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  • 6/17/2025
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00:00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:00:04You're glowing today, you know that?
00:00:05Gabrielle got pregnant
00:00:06You locked out on me
00:00:08Yeah, look how far I got
00:00:09I'm just up the street
00:00:11Trouble moved in
00:00:13Being with George made you feel a bit guilty
00:00:15Well, I'll just have to get over it, won't I?
00:00:17And Bree moved on
00:00:18I know who really killed Melanie Foster
00:00:20You arrested the wrong man
00:00:21But not everyone
00:00:22Call 911 and tell them you got a killer locked up in the basement
00:00:25He is not a killer
00:00:26Got what they deserved
00:00:30It is often said that necessity is the mother of invention
00:00:36This is how mothers came to invent playdates
00:00:40So occasionally they could have a little time for themselves
00:00:44If you need me, I'll be at the salon
00:00:45But there are some mothers who don't get to take advantage of this maternal innovation
00:00:50Mothers like Lynette Scavo
00:00:53Who is no longer able to rest on weekends
00:00:56Because her twins no longer receive playdate invitations
00:00:59Ever since they had convinced Sasha Eden's boy that a pair of magic wings would allow him to fly
00:01:06And they had double dared Sharon Chasen's boy to ride his bike blindfolded
00:01:12And they had encouraged Lisa Siegman's boy to try an exciting new game called Toss the Brick
00:01:21The Scavo twins had become persona non grata
00:01:25And Lynette's secret dream of being able to take an occasional nap on Saturdays
00:01:31Was growing dimmer and dimmer
00:01:33Until one day
00:01:38Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
00:01:39Corner press to knock it off, alright
00:01:41Did you hear me?
00:01:41I said stop it
00:01:42Stand up
00:01:42Stand up
00:01:43Come here
00:01:45I'm so sorry
00:01:47Did my son beat you up?
00:01:48No, we were beating them up
00:01:50Is that true?
00:01:51Did they beat you up?
00:01:52Nah, it didn't hurt that much
00:01:54Jimmy?
00:01:55P.T.?
00:01:56What are you doing?
00:01:57What have I told you about ganging up on people?
00:02:00I am so sorry
00:02:01I know, it's okay
00:02:02You know, believe me, my boys can take care of themselves
00:02:04If they got hurt at all, I'll pay for the doctor bills
00:02:07No, not to worry
00:02:08I got the feeling they were sort of enjoying themselves
00:02:10Really?
00:02:18What would you say to bringing your boys over to my house
00:02:20And letting them hang out with mine sometime?
00:02:22And that's how Lynette finally got what she needed
00:02:25Time for herself
00:02:27And playdates for her kids
00:02:30I'm sorry
00:02:33But my boys decided to have a rock fight with your boys
00:02:36It was fun!
00:02:39Playdates she was determined to keep
00:02:42Well, they look fine to me
00:02:44At all costs
00:02:46Same time next week?
00:02:48Okay
00:02:48Cameras are simple tools designed to capture images
00:02:59Images that tell us more about ourselves than we realize
00:03:03They remind us of the long journey we've taken
00:03:07The loved ones who traveled alongside us
00:03:10Those we lost along the way
00:03:13And those waiting for us on the road ahead
00:03:17Okay
00:03:19How am I supposed to eat with a uterus staring me in the face?
00:03:22Oh, Gabby, I didn't know you got a sonogram
00:03:24Let me see
00:03:25Oh
00:03:26Honey, you need to put that in a frame or something
00:03:28I don't think so
00:03:30Oh, come on
00:03:31That's a picture of your baby
00:03:32You can't tell me you're not a little bit excited
00:03:34Fine
00:03:35I'm pregnant
00:03:36Whee!
00:03:37Now, come on
00:03:38You're supposed to be cheering up Susan
00:03:40This is a time of crisis
00:03:42And I think you need another scoop of mint chocolate chip
00:03:45Thanks
00:03:45Susan
00:03:46Why are you so eerily calm?
00:03:49Mike Delfino just dumped you
00:03:50The Susan Meyer I know would be a blubbering mess right now
00:03:53Oh, come on
00:03:55Trot her on out
00:03:56She's fun to watch
00:03:57Actually, I think I'm starting to feel pretty zen
00:03:59About the whole thing
00:04:00Well, I think Mike will calm down in a couple of days
00:04:02And come to his senses
00:04:03No
00:04:03I came between the man and his son
00:04:05It was a huge betrayal
00:04:07I can't even blame him for hating me
00:04:09But Zach was starting to obsess with Julie again
00:04:12Exactly
00:04:12You're a mother trying to protect her child
00:04:14It's a natural impulse
00:04:15Over the past couple of days
00:04:17I gave myself a long, hard look in the mirror
00:04:20And I did not like what I saw
00:04:22I'm with you
00:04:23Ariel
00:04:24I just think if I start acting like an adult
00:04:26For once
00:04:27Maybe
00:04:28Who knows
00:04:29Somewhere down the line
00:04:31Mike and I at least can be friends
00:04:32Alright, you're not zen
00:04:34You're numb
00:04:36I'm fine
00:04:37Do you got any pie?
00:04:40Not unless we made some
00:04:41I can wait
00:04:44So if you need us
00:04:51We'll be at home
00:04:52Just having a quiet evening
00:04:54Funny, we're expecting quite the opposite
00:04:58Well, don't forget
00:05:00Next week it's our turn
00:05:01We'll be taking Porter and
00:05:02Preston
00:05:02Preston off your hands all weekend
00:05:03Rest assured
00:05:04We have not forgotten
00:05:05See ya
00:05:07Bye
00:05:08Don't worry
00:05:09Whoa, guys
00:05:13Why aren't you upstairs with PJ and Jimmy?
00:05:15They're watching this dumb video they brought
00:05:17It's boring
00:05:18Well, you should be polite and watch it too
00:05:20You know, they're your guests
00:05:21Guys
00:05:24Hey, guys
00:05:28We got snacks
00:05:29Good to go
00:05:32Okay, ready?
00:05:34Okay
00:05:34Hang on now
00:05:35I'm just getting up
00:05:37Guys, what is this?
00:05:39Movie
00:05:39Mommy and Daddy made it
00:05:42Pinkaboo
00:05:43Whoa, what's under there?
00:05:44Pinkaboo
00:05:45Pinkaboo
00:05:47Oh, my God
00:05:48Oh, my God
00:05:49Where's the alt button?
00:05:50It's underneath the panel thing
00:05:51Well, it's stuck
00:05:52It's stuck
00:05:52Get the remote
00:05:53Get the remote
00:05:54What's wrong?
00:05:57Oh
00:05:57I found it
00:06:00So, can we have the cocoa now?
00:06:12Well, what do you think?
00:06:15It is glorious
00:06:17I have to have it
00:06:18I'm not sure you deserve Dolce and Gabbana
00:06:20Burn
00:06:21You never call
00:06:22You never write
00:06:22I know
00:06:23I haven't been to the store lately
00:06:24But I've been a little busy
00:06:25Getting my husband out of jail
00:06:26That's such a white trash thing to say
00:06:28Luckily, the judge dropped the hate crime charge
00:06:30So now all Carlos has to do
00:06:32Is serve out the slave labor thing
00:06:33He'll be out in six months
00:06:35If he's still in the Who Scout
00:06:36Why do you need a fancy party dress?
00:06:38Because some of my model friends
00:06:39Are coming down from New York on Friday
00:06:41So I have to look better than ever
00:06:42I can't have them thinking I move to the suburbs
00:06:44And I shop at strip malls
00:06:46But when they see this dress
00:06:47They will crumple to the floor
00:06:48Like the Botox tags they are
00:06:49Good
00:06:50You know, it's a little snug
00:06:53Yeah, I see that
00:06:54I mean, I have the same thing in a zero
00:06:56Why not go up a size?
00:06:58Because I wear double zero, you twerp
00:06:59Why are you getting snipping?
00:07:00Because you just called me fat
00:07:02Honey, you're pregnant
00:07:03Your body's changing
00:07:04But I'm only three months pregnant
00:07:07Women don't show it three months
00:07:08Some women do
00:07:10Do it with a larger size or not
00:07:12I'm just not going to eat for two days
00:07:15Okay, you totally deserve to wear Dolce & Gabbana
00:07:19Back off, just back the hell off
00:07:35Hi
00:07:39Okay, so I got the box of things you left on my porch
00:07:43I figured you'd want your stuff back
00:07:46Thanks, that's great
00:07:47Because if you decided to hang on to my Joni Mitchell CDs
00:07:50I would have had to come after you with a club
00:07:52You're right, it's not funny
00:07:56Actually, I did want to just see if you were aware
00:08:00That you gave me back the Valentine's Day card I made you
00:08:03I was aware, yeah
00:08:05Oh, well
00:08:07I mean, when two people split up
00:08:10Normally they don't give things back like Valentine's Day cards
00:08:14If you don't want it, you can throw it away
00:08:15I just, please don't give it back to me
00:08:17It's tacky
00:08:18I'm sorry
00:08:20That's okay, people make
00:08:22Mistakes
00:08:25Anything else?
00:08:28Look, are you sure this is what you want to do?
00:08:31I mean, I understand that you don't want our relationship to continue
00:08:34You have made that clear
00:08:35But I sort of thought down the long corridors of time
00:08:38Maybe you and I could be friends
00:08:41And if you keep acting like this
00:08:42Susan, it's over on every level
00:08:44Okay, I moved on
00:08:46You should do the same
00:08:47I'll say one thing for us
00:09:00Even with all our problems
00:09:02At least we're not acting like that
00:09:03Okay, I'm starting to get the feeling that we're not going to a yard sale
00:09:12I hope that was just a clever ruse to get you into my car
00:09:15Are you ready for your surprise?
00:09:17Mm-hmm
00:09:17Oh
00:09:21George, this is just an empty house
00:09:25Why is this a surprise?
00:09:26I just bought it
00:09:27Oh my God!
00:09:30Congratulations!
00:09:31Oh, George, I didn't even know you were looking
00:09:33Hurry, Seal
00:09:34They're here!
00:09:35They're loving!
00:09:36Hey, Georgie
00:09:38Bree, I'd like you to meet my mother
00:09:40George never introduces me to anyone
00:09:42So, I knew you were special
00:09:45And this is Seal
00:09:46This is my mother's friend
00:09:48And the real estate agent who sold me the house
00:09:49Hi!
00:09:51Hi!
00:09:51Well, we're going to go in the back
00:09:53So George can, you know
00:09:56So?
00:10:04You really like it?
00:10:06I do
00:10:06I really do
00:10:07Good
00:10:08Good
00:10:08Because, uh
00:10:09I was sort of hoping that
00:10:10You might like to live here
00:10:12Bree
00:10:15Will you marry me?
00:10:23Huh?
00:10:24I love you
00:10:25And I think I know how you feel about me
00:10:27So why wait?
00:10:29George Rex hasn't even been dead for two months
00:10:31Yes, but if his death has taught us anything
00:10:34It's that life is short
00:10:35It's dumb to play it safe
00:10:38If we see a chance for happiness
00:10:39We should grab it and hold on tight
00:10:41See, I thought we were going to a yard sale
00:10:45Please
00:10:47Just say the word
00:10:49And you'll make me the happiest guy on earth
00:10:50Congratulations, you two
00:10:55Mazel tov!
00:10:57Guys
00:10:57Wait
00:10:58She hasn't said yes yet
00:10:59Oh
00:11:00I told you we should wait
00:11:02So, uh, Bree
00:11:07What do you say?
00:11:10See, George
00:11:11Um, the thing is
00:11:12Okay
00:11:24You will
00:11:26You'll marry me?
00:11:28Okay
00:11:29Who is it?
00:11:53It's your ex-husband
00:11:54Carl
00:11:56What do you want?
00:11:59Uh, Edie and I just broke up
00:12:00Oh, well
00:12:03Come on in
00:12:04Sorry to come over on such short notice
00:12:11But I couldn't face going to a motel
00:12:12That's okay
00:12:13Julie's staying at her friend's tonight
00:12:15You can sleep in her room
00:12:16The sofa's fine, but thanks
00:12:18So, uh, am I allowed to ask what happened?
00:12:23You could ask
00:12:24But I won't tell
00:12:25Why not?
00:12:26Because it's embarrassing
00:12:27Carl, did you cheat again?
00:12:30No
00:12:30Did she cheat?
00:12:32No
00:12:33You finally saw her without her makeup
00:12:34Susan
00:12:35I'm sorry
00:12:36Are you okay?
00:12:40Yeah
00:12:40Hadn't been working for quite a while
00:12:42This was inevitable
00:12:44Well
00:12:46These days anybody going through a breakup gets my sympathy
00:12:49That's right
00:12:50I heard you made the plumber angry
00:12:52No, I made the plumber furious
00:12:54That is definitely over
00:12:58So there will be no gloating from me
00:13:01Well, here's to no gloating
00:13:04Actually, I'm trying to keep a positive outlook on the whole thing
00:13:10Um, last night I started writing
00:13:12And, well, I think there's a book in there
00:13:15A book?
00:13:15Yeah
00:13:15Like one of your children's books?
00:13:16Nope
00:13:17This one's for adults
00:13:18About all my failed relationships
00:13:21You're not writing about me, are you?
00:13:23You're like the first 14 chapters
00:13:24Are you gonna be fair?
00:13:27I'm gonna be honest
00:13:28I was afraid of that
00:13:30It was just awful
00:13:35George had a ring
00:13:36His mother and her friend were there with champagne
00:13:39If I had said no
00:13:40It would have devastated him
00:13:41So you agreed to marry him just to be polite?
00:13:45Well, obviously there's a downside to having good manners
00:13:47So when will you tell him how you really feel?
00:13:51That's why I wanted to talk to you
00:13:53I mean, part of me keeps thinking maybe I should just do it
00:13:55Do it?
00:13:57You mean actually marry him?
00:13:59Well, I know it sounds rash
00:14:00But, well, there's something comfortable about George
00:14:03We share the same tastes and interests
00:14:06Oh, and best of all, he loves the opera
00:14:08The opera?
00:14:09Yes, we saw Aida last week
00:14:11And we both cried buckets
00:14:12It was fun
00:14:14George loves art
00:14:16Poetry and music
00:14:18It would be nice to be married to someone
00:14:21Who looks for beauty in the world
00:14:22Like I do
00:14:23I don't know
00:14:30That's why I'm here
00:14:31I don't know what to do, Dr. Goldfein
00:14:33Brie, you've said many times
00:14:36How comfortable you are with George
00:14:37But you don't feel for him the way you felt for Rex
00:14:40No
00:14:42True love is great
00:14:48But at this point in my life
00:14:51I think I'd rather just go to the opera
00:14:54Give me a glass
00:14:59Oh, no, no, wait
00:15:00No, wait, no, wait, no, wait
00:15:01No, four glasses is my limit
00:15:03If you help me finish off this bottle
00:15:05I'll tell you what happened
00:15:07Between me and Edie
00:15:09Hit me
00:15:10Edie was making the bed
00:15:19And found a picture I kept under the mattress
00:15:23A picture I didn't want her to see
00:15:27What was it?
00:15:30It was a picture of you
00:15:32Why would you?
00:15:35Because it's something I like to take a look at every now and then
00:15:38Wow
00:15:40Huh?
00:15:43What the hell was that?
00:15:52That was something I've been wanting to do for quite some time
00:15:54Oh, that's just you rebounding from Edie
00:15:57So you're on the rebound from the plumber
00:15:59No harm, no foul
00:16:00Carl, it would be so weird
00:16:04We're two old friends who suddenly find themselves single
00:16:07There's nothing weird about us helping each other out to be
00:16:10A little left lonely
00:16:13Thanks so much for taking care of your boys
00:16:20I'll be back on Friday to pick your guys up
00:16:22Leonard and I are going to take them all to the water park
00:16:24Yeah, um, before that happens
00:16:26We're going to be able to take Penny sooner
00:16:29She's getting so big
00:16:31Peek-a-boo
00:16:33Peek-a-boo
00:16:35Peek-a-boo
00:16:37Yeah, okay, enough of that
00:16:38Is there something wrong?
00:16:40Actually, yes
00:16:41We've agonized whether to tell you this, Norma
00:16:45But one of your private videos made its way into Jimmy and PJ's bag
00:16:52Please, tell me the kids didn't see it
00:17:02Oh, Norma, don't worry, I caught it, I caught it
00:17:03Right before you took off your bra
00:17:05I have to go
00:17:09Oh, Norma
00:17:10You just thought you needed to know what happened
00:17:13Seriously, we're cool with this
00:17:14All right, you should give it away from the kids
00:17:16Don't let it
00:17:17This is going to happen
00:17:18Are we all supposed to?
00:17:22Norma, wait
00:17:24We're still up for next week
00:17:26Norma
00:17:28The water park
00:17:29Right?
00:17:41Mom
00:17:42Mom
00:17:48Mom, are you up?
00:17:52Oh my God
00:17:56Oh, Julie
00:17:59I thought you were going straight to school
00:18:01I needed money for lunch
00:18:02There's a 20 in my pants
00:18:03If you can find them
00:18:04Oh, uh, Julie
00:18:05Julie
00:18:07Honey
00:18:08Okay, there is a good explanation for what happened
00:18:15I doubt that
00:18:17Oh, you probably don't know that your father and Edie broke up last night
00:18:21You slept with him the same night he broke up with her
00:18:23Well, I said it was a good explanation, not a great one
00:18:25Oh, Julie
00:18:27Hey, pumpkin
00:18:29Don't even
00:18:29Oh, I feel really awful
00:18:34And me too
00:18:35We should not have done what we did
00:18:38I know, I know
00:18:40I gotta tell you
00:18:45Last night was the best sex ever
00:18:46Wasn't it, though?
00:18:48You were fantastic
00:18:49I was just trying to keep up with you
00:18:51Why do you think we got so good all of a sudden?
00:18:56Because we've been angry at each other for so long
00:18:58We finally found a way to channel it
00:19:01Maybe
00:19:02So what happens next?
00:19:06Well, I'm gonna take a shower
00:19:06No, I mean with us
00:19:09Us? What do you mean? There's no us
00:19:10You can't tell me you can just walk away from this chemistry we got going
00:19:15I mean, what happened last night was explosive
00:19:19Carl, last night was two old friends helping each other through a rough patch
00:19:23That's it
00:19:23This is a cue
00:19:24Carl, I want to move on
00:19:26I don't want to go backwards
00:19:27I'm sorry
00:19:28But thank you for the explosion
00:19:31I really needed it
00:19:32After 48 hours of crash diety
00:19:41Gabrielle prepared to savor the fruit of her labor
00:19:45But she was dismayed to discover
00:19:47That she herself had ripened considerably
00:19:50Ralph!
00:20:00I need help getting dressed
00:20:01Get in here
00:20:02Now!
00:20:10I have to fit in this
00:20:11So for God's sakes, put some muscle into it
00:20:12I'm trying
00:20:14I won't zip
00:20:16Well, try harder
00:20:17Oh, my hand hurt
00:20:20I'm sorry, Miss Elise
00:20:22But I can't get you into this dress
00:20:23It's just too small
00:20:24Get me into this dress
00:20:26And I will pay you ten more dollars a week
00:20:27I think I got it
00:20:31Hold on
00:20:31Hold still
00:20:32Here we go
00:20:33One
00:20:34Three
00:20:36Two
00:20:36Three
00:20:37There
00:20:38Oh, thank God
00:20:40I brought you some ice cream
00:20:53I didn't know how long it's been since you had any
00:20:57We'll have that in a minute, sweetheart
00:21:03First, I want you to talk to me about what happened
00:21:10About Melanie
00:21:12I don't want to talk to her
00:21:13I don't want to talk about her
00:21:14You know it breaks my heart to keep you down here like this
00:21:17But I can't let you out
00:21:19Until I am positive
00:21:20That you will never hurt anyone else again
00:21:23And the first step
00:21:25And the first step is for you to show me
00:21:26That you understand that what you did was wrong
00:21:29She was a bad person
00:21:31She deserved it
00:21:35No one deserves to die like that, Caleb
00:21:39Don't you agree?
00:21:42Very well
00:21:53If that's how it's going to be
00:21:58This is how it's going to be
00:22:02I don't want to talk to her
00:22:32I can't believe we're doing this
00:22:37If Leonard and Norman want to cut ties with us
00:22:39Who are we to stop them?
00:22:40They need to know we don't judge them
00:22:42For what they do in the privacy of their own home
00:22:45And, well, it's not unheard of to tape yourself
00:22:47While you're having sex
00:22:48Obviously, they were so embarrassed
00:22:50They don't want anything to do with us
00:22:51Maybe we need to respect them
00:22:52I need these playdates
00:22:55Tom, we need these playdates
00:22:58Fine, fine
00:23:00But you do all the talking
00:23:02Okay
00:23:03Norma
00:23:05Wait
00:23:06Let's go
00:23:09No!
00:23:10Hi, Scavos
00:23:12What are you guys doing here?
00:23:13Hi
00:23:14Sorry for just showing up unannounced
00:23:16But, um, could we talk to you for a minute?
00:23:19Sure, come on in
00:23:20So, um
00:23:21We've been trying to contact you
00:23:24But you haven't been returning any of our messages
00:23:27And we really hope it isn't because of the porno video
00:23:29Home, home, movies
00:23:30The fact is, we really don't care
00:23:33And it's certainly no reason to keep our boys apart
00:23:36We just don't know how they found it
00:23:39But you know, boys, they get into everything
00:23:41But seriously, it's not a big deal
00:23:43I mean, as long as you make sure it never happens again
00:23:45It's the new millennium
00:23:46But we're, we're, we're hit
00:23:47You know, what we're saying is
00:23:49We get it
00:23:50You're just having fun
00:23:51It's nothing to be ashamed of
00:23:53I'm just so relieved this all worked out
00:23:57At one point we actually talked about selling the house and moving
00:23:59Oh, no!
00:24:03Thank you for being so open-minded
00:24:05Please, we're, we're all adults
00:24:07It's
00:24:07I gotta tell you
00:24:10The most embarrassing part of that video
00:24:11Is how poorly it was shot
00:24:12The production values are caca
00:24:14Well, from a lay perspective
00:24:17It looked very professional
00:24:19What you saw was an example of my earlier work
00:24:22Since then, I've become much more adept at production
00:24:26You know, editing and lighting
00:24:29Leonard has always dreamed of directing movies
00:24:32Ironic, isn't it?
00:24:35And I finally get my wish and no one ever gets to see my work
00:24:39That is a damn shame
00:24:42Norma, what do you think?
00:24:44Should we show them the room?
00:24:47Let's show them the room, huh?
00:24:53Check out this baby
00:24:54Three chip high def
00:24:561280 by 720 lines of resolution
00:24:58Bounced lighting
00:24:59And dark sheets so you don't get a kick off the pillows
00:25:01Took me a while to learn that little trick, huh?
00:25:04These walls are completely soundproof
00:25:06You could scream your lungs out in here and nobody'd hear you
00:25:09That's true
00:25:09Huh
00:25:11So
00:25:12Anytime you want to set up a shoot, just let me know
00:25:15You guys would love it
00:25:17Once you get in front of that camera
00:25:19You feel like a star
00:25:22Night
00:25:26I'm taking no more playdates
00:25:29Not a one
00:25:30Hey, we better hurry, the movie starts in 20 minutes
00:25:38There's been a slight change in plans
00:25:40My mother had a couple of friends who really wanted to meet you
00:25:42And I thought, what the heck, it could be fun
00:25:44Do you mind?
00:25:45No, I guess not
00:25:46Hey everybody, this is free
00:25:49And this is my Uncle Sid
00:25:59Hi
00:26:00My Aunt Rosalie
00:26:00Hello
00:26:01Oh, and this is Stan Grotz, who does my mom's taxes
00:26:04She's a knockout, George
00:26:06I guess I owe you an apology
00:26:08Since I was single all these years, Stan kept telling my mom I was gay
00:26:12I'm still gonna need some proof
00:26:14I guess I'll be getting that in about nine months
00:26:16Hey, Brie
00:26:17What happens in nine months?
00:26:19Oh, that's just Stan's little joke about when we're gonna start our own family
00:26:22No, just so you know, Stan, it's gonna be a while before we even think about kids
00:26:25I want Brie all to myself for a while
00:26:27Well, I don't wanna wait too long
00:26:29After 40, the eggs don't get any fresher
00:26:32Am I right, Brie?
00:26:37If you'll excuse me, I, uh, I have to go
00:26:39Brie, Brie, where are you going?
00:26:45I'm taking my champagne and my aging eggs and I'm going home
00:26:49What's wrong?
00:26:51George, I'm starting to think that we made a mistake rushing into this engagement
00:26:54What?
00:26:55And I'm not the only one who thinks that
00:26:57Other people have said the same thing
00:26:58What others?
00:26:59Andrew?
00:27:00No, Dr. Goldfein, my therapist
00:27:02Your therapist?
00:27:04He doesn't know me
00:27:05He knows me
00:27:05I'm certainly better than you do
00:27:07How can you say that?
00:27:09Well, for starters, he knows the last thing I'd ever wanna do is have more children
00:27:12Really?
00:27:14Well, I didn't know
00:27:15But you should know that
00:27:16That's the kind of thing that people who are engaged are supposed to know about each other
00:27:20Does it matter?
00:27:22I don't need children
00:27:23It's not just that, George
00:27:25Dr. Goldfein has other concerns about us being together
00:27:29And I'm starting to think he's right
00:27:30Look
00:27:31I'll agree with Dr. Goldfein on one thing
00:27:36We should slow things down
00:27:38Really?
00:27:40Yes, just because two people are engaged doesn't mean they have to get married anytime soon
00:27:43I'll talk to Dr. Goldfein about it tomorrow
00:27:50Take whatever time you need
00:27:51How many times am I gonna have to ask you to fix this step? Matthew? Are you gonna answer me?
00:28:12Did you leave the door open?
00:28:21How'd you do?
00:28:41Not good
00:28:42People are gonna start coming home from work soon
00:28:44Okay
00:28:45You can't panic
00:28:46Caleb is scared
00:28:48He doesn't know the area
00:28:50So he's gotta be close by
00:28:52With yours, haven't you checked in?
00:29:03Bree, I desperately need your help
00:29:06Dear, what's wrong?
00:29:09How do you get your hydrangeas to look so stunning?
00:29:12I'm systematically slaughtering my own garden
00:29:14Do you really want to know my secret?
00:29:16Oh, yes
00:29:17Where's Spignore?
00:29:18I have it delivered
00:29:19Susan makes fun of me
00:29:20But the proof is in the pudding
00:29:21Hello?
00:29:39Hey
00:29:39Looking for something?
00:29:44Uh, yeah, actually, I'm looking for you
00:29:49Me?
00:29:52You're looking for me?
00:29:54Yeah
00:29:54I've been thinking about you
00:29:56And that time we met, I thought you were really cool
00:29:57So you came to ask me out?
00:30:08Because I'll say yes
00:30:09Thank you
00:30:10Thank you
00:30:15Anything?
00:30:22Anything?
00:30:25Well, that was a waste of time
00:30:27Pretty much
00:30:28Did you hear the big news?
00:30:33Uh, the big news?
00:30:35Carl and I are back together
00:30:36What?
00:30:39And I know that he stayed at your place last night
00:30:41Which leads me to why I'm here
00:30:43There's some stuff that I have to say
00:30:45And it's not going to be pleasant
00:30:46Edie
00:30:47Whatever it was that you said to him
00:30:50Really helped
00:30:51He showed up with flowers
00:30:54And he apologized for everything
00:30:56So
00:30:57Thank you
00:31:01I'm sorry, what?
00:31:05I'm not going to say it again
00:31:06It hurt my teeth the first time
00:31:07No, Edie
00:31:08I mean, this is so unexpected
00:31:10On so many levels
00:31:11I don't know what to say
00:31:11Then say nothing
00:31:13Oh
00:31:13And, uh, here
00:31:15It's the photo of you
00:31:17I found in our bed
00:31:18I know he told you about it
00:31:20Why are you giving it to me?
00:31:24Look, I appreciate
00:31:25Whatever it was
00:31:26That you did last night
00:31:27But it's still important
00:31:28For you to understand
00:31:29That I won
00:31:31You won?
00:31:34Yeah
00:31:34Whatever little hold
00:31:36You had on Carl
00:31:36Is officially over
00:31:38So, you can stop feeling
00:31:39All smug and superior
00:31:41That he kept that thing
00:31:42Believe me
00:31:44I don't feel superior
00:31:45Good
00:31:46Because you shouldn't
00:31:46He made his choice
00:31:48And it's not you
00:31:49You're right
00:31:51He made his choice
00:31:54Brie, it's still too easy to breathe
00:32:08You gotta make it tighter
00:32:08Gabby, if I make it any tighter
00:32:10You won't be able to sit down
00:32:11I don't care
00:32:12I can't have these girls
00:32:13Thinking I'm pregnant
00:32:14Gosh, do you actually think
00:32:15They're gonna make fun of you?
00:32:17Trust me
00:32:18They're merciless
00:32:18But why?
00:32:21I mean
00:32:21Surely they have friends
00:32:22Who have children
00:32:23When I decided to marry Carlos
00:32:25I told these girls
00:32:26I would spend the rest of my days
00:32:28Being rich
00:32:29And in love
00:32:30And childless
00:32:30And they laughed at me
00:32:32And they said
00:32:32I would just end up
00:32:33Being another
00:32:34Fat house-frau
00:32:35Living a life
00:32:36That I didn't plan
00:32:37I'm not gonna give them
00:32:39The satisfaction
00:32:40Of knowing they were right
00:32:41Well, maybe they'll
00:32:42Just be happy for you
00:32:43Brie, my friends are models
00:32:44They're never happy for anyone
00:32:46Do you ever think
00:32:48You might like it?
00:32:49What?
00:32:50Motherhood?
00:32:52No
00:32:53Oh, come on
00:32:54You don't think
00:32:54You're gonna love your own baby?
00:32:56I'm not saying
00:32:56I'm not gonna grow attached
00:32:57To the little bugger
00:32:58I just don't have
00:32:59The motherhood gene
00:32:59I wish I did
00:33:01But I don't
00:33:02What?
00:33:04Well, I'm just smiling
00:33:06Because I think
00:33:07A few months from now
00:33:07You're gonna come to me
00:33:08And tell me
00:33:09How madly in love
00:33:10You are
00:33:10With your new little baby
00:33:11And I'm gonna have
00:33:12To resist the urge
00:33:13To say
00:33:13I told you so
00:33:14Maybe
00:33:15I doubt it
00:33:17There you go
00:33:17All done
00:33:18How do I look?
00:33:23Positively glowing
00:33:24Breathe
00:33:26meditate
00:33:32Breathe
00:33:39Breathe
00:33:40N權
00:33:44Breathe
00:33:44Move
00:33:45Keep
00:33:47somebody
00:33:48On your baby
00:33:48から
00:33:49et
00:33:49停
00:33:50pas
00:33:50跑
00:33:53Oh, shit
00:33:53Wait
00:33:55Hold on
00:33:55Ah!
00:33:57Ah!
00:34:21I'll get you. I'll get the champagne.
00:34:25Ah!
00:34:27Hi! Hello!
00:34:31Oh, my God!
00:34:33You're pregnant!
00:34:35Ah!
00:34:39Honey, it's Gabby.
00:34:41Honey, it's open. Come on in.
00:34:47Ah. I...
00:34:49My, uh...
00:34:51Friends just left and I was hoping you could come over and cut me out of this thing.
00:34:55How was your little reunion?
00:34:57It was, um...
00:34:59Weird.
00:35:01Weird?
00:35:02Well, Allison's mad because she's losing jobs to 14-year-olds.
00:35:06Holly is on a strict diet of cruciferous vegetables and Yasmin is undergoing a new embryonic facial treatment that probably causes short-term memory loss.
00:35:16You know, I just stood there the whole night trying to remember why we were ever friends.
00:35:22And I couldn't.
00:35:24You know, honey?
00:35:26People change.
00:35:27Yeah, but that's the thing. They haven't changed.
00:35:29That's who they've always been.
00:35:31I've changed.
00:35:33And I honestly don't know how.
00:35:35Well...
00:35:37Maybe Susan, Lynette, and I have had a good influence on you.
00:35:41I doubt that.
00:35:43Come on.
00:35:45Oh.
00:35:46When I finish up here, I'll come over with my sewing kit and cut you out of that.
00:35:51Alright, but hurry up because I've been having to pee since hors d'oeuvres.
00:35:59Are you free to go shopping tomorrow?
00:36:02I figured it's probably time I bought some clothes that actually fit.
00:36:06Well, I know a store that carries maternity clothes with designer labels.
00:36:10I like the sound of that.
00:36:14Thanks.
00:36:40I'm sorry.
00:36:41I'm sorry.
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00:37:06I'm sorry.
00:37:07I'm sorry.
00:37:08I'm sorry.
00:37:09I'm sorry.
00:37:10Oh, my God.
00:37:40Yes, cameras are tools designed to capture images.
00:37:51Wait.
00:37:55She needs me to get something for her. I will be right back.
00:37:59But in truth, they can capture so much more.
00:38:03They can uncover hidden longing of men who should no longer care.
00:38:11They can reveal the extraordinary secrets of the most ordinary marriages.
00:38:20Most amazing of all, cameras can quietly and clearly reveal to us our dreams.
00:38:28Dreams we didn't even know we had.
00:38:40Previously on Desperate Housewives.
00:38:43I'm going to be a stay-at-home dad.
00:38:45Huh?
00:38:45Some reversed roles.
00:38:47I've been thinking about you.
00:38:47So you came to ask me out?
00:38:49Some were welcomed in.
00:38:50Because I'll say yes.
00:38:51I moved on.
00:38:53You should do the same.
00:38:54Some were shown the door.
00:38:56Will you marry me?
00:38:57And some never got the chance to find out what they really wanted.
00:39:10Betty Applewhite was a gifted woman.
00:39:13Everyone had always said so, ever since she was a child.
00:39:16Her first piano teacher praised her dexterity.
00:39:22Her first college professor applauded her sense of rhythm.
00:39:28Her first symphony conductor hailed her dramatic flair.
00:39:32But Betty was no longer a concert pianist.
00:39:38She was now just a woman with a secret.
00:39:40One she was determined to keep by any means necessary.
00:39:43I'm not a bit surprised that somebody broke into Gabrielle's house.
00:39:47Mr. Elaine is an easy target.
00:39:49It's not like the police patrol around here.
00:39:51We still have the neighborhood watch.
00:39:52The neighborhood watch is a joke.
00:39:55When was the last time any of you went on patrol, huh?
00:39:57Now, I put security lights on my house.
00:40:01I say it's time that we hire professional security.
00:40:03That sounds expensive.
00:40:04Could you really put a price on your kid's safety?
00:40:07Well, you probably could.
00:40:07Look, McCleskey, I am as worried as everybody else in this neighborhood, but I just don't...
00:40:11You've got to stop this.
00:40:12And say, what, we're getting security?
00:40:14But if they find Caleb first...
00:40:15I'm talking about a bunch of vigilantes.
00:40:17I'm talking about train men who know when to shoot.
00:40:20Do we really need professional security?
00:40:22Are you all going to wait until somebody else is attacked?
00:40:24I think it's time to take a vote on armed security.
00:40:27I've had enough.
00:40:29All those in favor...
00:40:34Sorry.
00:40:36Things are just getting so dramatic.
00:40:38Wow, you're really good.
00:40:40We were taking a vote here.
00:40:42She was a concert pianist.
00:40:43Well, I dabbled a bit.
00:40:51Yes, Betty Applewhite was a gifted woman.
00:40:54And the greatest of all her gifts...
00:40:58Was her timing.
00:41:02Once they've suffered a miscarriage, some women sit alone in the dark for hours.
00:41:16They refuse to go out in the light of day, afraid to face the possibility that life will go on.
00:41:21They hold on to reminders of their unborn child, and dream of what might have been.
00:41:29Yes, this is how some women react when they've suffered such a loss.
00:41:35Gabrielle Solis was not one of those women.
00:41:39Hi, guys.
00:41:47Hi, honey.
00:41:48How are you?
00:41:49I'm fine.
00:41:50Thank you for the messages.
00:41:51I'm sorry I haven't had time to return calls.
00:41:53We all cleared our schedules.
00:41:54We thought maybe you could use some company.
00:41:56So we're going to go to my house.
00:41:57I made banana bread, and we'll put on a fresh pot and just talk about anything.
00:42:05That sounds so nice.
00:42:07It's just I'm booked solid today.
00:42:08My head's going to explode.
00:42:10Can I take a rain check?
00:42:12Sure.
00:42:14Thanks.
00:42:15Thanks for understanding.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:17Well, I will call you tonight, and we'll figure out a time later in the week.
00:42:21Well, I'll tell you what.
00:42:21Since it's my schedule that seems to be the problem, why don't I just figure out a time and call you?
00:42:25Oh, okay.
00:42:27I just, I have so many errands to run and a million things to return.
00:42:33Oh, honey, there's no reason why you and Carlos can't try again.
00:42:36You'd be an amazing mother.
00:42:38You should hold on to that stuff for a while.
00:42:41Yeah, you know, I would, but the store has this strict 30-day return policy.
00:42:55Carlos, what happened?
00:42:58I've had a rough couple days.
00:43:01After you told me about the baby, I kind of lost it.
00:43:08Carlos, your hands.
00:43:10I ripped my mattress open.
00:43:12Jeez, how are you feeling today?
00:43:14They're injecting me with this tranquilizer thing.
00:43:18I think it's doing a trick.
00:43:19We never even talked about names.
00:43:25I'm in my top five, all picked up.
00:43:27Honey.
00:43:28You want to hear me?
00:43:29No, I'm good.
00:43:32You never thought about names?
00:43:34Oh, well, it was a little soon for that, don't you think?
00:43:37I mean, how can you name something the size of a walnut?
00:43:43Is this new?
00:43:44Do you like it?
00:43:45I picked it up on the way here.
00:43:46You just lost a baby.
00:43:51We all grieve differently.
00:43:52You seem to have taken it pretty well.
00:43:54I go shopping, you rip toilets out of the wall.
00:43:57Different strokes.
00:43:58Are you even sad?
00:43:59Oh, please.
00:44:01What do you think?
00:44:02Honestly, I don't know.
00:44:03Of course I'm sad.
00:44:05It's a sad situation.
00:44:06Now let go of me.
00:44:11Oh, man.
00:44:12Are you okay?
00:44:13I think my tranquilizer is wearing off.
00:44:15Well, let's get you another round.
00:44:19Hey, Mike.
00:44:30So my mom's wedding's in a couple of days,
00:44:32and I know you sent back that little card saying you were coming
00:44:34and that you preferred beef,
00:44:36which, actually, I changed to fish for you
00:44:38because I tasted the beef.
00:44:39Anyways, I know that was before we, you know...
00:44:44I said your mom, my apologies, but I won't be attending.
00:44:49Oh.
00:44:51I hope that's not just because of us not being us anymore.
00:44:55I mean, we could be together at a wedding,
00:44:57and it wouldn't have to be weird.
00:45:00It'd be weird.
00:45:00Of course.
00:45:03Yeah, I see that.
00:45:05Oh, uh...
00:45:07So what have you been doing lately?
00:45:10Oh, just the usual.
00:45:11Well, I've been writing a book.
00:45:15It's sort of autobiographical.
00:45:17It's really been forcing me to re-examine
00:45:19some of the different things that have made me me.
00:45:22I like the fact that my mother had me so young,
00:45:24and I never knew my dad.
00:45:27Big stuff like that.
00:45:29I told you about my dad, right?
00:45:30He was a merchant marine,
00:45:31and his platoon was killed in the Battle of Hanoi.
00:45:35That's strange.
00:45:36Why?
00:45:37Well, Hanoi was an enemy territory.
00:45:39There wasn't a battle there.
00:45:40Are you sure?
00:45:41That's what my mom said.
00:45:43Pretty sure, yeah.
00:45:45My merchant marines don't fight.
00:45:46They deliver supplies on ships.
00:45:48Oh.
00:45:50Well, clearly I have more research to do.
00:45:54So what do you think?
00:45:55My life story.
00:45:56Would you rush out and buy a copy?
00:45:58Susan?
00:46:00Yeah?
00:46:01You really need to step back.
00:46:03Oh!
00:46:03Uh...
00:46:04Porter?
00:46:21Preston, what have I told you about playing outside after dark?
00:46:24It's not dark.
00:46:26Does your dad know you're out here?
00:46:27Don't worry.
00:46:28I've been watching them.
00:46:29They keep setting off my motion sensors.
00:46:31I ought to send you half my electric bill.
00:46:33You do that!
00:46:35Okay, guys.
00:46:35Come on over here.
00:46:36On the sidewalk.
00:46:38Stay there.
00:46:38Not on the street.
00:46:43Hey!
00:46:44Hi, babe.
00:46:45I'm home.
00:46:47Could you come here a sec?
00:46:50Sure.
00:46:50What's up?
00:46:55Damn!
00:46:55They must have snuck out again.
00:46:57Again?
00:46:58How often does this happen?
00:47:00Boys!
00:47:01Get in here!
00:47:02Now!
00:47:02Honey, you know how slippery they are.
00:47:04It's like trying to hurt cats.
00:47:05Tom, it's nine o'clock at night.
00:47:07Guys, upstairs.
00:47:09Now.
00:47:09Let's go.
00:47:10In the PJs.
00:47:11In the bed.
00:47:12Honey, they're fine.
00:47:14You just...
00:47:14You worry too much.
00:47:16And for good reason.
00:47:17Someone could have driven off with them and you wouldn't have even noticed.
00:47:20They were in the front yard.
00:47:22God, when I was their age, I used to hop on my bike, disappear for hours.
00:47:24My mom never batted an eye.
00:47:26Yeah, well, that was a different time.
00:47:27You have to be more vigilant.
00:47:29There was a break-in on this street.
00:47:30I was at the neighborhood watch meeting, remember?
00:47:32I'm sorry.
00:47:33I've been doing this for seven years.
00:47:35Trust me.
00:47:35You have to have eyes in the back of your head.
00:47:37The two in front work just fine.
00:47:39Thanks.
00:47:39Really?
00:47:40Mm-hmm.
00:47:40Where's Penny?
00:47:47See?
00:47:49This is right where I left her.
00:47:54How did this get in the paper?
00:48:11I was going to call you.
00:48:13We discussed this.
00:48:14We agreed to go slowly.
00:48:15I was going to call and cancel after our talk, but things just got so hectic.
00:48:19I forgot.
00:48:20Rex has only been dead for seven weeks.
00:48:22So?
00:48:23So I don't want every woman in this town talking about me behind my back.
00:48:27I'm sorry, but isn't the damage done?
00:48:31Well, fortunately, people only read the announcements when there's nothing in the front page, and
00:48:35the headline today was about some catastrophic flood in Sri Lanka.
00:48:39Oh, so we lucked out.
00:48:40Yes, we did.
00:48:42Now, when the time comes to go public with our relationship, I need you to discuss it with
00:48:47me first.
00:48:48Just, I'm the bride, after all.
00:48:50It's only appropriate.
00:48:53Okay.
00:48:58I will need you to wear that ring, though.
00:49:01The ring?
00:49:02You're not wearing it.
00:49:03Where is it?
00:49:03It's in my purse.
00:49:05Oh, good.
00:49:05Please put it on.
00:49:06But if people see it...
00:49:10They'll assume that you're wearing your wedding ring.
00:49:12Oh, maybe.
00:49:13But why risk it?
00:49:14Because a ring tells would-be suitors a woman is spoken for.
00:49:18A naked hand invites unwanted attention.
00:49:20Here.
00:49:25Me.
00:49:33Will that be all, Mrs. Vandicap?
00:49:35Uh, yes, I think so, Mr. Williams.
00:49:37Bye.
00:49:38Bye.
00:49:38Bye.
00:49:38Bye.
00:49:38Bye.
00:49:50Oh, my God.
00:50:19What do you want?
00:50:26Hey, hey, it's cool.
00:50:27No, it's not cool.
00:50:29Who the hell are you?
00:50:30Carlos sent me.
00:50:30I'm going to call the police.
00:50:32Name's Hector.
00:50:32I met Carlos inside.
00:50:35Inside what?
00:50:37You mean, you mean in prison?
00:50:39You told me what happened.
00:50:40Asked me to come by and keep an eye on you.
00:50:42Can I come in?
00:50:43No.
00:50:44No, you can't come in.
00:50:45I brought a cooler.
00:50:46I'll camp out here.
00:50:47No.
00:50:47Uh-uh.
00:50:48I can take care of myself, okay?
00:50:52Okay.
00:50:54Okay.
00:50:55Yeah, I get it.
00:50:55You need your space.
00:50:58Yes.
00:50:59Yes, I do.
00:51:00I need my space.
00:51:01Come here.
00:51:16I want to show you something.
00:51:17Okay.
00:51:18Come here.
00:51:18Hey, guys.
00:51:19I thought about what you said.
00:51:21Don't want you to worry, so I had a little talk with the boys.
00:51:23Okay, guys, what do we do if a stranger asks us to take a ride in their car?
00:51:32Order.
00:51:33We run away and call 911.
00:51:35Good man.
00:51:36Right.
00:51:36But what if that stranger says, hey, I know your mommy and daddy.
00:51:40What?
00:51:40Preston?
00:51:41Still run away.
00:51:42Yes.
00:51:43Okay.
00:51:44Can I ask a question?
00:51:46No problem.
00:51:46What if the stranger is nice and not scary?
00:51:50Yes?
00:51:51Run away and call 911.
00:51:54So, what if the stranger says they're going to take you to the circus for pizza and elephant
00:52:01rides?
00:52:02Don't look at your dad.
00:52:06Eyes on me.
00:52:07What are you going to do?
00:52:08What are you going to do?
00:52:11We...
00:52:11We're running away.
00:52:13Yes!
00:52:14Snap.
00:52:14Okay.
00:52:15To the kitchen.
00:52:16We are having ice cream tonight.
00:52:20You're smiling like that actually meant something.
00:52:23Lynette, come on.
00:52:23We worked on this all afternoon.
00:52:25They get it.
00:52:25Give me a break.
00:52:26You know our kids.
00:52:27I love them dearly, but that goes in one ear and out the other.
00:52:31I'm going to have some ice cream.
00:52:32Tom, you're not off the hook here.
00:52:34Lynette, I can keep my children alive.
00:52:36When you left this morning, there were four.
00:52:38When you came home, there were still four.
00:52:40When you come home and there are only three, then you get to lecture me.
00:52:49Excuse me.
00:52:50Are you Bree Vandecamp?
00:52:51Uh, yes.
00:52:52I am.
00:52:53My name is Layla Mitzman.
00:52:54I hope I'm not interrupting.
00:52:56Can I help you?
00:52:57This may sound odd, but I felt I should see you.
00:53:00I read in the paper that you're engaged to George Williams.
00:53:03Oh, well, that announcement was a bit premature.
00:53:06But you and George are involved in a romantic relationship?
00:53:13Yes.
00:53:14Then we need to talk.
00:53:17We'd been dating for six months when he asked me to marry him.
00:53:21From the moment I said yes, George got so possessive.
00:53:24And when he found out my ex lived just down the street, George accused me of seeing him behind his back.
00:53:29And then one night, I got a call from the police.
00:53:32Someone had set my ex's car on fire.
00:53:35I could never prove anything, but I knew it was George.
00:53:37I left him the next day.
00:53:38Well, I don't know what to say.
00:53:43I know, it's upsetting.
00:53:45Yes, it is.
00:53:47To have a complete stranger come into my home, drink my tea, and then try to turn me against one of the sweetest men I have ever known.
00:53:54Honey, you gotta trust me.
00:53:55George is a whack job.
00:53:57And you should get while the getting's good.
00:53:58I think it's time for you to leave.
00:54:01One time, I was talking to a guy at a bar, and when we got home, George slapped me.
00:54:06What do you say to that?
00:54:07I say, given your overall demeanor and your freewheeling use of epithets, I'm willing to bet that he was provoked.
00:54:14When I read that you were engaged to George, I felt it was my duty to let you know he's crazy.
00:54:20But now that I've met you, I can see it's a match made in heaven.
00:54:28I'm here.
00:54:35Hi, Morty.
00:54:36Reverend Hopkins, I'm sorry.
00:54:38I'm late to rehearsal.
00:54:39Oh, it's okay.
00:54:41It's all right.
00:54:41You're here now.
00:54:42It's fine.
00:54:43Go in front of me.
00:54:44Okay, Reverend.
00:54:45Hit it.
00:54:47Mom, can I ask you a question?
00:54:48You've got to march, Susie.
00:54:50Got to march.
00:54:51I was just researching my book, and I found the strangest thing.
00:54:55No one with my father's name was ever a merchant marine.
00:54:59Did I say merchant?
00:55:01Well, I just meant the regular marines.
00:55:03Well, yeah, I thought you probably did, so I checked that, too, and he wasn't there.
00:55:06And so I called the VA, and there is not a single record of anyone named Harrison Ross in Vietnam.
00:55:13This is not the time, Susie.
00:55:16What's the holdup, lady?
00:55:18I'm sorry to upset you, Mom.
00:55:19I just, don't you think that's weird?
00:55:21What's weird?
00:55:22Well, there's no record of anyone with my dad's name in the armed services.
00:55:27Oh.
00:55:28There it is.
00:55:31There it is.
00:55:32Morty, just go on back up there.
00:55:34Look, I'm not going to say that I knew this would happen, but I knew this would happen.
00:55:44Mom, I need answers.
00:55:46Do you have to do this now?
00:55:49You are ruining my wedding rehearsal.
00:55:52We've been married four times.
00:55:53I think you got it down.
00:55:54I will not stand here and be attacked.
00:55:58Mom, don't walk away from me.
00:56:00What do you want me to say?
00:56:04You want me to say I'm a bad mother?
00:56:06Fine!
00:56:07I'm a bad mother!
00:56:09Are you happy now?
00:56:12Mom!
00:56:14Mom!
00:56:17Yes, yes, I know what I'm getting into.
00:56:25Morty?
00:56:26Morty, have you seen my mom?
00:56:27Yeah, yeah, she seemed, uh, she seemed pretty upset.
00:56:31I think, I think she took a cab home.
00:56:35You need a ride?
00:56:36I need you to tell me the truth about my father.
00:56:39Hop in.
00:56:44When, uh, when I was in Korea, I was stationed outside of, uh, Pusan.
00:56:49And we'd, uh, we'd, we'd get these, these passes, you know, and we, and we'd go into town and, you know, we'd have a, have a few beers.
00:56:57And we used to call it R&R in, in military lingo.
00:57:03Yeah, well, I know what R&R means, so what does this have to do with my father?
00:57:06Well, that's, that's what I'm getting to.
00:57:07Uh, anyway, there were these, these young ladies, professional ladies, if you know what I mean.
00:57:15Morty, can we just move this along?
00:57:18Oh, okay.
00:57:19Long story short, I, it's just, I never figured that my first time with a woman would, would be in an alley behind a Korean noodle stand.
00:57:31My fatigue's down around my, my ankle.
00:57:33Okay, again, what does this have to do with my father?
00:57:36We, we've, we've all done things that, you know, that we're ashamed of.
00:57:39I mean, you know, we all, we all have secrets.
00:57:47Your, your, your father wasn't a war hero.
00:57:51I mean, he wasn't in Vietnam.
00:57:55Well, why would my mother tell me that?
00:57:58So, uh, Sophie wasn't, wasn't married to your father.
00:58:03I'm, I'm not, I'm not sure she even, she even knew his name.
00:58:06Are you saying that I'm the result of my mother having a one night stand?
00:58:12Well, like I, like I said, we've all, you know, we've, we've all done things that we, that we're ashamed of.
00:58:18George.
00:58:31Brie, this is a surprise.
00:58:33I'm sorry to jump by an announcement.
00:58:35I just had this disturbing visit from an old friend of yours, a, a Layla Mitzman.
00:58:42She, uh, shouldn't have contacted you.
00:58:45Well, she did, and she said some pretty horrible things about you.
00:58:52You should know that she's a renowned liar.
00:58:53That's what I thought at first, but then, having had time to think about it, I can't understand why she'd go to so much trouble.
00:59:00I mean, what would her motive be?
00:59:02She's obsessed with me.
00:59:03She still wants me.
00:59:05Wasn't it obvious?
00:59:07No.
00:59:08The woman is absolutely certifiable.
00:59:10What's more, I can prove it.
00:59:12Layla was a customer here, even though she's no longer welcome.
00:59:16We still keep her prescriptions on file.
00:59:23Fluoxetine, 100 milligrams, risperidone, 250 mil, I'm sorry, what is this?
00:59:30One is an antidepressant for mood swings.
00:59:32One is an antipsychotic to control hallucinations.
00:59:35Like I said, she's a very troubled lady.
00:59:38Well, why did you date her in the first place?
00:59:42In the beginning, you're blind to the flaws, right?
00:59:47That's true.
00:59:48In the beginning.
00:59:50So?
00:59:51We're good?
00:59:55Yeah, of course we are.
00:59:56We're good.
01:00:18We're good.
01:00:21Your mail came.
01:00:28You said you were leaving.
01:00:30No, I said I was giving you space.
01:00:31I did.
01:00:32I was watching you from my car.
01:00:34Look, the guy who broke in stole ice cream.
01:00:37I don't think I'm in any danger.
01:00:39So you can go.
01:00:39I don't need you.
01:00:41Carlos says you do.
01:00:45Where are you going?
01:00:46Shopping.
01:00:47Not that it's any of your business.
01:00:48You sure like to shop.
01:00:50Yes, I do.
01:00:52That's all I've seen you do the past day and a half.
01:00:54Uh-huh.
01:00:55All that shopping must be making up for something.
01:00:59Excuse me?
01:01:00You know, Carlos has your number.
01:01:01He says you're one tough cookie.
01:01:03So tough you don't have to deal with your feelings.
01:01:05He's a perceptive man.
01:01:07He thought I was cheating with two gay guys.
01:01:09Are you sure you want to go with perceptive?
01:01:10Well, let's see.
01:01:11It's been, what, a week since you lost your baby?
01:01:13Yeah, so?
01:01:15So I never heard of shopping out the pain.
01:01:17Why is everyone on my back about this?
01:01:19I will deal with my loss my way, okay?
01:01:21I'll do it.
01:01:30Where are you going?
01:01:32Uh, I, uh, I just thought I would go out and look some more.
01:01:35Go to try the park.
01:01:36In the middle of the night?
01:01:37Well, yeah, well, he hasn't really been showing his face in the daylight, has he?
01:01:41Or would you rather we just let Caleb run loose?
01:01:45He could be in trouble.
01:01:47We're hurting another girl.
01:01:49He didn't hurt Mrs. Solis, Matthew.
01:01:52He was just hungry.
01:01:55Yeah, well, I wasn't talking about Mrs. Solis.
01:01:58But you know that.
01:01:59Yeah, let's do it in touch.
01:02:04I love him.
01:02:06I love him.
01:02:06I love him.
01:02:07He did.
01:02:08I love him.
01:02:08I love you.
01:02:08I love him.
01:02:09I love him.
01:02:10I love him.
01:02:11I love him.
01:02:14I love you.
01:02:15I love him.
01:02:17I love him.
01:02:17I love him.
01:02:20And I'm Judge Luis.
01:02:20I'm a kidnapping.
01:02:21So, are you still going to be my matron of honor?
01:02:42Of course I am.
01:02:45I'm not going to pretend like I'm not still a little freaked out.
01:02:47I am.
01:02:49But I did a lot of thinking about it this morning,
01:02:50and I think I understand.
01:02:53You wanted to protect me,
01:02:55and you thought I needed a hero.
01:02:58I had one.
01:03:00You.
01:03:06I was always so worried I would screw you up.
01:03:10No, I am screwed up.
01:03:12It wasn't your fault.
01:03:13Entirely.
01:03:14Oh.
01:03:20Hey, Stu.
01:03:29You busy?
01:03:30Huh.
01:03:31Just updating my blog.
01:03:33Because I've got an important assignment for you.
01:03:36Great.
01:03:36I'm really ready to take on more responsibility around here.
01:03:39Yeah, I applaud that.
01:03:40But what I need is for you to help me to prove a point to my husband.
01:03:45Oh, you want to make him jealous.
01:03:49Uh, no.
01:03:51Actually, I need you to kidnap my children.
01:04:01Okay, so what am I supposed to be looking at?
01:04:03Just wait for it.
01:04:08Okay, here he comes.
01:04:09What's going on?
01:04:16I'm just trying to prove a point.
01:04:18Hi.
01:04:20Little boys.
01:04:22Hell, who is that?
01:04:23It's just Stu from our office.
01:04:25You guys want to go for a ride?
01:04:28And is he abducting our kids?
01:04:30Maybe.
01:04:31This is crazy.
01:04:32Why?
01:04:33Are you worried they might get in?
01:04:35We can go to the, uh, carnival.
01:04:40You like carnivals?
01:04:41We're not allowed to talk to strangers.
01:04:43Run, boys.
01:04:44So, uh, why don't you boys get in the car?
01:04:47Run away.
01:04:49Run.
01:04:49Get in the car and I'll give you some candy.
01:04:51Yeah, candy!
01:04:52Why aren't they running away?
01:04:56Well, this is not the time to be smug.
01:04:58Clearly our sons are idiots.
01:05:01Okay.
01:05:02Okay.
01:05:03I'm sure.
01:05:05Hi.
01:05:09Hi.
01:05:10Ow!
01:05:11Oh, my God!
01:05:13Ow!
01:05:13My kids, man!
01:05:15Yes!
01:05:16Oh, you don't!
01:05:17Ow!
01:05:18Ow!
01:05:19You pervade!
01:05:20Hold on, you're not going anywhere!
01:05:21Ow!
01:05:23Ow!
01:05:26Ow!
01:05:27Anyway, after we wrapped this shindig, I'm whisking my new bride away on a four-month cruise
01:05:42around the world.
01:05:44I would have been happy with a weekend in Vegas, but, you know, whitch!
01:05:53Anyway, here she is, my beautiful bride.
01:05:58I want to thank everyone for coming, and especially my Morty, who's helped me be a better person.
01:06:12And I want to thank my amazing daughter, Susan, and tell her how much I appreciate her love and respect.
01:06:26Because I'm a horrible person, and she deserves so much better than me.
01:06:37Honey, honey.
01:06:38No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:06:42Susan needs to know the truth.
01:06:46Your father was not a one-night stand.
01:06:55He was 33.
01:06:58He was married.
01:07:02And he was my boss.
01:07:03When I told him I was pregnant, he broke it off.
01:07:10And he'd never spoke to me again.
01:07:14But he gave me my beautiful, incredible daughter.
01:07:20And for that, I want to thank Addison Broody.
01:07:25Oh, my God.
01:07:28Do you know where he is?
01:07:30I have no idea.
01:07:31I swear, if I knew, I would tell you.
01:07:35I know Addison Broody.
01:07:36He runs the feed and supply store at 3rd and Sutherland.
01:07:42Broody's a fairly common name, of course.
01:07:46So...
01:07:48Is that him?
01:07:52Yes.
01:07:52Are you saying that all this time, my father has been alive and just right across the town, running the supply and feed store?
01:08:04I can't believe this!
01:08:05You're not, you're not still, still seeing him, are you?
01:08:21Maybe.
01:08:22Is something wrong?
01:08:32You've been so quiet all evening.
01:08:34No, no, I'm just tired, that's all.
01:08:37Care to dance?
01:08:38Might pep you up.
01:08:39I don't think so, but thank you, though.
01:08:45Bri, where is your ring?
01:08:46Oh, um, the, the stone is loose, so I'm gonna take it to the jewelers.
01:08:50But don't worry, it's safe.
01:08:53This isn't about Lele, is it?
01:08:55No.
01:08:56No, it's like I told you, the stone can just pop off at any second.
01:09:00Well, I don't care.
01:09:01Please put it on.
01:09:03What?
01:09:04I want you to wear it.
01:09:05Well, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to.
01:09:07Why not?
01:09:08Because I don't feel like it.
01:09:10And this is the last time we're gonna talk about this, okay?
01:09:13Excuse me, ma'am.
01:09:14We don't allow members of Zeta Beta Kappa in here.
01:09:19Ty!
01:09:20Hi, Grant!
01:09:21Oh, hi!
01:09:23What are you doing in town?
01:09:24Visiting my folks.
01:09:25Oh, my goodness.
01:09:27Oh, George, this is Ty Grant.
01:09:29We used to date in college.
01:09:31Ty, this is George.
01:09:32Um, he's a good friend of mine.
01:09:34Actually, we're engaged.
01:09:40Bri, you look fantastic.
01:09:41You have an age today.
01:09:42Ty, would you like to dance?
01:09:44Sure.
01:09:45I'd love to.
01:09:47Let me take your coat.
01:09:48Yes.
01:09:48Yes.
01:10:12I need to cut in.
01:10:26George, would you really sit down?
01:10:28You're being rude.
01:10:29Am I in the middle of something?
01:10:30Well, at least put on the ring.
01:10:31No.
01:10:33George, I don't want to.
01:10:34We are engaged.
01:10:35You have to wear it.
01:10:36You're not at all, man.
01:10:37I'm sorry.
01:10:46I just...
01:10:48We're engaged.
01:10:52See, the thing is,
01:10:54I don't think we are anymore.
01:10:56Bri.
01:10:57Lisa, you should go.
01:10:58Lord, I'm sorry.
01:11:26I'm fine.
01:11:26Right over there, sir. Management links us to keep the nice cars out front.
01:11:56Afternoon. New hairdo.
01:12:00So what if it is?
01:12:01Looks nice, that's all.
01:12:03You know, I also got a facial, and later on I'm gonna get a pedicure and an eyebrow wax, so there.
01:12:08That's fine with me.
01:12:09No, it's not, because I know what you're thinking.
01:12:11Yeah?
01:12:12You know what? I'm tired of you judging me.
01:12:15What is it gonna take to get rid of you, hmm? What's your last name?
01:12:19Ramos.
01:12:20Ramos. Here is $1,000. I won't tell Carlos you didn't stick around.
01:12:25It'll be our little secret.
01:12:28I just got out of prison. I'm not exactly set up with a bank account.
01:12:32Should we go to your bank and cashes?
01:12:34And then you'll leave?
01:12:36Hey, it's a grand.
01:12:40Buckle up.
01:12:44You don't have a window thingy?
01:12:46Nope.
01:12:51I don't have a door handle either.
01:12:55Nope.
01:12:58But I do have a confession to make.
01:13:02Carlos didn't really send me to protect you.
01:13:04Go figure.
01:13:19No one else in the park.
01:13:22We got it all to ourselves.
01:13:24Perfect.
01:13:25Perfect.
01:13:37Why don't you go find us a good spot?
01:13:39I gotta get something on the truck.
01:13:41Hey, where the hell are you going?
01:13:59You're not gonna kill me?
01:14:01I hadn't planned on it.
01:14:02Besides, if I was gonna kill you, I wouldn't use a balloon.
01:14:07It would take too long.
01:14:09What am I supposed to think?
01:14:10You lie about protecting me and then you lock me in that heap without door handles so I can't get out.
01:14:15Carlos sent me to help you with your grief.
01:14:18You're kidding, right?
01:14:19No.
01:14:21Look, I know a little something about loss.
01:14:23It can take you to some real dark places.
01:14:25Especially if you don't face it head on.
01:14:28Like seventeen years in a six by ten prison cell.
01:14:32Dark.
01:14:36Too smart.
01:14:38The balloon represents the spirit of the life lost.
01:14:40By letting it go, you're acknowledging the pain you feel and releasing it at the same time.
01:14:47Okay, that's ridiculous.
01:14:49Besides, I don't feel what you think I'm feeling.
01:14:52Then it should be real easy.
01:14:55Fine, if I do this will you go?
01:14:57Yeah.
01:15:02Okay.
01:15:03Should I say something?
01:15:05If you want to.
01:15:06Not really, no.
01:15:07That's cool.
01:15:10Any time.
01:15:25Stupid.
01:15:29I didn't even want this baby.
01:15:31Yeah.
01:15:35And it would have been a terrible mother.
01:15:38If you say so.
01:15:40If it was a boy, I was going to name it Charlie.
01:15:41Yeah?
01:15:42And a girl Arora.
01:15:43Those are nice names.
01:16:32What is it, boy?
01:17:02What's going on out here?
01:17:06Call the police.
01:17:07You need me to tap him?
01:17:08Just call the police.
01:17:18Is that the guy who broke into your house?
01:17:20I don't know. I can't see him.
01:17:26Yeah, that's him.
01:17:28In a world filled with darkness, we all need some kind of light.
01:17:35Whether it's a great flame that shows us how to win back what we've lost.
01:17:41Or a powerful beacon intended to scare away potential monsters.
01:17:48Or a few glowing bulbs that reveal to us the hidden truth of our past.
01:17:58We all need something to help us get through the night.
01:18:05Even if it's just the tiniest glimmer of hope.
01:18:11We all need something to help us get through the night.
01:18:18We don't know some things whatsoever.
01:18:20We all need something there.
01:18:22We all need something to help us.
01:18:24But we need something other than the light above you.
01:18:26We all need something different to do.
01:18:28We all need something to help us all.