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00:00:00All right, come on.
00:00:08Come on, come on.
00:00:11Billy?
00:00:12Oh, hey.
00:00:14Hey, what you doing?
00:00:16Scrying.
00:00:18At seven in the morning?
00:00:20Actually, I've been doing this all night long.
00:00:25I'm just trying to find my sister.
00:00:27Now that I know a demon took her, I have to try, right?
00:00:30Billy.
00:00:30I know, I know he's got a 15-year head start on me,
00:00:33but, you know, I just figure if I keep doing this,
00:00:35and sooner or later...
00:00:37Do you think she's still alive?
00:00:38She has to be.
00:00:40Okay, here's the thing.
00:00:41If she's alive, we'll find her.
00:00:43I promise you that.
00:00:44But you can't let yourself become obsessed with this.
00:00:47I can't exactly let it go, either.
00:00:49But you don't want it to consume your life.
00:00:51I know, it's hard.
00:00:53Aren't you supposed to be at school or something?
00:00:55No, I can't focus on anything.
00:00:57Not school right now, especially.
00:00:58Well, I think maybe going to class would be a good thing for you.
00:01:01No, I can't.
00:01:01What if there's a demon and I'm not here?
00:01:03I can't help out.
00:01:04I don't see any demons.
00:01:06Do you see any demons?
00:01:07Time to make room for another.
00:01:28What the hell?
00:01:42Where am I?
00:01:43What's going on?
00:01:44You're out of time, J.D.
00:01:45You're no longer useful to me.
00:01:47What are you talking about?
00:01:48Who are you?
00:01:49Is he still alive?
00:02:15I think so.
00:02:18Pull 911.
00:02:19You're out of time, J.D.
00:02:21You're out of time, J.D.
00:02:22You're out of time.
00:02:23You're out of time, J.D.
00:02:23You're out of time.
00:02:24You're out of time, J.D.
00:02:25You're out of time, J.D.
00:02:26You're out of time, J.D.
00:02:27You're out of time, J.D.
00:02:28You're out of time, J.D.
00:02:29You're out of time, J.D.
00:02:30You're out of time, J.D.
00:02:31You're out of time, J.D.
00:02:32You're out of time, J.D.
00:02:33You're out of time, J.D.
00:02:34You're out of time, J.D.
00:02:35You're out of time, J.D.
00:02:36You're out of time, J.D.
00:02:37You're out of time, J.D.
00:03:08Hey there.
00:03:16Can I borrow your car?
00:03:17Mine's running on fumes.
00:03:18Sorry, mine is too.
00:03:20What?
00:03:20I just filled it up.
00:03:21Well, now it's empty.
00:03:23Honey?
00:03:24Yeah.
00:03:25No, we're out of honey.
00:03:28Put it down the list.
00:03:32Well, much as I'd like to stay here and watch you two snipe at each other, I don't be late
00:03:36for my interview.
00:03:37What interview?
00:03:38Oh, social services.
00:03:40I'm going to try to get my old job back.
00:03:41Why?
00:03:42Why?
00:03:42Because I like it.
00:03:43That's why.
00:03:44I only quit because of the whole magic thing, but now that we've got Billy to help out.
00:03:48I think that's great.
00:03:50Hey, maybe you could help me adopt a child.
00:03:51What?
00:03:52Well, yeah.
00:03:53I'm sort of thinking that adoption might be my only option at this point.
00:03:56Phoebe, that's ridiculous.
00:03:58Why?
00:03:58What's wrong with adoption?
00:03:59You were adopted.
00:04:00Ah, that reminds me.
00:04:02We need eggs.
00:04:02Oh, eggs I have.
00:04:04It's the sperm I'm missing.
00:04:06Gross.
00:04:07I'm just saying.
00:04:08I can't just sit back and wait for love to find me.
00:04:11I got to hurry up.
00:04:12At least according to my tea leaves.
00:04:14Tea, Leo.
00:04:16Tea.
00:04:17You already told me.
00:04:18Sniping.
00:04:18I wasn't sniping.
00:04:19Oh, my God.
00:04:20That's perfect.
00:04:21What?
00:04:23Why didn't I think of that before?
00:04:25I got to go.
00:04:27How did I wind up the only sane one here?
00:04:30You're telling me.
00:04:31So, uh, you want me to go to the store with you?
00:04:33No, you should...
00:04:34I think you should pick up the kids.
00:04:39No, I got it.
00:04:40It's fine.
00:04:41I got it.
00:04:43Thanks.
00:04:43Thanks.
00:04:43Thanks.
00:04:43Thanks.
00:04:49Hey, you're not just going to leave like that, are you?
00:04:53I tried to help clean up, but, uh...
00:04:55No, no, no, no.
00:04:56I'm not talking about the milk.
00:04:57I'm talking about you two.
00:04:58You've been walking around on pins and needles for over a week now.
00:05:01Why don't you guys just talk?
00:05:03You know, no offense, Paige, but it's really none of your business.
00:05:06Uh, actually it is because I live here too and this is affecting us all.
00:05:10Look, we know you guys have this epic, destined marriage,
00:05:12but it doesn't mean that you're immune to problems,
00:05:14especially with everything that's gone on lately.
00:05:18I know.
00:05:18Well, if you know, then why don't you do something about it?
00:05:21I've tried.
00:05:22We've tried and it always just ends up in an argument.
00:05:25Well, I don't know.
00:05:25Why don't you try seeing a marriage counselor?
00:05:28We've tried that once too, remember?
00:05:30Try somebody else.
00:05:32Try another one.
00:05:33You guys owe it to yourselves.
00:05:36You know, I don't think you're going to have much problem getting that job.
00:05:38Well, uh, unless I get there soon, I am going to.
00:05:40So please, just go talk to her.
00:05:43Please.
00:05:48Hello, Paige.
00:05:52It's good to see you.
00:05:54Sam?
00:05:55Sam?
00:05:56Don't you mean Dad?
00:05:58Dad?
00:05:58Multiple abrasions, bruises, concussion, yet no internal bleeding.
00:06:10He's a lucky kid, although we haven't been able to ID him yet, so for now he's a John Doe.
00:06:14Have the authorities been notified yet?
00:06:17Yeah, like over an hour ago.
00:06:18Well, when he comes up from the ER, best put him in a private room, until we find out who he really is.
00:06:25All right, Dr....
00:06:26Vlachloff.
00:06:28I'm filling in for Dr. Winfield.
00:06:34His name's Jonathan David Williams.
00:06:38Though he goes by J.D.
00:06:40He's my charge, a future white lighter.
00:06:43Or he was supposed to be.
00:06:46Yeah, and?
00:06:46He disappeared in 1955.
00:06:49I have heard nothing from him since.
00:06:51Not until he was hit by a car this morning and rushed to a hospital.
00:06:55Well, how old is he?
00:06:56The same age as he was then.
00:06:57He hasn't aged a day.
00:06:59I don't understand it either, Paige, but I gotta believe that whoever or whatever made him disappear 50 years ago doesn't want him found now.
00:07:07Which is why I need your help.
00:07:09You're a white lighter.
00:07:10Why don't you just orb him to safety?
00:07:11Too many people have seen him.
00:07:12It would raise too many questions.
00:07:14Well, what do you want me to do?
00:07:15Help me get him out of there?
00:07:17Maybe cast a little spell?
00:07:18What?
00:07:19I'm the only witch you know?
00:07:20You are my daughter.
00:07:21Genetically, maybe.
00:07:23Look, I can't do this right now.
00:07:25I'm late for a job interview, okay?
00:07:26An interview?
00:07:27Why do you need a job?
00:07:28You're a witch, a white lighter.
00:07:30Maybe if you came around more than once every three years, you would know this about your daughter.
00:07:35Look, I'm sorry, Paige.
00:07:37Paige, I just...
00:07:38I didn't want to intrude.
00:07:43Whatever.
00:07:43Doesn't matter.
00:07:44I'll call Phoebe, see if she can help, okay?
00:07:47Paige, can't Billy do it?
00:07:49I mean, I'm kind of in the middle of something, and isn't she our magical go-to girl?
00:07:53No, she was up all night trying to find her sister, which is why I was hoping that you...
00:07:57Would you describe me as gregarious?
00:07:59No.
00:07:59I would describe you as evasive.
00:08:01Where are you, anyway?
00:08:02Um, I'm just exploring my options, but don't worry, I'm not committing...
00:08:06But committing to what?
00:08:07How we doing?
00:08:09Oops, I gotta go.
00:08:10Baby, baby!
00:08:11Who's gonna help Sam?
00:08:12You know what?
00:08:12I don't know.
00:08:13He's your dad.
00:08:14No, he's not.
00:08:17Sorry.
00:08:18What'd she say?
00:08:22Okay, here you go.
00:08:24So, uh, what's next?
00:08:27What's next is we try to match up with the perfect donor.
00:08:29Do you think I'm gonna get to meet him?
00:08:32This isn't a dating service, Miss Halliwell.
00:08:34It's a sperm bank.
00:08:36Right.
00:08:38Right.
00:08:39I blame you for this, you know.
00:08:41You're the one that had to open your big yap to Leo.
00:08:44Don't you remember what happened the last time we went to marriage counseling?
00:08:47Gee, I was just trying to help.
00:08:49Don't go if you don't want.
00:08:50Oh, no!
00:08:50We're going now, only this time we're going to some magical quack that Leo knows.
00:08:54He's not a quack, he's a soothsayer.
00:08:56Like I said, which way?
00:08:58So, wait, you're not gonna help me get Sam's charge out of the hospital?
00:09:02Uh, no.
00:09:03Why don't you try Agent Murphy?
00:09:05Maybe he can help you if he had enough clout.
00:09:07To get our identities back.
00:09:08He should be able to help you out with this.
00:09:10Well, what about my job interview?
00:09:11I don't know, don't ask me, ask your dad.
00:09:13He's not my...
00:09:15Never mind.
00:09:18Shall we go?
00:09:22Any idea where this soothsayer is hiding?
00:09:26No, I just know that he hangs out here.
00:09:28Okay, and how exactly do you know this guy?
00:09:32From my white lighter years.
00:09:34Huh.
00:09:35Like, trust me, he's helped plenty of magical couples over the years.
00:09:39Leo, I don't know about this.
00:09:41It's worth a try, isn't it?
00:09:42Actually, you know what?
00:09:44We've been through worse, and we should be able to fix this ourselves.
00:09:48Okay, but we haven't, have we?
00:09:50You know, look, we're just a little out of sync.
00:09:53That's all.
00:09:53It happens.
00:09:54You know, there's nothing wrong with getting some outside help once in a while.
00:09:57We owe it to ourselves.
00:09:59Flowers are not so much different from marriages, really.
00:10:02If you don't tend to them, nourish them.
00:10:08They wither.
00:10:193.30 is perfect.
00:10:21Thank you so much for rescheduling.
00:10:23I really appreciate it.
00:10:25Okay, bye.
00:10:26I don't understand why we couldn't just orb here.
00:10:28It would have been a lot faster.
00:10:29You want my help?
00:10:30We drive like everybody else.
00:10:31We're not like everybody else.
00:10:32Shh, speak for yourself.
00:10:33Paige.
00:10:34Oh, sorry we're late.
00:10:35Really horrible traffic.
00:10:36Of course, that could have been avoided.
00:10:39Sam, Agent Murphy, Agent Murphy Sam.
00:10:41Long story short, Sam's charge was hit by a car, and he's here in the hospital.
00:10:45We need you to check him out before something bad happens to him.
00:10:48Well, that was short.
00:10:49Hold on a sec.
00:10:50Wait, your charge?
00:10:52Uh, Sam's basically a guardian angel.
00:10:54We call it a white lighter.
00:10:55Like Paige is.
00:10:56But I want to be a social worker.
00:10:58But that isn't what you were born to be.
00:10:59Don't make me regret saving you three years ago.
00:11:02Are you two related or something?
00:11:03No.
00:11:03Yes.
00:11:05Anyway, okay, we need you to get J.D. out of here as soon as possible for this demon comes
00:11:08for him.
00:11:09Demon?
00:11:10What demon?
00:11:12I'll take it from here.
00:11:13Yeah.
00:11:13There's my charge.
00:11:14There's J.D.
00:11:15Dirty boots.
00:11:23Doctors don't wear dirty boots.
00:11:27Freeze!
00:11:28Don't move.
00:11:28What happened?
00:11:43What happened?
00:11:43Okay, why would a demon take him out of 1955 only to try to kill him now?
00:12:01He must have gotten something out of keeping J.D. alive all these years.
00:12:04Yeah, but what?
00:12:05And why hasn't he aged?
00:12:06That's creepy even by our standards.
00:12:09Now you know why I came to you.
00:12:10Well, just heal him.
00:12:13Maybe he'll know something.
00:12:14No, I don't want him awake.
00:12:15Why not?
00:12:16Because he'll wake up 50 years in the future.
00:12:19That's why.
00:12:20I don't want him to freak out.
00:12:22He'll take off.
00:12:23I know him.
00:12:24Barely got him to trust me before he disappeared.
00:12:26Well, I thought you said he was a future white lighter.
00:12:28Yeah, if I can keep him out of trouble, which I obviously haven't done a very good job of.
00:12:33Well, I've surrounded this room with crystals, so he's safe here.
00:12:36It'll give us some time to figure out who this demon is.
00:12:39But how?
00:12:40We didn't get a good look at him.
00:12:41I mean, there's nothing in the Book of Shadows.
00:12:43Agent Murphy might have some leads.
00:12:44He told me this wasn't the first case he'd heard of where someone just vanished into thin air.
00:12:49What part of the government does he work for exactly?
00:12:52The super creepy part.
00:12:55Look, he's helped us out with some magical problems.
00:12:57Okay, we trust him.
00:12:58He trusts us.
00:13:00I'm going to go talk to him, see what he knows, and I'll call you, okay?
00:13:04The white lighter way?
00:13:05No, Sam, the regular way.
00:13:07Answer the phone if it rings.
00:13:10Their wings old and tired, the two butterflies clung to a broken branch.
00:13:16And together, they floated down the river, each breathing life into the other, as they
00:13:23made their final journey home.
00:13:25Yoo-hoo.
00:13:26Anybody home?
00:13:26Earth calling.
00:13:28Come on, give him a chance.
00:13:29I have, for the last 52 minutes and 23 seconds.
00:13:32So, what, that's it?
00:13:34Time's up?
00:13:34You think?
00:13:35You stop listening to each other.
00:13:37He's gone.
00:13:38Look, I didn't want to come here in the first place, okay?
00:13:41Our problems are not magical, Leo.
00:13:43They're normal.
00:13:44They were caused by magic.
00:13:45That's why we're here.
00:13:46No, we are here because you didn't care what I wanted.
00:13:49You just cared what you wanted.
00:13:50How many times a day do you have sex?
00:13:52A day?
00:13:53What are you, crazy?
00:13:54No wonder you wanted to see him.
00:13:56Are you kidding me?
00:13:56Really?
00:13:59Hang on.
00:14:03Ah, shucks.
00:14:04Look.
00:14:04Family emergency.
00:14:05Gotta go.
00:14:06Just remember, it is always darkest before the dawn.
00:14:26What the hell?
00:14:39Leo?
00:14:40Piper?
00:14:40Piper?
00:14:45Yep.
00:14:47Nope.
00:14:48Nope.
00:14:50This one's not right either.
00:14:51But we've been through over 50 donor candidates so far.
00:14:54Yeah, I know.
00:14:56Maybe I'm just not being specific.
00:14:59What I need is a little girl with brown eyes, sandy blonde hair, little butt nose that likes
00:15:05to save innocence, you know, kicks butt, works well in groups of three.
00:15:10I mean, that's all.
00:15:11That's all?
00:15:12Yeah.
00:15:14Miss Hallowell.
00:15:15You know what?
00:15:16Call me Phoebe.
00:15:17Please.
00:15:18I mean, we're talking sperm here, right?
00:15:20Oh, Phoebe, I don't think specifics are the problem here.
00:15:25I mean, let's face it, you have an incredibly specific image of who you want your little
00:15:30girl to be.
00:15:31Too specific, actually.
00:15:33Well, to be honest, she doesn't have to have the little butt nose.
00:15:37Oh.
00:15:38Okay.
00:15:38We specialize in helping to create families here.
00:15:41And we're dedicated to promoting an open approach to helping anybody who wants to start
00:15:45a family but can't.
00:15:46And I totally respect that.
00:15:47I mean, that's why I'm here.
00:15:49But we're not a substitute for love.
00:15:53I've been doing this a long time, Phoebe.
00:15:56And I know from experience that when someone can't find a match, they don't really want
00:16:01to.
00:16:02What they want is outside these walls, not inside.
00:16:06What they want is inside?
00:16:26Paige, where are you?
00:16:39Sam?
00:16:40Sam?
00:16:42Shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:16:44It's okay, J.D.
00:16:47You just go back to sleep, you rest.
00:16:51What?
00:16:53What happened?
00:16:55Ah!
00:16:57God!
00:17:01Close your eyes.
00:17:04Go on.
00:17:06Trust me.
00:17:20I feel better.
00:17:23Now.
00:17:24What's going on?
00:17:25It's a long story, but you still need to rest, okay?
00:17:29It's important.
00:17:30You've been through a lot.
00:17:31Okay, but what happened?
00:17:35Where am I?
00:17:35How did I get here?
00:17:37What do you remember?
00:17:37Well, I remember getting nailed by a car.
00:17:40Before that.
00:17:42I don't know.
00:17:46I was at the drive-in.
00:17:50It was the middle of the flick, rebel without a cause.
00:17:54I went to get a soda and...
00:17:57And what?
00:17:58I don't know.
00:17:59Some creep scared the hell out of me.
00:18:03Took a flash photo, blinded me.
00:18:05Next thing I know, I'm inside somewhere and he's...
00:18:07He's what?
00:18:09What did he do?
00:18:12Yeah, I must have bashed my head in pretty good.
00:18:18Stay put.
00:18:18Piper, the soothsayer must have done this for a reason.
00:18:23I am not going to spend the rest of my life tinkling standing up.
00:18:26Actually, guys, don't tinkle.
00:18:28We...
00:18:28Hey, you guys, will you knock it off?
00:18:29You're driving me crazy.
00:18:31Look, either you find a spell to reverse this or you find a magical divorce attorney.
00:18:34Hey, Sam, how's it going?
00:18:39Wow, that's quite a handshake, Piper.
00:18:41That's because I'm Piper and that's Leo.
00:18:43Uh, yeah, it's a long story.
00:18:45Don't ask.
00:18:46We'll be upstairs.
00:18:47We got a few things to work out.
00:18:49Gee, you think?
00:18:50Uh, and Paige thought Billy could help you.
00:18:53She's really good.
00:18:55Upstairs, mister.
00:19:01So I'm pretty much caught up here, but I charge ten bucks an hour to babysit.
00:19:05Yeah, that's what I'm doing here, right?
00:19:06It's not exactly a demon hunt, but in for a penny, in for a pound, huh?
00:19:10Okay, look, I need to find Paige.
00:19:12I need you to look after JD.
00:19:14Do not let him out of the house.
00:19:16If he finds out what year it is, he'll go crazy.
00:19:18Okay, fine, I'll just cast a spell on him.
00:19:20No, no spells.
00:19:22He doesn't know anything about magic, and he can't either.
00:19:24He's had more than enough magic used on him already.
00:19:27Fine, twelve bucks an hour.
00:19:28But when you find Paige, you tell her I have a midterm to study for and a sister to find.
00:19:32She owes me big time for this.
00:19:33This is so re...
00:19:33Hey, baby.
00:19:39We're shaking.
00:19:42No charge.
00:19:55What the hell is taking so long?
00:19:58Where'd you come from?
00:19:59I just got here.
00:20:00Yeah, well, you wouldn't have if you'd orbed.
00:20:02I didn't want to orb.
00:20:03Which is why I had to.
00:20:05JD's awake.
00:20:06Who's with him?
00:20:07Billy.
00:20:07I don't know how long she's gonna be able to keep him from figuring out where he is.
00:20:11Did he say anything about what happened?
00:20:12Not much.
00:20:13Just that somebody took a flash photograph of him, nearly blinded him.
00:20:17Flash photo, huh?
00:20:18Wasn't one of the last victims seen with a photographer?
00:20:22Oh, cool television.
00:20:44Where are the ears?
00:20:48The ears?
00:20:50Yeah, you know.
00:20:51Antennas.
00:20:53Oh, oh, the antennas, right.
00:20:55Um, it doesn't...
00:20:57This thing's been broken for ages.
00:20:58Why don't we sit down and chat?
00:21:00Boss.
00:21:00Did you just say boss?
00:21:04Are you from a different country or something?
00:21:07Um, no.
00:21:07Why do you ask?
00:21:08Because you don't seem to know much about ours.
00:21:11Plus the way you're dressed.
00:21:13Yeah, okay, let's talk about something else.
00:21:15So, um, where are you from, JD?
00:21:17Where's Sam?
00:21:18Sam, he went out on an errand.
00:21:20He'll be right back.
00:21:21Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:24Oh, you want one?
00:21:26No.
00:21:27Hello, cancer.
00:21:29What are you talking about?
00:21:30Oh, jeez.
00:21:33What is that?
00:21:34This is, uh, nothing.
00:21:36This is just, uh, it's a new musical device.
00:21:38My dad's an inventor.
00:21:42What's going on around here?
00:21:43Wait, I...
00:21:44JD, I can explain.
00:21:45Yeah?
00:21:46I'm listening.
00:21:47Okay, well, maybe I can't explain,
00:21:49or at least I'm not allowed to,
00:21:50but look, all I can promise you
00:21:51is that you're safe here.
00:21:53Safe from what?
00:21:57Oh, jeez.
00:22:00Where am I?
00:22:10Wait, JD, it's okay.
00:22:11No, wait, let me tell you.
00:22:12Hold on.
00:22:14Piper!
00:22:14Leo!
00:22:15I can't believe this.
00:22:17I can't believe this.
00:22:21So beautiful.
00:22:23She was an angel.
00:22:26I've racked my brain
00:22:27trying to understand what happened.
00:22:30Thirty years.
00:22:32It all feels like yesterday.
00:22:33I just hope and pray
00:22:37that she'll come back to me again.
00:22:41You mentioned in the police report
00:22:42that you saw a flash of light.
00:22:44Any idea what that was
00:22:45or where it came from?
00:22:47The camera, I assume.
00:22:49She was having a picture taken
00:22:50for her mother's birthday.
00:22:52At a photography studio?
00:22:53Yes.
00:22:54Do you remember where that was?
00:22:56Somewhere over on Knob Hill,
00:22:57but it's not there anymore.
00:22:58And that's the last you saw of her.
00:23:02What about the photographer?
00:23:04Anyone ever track him down?
00:23:06They tried, I tried,
00:23:07but it's as if he disappeared too.
00:23:11You're a demon, maybe?
00:23:14I think you can find that studio?
00:23:16Yeah.
00:23:16Excuse me.
00:23:24She wanted to be a teacher.
00:23:26She had such a good heart,
00:23:28always helping others.
00:23:31She sounds like a wonderful girl.
00:23:34You still miss her.
00:23:37A father never stops
00:23:39loving his daughter.
00:23:40A father never stops loving his daughter.
00:23:46All right, I gotta go.
00:23:50Bye.
00:23:51So, it turns out that studio
00:23:53used to be a few blocks away
00:23:54from where your friend
00:23:55was hit by that car.
00:23:56Which means the demon
00:23:57might reopen for business.
00:23:59What, taking pictures?
00:24:01Stealing lives.
00:24:02I think, uh,
00:24:04we should handle this.
00:24:05What?
00:24:06Why?
00:24:07Well, in case you don't remember,
00:24:08firearms and fireballs don't mix.
00:24:10Maybe we should call your sister
00:24:11just in case.
00:24:12I think I can handle
00:24:13one lousy demon alone.
00:24:15But what if you can't?
00:24:16Oh, what?
00:24:16Are you worried about me?
00:24:18We should get going.
00:24:23What am I supposed to do?
00:24:37Am I dead?
00:24:38I hope that you're gonna be
00:24:39if we don't get out of here.
00:24:41I'm real.
00:24:42J.D., I'm telling you, okay?
00:24:43We have to go.
00:24:44We can't...
00:24:45Did you see that?
00:24:47It didn't make a sound,
00:24:48like right out of Buck Rogers.
00:24:49It's a hybrid.
00:24:50Runs on battery.
00:24:53Battery?
00:24:53Why?
00:24:54Are you kidding?
00:24:54With gas?
00:24:55Three bucks a gallon?
00:24:56Three bucks?
00:24:57No way.
00:24:58It's like 25 cents.
00:25:05It's okay.
00:25:06It's all right.
00:25:06They're not gonna hurt you.
00:25:07It's just a cop.
00:25:08A cop?
00:25:09I don't understand.
00:25:11I know, I know.
00:25:13I'm sorry.
00:25:15November 6, 2005?
00:25:16But that's not possible.
00:25:18Is it?
00:25:20What else could it be?
00:25:22Look, I know this is a lot to handle, okay?
00:25:24I don't know what to tell you.
00:25:25All I can say is Sam can explain this to you
00:25:27in a much safer place, so we should go.
00:25:28My dad.
00:25:30I gotta see my dad.
00:25:36Hey, watch the face, will you, Leo?
00:25:38I just gotta peel.
00:25:39Would you please just try to find a spell
00:25:41to change us back?
00:25:42I know what I'm doing, Piper.
00:25:44People who know what they're doing
00:25:45don't cause explosions.
00:25:46You know, it's one thing to have my wife
00:25:49constantly criticize everything I do.
00:25:51It's another thing when you do it from my own body.
00:25:53Well, since I figure you never listen to me,
00:25:55you might listen to yourself.
00:25:56No romantic dinners, no walks on the beach.
00:26:00There is no way I can be inseminated.
00:26:02I tried, I just couldn't do it.
00:26:04It didn't feel right.
00:26:05That's gross.
00:26:06No, what's gross is me pushing the issue
00:26:08because of some stupid premonitions, you know?
00:26:10I want love first.
00:26:12I want what you guys have.
00:26:14Not today, you don't trust me.
00:26:16Why?
00:26:17What's going on?
00:26:17Talk to your sister.
00:26:20Yeah.
00:26:21Oh, my God.
00:26:22Did Wyatt switch you guys again?
00:26:23No, it was a marriage counselor.
00:26:26Actually, it was a gardener
00:26:29and it was Leo's fault.
00:26:32Okay, that's too weird.
00:26:33Never mind, we'll figure it out.
00:26:35How's Billy doing downstairs with JD?
00:26:38There's nobody downstairs.
00:26:40What?
00:26:45Hey, are you all right?
00:26:46They said that my dad
00:26:51just died.
00:26:56Oh, God, JD, I'm so sorry.
00:26:59They said he was 93 years old.
00:27:0393?
00:27:04How could that be?
00:27:06He had nobody left.
00:27:08Not my mom, my brothers.
00:27:10They said he buried me 50 years ago
00:27:13even though he never stopped looking for me.
00:27:17I mean, how could he bury me?
00:27:18I'm still alive.
00:27:20I know.
00:27:20I know.
00:27:21We are going to figure this whole thing out.
00:27:23Listen, look at me.
00:27:25JD, listen, you can trust me, right?
00:27:27You know you can trust me.
00:27:29I'm going to tell you something
00:27:30you're not going to believe,
00:27:31but you're going to have to.
00:27:32It's the only way this whole thing
00:27:32is going to make any sense to you.
00:27:34What happened 50 years ago
00:27:39to you, whatever's going on,
00:27:42Sam is figuring that out.
00:27:44All I know is whatever it is,
00:27:46it has something to do with magic.
00:27:49Are you crazy?
00:27:50No, I'm not.
00:27:51It's real.
00:27:52Okay?
00:27:52Just like what the demon did to you,
00:27:54that's real.
00:27:55And that he's trying to kill you.
00:27:56This is all very real.
00:28:00Look, I know this is hard to handle, okay?
00:28:02Believe me, I'm new at this myself.
00:28:04I just found out a week ago
00:28:07that a demon kidnapped my sister.
00:28:10Believe me, I know what you're going through.
00:28:12At least I kind of know what you're going through.
00:28:14Just don't run away from me.
00:28:15I can protect you from this.
00:28:17I promise.
00:28:33Anything?
00:28:34No.
00:28:36Maybe we should take something back
00:28:38to try and scry for him.
00:28:43Everything all right?
00:28:45Can you feel that?
00:28:47Feel what?
00:28:51The pain.
00:28:53Innocence.
00:28:54I can sense them.
00:28:55They were here.
00:28:57Future white lighters.
00:28:58That's what he's after.
00:28:59This could be a trap.
00:29:01You've got to get out of here.
00:29:02No, I'm not a future white lighter.
00:29:04I am a white lighter.
00:29:05But you're not embracing it.
00:29:07Otherwise, you'd sense it, too.
00:29:08That makes you vulnerable.
00:29:09No, that makes me sane.
00:29:10Look, you've got to stop fighting this, Paige.
00:29:12You've got to stop fighting yourself.
00:29:15Whether you like it or not,
00:29:16you are my daughter,
00:29:17which makes you a white lighter.
00:29:18And it's about damn time you accepted that.
00:29:20The hell it is.
00:29:21Look, for your information,
00:29:23my father, my real father,
00:29:25the one who raised me,
00:29:26loved me,
00:29:26and took care of me
00:29:27till the day he died,
00:29:29was a firefighter,
00:29:30not a white lighter.
00:29:31So how dare you
00:29:31show up here
00:29:32and act like you're my dad
00:29:34because I have news for you.
00:29:35You're not.
00:29:47Paige?
00:29:48Daughters,
00:29:52they tend to outlive their fathers.
00:29:55Grieve longer.
00:29:59Wait.
00:30:00Don't smile.
00:30:18Any luck finding J.D. and Billy?
00:30:20No, because Leah won't let me try.
00:30:22Because Piper's powers
00:30:23are still in her body.
00:30:25But the knowledge
00:30:26of how to use them isn't.
00:30:27Oh, yeah?
00:30:28Want to see me freeze you?
00:30:29Ha!
00:30:30Like you'd even know how.
00:30:31Okay, okay, okay.
00:30:32What the hell is going on here?
00:30:34Well, first of all,
00:30:35we're in each other's bodies.
00:30:36Well, yes, obviously.
00:30:37But the question is why?
00:30:39Stupid Gardner.
00:30:41He's a soothsayer.
00:30:42He's a quack.
00:30:43Okay, well, whatever it is,
00:30:45I think he knows exactly
00:30:46what he's doing.
00:30:47Come on, every shrink
00:30:49wants couples to walk a mile
00:30:50in each other's shoes, right?
00:30:52This guy just did it literally.
00:30:54Well, it's not working,
00:30:56isn't it?
00:30:57Look, you've only been
00:30:58in Piper's body a few hours
00:30:59and already,
00:31:00you see what she has to juggle.
00:31:02You know, being the breadwinner,
00:31:03a mom,
00:31:04a charmed one.
00:31:06See?
00:31:06And you,
00:31:07you finally get a good understanding
00:31:09what it feels like to be Leo
00:31:10and not have any powers
00:31:11and to be married to a witch.
00:31:13He has to do all the legwork
00:31:15around here,
00:31:15pick up all the slack.
00:31:16It's a thankless job.
00:31:19You guys have forgotten
00:31:20how great you are together.
00:31:22Everybody wants what you have.
00:31:24Trust me,
00:31:24I want what you have.
00:31:27Don't take it for granted.
00:31:31She's right.
00:31:32I know.
00:31:33We need to find more time
00:31:35to spend together, Piper.
00:31:36Just the two of us.
00:31:38So we can talk.
00:31:39And listen.
00:31:44We're back.
00:31:45Oh, thank God.
00:31:46Thank the shrink.
00:31:47Now hurry up and find Billy.
00:31:50Um, there's no need for that.
00:31:53JD needs to talk to Sam.
00:31:59What do you mean,
00:32:00he knows everything?
00:32:01I thought Billy
00:32:02was supposed to wrangle him.
00:32:03Yeah, I'm here,
00:32:06but I'm not seeing Sam.
00:32:09Well, just have JD call him.
00:32:11He's his charge.
00:32:13All right, all right, already.
00:32:15Crimey.
00:32:19Sam?
00:32:22Looking for someone?
00:32:25Who are you?
00:32:26Well, not to be defined
00:32:27by my work,
00:32:28but let's just say
00:32:30I like taking pictures.
00:32:31I like taking pictures.
00:32:33Tripod!
00:32:37Tell me where Sam is.
00:32:38Oh, you love your father
00:32:40more than you think,
00:32:41which means you'll miss him terribly.
00:32:44You see,
00:32:45I'm an expert in pain.
00:32:47It's my bread and butter, really.
00:32:49I feed off it.
00:32:50What do you want?
00:33:00To keep my collage complete.
00:33:03When JD escaped,
00:33:05I was forced to take Sam.
00:33:06If you want to see
00:33:09your father alive again,
00:33:11bring me JD.
00:33:14We don't swap innocents.
00:33:15The demon must know that.
00:33:17Well, he wasn't after JD.
00:33:20He was just a loose end,
00:33:21someone that got away.
00:33:22Someone that he wants
00:33:23to finish off.
00:33:24Well, he's got
00:33:25who he really wants.
00:33:26Sam.
00:33:27Yeah, thanks to me.
00:33:28I should have listened to him.
00:33:30Maybe he didn't want to.
00:33:33Hey, what's the problem?
00:33:34If he wants me,
00:33:35let him have me.
00:33:36Well, the problem is
00:33:38he's going to kill you.
00:33:39I got away from him
00:33:40before, didn't I?
00:33:41Yeah, how did you do that?
00:33:42It was something
00:33:43I learned from my dad.
00:33:45It works every time.
00:33:46No, not this time.
00:33:47It's too dangerous.
00:33:48Well, it doesn't matter.
00:33:49I owe him.
00:33:50He turned my life around.
00:33:51I don't know
00:33:52what I would have done
00:33:53without him.
00:33:54Um, why don't we
00:33:55take this up to the attic
00:33:56and see what Leo's
00:33:58come up with?
00:34:00We'll be back.
00:34:03Well, what about Sam?
00:34:05Oh, they'll figure
00:34:06something out.
00:34:07Jamie, what do you
00:34:08think you're going?
00:34:09What do you think?
00:34:10Look, I can't let you...
00:34:11Hey, you know
00:34:12I can stop you this time.
00:34:15Billy, I have to go.
00:34:19You know, besides,
00:34:20this isn't my time anymore.
00:34:21What are you talking about?
00:34:22Everyone I've ever loved,
00:34:24ever known, is gone now.
00:34:26I'm not supposed to be here.
00:34:28But you are here.
00:34:28Got by some strange twist
00:34:29as the fate.
00:34:32My time has passed.
00:34:33No, but Sam's still got family.
00:34:35He's still got friends.
00:34:36He can still help people.
00:34:38But you're here for a reason.
00:34:39I believe that.
00:34:40Well, maybe it was to do this.
00:34:42To do good.
00:34:44Or maybe it was just to meet you.
00:34:46J.D.
00:34:48J.D.
00:34:49Promise me something.
00:34:50You won't waste your whole life
00:34:52looking for your sister
00:34:53like my dad wasted his
00:34:54looking for me.
00:34:55I don't understand.
00:34:56I don't...
00:34:57I was lucky to know you, Billy.
00:35:10I was lucky to know you, Billy.
00:35:14Sam?
00:35:23Sam?
00:35:28Sam!
00:35:32You let Sam go.
00:35:33You got me now.
00:35:34Still, I need Sam to complete my collage.
00:35:37Just like I needed you.
00:35:40But not anymore.
00:35:41If you don't free him, the sister...
00:35:43Will never find me
00:35:44once I've taken care of my last
00:35:46loose end.
00:35:48Billy, it's not your fault.
00:36:06Yes, it is.
00:36:09I should have stopped him.
00:36:10If you could have, you would have.
00:36:13He didn't want you to.
00:36:15It's just so unfair.
00:36:16Or why would J.D. come back
00:36:18after all this time
00:36:19just to die like this?
00:36:20We can't save every innocent.
00:36:22We're witches.
00:36:23Not gods.
00:36:25Yes, I promise to protect him.
00:36:29Promises can be tricky.
00:36:31Sometimes you just have to let
00:36:32things happen in their own time.
00:36:36In their own way.
00:36:41Everything happens for a reason.
00:36:42Paige, you're not going to find Sam that way.
00:36:50Oh, yeah?
00:36:50Watch me.
00:36:52Well, how do you know he's even in the city?
00:36:53You don't know who the demon is.
00:36:55You're right.
00:36:57You make a vanquishing potion.
00:36:59Strongest one we've got.
00:37:00Uh, you know, there is another way
00:37:03to find Sam.
00:37:05Yeah, how?
00:37:06Call him?
00:37:07I already tried that.
00:37:09Thanks.
00:37:10You called for Sam.
00:37:12I think you need to call for your father.
00:37:14He's not my father.
00:37:15He's not your only father,
00:37:17but he is still, in fact, your father.
00:37:19You're connected.
00:37:21At least he's a white ladder.
00:37:25Dad?
00:37:26Paige?
00:37:41Okay, everybody.
00:37:43Let's back up.
00:37:44We're going to have some company.
00:37:48Oh, I don't understand.
00:37:53How did you free them?
00:37:54Oh, I didn't.
00:37:57She did.
00:37:59I guess my white ladder side
00:38:00is stronger than I thought.
00:38:09Smile.
00:38:10No!
00:38:17I think I'll have this one framed.
00:38:20What about them?
00:38:20What about them?
00:38:24Hmm.
00:38:36You may as well show up.
00:38:38I know you're lurking around here somewhere.
00:38:41Nothing wrong with those white ladder instincts of yours.
00:38:47Figured you'd want to talk.
00:38:48Uh, actually, I wanted to apologize.
00:38:53For?
00:38:54For being so hard on you.
00:38:57Paige, look, you don't have to, uh...
00:38:58Yeah, actually, I do.
00:39:01I guess I hadn't realized how much,
00:39:04you know, it hurt me,
00:39:05the whole not showing up sake.
00:39:07I don't blame you.
00:39:08I should have come by long ago,
00:39:10but
00:39:11out of deference to your
00:39:13real father's memory,
00:39:16I...
00:39:16I'm not exactly sure how I fit in.
00:39:24Well,
00:39:24I think there's room
00:39:26for both of you in my life.
00:39:30Agent Murphy managed to track down
00:39:32all the innocents' families?
00:39:34Yes, he did.
00:39:35I think it's safe to say
00:39:37Mr. Sawyer got the shock of his life.
00:39:39It'll be a tough adjustment.
00:39:41Better late than never.
00:39:42Yeah, unfortunately not for J.D.
00:39:45I wouldn't be so sure about that.
00:39:47Might have taken him an extra 50 years,
00:39:48but I think he finally managed
00:39:50to prove himself a future white lighter
00:39:51by saving another, you.
00:39:57Is he around?
00:39:59Definitely.
00:40:05All right.
00:41:00Yeah, no, I realize we haven't had a band in a couple of months, but, you know, haven't you read the papers? I've been helping Homeland Security. That even sounds ridiculous to me. I don't get it. It's, you know, two lousy months and suddenly I'm ice cold.
00:41:23Well, bands will be back. P3's still the hottest club in town. Oh, yeah? When? Hey, watch it! Sorry. Listen, do you want me to talk to Smitty? I'm playing golf with him this afternoon.
00:41:33No, I don't like that guy. He's slimy. Yeah, but he's got connections. He got you the Donnas.
00:41:38Fine. Let him win.
00:41:45Morning.
00:41:46Hi. I didn't know Leo golfed.
00:41:49Yeah, he does, but not very well. Don't tell him. Why are you so dressed up?
00:41:52Oh, well, the elders have assigned me a charge, a future white lighter.
00:41:56Here. Is that a good thing?
00:41:59Yeah, it is if he's cute.
00:42:00Don't you ever answer while waiting?
00:42:03Why?
00:42:04Well, Agent Murphy's been trying to get through. He's got a case for us.
00:42:08A case? What are we, Charlie's witches? We don't work for him.
00:42:10Well, apparently he seems to think that we do.
00:42:13Especially after reminding me over and over that he bailed us out of our little jam.
00:42:17That's blackmail.
00:42:18No, that's your taxpayer dollars at work.
00:42:20Yeah, well, I can't. I have to go deal with the charge.
00:42:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're not dumping this in my lap, Missy. I am very busy, too. I have dates. Lots and lots of dates.
00:42:30Are you trying to get pregnant again?
00:42:33No. I'm trying to find love. So I don't have any more time than you guys do to go through cold cases.
00:42:38What do you mean, cold cases?
00:42:40Well, there are cases that Murphy seems to think have some supernatural angle to them, so he wants us to go through boxes to see if we can find anything.
00:42:48How many boxes?
00:42:52You have got to be kidding me.
00:43:22Agent Murphy says he wants you to start a movie.
00:43:52Let's start with these. They're rated para-7 suspicion and higher.
00:43:56Para-7?
00:43:57Paranormal. Don't forget to wear protective gloves. We don't want the evidence tainted.
00:44:02Wait a minute. Where are you going?
00:44:04Hey, you can't just leave us here.
00:44:06Oh, this can't be legal.
00:44:09Apparently it is. Let's just get this over with so we can find something.
00:44:12You know, Agent Murphy can't make us do this on a weekly basis. It's boring.
00:44:15Well, if he does, we'll just turn him into a frog or something.
00:44:20Don't you answer that.
00:44:24Hello?
00:44:25Hey, how's it going?
00:44:27Of course I can make it.
00:44:29Piper, no you cannot.
00:44:30Okay, see you later.
00:44:33I gotta go. It's Leo's music buddy. He's trying to get me a band. It's very, very important.
00:44:37All right.
00:44:38You should probably leave those off because you'll get a premonition easier without them.
00:44:43Okay?
00:44:43Um, so I'll be back in a jiffy. Okay? See you later.
00:44:51Ow!
00:44:53I need more power.
00:44:55You said you'd find it for me by now.
00:44:58I'm doing everything I can, Zira. I've got feelers out everywhere.
00:45:01I don't know how much longer I could take answering to that... that brute, let alone all the others.
00:45:08I'm getting restless.
00:45:09And I said I'm working on it.
00:45:13Where's the potion? Why isn't it ready yet?
00:45:18It will be, Tai. I assure you.
00:45:21It better be. Or I'll find a new sorceress.
00:45:31I'll show him and his kind who's replaceable.
00:45:34Even if I have to kill every last male demon to do it.
00:45:38It's time for females to rule.
00:45:40Especially this female.
00:45:43The battle of the sexes is universal.
00:45:46Going back to Adam and Eve.
00:45:47In fact, men and women are so different that you have to wonder how we get along at all.
00:45:52What stops us from killing each other?
00:45:55The yin-yang theory explains it best.
00:45:59Yang, male, is cold, hard, and unbending.
00:46:03Yin, female, warm, soft, and yielding.
00:46:08But, notice the dots.
00:46:11A little bit of each in the other for balance.
00:46:15Billy, have something to add?
00:46:18No.
00:46:19Nothing he'd want to hear anyways.
00:46:21Try me.
00:46:22Okay, I think this whole thing's just a little outdated.
00:46:25You know, it might used to have been more clear-cut, but now men are just wimps or thugs.
00:46:29It's women that are balanced.
00:46:31Oh, I rest my case.
00:46:34I see your point.
00:46:35But, like it or not, behind every good man is a good woman, and vice versa.
00:46:39We need each other.
00:46:40Hardly.
00:46:41I'm around amazing women all the time that don't need guys.
00:46:43I mean, history proves that women are the stronger sex.
00:46:46Let's think back to goddesses, queens, muses, witches.
00:46:49Witches, women, same difference.
00:46:51You don't mean witches.
00:46:52You mean people.
00:46:53Shut up, sicko.
00:46:54The only way there will ever be any balance is if women get the chance to rule.
00:46:59Except history doesn't support your theory.
00:47:01When either sex becomes dominant, it's a fiasco.
00:47:05Yeah, for you guys.
00:47:06No, for everyone.
00:47:07We're different for a reason.
00:47:10By it or not, the yin-yang theory will be on the midterm today.
00:47:16Sorry, gotta take this.
00:47:19Phoebe?
00:47:20Hi.
00:47:21Demons?
00:47:21Okay, um, I'll just get a cap.
00:47:23All right, bye.
00:47:25Sorry, I gotta go.
00:47:26It's a family emergency.
00:47:30Uh.
00:47:31Well, the problem is, it's a catch-22.
00:47:33No band wants to play a club that hasn't had a band in a while.
00:47:36On the other hand, I need a band.
00:47:38That is a problem.
00:47:40Yes, but not an insurmountable one, right?
00:47:42Yeah, it's true.
00:47:43You guys have a great track record.
00:47:45I mean, you used to book a lot of talent.
00:47:48Uh-huh.
00:47:48And we still can.
00:47:49It just takes one.
00:47:51You're not gonna get a headliner.
00:47:53Okay.
00:47:54Uh, well, what if we do benefit for the hurricane victims?
00:47:58Maybe I can get you a chick band, but that's about it.
00:48:01A chick band?
00:48:02But it won't help much, because there aren't very many hip ones.
00:48:07I'm sorry, but there's a lot of hugely successful female bands around.
00:48:10Yeah, but you're not gonna get any of them?
00:48:12Well, why not?
00:48:13We used to.
00:48:14Whoa, don't get all emotional on me, baby.
00:48:16Oh, no, this is not emotional.
00:48:17Would you like to see emotional?
00:48:18Because I can get emotional.
00:48:20Okay, look, Smitty, bottom line is we really could use your help.
00:48:23So maybe there's somebody who owes you a favor?
00:48:26Oh, no!
00:48:26I don't need no favors from him.
00:48:28Okay.
00:48:29Oh, well, um, Liz Faire's passing through town.
00:48:34She likes a good charity.
00:48:35But we'll talk later when the old ballin' chain isn't around.
00:48:38Why were you so nice to him?
00:48:44Why did you not throw him out on his macho pig ass?
00:48:47Because I'm trying to get you a band.
00:48:49Okay, Smitty has a point.
00:48:50The music business is all about what's current.
00:48:52Well, currently, I am very irritated.
00:48:54Okay, well, then you need to take a deep breath and relax.
00:48:58Oh, I see.
00:48:59Now you think I'm being overly emotional.
00:49:02Not at all.
00:49:03It's all good.
00:49:03All I'm saying is I have coffee at 6, a dinner date at 8,
00:49:10so if Billy's not here...
00:49:11Believe it or not, I'd rather be helping you than be where I'm at right now.
00:49:15Why, where are you?
00:49:16Uh, I'm, uh...
00:49:18What's good, bro?
00:49:21Trying to figure out how to introduce myself to my new charge.
00:49:23What's stopping you?
00:49:24I'll have to wait for the other felon to leave first.
00:49:26Why?
00:49:27Apparently these kids are at a crossroads.
00:49:29I'm supposed to help them figure out how to make the right choice.
00:49:31Like, that's going to be real easy.
00:49:32Okay, well, that's...
00:49:33Our little problem here.
00:49:34Say, I already told you.
00:49:35I'm not going to tell me no, punk.
00:49:37You owe me.
00:49:38Oh, I gotta go.
00:49:38He's getting beat up.
00:49:39Okay.
00:49:40Wait, what?
00:49:40Look, I'm just trying to stay out of trouble, Donnie.
00:49:42That's all, yeah?
00:49:43Well, you don't drive, and you're going to be in the world of trouble with me.
00:49:46You got that?
00:49:47Speed?
00:49:48Huh?
00:49:48Hey!
00:49:50You better show up.
00:49:52Punk.
00:49:54You okay?
00:49:57Who are you?
00:49:59Uh, I'm someone who just saved you from getting your ass kicked.
00:50:01That's who I am.
00:50:02Lady, I don't think so.
00:50:04Speed, I know who you are.
00:50:06I'm just trying to help you.
00:50:08What are you?
00:50:08My guardian angel or something?
00:50:11Yeah, or something.
00:50:17Wait!
00:50:17You dented my hood.
00:50:30What's going to cost you?
00:50:31It wasn't what you think, all right?
00:50:32The dude just tracked me down, I swear.
00:50:33Leave him on or I'm going to call the cops.
00:50:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:38Don't bother.
00:50:38That's where he's headed already.
00:50:39You're a parole officer?
00:50:44Look at that.
00:50:44Your girlfriend can read, huh?
00:50:46What'd he do?
00:50:47Broke parole, consorting with a known felon.
00:50:49Man, that's not what happened.
00:50:50Come on, you gotta believe me.
00:50:51Actually, no, I don't.
00:50:55I wouldn't hang around out here, lady, if I were you.
00:50:57Not just like that.
00:50:58Wow, these are so Greta Garbo.
00:51:17Hey, now, there's a woman that didn't need a man to make her feel complete.
00:51:21Hey, Billy, those are evidence, okay?
00:51:23And not to mention somebody probably died in them.
00:51:26Hello?
00:51:26No, I said I'm dying to see you.
00:51:29It just must be a really bad connection.
00:51:31Now, this is the kind of bondage men want us in.
00:51:35You know, I don't even know why you bother hooking up.
00:51:36After seeing this guy in my class this morning, I am so sure women should be on top.
00:51:40Do you mind?
00:51:41I'm sorry, I meant that metaphorically.
00:51:43Yeah, well, I'm speaking to a guy, okay?
00:51:44And he means metaphysically.
00:51:47Yeah, see?
00:51:47That's the thing.
00:51:48Men just keep using their little heads to do all the thinking for them.
00:51:52You know, this whole yin-yang thing, it's a complete hoax.
00:51:57I mean, look at this lame gig.
00:51:58Once again, the male establishment is using women's awesome skills for their busy work.
00:52:02You know what?
00:52:02I gotta go.
00:52:03Okay?
00:52:04Yeah, I can't wait to see you two Sunday.
00:52:06All right.
00:52:06Thanks.
00:52:07Bye.
00:52:07Hey, can we lay off the male bashing, please?
00:52:12Sorry, I've just had one too many lame dates lately.
00:52:15I don't understand.
00:52:16Everyone I go out with is so immature and childish.
00:52:18Does that ever change?
00:52:19Do they ever grow up?
00:52:20Well, if I ever get out of here, I'll let you know.
00:52:23Hey, check this thing out.
00:52:27No, no, no.
00:52:28No.
00:52:32Uh, what just happened?
00:52:34We're screwed.
00:52:36That's what happened.
00:52:37This is unbelievable.
00:52:47Piper takes the car, Paige orbs.
00:52:49Does anyone stop and think that Phoebe can't orb?
00:52:51No, of course not.
00:52:52Why?
00:52:53Because it's all about them.
00:52:54Okay, hi.
00:52:55Yeah, I can't get this thing off.
00:52:56Yeah, don't even bother.
00:52:57It's going to take a spell or a potion or some kind of emotional epiphany.
00:53:01That blows.
00:53:02Are you sure?
00:53:03Hello, voice of experience.
00:53:04I've been turned into a mermaid, a mummy, a genie, okay?
00:53:08Trust me, I know these things.
00:53:10I can't believe this.
00:53:11I feel so stupid.
00:53:12I had to put the belt on.
00:53:14It's okay.
00:53:14Just think of it as initiation.
00:53:16It happens to the best of us.
00:53:17So, it's not that bad?
00:53:20Oh, no.
00:53:21It's bad.
00:53:22It's very, very bad.
00:53:23Hey, superhero gang!
00:53:24Hurry up!
00:53:25Oh, please, someone vanquish me now.
00:53:27Okay, we've got to get you out of here.
00:53:29Hey, Jackie!
00:53:30What the hell did you do to my cab?
00:53:38Put it back!
00:53:39Put it back!
00:53:40Put it back!
00:53:41Good.
00:53:42Let's go.
00:53:47The dormant power has just been activated.
00:53:49What do you mean, dormant?
00:53:51Well, judging by its intensity and frequency of the emissions, I thought it was the crystal
00:53:54of Kazimor, but it's even more powerful than that.
00:53:58The golden belt of Ghia.
00:54:00The goddess's gift to Hippolyta endows the woman wearing it with transcendent powers.
00:54:05Absolute, how do I get it?
00:54:07Trust me, you don't want it.
00:54:09It would destroy you the moment you put it on.
00:54:12You're evil.
00:54:13Then what good is it to me?
00:54:15Well, you could still appropriate its powers by getting the woman who's wearing it to do
00:54:20your bidding for you.
00:54:22How?
00:54:23Well, if she's good, the belt's power will compel her to use its force, whether she wants
00:54:29to or not.
00:54:31In time, it'll drive her to madness, consume her.
00:54:36Of course, if you were to befriend her before that, then I can get her to use the powers for
00:54:41me to get rid of Ty.
00:54:44How do we find her?
00:54:45There you are.
00:54:47What about, Jake?
00:54:47Did you check in yet?
00:54:48Hey, excuse me.
00:54:50You almost hit me.
00:54:51Hey, I'm going to call you back.
00:54:52Yeah, yeah.
00:54:54Excuse me?
00:54:54Before you peeled out of there, you nearly hit me.
00:54:57Oh.
00:54:59Sorry about that.
00:55:01Oh.
00:55:03Is that what you came all the way down here for?
00:55:05Yeah, that and just to, you know, check and see how Speed's doing.
00:55:08Let me guess.
00:55:09Missionary?
00:55:10Social worker?
00:55:11Do-gooder?
00:55:12Homeland Security, actually.
00:55:14Really?
00:55:15Mm-hmm.
00:55:15Check it out if you want.
00:55:16I think I will.
00:55:18So what does Homeland Security want with the street thug leg Speed?
00:55:20He's not a thug.
00:55:21He's a kid.
00:55:22Oh, no, no, no.
00:55:23He's 18.
00:55:24Barely.
00:55:24Well, it barely counts, and he's going to learn that.
00:55:26Well, where's he supposed to learn that?
00:55:27In jail?
00:55:27No, we try to scare him so that maybe he won't go back to jail.
00:55:31There you go, Henry.
00:55:33It's all yours.
00:55:34Thanks, Frank.
00:55:35What's she doing here?
00:55:37She's looking out for you, so don't let her down.
00:55:39Hey, from now on, it's for real.
00:55:41You got that?
00:55:41No more juvie passes.
00:55:43Next time it counts.
00:55:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:55:45You feds better keep your books open on this one.
00:55:47Something tells me you're going to see him again.
00:55:48No, we won't.
00:55:50He's destined for greatness.
00:55:51You hear that?
00:55:54I'm destined for greatness.
00:55:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:55:57You don't make your four o'clock checking with me.
00:55:58You're going to be destined for prison.
00:55:59Go, I'm going to take you home.
00:56:13How many times do I have to say it?
00:56:15I'd rather lose the club than have somebody like Smitty help me out.
00:56:18Okay, but you're letting your feelings about the guy get in the way of good business.
00:56:20Oh, so basically you agree with him.
00:56:22Now, not only am I emotional, but I am also, in fact, stupid.
00:56:26That's not what I meant.
00:56:27You know what?
00:56:27At least I hold on to my principles.
00:56:29Okay, you know what?
00:56:29Let's stop with the mudslinging and think about this rationally.
00:56:32Oh, so now I'm irrational.
00:56:34No.
00:56:34Yes, you're being irrational.
00:56:36Smitty has amazing connections.
00:56:37It doesn't make sense to alienate him.
00:56:39Okay, fine.
00:56:40You know what?
00:56:40You deal with him man to man, all right?
00:56:43More power to you.
00:56:44Sorry.
00:56:54Yes, she's a superhero, but no, you can't get mad at her because it's your fault.
00:56:58My fault?
00:56:59Yeah, she tried on a belt in one of the boxes that you were supposed to be going through.
00:57:03I couldn't help myself.
00:57:04Oh, no, really?
00:57:05Okay, enough with the chatter.
00:57:06We have to figure out how to get it off of her.
00:57:08It's not going to be easy.
00:57:09That looks like Hippolyta's belt.
00:57:10Hippolyta.
00:57:11Hippolyta who?
00:57:11Oh, wait, I know her from my mythology class.
00:57:14Greek queen, super powerful, wanted to create men and women equal.
00:57:19Wait a second.
00:57:20Didn't Hercules butcher her?
00:57:21That's the one.
00:57:22Oh, that's just great!
00:57:28Oh, no, why'd you go and do that?
00:57:30Who's going to pick up the kids?
00:57:31What do you mean?
00:57:32Leo, look at yourself.
00:57:34Oh.
00:57:34All right, turn him back right now.
00:57:36I don't know how I didn't do it.
00:57:38This did it!
00:57:39Huh.
00:57:40All right.
00:57:41Fine.
00:57:44Did you just try and kill me?
00:57:46Well, easy.
00:57:47Billy, relax.
00:57:47Of course not.
00:57:48What's the matter with you?
00:57:50I don't know.
00:57:50That was really weird.
00:57:51Please get this off me.
00:57:52To the book.
00:57:56All right.
00:57:58What aren't you telling us?
00:57:59And don't think just because you're invisible that I won't.
00:58:02Okay, I know the goddesses who made the belt came up with a way to take it off, but if we
00:58:07can't figure out what that was, Billy's going to die.
00:58:10Oh, like the woman who wore it before, who ended up in Murphy's cold case.
00:58:14Probably.
00:58:15I mean, the belt holds enormous power, Piper.
00:58:17It seduces the wearer before it drives her insane.
00:58:19We've got to fix this before it goes horribly wrong.
00:58:22Like it's not already.
00:58:24All right.
00:58:24That's not funny.
00:58:24Move it.
00:58:26Move.
00:58:33Where's this belt?
00:58:35It won't just come to you on its own, Ty.
00:58:37It must be lured.
00:58:39She must be lured.
00:58:40How?
00:58:41By attacking an innocent.
00:58:43A female.
00:58:44But it must be more than just an attack.
00:58:47You'll need to torment her if you wish to compel the mistress of the belt to come to her
00:58:50aid.
00:58:51I brought my demons here to torment one innocent.
00:58:54No.
00:58:56You brought them here to help you get power beyond your imagination.
00:59:01Imagine your status in the underworld when you bring such a trophy back.
00:59:05All will bow to you.
00:59:08If, of course, you can take the belt away from her.
00:59:12It won't be easy.
00:59:14I think I can handle one lousy woman.
00:59:17So strong.
00:59:18Still, better safe than sorry.
00:59:23I'll prepare for the belt's arrival.
00:59:28Okay, you just sit down right here and relax until we can figure out a way to get that thing
00:59:32off you.
00:59:33If we can.
00:59:34If we can, we should soon, before she turns any more men invisible.
00:59:40Yeah, well, you and I both know something horrible is going to have to happen before
00:59:43we can get her out of that getup.
00:59:47Oh.
00:59:48I scratched my pretty belt.
00:59:51Oh, dear.
00:59:51Now it's her pretty belt.
00:59:54What does that mean?
00:59:55It just means that maybe the belt is starting to affect you.
00:59:58I don't think the belt is starting to affect me, okay?
01:00:01I would know if...
01:00:03Hold on.
01:00:05I think I'm getting a call.
01:00:06A call?
01:00:07Yeah.
01:00:09I'll be right back.
01:00:09Help.
01:00:19Anybody?
01:00:20Help!
01:00:27Over here.
01:00:30We're coming for you.
01:00:31Dear God, help!
01:00:33That's no way to treat a woman.
01:00:42Get the belt.
01:00:43I don't think so.
01:00:58Men.
01:01:03Sweetie, honey, are you all right?
01:01:07Yeah.
01:01:08Except for the fact nobody can see me.
01:01:09And the fact that the girl that did that to you is out doing God knows what.
01:01:13We have to find her.
01:01:16Whoa.
01:01:16What's the door?
01:01:20Um, sorry.
01:01:21I'm still getting used to this blurring thing, but oh, is it fun?
01:01:25Fun?
01:01:25You're having fun?
01:01:27We were worried about you.
01:01:28Where have you been?
01:01:29Well, let's see.
01:01:30I rescued a woman in distress.
01:01:32I killed off a bunch of male demons, and I scratched my pretty belt again.
01:01:38Okay, Billy, I think you're getting a little too attached to that thing.
01:01:41Yeah, until we get it off, maybe you should kind of stay put.
01:01:45No, I don't want to take it off.
01:01:47It makes me feel powerful.
01:01:49See, that's a problem.
01:01:55Actually, here's a problem.
01:01:57Why are men so threatened by powerful women?
01:01:59Hey, look, I'm busy.
01:02:01I'll call you when I have time.
01:02:03There is nothing worse than a needy guy.
01:02:05All right.
01:02:06Uh, ladies, I think the belt's affecting you, too.
01:02:08Oh, shush it, will ya?
01:02:09Is there any way you can make his voice disappear?
01:02:11Which means it's growing stronger.
01:02:13Oh, you're such a downer.
01:02:14No wonder I made you invisible.
01:02:17Oops, my midterm.
01:02:18Almost forgot.
01:02:18Oh, hey, could you make Leo visible again before you go?
01:02:21Really?
01:02:22Why?
01:02:22Well, he's got to play golf, apparently, to get me a band.
01:02:26So, what can I tell you?
01:02:27It's a man's world.
01:02:28Oh.
01:02:29I guess I can try it.
01:02:34Oh, it worked.
01:02:35Right on.
01:02:39What the hell just happened?
01:02:41I think her powers are getting stronger.
01:02:43And taking her over.
01:02:44Well, then, we have to stop her.
01:02:48He wants to go after her again.
01:02:50I can't hold him off much longer.
01:02:52Why didn't it work?
01:02:54Why didn't she kill him?
01:02:55I'm telling you, we're almost there.
01:02:57How do you figure?
01:02:58Ty's alive.
01:02:59Male demons are still in control.
01:03:01But I don't see any Wonder Witch here to help me change things.
01:03:03She killed his gang, didn't she?
01:03:05That means the belt's hold on her is strengthening.
01:03:08Now, soon, she'll be so intoxicated by it, you'll be able to make your move.
01:03:12Turn her.
01:03:12Not if Ty kills me first.
01:03:14Then use your wiles to hold him at bay until I can find her.
01:03:19She will be yours for the taking in no time.
01:03:25You'd better be right.
01:03:27Or else there'll be one more male demon to become extinct.
01:03:31Speed.
01:03:50Finally.
01:03:51Where have you been?
01:03:53What are you doing here?
01:03:54What are you doing here?
01:03:55I'm supposed to be here.
01:03:56I'm the parole officer, remember?
01:03:58How did you get in?
01:03:58That door was locked.
01:04:01I have my ways.
01:04:02Really?
01:04:03Oh, I'm listening.
01:04:05Look.
01:04:05No, you look.
01:04:06I don't know what your name is.
01:04:07My name is Paige.
01:04:08Okay, Paige.
01:04:09Well, I have a job to do and a parolee to bust.
01:04:10Now, what do you know about all that?
01:04:11I don't know anything about all that.
01:04:12I just came here to talk to him, okay?
01:04:14Talk about what?
01:04:15Talk about his future.
01:04:16You know, how not to blow it.
01:04:17And you think that that's all it's going to take to keep him out of trouble?
01:04:21Just some talk?
01:04:22Well, it's a start, isn't it?
01:04:27Why do you believe in him so much?
01:04:29Why don't you?
01:04:31No, I used to for the last ten years, but I'm getting pretty tired of trying to save his useless ass.
01:04:35Great.
01:04:35Don't.
01:04:36I'll do it.
01:04:38You'll do it.
01:04:39Mm-hmm.
01:04:39You're a little late.
01:04:42What do you mean?
01:04:43I mean, he's not here, is he?
01:04:45No.
01:04:46Which means he's with Donnie.
01:04:46Which means Donnie talked him into the job.
01:04:49Jobs are good things.
01:04:50Not that kind of a job.
01:04:52Robbing a liquor store.
01:04:54Yeah, that's right.
01:04:55And the cops know all about it.
01:04:56And they're going to bust him in the act.
01:04:58No.
01:04:59No, Spie's not going to be there.
01:05:02I got 20 bucks, says he will.
01:05:04I have 20 that says he won't.
01:05:06You're wrong.
01:05:06Let's go.
01:05:07Where?
01:05:08And prove you wrong.
01:05:10Back to you.
01:05:2020 minutes, guys.
01:05:2120 minutes.
01:05:24Talk about tacky.
01:05:27Hey, super babe.
01:05:28I could use some action.
01:05:31Test's half over.
01:05:32The time you have left, you'll be lucky to get a seat.
01:05:34Wouldn't expect anything more from a sexist pig like you.
01:05:37Excuse me?
01:05:39Well, you have to admit, your theories are slanted to more of a male perspective.
01:05:44So, is the superhero costume a comment on the male hierarchy?
01:05:48I assume you're making a statement.
01:05:49Um, yeah, that's just hot.
01:05:51Shut up, pig!
01:05:54Mary, chill out.
01:05:57Wait, stop!
01:05:58This isn't necessary!
01:05:59This isn't right.
01:06:06This isn't what you wanted, is it?
01:06:13I can help you.
01:06:15Who are you?
01:06:16Someone who understands.
01:06:19Come with me.
01:06:20And all your questions will be answered.
01:06:24I can't believe we missed her.
01:06:40Well, at least she left before the entire class killed each other.
01:06:43I mean, before the girls killed the boys.
01:06:45Sounds like history's repeating itself.
01:06:48Hippolyta tried to use the belt to create harmony between the sexes.
01:06:51Blew open her face, too.
01:06:53Dare I ask what happened next?
01:06:54Well, she retreated to an island of women, killing any man who dared enter.
01:06:59Well, one must have gotten through, because Billy said Hercules killed her.
01:07:04Which is why everyone who's worn the belt since has tried to rid the entire world of men.
01:07:08Oh, great.
01:07:09Just when I start dating again.
01:07:10You know, that means Wyatt and Chris, too.
01:07:13Oh, come on.
01:07:13What are the possibilities of this really happening?
01:07:16I mean, other people have worn the belt before, and men are still walking around.
01:07:19But Billy was a powerful witch before she put the belt on, which pretty much makes her invincible.
01:07:24She could do it, or at least kill a lot of men trying.
01:07:27So, what?
01:07:28Our only hope is that the belt drives her insane and kills her first?
01:07:31No, we have to figure out a way to get the belt off of her.
01:07:33And contain her, obviously, so she doesn't do any more harm.
01:07:36If we can find her.
01:07:38Guess I won't be golfing after all.
01:07:40No, actually, I think you should.
01:07:42You're the target.
01:07:43I want you as far away as possible.
01:07:44Yes, but you're vulnerable to the belt's powers.
01:07:46I'm not.
01:07:46Yeah, I know.
01:07:47But now that we know what to expect, we'll keep our distance.
01:07:50I promise.
01:07:50No, really.
01:07:51You should go, and, you know, if you find me a band in the process, that wouldn't be such a bad thing.
01:07:55Don't you see?
01:08:03Women have evolved, while men have grown more barbaric.
01:08:07Your destiny is to unite women, bring peace into the world, and I can help.
01:08:12But you're a demon.
01:08:13But I don't want to be.
01:08:14Nor with your powers will I have to be any longer.
01:08:16This whole good versus evil paradigm, it's all been fostered by men to divide us, because they can't create life.
01:08:24So they tried to destroy it.
01:08:26I don't know.
01:08:27Oh, think about it.
01:08:28We're at magic school.
01:08:29It's filled with demons, which means if I wanted you dead, you would be.
01:08:34What do you want?
01:08:36Peace.
01:08:38Harmony.
01:08:40Just like you.
01:08:43With women ruling, good and evil goes away.
01:08:47All walks of life live as one.
01:08:50Of course, we may have to kill a few demon in the process.
01:08:56But that's where you come in.
01:08:58I should talk to the sisters first.
01:09:00They don't believe in a women's utopia like we do.
01:09:03They're stuck in the old ways.
01:09:04Battles.
01:09:05No, no, they're very strong women who have been corrupted by the male hierarchy.
01:09:09They're scared of change.
01:09:10They'd do anything to stop you.
01:09:12Which is why it's so important we take over magic school.
01:09:15Make it our base.
01:09:17Peace.
01:09:19Unity.
01:09:20Think about it.
01:09:24She's not well.
01:09:26She'll be dead soon.
01:09:27She just needs to live long enough to kill Ty.
01:09:32Then no one will dare challenge me.
01:09:34You all right?
01:09:52Yeah.
01:09:54I just have to go to the bathroom is all.
01:09:56Oh.
01:09:56Why don't you say so?
01:09:57There you go.
01:10:00I won't look.
01:10:02That's disgusting.
01:10:05First stakeout, huh?
01:10:07No, I've been on lots of stakeouts.
01:10:11What?
01:10:12I don't know.
01:10:12I'm still trying to figure you out.
01:10:14Why?
01:10:15Because I can't.
01:10:16That's why.
01:10:18I do like a challenge, though.
01:10:20Suspect vehicle approaching the telephone, Larson.
01:10:22Over.
01:10:25Suspect vehicle is in position.
01:10:27Two black males considered armed and dangerous.
01:10:29Stand by.
01:10:29Over.
01:10:30Damn.
01:10:31Looks like you lost our bet.
01:10:32He hasn't done anything yet.
01:10:34Boy, you aren't often.
01:10:35It's time.
01:10:35Now I just have faith.
01:10:38So do I.
01:10:39Yo.
01:10:45Chill, dog.
01:10:46I don't want to be doing this.
01:10:48Yeah?
01:10:49Well, it's too late.
01:11:03What are you waiting for?
01:11:05Drive to the front.
01:11:05I can't, man.
01:11:06I don't want to be doing this.
01:11:07I can't.
01:11:08The hell you can't?
01:11:09Drive, dammit.
01:11:14Oh, yes, engage.
01:11:15Engage.
01:11:18Son of a bitch.
01:11:26Police, police, don't move.
01:11:28Come on in.
01:11:29Let him out.
01:11:35Don't move.
01:11:37Freeze.
01:11:37You owe me 20 bucks.
01:11:43Get your hands.
01:11:45Get your hands.
01:11:47This isn't working.
01:11:52Either Super Billy's completely taken over, or she just doesn't want to be found.
01:11:56Well, we could try the To Call a Lost Witch Spell.
01:11:59If there's any witch left in her, it should bring her back here, whether she likes it or
01:12:03not.
01:12:03Well, what if that doesn't work?
01:12:05Well, then mankind has got a serious problem.
01:12:08I should have stopped her.
01:12:10Don't worry about it.
01:12:11It's a job hazard.
01:12:12It would have happened sooner or later.
01:12:13She's going to be pretty upset when she comes back here.
01:12:15Do you think we should call for Paige?
01:12:16No, she's got her own innocent to save.
01:12:18Besides, if Billy gets here and we can't handle it, we'll call for her.
01:12:22Power of the witches rise.
01:12:23Course unseen across the skies.
01:12:25Come to us who call you near.
01:12:27Come to us and settle here.
01:12:28What'd you do that for?
01:12:34Oh, we were just worried about you, that's all.
01:12:36That's bull.
01:12:37You just don't want me to create my utopia.
01:12:39You're what?
01:12:40Are you kidding?
01:12:41We love utopias.
01:12:43I mean, we're witches, you know?
01:12:44We're into the girl power.
01:12:47Fine.
01:12:47What do you want?
01:12:49We just want to talk.
01:12:50You know, see how you're doing.
01:12:51Now!
01:12:57You lied to me!
01:12:58Zero was right!
01:13:00Zero?
01:13:11There's no wrath like a woman scorned.
01:13:19We have got to find her and bring her back here
01:13:22because I am not cleaning up this mess.
01:13:28Zero?
01:13:30I'm all yours.
01:13:37So, maybe we could try the spell again and bring her back?
01:13:39And do what with her?
01:13:41Watch her destroy the rest of the house?
01:13:42I mean, we can't contain her.
01:13:44There's got to be a way.
01:13:45Hey, I guess Billy's still wearing the belt, huh?
01:13:50You think?
01:13:50Oh, nice.
01:13:51You're out playing golf while we're trying to save your gender.
01:13:54No, I told him to, and it's a good thing I did
01:13:57because Billy might have killed you.
01:13:59She's getting worse, isn't she?
01:14:00Yeah, and she teamed up with a demon.
01:14:02If I were a guy, I'd definitely be a little nervous.
01:14:05Any chance they went back to magic school?
01:14:07Maybe.
01:14:08Why?
01:14:09Well, because if they did,
01:14:09we might be able to get the belt off her there.
01:14:12The goddess's spell's got to be in one of the history books.
01:14:14It's going to be pretty tough to get by her unseen.
01:14:17Oh, I think unseen is the answer.
01:14:27You wouldn't listen to me, huh?
01:14:28You just have to go and do something stupid?
01:14:29Hey, easy!
01:14:30Oh, man, you don't understand.
01:14:31No, I understand.
01:14:32You screwed up.
01:14:33That's what I understand.
01:14:34Why don't you just listen to what he has to say?
01:14:36Look, I don't like this any better than you do, okay?
01:14:37I don't have any choice.
01:14:38He's an accessory to robbery, and I'm going to take him in.
01:14:40I'm telling you, that's not the way it went down.
01:14:42Okay, well, why don't you tell that to the judge?
01:14:44Wait.
01:14:45What happened?
01:14:48What happened to you?
01:14:49That's what I was trying to tell you.
01:14:52Donnie stuck me because I wouldn't drive.
01:14:54And what the hell were you doing there?
01:14:56Huh?
01:14:57Just forget it, man.
01:14:59No, no.
01:15:00If what he's saying is the truth,
01:15:01then that makes him innocent.
01:15:03That's not my call.
01:15:03Yeah, actually, it is your call
01:15:04whether you take him in or not.
01:15:06Look, why don't you check the other guy's knife?
01:15:07If his blood is on it,
01:15:09then he's exonerated.
01:15:12Let's go.
01:15:14Excuse us.
01:15:17What?
01:15:20You set me up.
01:15:22It's called evolution, Tai.
01:15:24Your crime's irrelevant.
01:15:25You fool.
01:15:26She's just using you.
01:15:28There's no battle of the sexes.
01:15:29The eternal fight is between good and evil.
01:15:31I can't believe he's finally dead.
01:15:37It's almost anticlimactic.
01:15:40Is he really gone?
01:15:42You missed one.
01:15:43Are you all right?
01:15:55You don't look well.
01:15:56I don't feel very good.
01:15:58It's all right.
01:15:59You just rest.
01:16:02It'll be all over soon.
01:16:03I promise.
01:16:05Sooner than you think.
01:16:06What are you doing here?
01:16:09Oh, we've come to save you.
01:16:11Again?
01:16:12You can't save her.
01:16:13It's too late.
01:16:18Want a bet?
01:16:19Look!
01:16:22They're after your belt.
01:16:23Kill them.
01:16:24Leo.
01:16:24No!
01:16:27Say the damn spell!
01:16:29For all the world's work is one.
01:16:31In harmony, it must be undone.
01:16:36Belt!
01:16:40Uh-oh.
01:16:47All right.
01:16:48Come out, come out wherever you are.
01:16:51Huh.
01:16:52It's nice to see you.
01:16:53It's good to be seen.
01:16:56What happened?
01:16:58Leo, uh, just saved your life.
01:17:00Yin-Yang working together just like it should be.
01:17:06Good job, Yang.
01:17:08Thanks, Yan.
01:17:09Thanks, Yan.
01:17:09What are we doing?
01:17:26All right.
01:17:26Come on.
01:17:29What are we doing?
01:17:38All right.
01:17:39Uh, they pulled him in, uh, right off the road.
01:17:41Yeah, Inspector, it's Henry.
01:17:45Hey, by any chance did that kid Donnie have a knife on him when he was arrested?
01:17:49That blood on it?
01:17:52No, no, no.
01:17:53It's nothing.
01:17:53I was just, uh, curious.
01:17:54Thanks.
01:17:56Turn around.
01:17:58What's up?
01:17:59I'm letting you go.
01:18:02That's what's up.
01:18:04Wait, so you mean you believe me?
01:18:08This time.
01:18:11Go.
01:18:12Hello?
01:18:34So do you want cash or can I send you a check?
01:18:40Henry?
01:18:40You were right about the kid.
01:18:42He was clean.
01:18:43How did you get my number?
01:18:45Oh, you're not the only one with connections.
01:18:47I see.
01:18:50Hey, Speed owes you.
01:18:53I owe you, too.
01:18:55Just doing my job.
01:18:57Well.
01:19:02Good night.
01:19:04Good night.
01:19:10That better be a virgin, Colada.
01:19:24I don't want to lose my license the same night I land Liz Fair.
01:19:28Well, don't worry.
01:19:28I think I've caused enough trouble for you guys for one day.
01:19:31You were bound to turn into something eventually.
01:19:33Yeah, but Wonder Witch?
01:19:34Not to mention, I almost terminated an entire gender.
01:19:36Yeah, but the point is you didn't.
01:19:38Thankfully.
01:19:39Yeah, I just wish I still wasn't so confused about men.
01:19:42Don't worry.
01:19:43They're just as confused about us.
01:19:44I know, but I'm still a little gun shy.
01:19:46It's okay.
01:19:48You have time.
01:19:49Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together.
01:19:51Welcome to P3.
01:19:52Bring it back!
01:19:55I'm so excited.
01:19:56I still can't believe Leo got her.
01:19:58Yeah.
01:19:58Well, you know.
01:19:59Guys, golf.
01:20:00Go figure.
01:20:00To the mystery of the men.
01:20:02I'm so far, so far away from it now
01:20:10That it seems like I may never know how
01:20:16People stay in love for half of their lives
01:20:22It's a secret they keep
01:20:25Between the husbands and wives, baby
01:20:29There goes somebody's miracle
01:20:33Walking down the street
01:20:36There goes a modern fairy tale
01:20:39I wish it could happen to me
01:20:42But I look at myself
01:20:45And I think, what the hell
01:20:51Maybe I'm just too naive
01:20:54To have such faith in myself
01:20:57And I'm praying for it
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01:21:18Hayır
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01:21:19Anything
01:21:19Why
01:21:21Maybe I know
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01:21:21하지만
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