Today we dive into Botanophobia — a seemingly chill gardening game that takes a very weird, very creepy turn. 🌱🚪
At first, it's all about building your dream garden... but when you run out of fertilizer, your plants start to change.
Stay for the chaos, the cursed plants, and the confusing invisible walls.
🌿 Estimated chaos: 10-20 minutes
🌿 Bugs mostly fixed (mostly...)
🌿 Dreams shattered: 1
Don't forget to like, comment, and tell me if you would still be friends with a man-eating fern. 😂
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At first, it's all about building your dream garden... but when you run out of fertilizer, your plants start to change.
Stay for the chaos, the cursed plants, and the confusing invisible walls.
🌿 Estimated chaos: 10-20 minutes
🌿 Bugs mostly fixed (mostly...)
🌿 Dreams shattered: 1
Don't forget to like, comment, and tell me if you would still be friends with a man-eating fern. 😂
botanophobia, indie horror game, weird gardening game, horror garden sim, short horror game, creepy plants, cursed garden, botanical horror, plant horror, haunted garden, invisible walls, weird indie game, scary plants, botanical nightmare, surreal horror game, funny horror game, itch.io horror, quick horror games, dream garden gone wrong, plants gone wild
#Botanophobia #HorrorGame #IndieHorror #ShortHorror #WeirdGames #GardeningGoneWrong #CreepyPlants #ItchioHorror #PlantHorror #BotanicalNightmare #LetsPlay #IndieDev #GamingCommunity
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00:00What's the next one? Botanophobia. Huh? Botanophobia. What is it, like plants?
00:07I mean... Getting fucked by plants? You're scared of plants? Maybe like government or industry
00:13plants. Ah! Subscribe! Oh, this is cool. Nah. Nah. This game makes him flashing lights and
00:20intense visual effects that could trigger seizures in people with epilepsy, like Nate.
00:24Hey, what's going on, bitches? Today we're playing Botanophobia. Uh, that's that shit.
00:28We're going to commit some plant hate crimes. Get off your phone. Let's play Botanophobia.
00:35Are you looking at the... What are you... Get the fuck off the page! What the fuck?
00:40Why do you... Experience the game! But why are you surprised? Experience the game!
00:46Why are you surprised when I look it up? There's also another game called Botanophobia.
00:50Experience the game. Get the fuck off your phone. What is this, like Flowey from Undertale?
00:55No. Nah, it's just a fun, cute little game about owning a fucking flower. I never trust you
00:59when it's a fun or cute little game.
01:03Oh. The... Holy shit. The most precious thing I have!
01:10I'm going to use the computer. I'm going to buy some flowers. I got money. I'm going to buy
01:15a... Fuck son of you.
01:17I'm going to add money? Holy shit.
01:25I love all of these. All right, I think that's good.
01:30Oh. Press one, two, three, four to place a different plant. What?
01:39What?
01:42Look out five.
01:42Hold after, move a plant, press R to rotate.
01:46Oh, never mind.
01:47What are you stressing about?
01:48I thought it was, like, evil.
01:49I do kind of wonder what that is.
01:53Holy shit.
02:00Yeah, Mr. White. Plants and shit, bitch.
02:09So you botnophobic?
02:12No.
02:13Actually, I am. We need to keep him out of the country.
02:17I can play some fire, too.
02:18This plant is sad. It needs water.
02:25How do I get water?
02:26Probably in your kitchen.
02:29Oh.
02:30I'm going to piss on them.
02:39I might have made too many.
02:41Okay.
02:41Okay.
02:48It's just a fun game about plants, Josh.
02:56Okay.
02:56No.
02:58The page was a joke.
03:01That's wrong.
03:02We do not play playing games on this channel.
03:06We play horror games.
03:07We play lots of cool games.
03:08Go back to the Discovery Channel if you wanted plants.
03:12Go back to the Discovery Channel?
03:14Yeah.
03:14If you wanted plants, bro.
03:16The Discovery Channel.
03:17And if you wanted history plants, you'd go to the History Channel.
03:21I mean, if you wanted government plants, you'd go to the History Channel.
03:24And if you wanted industry plants, you'd listen to, like...
03:28MTV.
03:29MTV doesn't show music.
03:31It used to.
03:32Yeah, but those weren't industry plants.
03:35What's your favorite industry plant?
03:37I don't know.
03:43Doja Cat.
03:45I thought you were going to say Doji.
03:47I was thinking that said Doji.
03:53Why are these roses not happy like the sunflowers are?
03:58Did you move?
04:04I have no reason to leave the house yet.
04:07I think I'm just going to go to bed.
04:21It's like a...
04:22What a wonderful day to work in the garden.
04:24Whoa, what's that?
04:25Little Shop of Horrors.
04:27This is what this is.
04:28Oh, they're all, like, staring this way now.
04:30It's Little Shop of Horrors, bro.
04:31What about the one that you planted, like, super far off?
04:34In the backyard.
04:35Did you water the ones there?
04:36I haven't watered all of them yet.
04:39It's Little Shop of Horrors, bro.
04:40We're going to get, like, a super big Venus flytrap that's going to have a taste for humans.
04:45Little Shop of Horrors?
04:46Fuck that.
04:46We need to go to the Little Shop of Horrors.
04:50Take out Little.
04:51The Big Shop of Horrors.
04:53Yeah.
04:54I'm talking to Brick and Mortar Department Store.
04:57Brick and Mortar Department Store.
04:58I head to the Brick and Mortar Department Store to find myself a whore.
05:04Hold up.
05:07Oh, whatever.
05:08Yeah, that's not cool.
05:10I was going to wrap.
05:11I was going to go MF Doom.
05:12But I got scared.
05:14Scared?
05:15Scared?
05:15I'm glad I see what that was.
05:21What would that?
05:23It got so late.
05:25I hope I catch the bus.
05:27Oh, what the fuck?
05:35Wait, so hold on.
05:36We were at the house.
05:38And now we're leaving the house.
05:45I think so.
05:46I think we're playing video games, Josh.
05:48I think there's going to be someone scary.
05:50Nah.
05:53Divine.
05:53Monsters aren't real.
05:54No, monsters are real and they're in office.
05:59Not in the United States.
06:01I mean in other countries.
06:02Okay.
06:04The United States is a perfect democracy.
06:06Why is the screen getting foggier?
06:07I don't think it is.
06:12What the fuck?
06:13What the fuck?
06:14He's coming.
06:15Shimmy too, bruh.
06:17Fwee.
06:19Okay.
06:24I got a key.
06:29Uh oh.
06:30I missed the joyous music.
06:32See, I told you this game was fake.
06:35I'm kind of scared to look behind me.
06:37Don't bother.
06:42We need to start punching all the plants in this room that your mom has.
06:46They're going to turn into the monsters.
06:48They're going to turn into the monsters and touch us.
06:51Nah.
06:51Not if I do it first.
06:58Okay.
07:01Please.
07:02I need to make it to the bu-
07:03No shot.
07:11I think there's something totally falling behind me, by the way.
07:17Oh shit.
07:18Who are you, bro?
07:25That's the bro you invite on the two-man.
07:27That's the bro you invite on the two-man.
07:32Ah!
07:32What?
07:33Where am I?
07:34That's an evil-ass kid, bro.
07:36Hi.
07:36How are you?
07:38Hey.
07:38You're finally awake.
07:40You were trying to cross the border, right?
07:43What?
07:43What the fuck?
07:44Oh.
07:45It's not political, bro.
07:47You're at the last bus stop.
07:48You must have had a terrible nightmare.
07:51I don't remember getting off the bus.
07:53How did I end up here?
07:55And the bus driver says,
07:57You are yelling like a madman,
07:59so he dropped you off here.
08:00The humanity!
08:02Yeah, right?
08:03Animals and plants deserve to live more than we do anyway.
08:06What?
08:07You're a low-key cat.
08:08Wrong.
08:09Huh?
08:10Huh?
08:10Huh?
08:11Huh?
08:11I'm going to get jump-scared, bro.
08:12Do you have five dollars?
08:13What did he say?
08:16He said,
08:16You have five dollars?
08:22Market super.
08:24Market super!
08:25Market super!
08:26Super!
08:27Market super!
08:28She wants me to duke her.
08:30She told me to come scuba around,
08:31and she said,
08:32Super!
08:32Is that fucking Lele?
08:35Is that Ashley from the car?
08:36Hold on.
08:37Hold on.
08:39Acceptable use of phone.
08:41Don't yell at me, bro.
08:42I'm pulling it up.
08:45Is that her sprite?
08:47Like the overworld sprite?
08:48Kind of looks like it.
08:51Be like super!
08:52No fucking shot!
08:54Is it Ashley?
08:54Holy shit!
08:55I fucking...
08:57Like a psychic, bro.
08:59Like a psychic.
09:02Wow.
09:05Super!
09:06Josh!
09:10Good evening!
09:11All right, you get to voice this character.
09:13I don't want to.
09:13Good evening.
09:14How can I help you?
09:15No, be more charismatic.
09:16No, no.
09:17Do a cute voice.
09:17I come on the channel.
09:19I think that's enough charisma.
09:21I need some fertilizer.
09:22Is it still on sale?
09:23It is, but I'm afraid we've sold out.
09:26Sold out?
09:27On fertilizer?
09:29You...
09:29Yes, a tall gentleman came in earlier and bought it all.
09:34That's...
09:35He said he had cravings and needed it all.
09:37That's kind of stupid.
09:38He's going to blow up something.
09:40Was he a giant plant man?
09:41Nope.
09:42Oh, huh.
09:44On top of that, the weirdo paid for it all in coins.
09:48Oh, no.
09:50Someone made you do your job!
09:52I'll come back another day, then.
09:54Wait.
09:55No.
09:56Wait.
09:57A little louder.
09:57No.
09:58But it's got exclamation points.
10:00Wait.
10:00Exclamation point, exclamation point.
10:02Look, it's got two.
10:04Yeah, I said exclamation point.
10:05I think there's one last bag in the back, but it's too heavy for me to carry.
10:10If you want, I can open the backyard gate so you can grab it yourself.
10:14Ah!
10:15To do my job, little bros.
10:18That'd work.
10:19Must be my lucky day.
10:21Go to the backyard.
10:22I'll meet you there.
10:24Empty shelves.
10:26The result of this new terror.
10:28Damn, this game is political.
10:29This game is mad political.
10:33I don't know if that's how that works.
10:36Either way, let's walk around.
10:39Other side, probably.
10:40Oh, there we go.
10:40Oh, shit.
10:41That's more than one.
10:43That's like three bags of fertilizer.
10:46Dante Spardia?
10:47Dante Spardia.
10:49Yeah, that's way...
10:50Whoa, fuck.
10:52Why?
10:53I don't know.
10:54Why?
10:57Hi.
10:59Oh, my God.
10:59You scared the poopy out of me.
11:01Meta.
11:02Sorry, it's so dark in here.
11:03I can't see shit either.
11:05Meta.
11:06Come on, the fertilizer's in there.
11:08Did you stop wearing glasses?
11:10I saw some tagged bags in the dumpster.
11:12What about those?
11:13Oh, those were pickup orders.
11:15But the clients never showed up, so I was told you to get rid of them.
11:19Seems like such a waste.
11:21Why is the text, like, squashed as shit?
11:24I don't know.
11:24Seems like extra unpaid work to me.
11:27Oh, come on.
11:28The fertilizer's in that storage.
11:31It's too small for both of us to fit.
11:33So I'll wait for you here.
11:35Bro, what?
11:36Bro, imagine, like, you go to McDonald's and you're like,
11:39Hey, man, can I get some fries?
11:41And somebody's like, go to the back and make them.
11:44Hell no.
11:47That's what he's talking about with the epilepsy shit.
11:49Yeah.
11:50Nate, you can't watch this video.
11:51Oh, it's a baby!
11:53Nah.
11:58What?
12:07Is that me?
12:09No, it's the girl.
12:12Oh, I think that's it.
12:13I think we died.
12:14Oh.
12:15I don't get paid enough to deal with this.
12:19Oh, she's in on it.
12:21Oh, we got turned into fertilizer?
12:24Oh.
12:27Uh, okay.
12:29Art and programming chat GPT?
12:31No fucking shot.
12:34Making a terrorist joke and then using chat GPT is crazy.
12:38Yeah.
12:39Well, uh...
12:43Yeah, bro, the tariffs.
12:44I can't get more employees, bro, because of the tariffs.
12:48Blame it on the boogeyman.
12:50Yeah, blame it on the boogeyman.
12:51That, uh...
12:52That was something.
12:53That's like shit capitalists believe the invisible hand, bro.
12:56Yeah, man.
12:57These tariffs are being controlled by the invisible hand.
12:59That was interesting, I guess.
13:07This is like Flowey's little brother from Undertale.
13:10This is what he did.
13:13Neither of us played Undertale, by the way.
13:14Uh, I watched a YouTube video.
13:18When you were 12?
13:19Yeah, when I was in middle school.
13:21Alright, well...
13:22That was, uh...
13:24One of the video games.
13:25One of the video games of all time.
13:27I don't think it was good or bad.
13:31It was alright.
13:33It was one of the video games.
13:34It was kind of, uh...
13:35It was kind of out there.
13:36Unexpected.
13:37That's a word for it.
13:41Can I, like, leave this screen or do I have, like, Alt-F4?
13:44I don't want to, like, miss something.
13:46I don't want to, like, get, like, a secret jump scare.
13:51Soundtrack kind of goes hard, though.
13:55It's pretty good.
13:59Oh!
14:00And when I wake up, I recognize you're looking at me for the pay cut!
14:04Yeah, I'm at Alt-F4.
14:05I think, uh...
14:06I think we've seen all the...
14:06Jump scared when we all at Alt-F4.
14:14BAAAAAAH!
14:16Alright.
14:17That was interesting.
14:17I'm taking, uh...
14:18I don't think it was...
14:19I don't think it was bad.
14:20I'm taking a smoke break after this one.
14:21Alright, goodbye, everyone.
14:23Josh is gonna go probably kick over a few pots and, uh...
14:26Rip up some...
14:26Yeah, I'm about to...
14:27I'm about to burn down a floor.
14:28Go down.
14:29Go out...
14:29Go out in the front air and start ripping grass out of the lawn.
14:33Fuck you!
14:33Fuck you!
14:34Fuck you!
14:34Alright, goodbye, everyone!