you're ingesting.
00:39:44Who prepares your meals?
00:39:46I understand you've been having some marital problems.
00:39:49And while some learned to forgive...
00:39:51Deirdre got pregnant before I went to jail.
00:39:54Zack is your son, isn't he?
00:39:56Yeah.
00:39:57Wow.
00:39:57Others could not bring themselves to forget their past.
00:40:05The remarkable thing about Danny Farrell was that he had only been a paper boy for six months.
00:40:16And in that time, he had become the enemy of every woman on Wisteria Lane.
00:40:21If there was a puddle on someone's property...
00:40:23He found it.
00:40:27If a new rosebush had just been planted...
00:40:30He destroyed it.
00:40:33If a cat was enjoying a moment in the sun...
00:40:37Meow.
00:40:38He ended it.
00:40:40People wondered if Danny would ever change.
00:40:47They should have talked to Susan Meyer.
00:40:50She could have told them.
00:40:53Obnoxious boys tend to become...
00:40:56Obnoxious men.
00:40:58Just like the one...
00:41:01She had been married to.
00:41:03Hey!
00:41:07Carl, I see you.
00:41:09Just stop right there.
00:41:11Hey, Susie Q.
00:41:13What are you doing?
00:41:14I'm just getting the paper.
00:41:15That's Edie's paper.
00:41:16And this is Edie's house.
00:41:18Do we have to do this now?
00:41:19I haven't had my coffee yet.
00:41:21Did you spend the night with Edie?
00:41:25Oh, my God.
00:41:27Susie, just calm down.
00:41:28You are forbidden from ever seeing her again.
00:41:30Do you hear me?
00:41:31Forbidden.
00:41:31We're divorced.
00:41:34You can't tell me who I can dave.
00:41:36I live on this street.
00:41:37Your daughter lives on this street.
00:41:39I will not have you flaunting your sexcapades in front of us.
00:41:42Sexcapades?
00:41:43Forbidden.
00:41:44I would love to continue this, but it's time for breakfast.
00:41:48And Edie is making me a frittata.
00:41:50Oh.
00:41:51Well, I just bet she is.
00:41:53Mrs. Meyer, I gotta talk to you.
00:42:02Now's not a good time, Danny.
00:42:03You're a month behind in your payments.
00:42:05I'll take care of it.
00:42:06I promise.
00:42:07My dad says if you read something and you don't pay for it, that's the same as stealing.
00:42:10Hi, Iva.
00:42:11Can we talk about this later?
00:42:12I just found out my ex is dating my neighbor, and I'm really ticked off.
00:42:16Save it.
00:42:17I provide you a service, and I deserve to be paid for that service.
00:42:21Yes.
00:42:21The women of Wisteria Lane believe Danny Farrell to be the enemy.
00:42:25Deadbeat!
00:42:26They also believed the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
00:42:37Deadbeat!
00:42:38Deadbeat!
00:42:39Deadbeat!
00:42:40Deadbeat!
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00:42:54Deadbeat!
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00:43:06Deadbeat!
00:43:07Beautiful lawns, spacious homes, happy families.
00:43:25These are the hallmarks of suburbia.
00:43:29But if you look beneath the veneer of gracious living,
00:43:32you will see a battle raging.
00:43:35A battle for control.
00:43:37You see the combatants everywhere, engaged in their routine skirmishes.
00:43:42Fighting fiercely to have dominion over the world around them.
00:43:47All the while knowing it's a battle they will lose.
00:43:51Oh, hey, honey, just stick that anywhere. I'll take care of it.
00:43:55Wow. It's really piling up.
00:43:58Don't worry. I have a system.
00:44:01Really?
00:44:03Yeah. Every two days, I clean.
00:44:06Two days?
00:44:07Yeah, I let the mess accumulate for two days and then I clean until it's sparkling and then the cycle starts all over again.
00:44:14And why have I never seen the sparkling part?
00:44:18Because by the time you get home from work, the boys have messed everything up again.
00:44:22See, that's what I would call a flaw in the system.
00:44:25What are you doing?
00:44:27I think I'm asking you to clean the house.
00:44:29Really? Because it sounds to me like you're criticizing me.
00:44:31No. No. No, no, no, no. No.
00:44:39I'm not saying it has to be sparkling.
00:44:41How many times did I come home to a mess and I never said a word?
00:44:43Please, don't take this in the wrong way.
00:44:45I think you are doing a terrific job.
00:44:48But let's be clear. When you came home, it was to clutter.
00:44:52I mean, come on. This is...
00:44:54More than that.
00:45:04Look at him. Just chatting away.
00:45:06So inconsiderate.
00:45:08Phyllis, we've only been waiting here for two minutes.
00:45:11I told you when we left the house that I needed to eat.
00:45:14I have low blood sugar.
00:45:16Do you want to see me keel over?
00:45:17No. In theory.
00:45:22By the way, Mrs. van der Kamp, I heard about your husband's passing.
00:45:29I'm so sorry.
00:45:30Dr. van der Kamp was one of my favorite customers, truly.
00:45:33That's very sweet of you. Thank you.
00:45:35I'm not just being polite, Mrs. van der Kamp.
00:45:37How are you feeling?
00:45:39Well, Mr. Pejman...
00:45:40We are holding up as best we can under the circumstances.
00:45:44I'm sorry. This is Rex's mother, Phyllis.
00:45:49I'm so sorry about your son.
00:45:52You know the hardest thing is to lose a child.
00:45:55I can't even imagine.
00:45:57Come on, Phyllis. Let's get you something to eat.
00:45:58We had no warning.
00:46:00I was doing dishes when I got the call.
00:46:04Really?
00:46:04Phyllis, there are people waiting, so...
00:46:07Excuse me. I'm so sorry, but my son just passed away.
00:46:13Oh, I'm so sorry. Thank you.
00:46:16I mean, I was telling Mr. Pashmuti here.
00:46:19My life is... is over.
00:46:23My life is over!
00:46:28This is ridiculous. You know that?
00:46:30Pen.
00:46:31Do you think I have better things to do than to bring you checks every day?
00:46:35Checks that I could be signing at home?
00:46:37This one's dry.
00:46:39You know, taking away my access to our account, that's just vindictive.
00:46:44Do you know how long it takes me to schlep out here to this hellhole?
00:46:46Exactly. It's the only way I can guarantee you'll come and visit me.
00:46:49That's ridiculous. You're my husband. I love you.
00:46:52Obviously, I would come visit.
00:46:53I thought it was obvious that when you loved someone, you wouldn't have an affair.
00:46:56I was wrong, wasn't I?
00:46:58I'm getting really tired of this song, Carlos.
00:47:01Isn't it about time you forgave me?
00:47:03You want my forgiveness, you got it.
00:47:05My trust? That you're gonna have to earn.
00:47:08Be careful, Carlos.
00:47:09Up until now, I've been really lonely in that big bed of ours.
00:47:12When you're rude to me, it makes me want to be not so lonely.
00:47:15Comments like that are exactly why you'll never again have access to my money.
00:47:18Why are all rich men jerks?
00:47:20Same reason all beautiful women are bitches.
00:47:26So, same time tomorrow?
00:47:28Sure, baby.
00:47:34What do you mean you know?
00:47:36I mean I know.
00:47:37What are you saying?
00:47:39That your father actually told you he was gonna be having a one-night stand with Edie Britt?
00:47:43Mom, this wasn't a one-night stand.
00:47:44He's been going out with Mrs. Britt for a few months now.
00:47:47What?
00:47:48How could you not tell me that?
00:47:50We share everything.
00:47:51That's what we're known for.
00:47:52That's our thing.
00:47:53Because I knew you'd wig out.
00:47:55Besides, haven't you always told me to respect people's privacy?
00:47:57Oh, I've never applied that concept to your father's sex life and you know it.
00:48:01Are you done?
00:48:02No.
00:48:03I have not even begun ripping into Edie Britt yet.
00:48:06Oh, that peroxide vulture.
00:48:09I just know as sure as I am standing here that she went after your father just to tick me off.
00:48:14Wrong again.
00:48:15What?
00:48:16He asked her out.
00:48:17You lie.
00:48:18It's true.
00:48:19He called her for a date six months ago.
00:48:21The day after my birthday party.
00:48:22The one at the piano bar?
00:48:25Yeah.
00:48:28What is it?
00:48:29Oh, um, your father just came over that day and told me some stuff.
00:48:36You know, some stuff that I haven't and can't tell you.
00:48:40Wait, whatever happened to you, we share everything.
00:48:42Isn't that our thing?
00:48:43What we're known for?
00:48:44Um, actually I think what we're known for is sharing clothes.
00:48:49Yeah.
00:48:50I think that's our thing.
00:48:51Why does he keep doing that?
00:49:12He knows it's annoying.
00:49:14He's just trying to get to us.
00:49:17Yeah, well, it's working.
00:49:17Knock it off down there.
00:49:26Do you hear what I'm saying?
00:49:28Matthew.
00:49:29Matthew.
00:49:32Sit down.
00:49:41You know we don't talk to him.
00:49:43That's part of his punishment.
00:49:45How come you just sit here, hour after hour, and listen to that?
00:49:52Well, that's part of mine.
00:50:08Carlos, what is this big emergency?
00:50:10I had to cancel my hair appointment with Eduardo today.
00:50:12Hey, what is it?
00:50:18I'm completely freaked out.
00:50:20Why?
00:50:22There's this guy.
00:50:24His name's Richie.
00:50:25And he's been saying some stuff to me.
00:50:28And I'm getting worried.
00:50:30Lana, you and your macho bride.
00:50:32Just tell him you're flattered, but you don't swing that way.
00:50:34He's not hitting on me, you idiot.
00:50:37He's threatening me.
00:50:38Really?
00:50:39How?
00:50:41He said he's going to beat me up unless I come up with some money.
00:50:44How much money?
00:50:46$7,000.
00:50:47$7,000?
00:50:48He puts his voice down.
00:50:49Why would he think you have that kind of money?
00:50:51Because yesterday, in a visiting room filled with criminals, my wife referred to me as a rich man.
00:50:57Oh, right.
00:50:59Sorry.
00:51:00That's why I needed you to bring the checkbook.
00:51:02He's actually willing to take a check.
00:51:05No.
00:51:06You're going to take the money to his girlfriend, and if she doesn't get it by tomorrow, I'm screwed.
00:51:11Honey, I think this is a mistake.
00:51:13If we give in to extortion, the guy's just going to keep coming back for more money.
00:51:17What choice do I have?
00:51:18You're a strong guy.
00:51:20You went to college on an athletic scholarship, for God's sakes.
00:51:23Yeah, it was for golf.
00:51:26Oh.
00:51:33You have all my pants.
00:51:36Yeah, I know.
00:51:37Come on in.
00:51:39I, uh, thought when I took my stuff back to my house, I got everything.
00:51:44It's fine.
00:51:44They're in the garage.
00:51:49So, how have you been doing?
00:51:51Good.
00:51:52Um, uh, good.
00:51:54I got a question for you.
00:51:59Sure, what is it?
00:52:00Where are we now?
00:52:01Where are we?
00:52:02Yeah.
00:52:03We're not moving in together, and we're not broken up.
00:52:07So, where are we?
00:52:11I don't know.
00:52:12Since the guy who held me hostage turned out to be your son, logic dictates that I should
00:52:21hang him on.
00:52:23The problem is, I'm crazy about you.
00:52:28So?
00:52:29So I'm thinking we should keep it casual.
00:52:32Casual?
00:52:33Uh, well, I don't think there's anything wrong with us seeing a movie once in a while.
00:52:46Movie?
00:52:48Okay.
00:52:48Is that it?
00:52:53Jogging?
00:52:54There's no law against jogging.
00:52:55Anything else?
00:53:00Shopping.
00:53:01That's casual.
00:53:02That's fun.
00:53:04Anything else we can do?
00:53:06Anything at all?
00:53:10Mmm, brunch.
00:53:11Brunch would be nice.
00:53:19Sounds good to me.
00:53:20Okay.
00:53:20Okay.
00:53:25All I can do is take it one day at a time.
00:53:33Yes.
00:53:35Oh, okay.
00:53:37Well, thanks so much for calling.
00:53:43Who's that?
00:53:45Oh, someone named Alan Handley.
00:53:48My electrician?
00:53:50Why were you on the phone sobbing to my electrician?
00:53:53Oh, he called to offer you his condolences.
00:53:56Then why didn't you put me on?
00:53:58Oh, well, we got to talking, and then he had to go.
00:54:02He had some very beautiful things to say about Rex.
00:54:08For God's sakes, Phyllis, don't you ever worry about dehydration?
00:54:11Are you saying that I am too emotional?
00:54:14I'm saying that even Italians take a break now and again.
00:54:17My son is dead.
00:54:20I'm grieving.
00:54:21So am I.
00:54:23But no one would ever know it with your incessant caterwauling.
00:54:26Bree!
00:54:27People want to know how I'm doing, but the minute they ask you, you jump into the spotlight
00:54:31and they forget all about me.
00:54:34I need consoling too, Phyllis.
00:54:36Have you ever thought of that?
00:54:38I'm sorry.
00:54:41It won't happen again.
00:54:44Of course, if you didn't constantly suppress your emotions, people wouldn't forget to console
00:54:49you.
00:54:51Excuse me?
00:54:52What's true?
00:54:53You're stoic to the point of being cold.
00:54:55I am not cold.
00:54:56I just, well, I don't like public displays of emotion.
00:54:59Well, that's fine.
00:55:00But people wonder why they haven't seen you cry.
00:55:05I mean, some people actually wonder if you truly mourn Rex.
00:55:12People have said that?
00:55:14A few.
00:55:14Yes.
00:55:15Yes.
00:55:15Excuse me, I'm looking for Rita Rivera.
00:55:34Hi, are you Rita?
00:55:37Yeah, who are you?
00:55:38I'm Gabrielle Solis.
00:55:41Our husbands are our roommates at the prison.
00:55:45Richie and I aren't married.
00:55:47Oh, I see.
00:55:48Well, your boyfriend asked my husband to give this to you.
00:55:53It's a sort of favor.
00:55:57It's all there.
00:55:58$7,000.
00:55:59Son of a bitch!
00:56:07Oh, don't even think about it.
00:56:11Um, hello?
00:56:13Is there a problem?
00:56:15Lady, let me ask you a question.
00:56:19Okay.
00:56:20This might seem kind of weird, but what do you think of my breasts?
00:56:24Excuse me?
00:56:25I mean, how do they look to you?
00:56:28They're nice.
00:56:32I like them too.
00:56:35You're right, that was weird.
00:56:36You have no idea what this money is for, do you?
00:56:42Uh, no.
00:56:43No.
00:56:43You seem to have everything you need.
00:56:47Richie wants me to get a boob job.
00:56:48He wants them bigger.
00:56:50He's obsessed with huge breasts.
00:56:52So are you going to do it?
00:57:00I told him if he came up with the cash, I would.
00:57:02I just never thought the moron would actually come up with it.
00:57:03Not that it's any of my business, but it's your body.
00:57:11I wouldn't change anything unless I really wanted to.
00:57:14But if I don't do it, he'll leave me.
00:57:16Honey, he's in jail.
00:57:17How far is he going to go?
00:57:19Maybe it's time you stood up for yourself.
00:57:21Tell him you don't need the surgery.
00:57:24It's worth a shot.
00:57:26There you go.
00:57:26I'm so proud of you.
00:57:38When Lynette went back to work, she was aware her new job would be demanding.
00:57:43What she hadn't anticipated was the night shift.
00:57:56Hey, I thought I heard you come in about an hour ago.
00:58:02I did.
00:58:03I had to load the dishwasher.
00:58:05Oh, you didn't have to do that.
00:58:07Yeah, I sort of did.
00:58:10I'm sorry.
00:58:11I've just fallen blind at my house where I could just...
00:58:13I just had so many errands to run today.
00:58:16But I'll make up for it tomorrow, okay?
00:58:18I promise.
00:58:19That's the beauty of my system.
00:58:21It's flexible.
00:58:23You know, for the sake of our marriage, please don't mention the system again.
00:58:27I say I'm sorry.
00:58:28What in the world?
00:58:29No, no, don't touch it.
00:58:30Don't touch it.
00:58:31Penny had a little spitty up here on the sheets.
00:58:33You didn't change them?
00:58:34The towel is very clean.
00:58:36Oh, that's disgusting.
00:58:37It's just a little spittable, a little milky spittable on the sheets.
00:58:39Please, I made a judgment call.
00:58:41Please respect that.
00:58:42No, I can't respect that.
00:58:43And do you know why?
00:58:44It's stupid.
00:58:45I'm going to get new sheets.
00:58:47We are not changing the sheets.
00:58:50Why are you yelling at me?
00:58:52I am not yelling at you, and this is not about spit up.
00:58:54Of course it is.
00:58:55No, it isn't.
00:58:55It's about control.
00:58:56And as you and I both know, you have some issues in this area.
00:58:59Why are you fighting so hard to sleep on baby vomit?
00:59:02I'm fighting for a principle.
00:59:04Being too lazy to change the sheets is not a principle.
00:59:07You know what?
00:59:08You're not going to win this one.
00:59:09So you better just crawl back into bed, or let's go to sleep.
00:59:14Come on.
00:59:23No.
00:59:24Come on.
00:59:24No.
00:59:25Come on.
00:59:26Come on.
00:59:26Come on.
00:59:27Come on.
00:59:28Come on.
00:59:29No, you come on.
00:59:30Just get off.
00:59:31Get off.
00:59:32That's it.
00:59:32Fine.
00:59:33Fine.
00:59:34Fine.
00:59:34Fine.
00:59:35Fine.
00:59:35Fine.
00:59:3515-06%
00:59:50Normally, Lynette would have spent a sleepless night telling herself she didn't have control
00:59:57issues.
00:59:59But she couldn't.
01:00:04She was too busy figuring out how to bend Tom to her will.
01:00:11Hello?
01:00:16Hi.
01:00:23Welcome to the Promised Land.
01:00:26Go on.
01:00:28There.
01:00:30Good job!
01:00:41Betty? Betty?
01:00:43Betty, can I ask you a question?
01:00:47Of course.
01:00:48It's Susan, right?
01:00:49Yes.
01:00:50Hi.
01:00:51I was just wondering, are you having some remodeling done on your house or something?
01:00:54No.
01:00:55Why?
01:00:56Well, I work at home, so I'm home a lot working.
01:01:02And I just keep hearing these noises lately.
01:01:05It's hard to concentrate.
01:01:07Well, I haven't noticed anything.
01:01:09Really?
01:01:10Well, it sounds like it's coming from your house.
01:01:13You know, it's like a clanging, clanging.
01:01:15There.
01:01:16There.
01:01:17That was it.
01:01:18Did you hear it?
01:01:19Yes.
01:01:21Matthew's very handy.
01:01:23He's always doing projects around the house.
01:01:25I guess I just don't notice the noise anymore.
01:01:27Even at two o'clock in the morning?
01:01:29Because that's kind of hard to miss.
01:01:31I'm so sorry.
01:01:33Matthew is something of an insomniac, Susan.
01:01:35But I will talk to him, and we'll put a stop to it.
01:01:39Good afternoon, Mrs. Mark.
01:01:41Hi, Matthew.
01:01:46Well, it was nice chatting with you, Susan.
01:01:50This is my third phone call, Mr. Flannery, and if someone doesn't call me back soon, I'm going to be irritated.
01:02:01Is everything all right?
01:02:03That darn insurance company is dragging its heels on paying Rex's policy, and I don't understand why.
01:02:07Well, he died unexpectedly, and that brings up a lot of questions.
01:02:13It's probably easier when people are just diseased.
01:02:19Probably.
01:02:21Hi.
01:02:22Hi.
01:02:23Oh, hi, Lynette.
01:02:24I'm sorry.
01:02:25Am I interrupting?
01:02:26No, no, not at all.
01:02:27I saw you walk in, and I've been meaning to call since the service, but work's been so crazy, so...
01:02:32How are you doing?
01:02:34Um, I'm all right.
01:02:40Well, you look amazing.
01:02:43Do I?
01:02:44Absolutely.
01:02:45Oh.
01:02:46Well, I can't imagine what you're going through.
01:02:56Phyllis?
01:02:58You're going to have to stop that.
01:03:00I can't help it.
01:03:02When people talk about Rex, I just get emotional.
01:03:07Well, I'm very sorry for your loss, too, Phyllis.
01:03:11He was my firstborn.
01:03:13I don't know what I will do without him.
01:03:16Oh.
01:03:17I'm so sorry.
01:03:19Oh.
01:03:20Oh.
01:03:21Oh.
01:03:22Oh.
01:03:23Oh.
01:03:24Is she going to be okay?
01:03:25Oh.
01:03:26Oh.
01:03:27Oh.
01:03:28Oh.
01:03:29There we go.
01:03:30Feel better?
01:03:31Lynette, you were saying?
01:03:44I forgot.
01:03:45That's all right.
01:03:46It was really sweet of you to stop by.
01:03:49Okay.
01:03:50So, uh, are we ready to order, or do you need a little more time?
01:04:02Well, I've been in the insurance industry for 15 years.
01:04:05I've never received a phone call like this.
01:04:07I'm having second thoughts about Rex's death.
01:04:10I've known Rex and Bree for nearly 20 years, and I've never had any reason to suspect they
01:04:17were anything but a happy, loving couple.
01:04:20Which is why this seemed so strange.
01:04:26I found it in Rex's room after he coded.
01:04:29I forgive you.
01:04:47George, what are you doing here?
01:05:04I'm here to kidnap you.
01:05:06What?
01:05:07Get your purse.
01:05:09I'm going to take you bowling.
01:05:12I, I, I don't know how to bowl.
01:05:15You ordered the movies, or for a frozen yogurt, whatever you want.
01:05:19Um, thank you, but I just couldn't.
01:05:22Now, Bree, I'm sure you haven't gone anywhere in weeks.
01:05:24You gotta get out, do things, it'll help, trust me.
01:05:27I do, I'm just, I'm just not ready yet.
01:05:31But it was very sweet of you to think of me.
01:05:33Well, you know, I tried.
01:05:36And I appreciate that.
01:05:38It's alright.
01:05:40Let it out.
01:05:45You want me to die in here, don't you?
01:05:47Carlos, what happened?
01:05:48What do you mean, what happened?
01:05:49You talked Rita out of taking the money.
01:05:50Is that what Richie said?
01:05:51Yeah.
01:05:52The subject came up in between kidney punches.
01:05:53Well, it's not my fault.
01:05:54She didn't want the money.
01:05:55Why wouldn't she want $7,000?
01:05:56Because it's for a boob job.
01:05:57It's not my fault.
01:05:58It's not my fault.
01:05:59She didn't want the money.
01:06:00Why wouldn't she want $7,000?
01:06:01Because it's for a boob job.
01:06:02So?
01:06:03So, her boobs are fine.
01:06:04And honestly, what he's doing to her self-esteem is just cruel.
01:06:07I feel sorry for her.
01:06:08Please, you don't care about her self-esteem any more than I do.
01:06:10You just didn't want to give up all that money.
01:06:12Well, I do think it's fine.
01:06:13It's fine.
01:06:14It's fine.
01:06:15It's fine.
01:06:16It's fine.
01:06:17It's fine.
01:06:18It's fine.
01:06:19It's fine.
01:06:20It's fine.
01:06:21It's fine.
01:06:22It's fine.
01:06:23It's fine.
01:06:24It's fine.
01:06:25It's fine.
01:06:26It's fine.
01:06:27It's fine.
01:06:28It's fine.
01:06:29It's fine.
01:06:30Well, I do think it's silly to give someone $7,000 if they don't want it.
01:06:33Listen to me.
01:06:35You're going to go back there.
01:06:37You're going to put that money in Rita's hands.
01:06:39And you're going to convince her that life is not worth living unless she has jugs the size of Texas.
01:06:44Do I make myself clear?
01:06:46I just realized Rita and I have a lot in common.
01:06:51Please don't tell me you have low self-esteem.
01:06:54Because if I laugh now, I'm going to crack the one good rib that I have left.
01:06:58We're both controlled by our husbands, which is idiotic because they're both behind bars.
01:07:02We should have all the power.
01:07:03I am not trying to control you.
01:07:04I just don't want to end up in the morgue.
01:07:06This isn't about that.
01:07:07Gabrielle, the morphine's wearing off.
01:07:09I really don't have time for these games.
01:07:11Me either, Carlos.
01:07:12And if you expect me to go back and sweet talk her into getting the operation, I can't show up empty handed.
01:07:18Fine.
01:07:19Bring me the checkbook.
01:07:20I'll make out a check for some cash.
01:07:22See, I was thinking I'd be writing the checks.
01:07:29Gabrielle.
01:07:30Careful, Carlos.
01:07:31You're not in a position to argue.
01:07:40Woohoo!
01:07:41Susan!
01:07:42Hey, Edie.
01:07:43So, uh, whee!
01:07:46How much do you hate me?
01:07:48What?
01:07:49Oh, Carl said that you know all about our dirty little secret.
01:07:52Yeah.
01:07:53Yes, I do.
01:07:54Well, I feel awful.
01:07:55I should have told you that I was doing your ex.
01:07:57Well, it would have been the classy thing to do.
01:08:00Well, etiquette is a lost heart for a lot of people.
01:08:02Oh, you've got to believe me.
01:08:03I never, ever thought anything would happen with us.
01:08:06But, on our first date, Carl took me to a Mexican restaurant.
01:08:10You know what I get like when I drink tequila.
01:08:12A couple of shooters and my bra unhooks itself.
01:08:15Circumstances beyond your control.
01:08:16I get it.
01:08:17So, if you'll excuse me.
01:08:19Hey.
01:08:21Hey, hey.
01:08:22I am offering you an opportunity here.
01:08:24And go ahead.
01:08:25Vent.
01:08:26Let me have it.
01:08:27Come on, tell me what a bitch I am.
01:08:29Yeah, for snacking on your leftovers.
01:08:30I deserve it.
01:08:31Come on, bring it on.
01:08:32Honestly, Edie, I don't mind.
01:08:33I...
01:08:34You can skate off into the sunset with Carl.
01:08:36Be my guest.
01:08:39Well, that's good to know.
01:08:40Yeah, I probably shouldn't tell you this, but...
01:08:44While we were in my jacuzzi last night...
01:08:48Carl said it was the best sex he's ever had.
01:08:51Bar none.
01:08:56Actually, I'm glad that you shared that,
01:08:58because here's a tidbit for you.
01:09:00Carl said he's still in love with me.
01:09:01Carl said he's still in love with me.
01:09:03But here's a tidbit for you.
01:09:04Come on, please.
01:09:05Come on, come on.
01:09:06You're so sweet.
01:09:07You're gonna have to wait and see her on the adventure.
01:09:08Come on.
01:09:09Come on.
01:09:10Come on, come on.
01:09:11I'll be in my spending.
01:09:12What are you feeling?
01:09:14Can I rent?
01:09:15What are you I'm talking about?
01:09:16Yeah.
01:09:17Come on, man.
01:09:18Can I rent you?
01:09:19Come on, man.
01:09:20Is that your hand up?
01:09:21Yeah.
01:09:22I'll hold some back.
01:09:24Come on, man.
01:09:25Come on, man.
01:09:26Grab the hand, let's go.
01:09:28That's enough coffee.
01:09:34Edie, what are you doing?
01:09:35You are a lying liar.
01:09:37We're in the middle of the street. Would you get out of here?
01:09:39Carl never said that.
01:09:40Carl asked me to get back together the day after Julie's birthday.
01:09:43I said no, which I'm guessing is the reason for the now-legendary tequila bra-popping incident.
01:09:48Please let go.
01:09:49Oh, no. We're not finished here.
01:09:50Yes, we are. I'm going to go.
01:09:52You don't have the guts.
01:09:54In five seconds, I'm going to punch him.
01:09:55Yeah?
01:09:56I'll key your car.
01:09:58Not if you're sucking my exhaust, you won't.
01:09:59Take back what you said.
01:10:00No, I won't.
01:10:01Admit it. You'd do anything but destroy my happiness.
01:10:04Edie, for God's sake, why would I care if you end up with a man I despise?
01:10:08Because you and Mike are finished.
01:10:09Yeah, words out.
01:10:11And now that you can't be happy, you don't want anyone else to be. Period.
01:10:19Edie, come back here. We're not finished yet.
01:10:22It was an accident, Carl.
01:10:35Edie knows it was an accident, right?
01:10:37She knows you could have killed her.
01:10:39As it is, she's got a shattered tibia.
01:10:41Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
01:10:44I sent roses. Did she get the roses?
01:10:46Yep. She cut herself on the thorns.
01:10:48Oh, my God.
01:10:49Why'd you tell Edie about our little conversation?
01:10:55She was gloating about sleeping with you, and I just wanted to shut her up.
01:11:00Oh.
01:11:02So you were jealous?
01:11:03No.
01:11:04No.
01:11:06It's just we were married.
01:11:08And she's trying to make this tawdry little affair you guys have going on par with that,
01:11:12and it's just, I got mad.
01:11:13Susan, do you remember the morning you saw me with Edie's paper?
01:11:21Well, the night before, I had asked her if she'd like to live together, and she said yes.
01:11:31Susan.
01:11:33Just give me a moment. I'm asking God to kill me.
01:11:35Oh, look. She's fun. She goes with the flow. You know, at this time in my life, I need that.
01:11:47Are you in love with her?
01:11:50Would you care if I were?
01:11:56I want you to be happy. I even sort of want Edie to be happy.
01:12:01But what?
01:12:02I want to be happy first.
01:12:03Mike and I were supposed to move in together, you know?
01:12:08This was supposed to be my time.
01:12:11I heard you and the plumber were having problems.
01:12:15Is it over?
01:12:18I don't know.
01:12:23It's really complicated.
01:12:27So, you never answered my question.
01:12:29Are you in love with her?
01:12:33I don't know.
01:12:37But I can promise you this much.
01:12:39I've never loved another woman the way I loved you.
01:12:43You walked out on me.
01:12:45Yeah.
01:12:45But look how far I got.
01:12:48I'm just up the street.
01:12:49I'm just up the street.
01:12:51Mwah!
01:12:51Mommy, mommy, thank God you're home.
01:13:07Hi, sweet pea.
01:13:09Mwah!
01:13:09Why?
01:13:10What's wrong?
01:13:11Daddy found.
01:13:12A rat.
01:13:13Oh.
01:13:15Titty now.
01:13:18Honey?
01:13:19I'm home.
01:13:27Hey, babe.
01:13:28Hey.
01:13:29Hi.
01:13:29How was your day?
01:13:30It was good.
01:13:31But more importantly, how was yours?
01:13:35Parker told you about the rat, huh?
01:13:37Yep.
01:13:38Oh, my God.
01:13:39It was so disgusting.
01:13:40I came down the steps, and there he was sitting on the counter, eating a leftover grilled cheese sandwich.
01:13:48The sandwiches from yesterday?
01:13:50Okay, yes.
01:13:51The house has been too messy.
01:13:52Obviously, my system has some kinks in it.
01:13:54But check it out.
01:13:55I got my act together.
01:13:56Wow.
01:13:57So, um, I take it you took the rat outside?
01:14:00Oh, no.
01:14:00I smashed it with a shovel.
01:14:01You killed it?
01:14:05Not with the first blow.
01:14:08Huh.
01:14:09Disgusting.
01:14:29Hey.
01:14:29Hey.
01:14:31Little guy, I just wanted to say I'm really sorry about what happened with the shovel.
01:14:40Neither one of us saw that coming.
01:14:43I know it's not much consolation, but you really helped my marriage.
01:14:48That's a lot for a little rat to accomplish in one lifetime.
01:14:52Well, it's getting late, so hats off to you.
01:14:58Yeah.
01:14:58Yeah.
01:14:58Yeah.
01:14:58Yeah.
01:14:58Yeah.
01:14:58Yeah.
01:14:58Yeah.
01:14:58Yeah.
01:14:59Yeah.
01:14:59Yeah.
01:14:59Yeah.
01:15:00Yeah.
01:15:00Yeah.
01:15:01Yeah.
01:15:01Yeah.
01:15:01So, you'd say the abuse started a few years into your marriage?
01:15:09It started so slowly, I didn't realize what was happening.
01:15:15He slapped me over some little problem.
01:15:18But he'd always apologize.
01:15:20Then it got worse.
01:15:21And one day, eight years ago, my son spilled soda on our new carpet, and before I could move
01:15:29to protect him, Virgil had knocked him on the ground and began kicking him.
01:15:34I went to protect my baby, but I didn't get there in time.
01:15:38What happened to your son?
01:15:39I came across one of his baby pictures last week, and that's when the nightmare started again.
01:15:51The last doctor I saw said that I needed to let go of my guilt, and then I would start sleeping
01:15:56again.
01:15:57Of course, it's easier said than done.
01:15:58Of course, it's easier said than done.
01:16:01And I am getting so tired.
01:16:03I'm going to start you on nitrazapam.
01:16:08That should do the trick.
01:16:14I certainly hope your husband was punished for what he did.
01:16:17Yeah.
01:16:18That was retribution.
01:16:20I made sure of that.
01:16:37Where are you off to?
01:16:38I'm going to see Rex's lawyer.
01:16:40We're going to go over some details involving Rex's will.
01:16:47Phyllis, obviously, I'm just mortified over slapping you.
01:16:52I've just been in a weird place since Rex's death, but that's no excuse.
01:17:00I'm very, very sorry.
01:17:03No need to apologize.
01:17:05Your family, all is forgiven.
01:17:09Really?
01:17:10Really?
01:17:11It's been a difficult time for all of us.
01:17:14I totally understand.
01:17:16Now go.
01:17:17Don't want to be late for your meeting about Rex's will.
01:17:21The claims is the Joe Flannery.
01:17:22Hello.
01:17:23Could I speak to someone about the death benefits for Rex's death?
01:17:26Claims, this is Joe Flannery.
01:17:45Hello.
01:17:46Could I speak to someone about the death benefits for Rex Vandekamp, please?
01:17:53This is his mother.
01:17:54Yes.
01:17:55Uh, we've already spoken to his wife several times.
01:17:58We are moving as quickly as we can.
01:18:01Are you aware that my daughter-in-law has a boyfriend?
01:18:05I'm listening.
01:18:10Control.
01:18:13It's extraordinary the tactics people employ to obtain it.
01:18:19Some rely on deception.
01:18:23While others engage in outright trickery.
01:18:29Then there are those who resort to extortion.
01:18:34Why do we fight so hard for control?
01:18:38Because we know to lose it is to put our fate in the hands of others.
01:18:47Look ahead, it's scary.
01:18:48For those who는.
01:18:49Let us know.
01:18:51What could be more dangerous?
01:18:51Because we are not insectatic.
01:18:52It's too hot for comies.
01:18:53I know.
01:18:54What could be more dangerous?
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