00:00ah subscribe pub fake development and this game called line massacre subscribe to mick
00:10mccostrick i don't know subscribe to that guy oh so this guy has a fucking style and this is the
00:20first time i managed to get one of his games for free what game is this one so this is line massacre
00:25he does this thing where it's like an old vhs style so i mean just like look at that that's iconic
00:32right he has a fuck ton of games from what i see and they all do well so you think he's gonna have
00:36a launcher one day where they're all like that that'd be really cool hey hey do that watch this
00:42put that as an idea let's see if i can you know what
00:45do we just want to run it there we go oh russian english
00:53really uh interesting like games play alone in the dark think that it's true your life depends
01:03play no more than twice a day good luck
01:05damn i haven't recovered from yesterday my head is splitting
01:15damn i have to be at the shitty job in an hour
01:20i hate her so much that dumb bitch hey who i don't know i need to get dressed take my pills
01:28get the keys go in the fucking job
01:31what
01:34what
01:34i don't know i'm just imagining like an ina saying that
01:38ina
01:40yeah i hate it here
01:42evil ina
01:43evil ina oh there's stamina that's hatred ina
01:46jeans
01:47james
01:48jeans
01:49jane jane jane
01:50ball ball
01:51let me take my pills
01:53what's that
01:54my key
01:57oh it's e
01:58me
02:00damn i didn't have time to unfreeze
02:03what did i like sleep for like four hours
02:06they're my pills
02:08good good good good good you should go back in your room and get your clothes on
02:11you're just running around your
02:13it looks like shit
02:16it looks like shit
02:19toilet paper it looks like shit
02:21no you put your shirt and your pants on
02:24switcher
02:25drake
02:28where will i sort all this stuff
02:31it's the voice i'm giving them
02:32yeah
02:34pop my t-shirt looks like it looks like shit
02:40okay i think i'm good to go i need my shoes
02:43my jays
02:44and now i can leave
02:49i'm tweaking
02:52okay
02:53looks like we're
02:55the pills kicked in
02:57damn the weather today
02:59today it's suspiciously lonely on the streets today
03:04oh what really
03:06hey listen if you're not if english isn't your first language and you need someone to
03:09proofread these games reach out to me
03:11i am very worried
03:15i need to wait for the bus i hope nothing happens to me
03:20subtle foreshadowing
03:24i hope nothing happens
03:27while i'm alone
03:30waiting for the bus
03:33yeah we'll see val
03:36flyers
03:38people are disappointing again no wonder
03:39disappointing
03:41oh disappearing
03:43i'm just a chill guy who waited for the bus
03:46sort of thing down there
03:47is there a big bro looking man who's gonna
03:50hello
03:52hello
03:53leave me alone
04:01homeless guy
04:02beautiful
04:04beautiful
04:04kappa kochi
04:07kappa kochi is that what that says
04:10oh
04:11you think if we play the game in russian he would speak in english
04:14yeah maybe
04:15hi my name is dave
04:16put your hand there
04:17josh
04:20yeah you are here at all alone
04:25no i'm waiting here the guy
04:27oh
04:28oh
04:28what
04:37ah
04:40yeah
04:40by the bus. Imagine, insta-kill. To go by the bus. Stop. Okay. Imagine this was real
04:55life. What? Some dude walked up to you and started speaking Russian. Uh, I'm pretty sure
05:02that can happen in real life. What, Russian's real? Thank god that this strange man didn't
05:08get off the bus at my stop just to kill me. He was creepy. I'm super xenophobic. He looks
05:14like a normal guy. He stared at me the whole trip. Oh, so you might kill him. So I need
05:19to take a work shift. So, I need to take a work shift. Why should I get the fuck out of
05:24here? Oh, and he had to censor himself because he's at work now. What? Think about it. He
05:30didn't censor himself. Yeah, the fuck was censored. No, it wasn't. Yeah, it had the F and then
05:35had the asterisk. I didn't see that. Holy shit. No one's here. What the fuck? Yes,
05:40it's a diner. Nobody's going to be here at the diner, bro. Yes, it's a diner. No one's
05:43here. This is fucking stupid. They're constantly being bought by bodybuilders to gain weight.
05:52Bulking. Bulking rage. Bulking rage. Damn, this bitch is dirty. What the fuck? Take your trash
06:01like shit. Take your fucking trash out. What's a health code violate? Bro, a fucking health
06:07code violation after health code violation. Is there something wrong here? What am I
06:13supposed to be doing? We're going to get drunk. I need to clock in. Start a shit.
06:17So bad. My work shift has been... What the fuck? The work shift has been accepted. The employer
06:29should have left a note with my tasks for today. She should be behind the counter somewhere.
06:35Like the... Is she going to be bad or not? Oh. The subtle glow. Dear Wards. Is that my name?
06:43His wards? I need you to do a better job. Damn. I'm pretty sure... I'm pretty sure employers
06:49aren't allowed to say that. Uh, with my responsibilities. I expect everything to be done when I arrive
06:55in the afternoon. Clean up the trash. Take a mop and clean the toilet. A car with grocery
06:59should arrive at night. Unload it in the boxes of the warehouse. Is this another gas station
07:03game? No. This is a diner game. Dick. Yeah. Can I only do it at a time? Holy fuck. Okay.
07:14Just added fucking 15 minutes onto this playthrough. No. Maybe there's another way. Nope. Just added
07:1815 minutes onto the playthrough. I wouldn't even do this. No. There's probably a rear exit.
07:23What the fuck are you doing? She'll leave. We'll get the bag of garbage. Is that a dead body?
07:30Dude. I think I see a dude hanging. There's no bathroom. No bathroom. Well, there's a whole
07:37another part of the restaurant you just didn't check out. Where? Okay, when you leave. Okay,
07:42yeah, yeah. Yeah. And go to the right. Just go to the right. No. Bro, you gotta be trolling.
07:50Oh, there's the bathroom. See? The toilet. Holy shit. This place is dumb. What time is it? I feel
07:58like, no matter what time it is, there should be someone here. Like, normally with a diner,
08:04it's like always at least one person. Yeah, normally there's a manager at these places.
08:07Normally there's always like at least one person in the diner. Like eating. Like a customer.
08:14Mm-hmm. That's why I'm so confused.
08:18I really can't believe you have to do one bag at a time.
08:20This shit kind of pissed me off, man. Wait, TSPMO? TSPMO. What? Yeah, this shit kind of pissed me off.
08:31TSPMO? TSK PMO. TSK? PMO? God damn it. Fuck. How do I grab this? Here we go.
08:41What do I grab this? I feel like a fucking man could be like right here and I wouldn't
08:50even notice. I'll just walk right past him. What, in the diner? Yeah. The fucking butt monster.
08:58Nah, I think we'll be good. Nah, I think we'll be fine. Just a normal shift in a diner.
09:06Everyone knows that he'll wait for me to clock out before he kills me.
09:09Okay. TSK PMO? Question mark. TSK PMO. This shit kind of pissed me off.
09:17Is this a night shift? It's kind of dark out, but it's like not dark enough to say that it's
09:20night, you know? So it's morning? It's either dawn or dusk. Yeah.
09:25All right, wait, what was my next task? Probably clean up that fucking bathroom.
09:31Take a mop and clean the toilet, yeah.
09:34No, it's still clean up trash around the establishment.
09:37Le toilet.
09:37Le toilet. So you're gonna have to do the trash in here.
09:43Yeah, sit back and watch.
09:46Wow!
09:52You love the whole horror game.
09:55The scary part is working a nine to five.
09:57And you will have an unfulfilling job and be a fucking loser.
10:01Unemployment is scary. And there's fucking trash bags.
10:04What, do you want me to censor job?
10:07The J word. The J slur.
10:12Wait, do you even move faster when sprinting?
10:15Only, not when you have a trash bag in your hands.
10:17When you don't, you do.
10:20When you don't, you do.
10:21When you know, you know.
10:25If you don't know, now you know.
10:28Bitch.
10:28Wow!
10:32Oh, actually, I think this is at night.
10:35Because they said a grocery truck will arrive at night.
10:41Whatever the fuck that's gonna happen.
10:43Huh.
10:44Well, I'm glad whatever happened.
10:45Okay, so what am I missing?
10:53So maybe there's some trash somewhere we're missing.
10:56Check to your left.
10:59Yeah, check in here, maybe.
11:00I'm pretty sure the door's supposed to open.
11:11Why the fuck is this one not opening?
11:13Someone's in there, I guess.
11:15Occupado!
11:17Maybe it only wants me to clean the one.
11:19This isn't dirty.
11:22I'm confused.
11:26Looks like shit.
11:27How am I supposed to clean it?
11:38You're really so trash.
11:42Okay.
11:45Maybe you got something where you know.
11:53Hmm.
11:55Yeah, I have no idea what I'm doing.
11:57T-S-K-P-E-M-O.
11:58Guess I'm just waiting on that shit.
12:00Check behind the restaurant.
12:02Oh, okay.
12:10What's the fucking cat doing that?
12:13It's stinky.
12:21Huh.
12:27Then I don't know.
12:30Oh.
12:34Maybe we beat the game.
12:37Yeah, I think the scary part is working a job.
12:40The J-word.
12:41The J-O-B.
12:45I really don't know why those doors aren't opening.
12:47I think it's just one of those games that's on a timer.
13:04Stuff will happen.
13:05What?
13:06Maybe we did it too quick?
13:07No, I think stuff will just happen overnight.
13:11Just working a job.
13:12Oh, check the front of the place.
13:15We were just at the front of the place.
13:20I wonder what's down the road.
13:21You know, it's probably an easy way to get killed.
13:23Mm-hmm.
13:25Oh.
13:26What?
13:27Oh, there's the grocery truck.
13:28Holy shit, he fucking whipped that bitch.
13:31You saw that?
13:32Yeah, what the fuck?
13:33What?
13:39Unload the goods.
13:40We need a human interaction for the month.
13:43Okay.
13:46I'm assuming we're throwing it somewhere in the back.
13:48I don't know.
13:57Scariest part.
13:57There's nowhere to put this shit.
14:01Where do I put it?
14:03How am I going to put it?
14:06How am I going to...
14:07Oh, there we go.
14:11Or someone's going to steal from us.
14:13Literally, we know this is Brooklyn.
14:15It's Detroit.
14:18Chirac.
14:19Chirac, Chicago.
14:21Chirac, Chicago.
14:24Chirac, Chicago.
14:25Like, two separate places?
14:26Yeah, yeah.
14:29Ain't the same, bro.
14:30Mm-hmm.
14:31We ain't the same, dude.
14:32There's, like, no music.
14:34Was there music before?
14:35I'm just saying, like, is this what it is to have a job?
14:39No music?
14:39We both are employed.
14:42Hmm.
14:44So you tell me, Josh.
14:45Is this what it's like to have a job?
14:47No, my job's easier.
14:49Our jobs are full of whimsy.
14:50Yeah, my job's easy.
14:52And I...
14:53Yeah.
14:54One last package.
14:56This building doesn't meet...
14:57This building is a walking health code violation.
14:59It doesn't even have a back exit.
15:01That's it.
15:02I mean, this game takes place...
15:03I clock out now.
15:04It's like an old time period, you know what I mean?
15:07What is the audio?
15:13Okay, can I go now?
15:17Why is this door closed?
15:19Daah, shit.
15:25We're fucked.
15:30Huh.
15:31What?
15:33Whoa, what the fuck?
15:40Not the fucking G-Mod.
15:43guess that's uh the line massacre
15:48huh
15:53the author of the game when creating the game i was heavily inspired by the puppet combo games
16:03this game is an homage to the puppet combo i tried to repeat his style slightly modifying it
16:07if you liked it and you want to follow it uh i didn't think it was bad
16:13it's interesting why are we replaying it oh we're not i'm pretty sure you have to do this to get to
16:19the exit screen oh yeah huh i mean there's definitely something uh not a lot of build-up
16:28there wasn't really any like like there wasn't really anything leading up to that you know what
16:34i mean but yeah it's fun it's still interesting i guess like maybe if we saw like a bear walking
16:40like a bear head in the woods or something some kind of like build up i don't know what do you
16:46think josh yeah that was fun josh says oh it's just all right i didn't think it was that bad
16:51oh it's just all right it's the worst the worst the worst thing that josh can say about your game is
16:57it's all right that means that he was just he just didn't fuck with it all right we're gonna go ahead
17:02and call it there uh i don't know it was interesting a little bit carried by the whole like vhs style
17:07but not bad bye bye
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