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Kerr Avon
  • 6 days ago
It's Pete and Pauline's Birthday.They are twins of course,easy to forget.Pete is still worried though as he could be found guilty of beating up Pat by the Cops still.

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00:00Come on, hurry up, Pete. I know it's your birthday, but you're going to be late.
00:27They're not exactly going to be queuing up there for me, are they?
00:29Well, I don't know, and nor do you till you get down there.
00:32Ah, it's a waste of time.
00:33Oh, come on, Dad, cheer up. Look, you've got tonight to look forward to.
00:36Oi.
00:37You know, the party in the Vic, the change sexes night. Oh, come on, it'll be terrific.
00:40Well, I'm not going.
00:41Well, you might as well be. I said I'll work tonight as a fave. I'm going to be there.
00:44Look, I'll be there. The whole square's going to be there. Oh, come on, Dad, it'll be terrific.
00:47Yeah, yeah.
00:48Oh, Pete, look, Pat hasn't said anything. Don't worry, love, you're in the clear.
00:52Yeah. I hope you're all right.
00:56No, I'll be off in the morning, Mum.
00:58And where are you going this early in the morning?
00:59I've got things to do.
01:00Ian, what are you planning?
01:01Oh, just saying to cheer up, Dad, don't worry.
01:03Well, I hope you know what you're doing.
01:04Oh, don't worry.
01:05How did you get in here?
01:33Dan let me in. Where is he? He's gone upstairs now.
01:35I'm camping on the doorstep, were you?
01:37I was just passing by. Are there posters?
01:39Are you coming tonight? Yeah, of course I am.
01:41Do you want anything? I can't get on.
01:43No, just checking. That was on.
01:44All right, come on.
01:46Oh, hang on.
01:47I forgot this one.
01:49All right. Dan! I'm off now!
02:03When I was the murderer, it was like a terrible shock.
02:05I was really shaken up.
02:07Do you know, I was never scared, not like that.
02:09I just hope the attacks have stopped.
02:11That's all we can do, isn't it?
02:15Shut up, Rez.
02:16Good morning, my pets. Have I told you how charming you look?
02:20Just leave me alone. I've got a headache.
02:22The story of my life.
02:24I'm not the least bit surprised.
02:26What about you, Dev? What are you doing tonight?
02:28Washing my hair.
02:29Like going to the party?
02:30I am.
02:31Nima? Yeah.
02:33See you tonight. Don't forget.
02:35All right.
02:44Morning. Morning.
02:45Silver all right, was it?
02:46Look, keep your voice down.
02:48All melted down now, is it not?
02:55Of course, the most attractive woman round here
02:57is that drunk who used to work in the pub.
02:59You know, the one who buys her gin in here.
03:01Still, with the amount of stuff she puts away,
03:03she won't stay good looking for long.
03:05Going downhill, if you ask me.
03:07It's a shame about women like that, really, isn't it?
03:09Half a cold, 28 a pound, half a much, half a much, half a much.
03:1528 a pound, half a cold, half a much.
03:19Come here!
03:20You haven't got me!
03:22Not you, Joe. You get out of it!
03:24Oi, Joe!
03:33Hello, Escaps.
03:34Sam, this Pat hasn't said anything.
03:37No, apparently not.
03:39I mean, it might not be Pete at all.
03:41Wow, we don't have for sure.
03:43Customer!
03:45Oh, hello. What can I get you?
03:47Actually, I came about your children.
03:48Pardon?
03:49They're running amok on the square.
03:51Well, they can't be.
03:52They're both of them at home in bed with sore throats.
03:54Well, they nearly knocked me over,
03:55and you should see what they just did to Pete's store.
03:57You what?
03:58And they were around all yesterday when they should have been at school.
04:00My M&A and Ryan?
04:02Yes.
04:02Why, you?
04:03Who do you think you are?
04:05And why don't you mind your own business?
04:07Better still, why don't you busybody off in the direction of Mary
04:10and poor little Annie?
04:11Sue?
04:12Well, when was the last time you were around there, eh?
04:14I do intend to go.
04:15Oh, yeah? When?
04:17Little Annie was left on her own all night.
04:19But you people never get there until it's too late.
04:21You just poke your noses in where you think you can.
04:24Well, we don't want you here. Go on, get out.
04:26Look, thank you for doing it.
04:31You're welcome.
04:34I'm surprised we've got any customers left the way you're going at them.
04:37Look, you stay here, I'll find them.
04:39I'm so ashamed, Sue.
04:46I'm sorry, Guzzy.
04:47I can't always help myself.
04:50Oh, not you.
04:52Why did they do it?
04:54I mean, they've always been so well-behaved.
04:56Model pupils, the teacher's always said.
04:59Did you really skip school before?
05:01Oh, no.
05:02I mean, anything could have happened.
05:03All these attacks.
05:05Well, look, now we know we can put a stop to it.
05:07Don't worry.
05:08Your kids bunk off school sometimes.
05:10Yeah, but not my wife and M&A.
05:12I've drummed into them the importance of education.
05:15Now, it's all this trouble with Mehmet that's affected them.
05:19Especially M&A.
05:20She adores her father.
05:22Oh, what am I going to do, Sue?
05:23Oh, don't worry.
05:25That's the main thing.
05:26Now we can find out what's been going on.
05:29My poor babies.
05:31Losing their dad and their home.
05:33How are they expected to cope with all that?
05:36If I hadn't been so busy thinking about myself, I might have seen something coming.
05:39Grizzy, it is not your fault.
05:42They weren't far.
05:43I've sent them home.
05:44You should have brought them here.
05:48Remember, Gizzy, please, calm down.
05:50It's all Mehmet's fault.
05:52If I ever see that brother of yours, I will kill him with my bare hands.
05:57Yeah, thanks.
05:58Just that I got your message.
06:00Right, I got your washing there.
06:01Oh, I see.
06:02Thanks.
06:03Cup of tea?
06:04Oh, no, thanks.
06:05Up to me eyes, innit?
06:07Here you are, Martin.
06:08Stay there.
06:09Hello, Martin.
06:10Look, your Uncle Colin's talking to you.
06:13More interested in his toys.
06:15So how's things?
06:17Oh, all right, I mustn't grumble.
06:18It's me and Pete's birthday today.
06:20Oh, happy birthday.
06:21Thanks.
06:22Arthur's getting better.
06:23It's just taking a bit longer than I thought.
06:24That's all.
06:25Everyone's managing and I'm feeling much better in myself.
06:29Is there anything wrong?
06:29When isn't there?
06:32Everyone's got their problems, haven't they?
06:34Yeah, of course.
06:35Oh, well.
06:37And we look at Pete and Kath.
06:38Still, won't bore you with mine.
06:41Go on, be a devil.
06:42Yeah, but old Martin.
06:44Pauline.
06:46Yeah.
06:50Arthur's gyro hasn't come.
06:52I see.
06:53Why don't you mention it to Arthur's psychiatric social worker?
06:55Do us a favour.
06:57Sorry?
06:58Never mind.
06:58I mean, how about the citizens' advice?
07:00They should be able to help.
07:02Oh, yeah, I hadn't thought of that.
07:04Mind, I'd have a job traipsing down there with Martin in tow.
07:06Tell you what, birthday treat.
07:08I'll look after him for you.
07:10Oh, would you?
07:11Oh, thanks.
07:12Only, you see, Cheryl's disappeared and, well, Mum's not up to it.
07:14I'd be ever so grateful.
07:15Off you go, then.
07:16Oh, thanks.
07:16Martin, you're going to be a good boy?
07:19I'll just say goodbye to Mum on the way out.
07:21I won't be...
07:21Pauline, you know, if you're stuck in the meantime...
07:24Oh, no.
07:25Well, look, you could look on it as an advance.
07:26I know.
07:27Thank you very much, Colin.
07:28See you later.
07:29Okay.
07:31Mum?
07:36I'm sorry I'm late, love.
07:37Simon's only just turned up.
07:39I should have a sip of tea on her.
07:40My old dad used to drink, Debbie.
07:47Did he?
07:49Yeah.
07:50Paranoid in the end.
07:51You know, obsessive.
07:53The drink did that.
07:55Cat, she gets these black wounds right and there's no talking to her.
07:58When she cries, there's no stopping her either.
08:01I'm there and I only sees her like that.
08:04But you know her, Cat.
08:05You're her best mate.
08:06She'd rather lose a leg than let anyone see her down in public.
08:09It used to come natural.
08:11But now when she comes back from the chat and bright smiles,
08:13she thinks she just won the London Marathon.
08:15I don't know if that's anything to do with the drink.
08:18What do you think, Sharon?
08:19I don't know.
08:19I just don't understand it.
08:21Wrenching in tonic and she starts reading again.
08:24Just look in her eyes next time.
08:26She's so scared.
08:28Cathy, what can I do to Elfler?
08:30Nothing.
08:30There must be something.
08:32Sharon, this is her life.
08:33Her choice.
08:34It's you who has to cope with the hanghunders.
08:36Yeah, but it's not me I'm worried about, is it?
08:37Well, you should be.
08:39If your mum decides to stop drinking,
08:40she's going to need you to be in good nick.
08:42And if she don't?
08:44You've got to be fair to yourself, Sharon.
08:45No, I can cope.
08:46For now, yeah.
08:49Look, Chuck, there's this group that makes regular.
08:51Let me get you their address.
08:52What group?
08:53They're all people who've got someone with a drink problem.
08:55They'll understand.
08:57So do they do.
08:58Well, talk.
08:59Just listen to each other.
09:00No, I don't discuss mum with strangers.
09:02Let me get you the details, though,
09:03just in case you change your mind.
09:04I won't.
09:05Cathy, don't forget, I'm not a kid anymore.
09:08And adults have got to try and find their own way of coping, right?
09:10Yeah.
09:11And a lot of adults don't,
09:13which is why they have breakdowns or become alcoholics.
09:16We all need a little help sometimes, Sharon.
09:18There's no shame in that.
09:19And it's all anonymous.
09:24Well, don't try and take on too much, eh?
09:27You might be growing up quick, but...
09:28Well, there'll still be a little share to me.
09:32I'll see.
09:34Cathy, please help me.
09:36I can't, darling.
09:38But I'll give you the man for the people who can.
09:40What are you doing sleeping in...
09:42Oh, no, Martin.
09:44Martin, no, not on the diary.
09:46No, no, no.
09:46Oh, no, was that three o'clock or four o'clock?
09:51You could have lost me a job, mate.
10:01Oh.
10:05Martin.
10:05Oh.
10:12It'll be disastrous.
10:13Oh, pardon?
10:14Well, atrocious to put an auto loo here, of all places.
10:17Hmm, it'll be a bit of an ISO,
10:19not to mention the effect on house prices.
10:20Oh, yes, quite.
10:21I mean, as it is, we had a fine view of the garden.
10:24I mean, I would want to look out on a tin capsule every day.
10:26Anyway, the people around here wouldn't use it.
10:28Only the kids who are taking drugs and such like.
10:30And certain ladies to ply their trade.
10:32Hmm, yeah.
10:33It's bad enough having one living in the square as it is.
10:36Well, Mary, you mean?
10:37Hmm.
10:37Good afternoon, Sharon.
10:38How's it well?
10:38She's fine.
10:39I expect...
10:40Hey, hey, look, how about that...
10:44Oh, the silver.
10:44Yeah, that business.
10:45Nice stuff, eh?
10:45Yeah, I know.
10:46You've got a good deal there.
10:47Yeah, I know, but...
10:47You want some more?
10:48No, no, no, I don't want any more.
10:49Look, I just wish I'd never taken it in the first place.
10:51Oh, but you did, didn't you, sunshine?
10:53And no one twisted your arm.
10:54Look, I made a mistake.
10:55That's all I know.
10:55And you'd rather I kept quiet about it, eh?
10:57I don't see no reason why you shouldn't.
10:58And, of course, there's no reason why I should.
11:00What do you mean?
11:01Well, giving way to your greed.
11:02It's always a gamble, old son.
11:04Look, I'm asking you nicely.
11:06Oh, of course.
11:07I can see why you wouldn't want it to get round.
11:08Neighbours, family.
11:10I bet you wouldn't want your son finding out what you've been doing.
11:12I just want you to kick your mouth shut.
11:15You understand that?
11:16Well, we'll have to see, won't we?
11:17I'll have a little think about it.
11:18Maybe we can come to some kind of arrangement.
11:23What's Nick up to now, Pete?
11:25Search me.
11:26Bound to be troubled.
11:27Oi, oi, what's this?
11:28Waiter service?
11:29Leave it out.
11:29Got to get out for a minute.
11:30Them women are driving me bar me.
11:32What women?
11:33Sue and Gizzy.
11:33They're taking over.
11:34Sagan, more like suck from what I see yesterday.
11:37Yeah.
11:37Anyway, how you keeping, mate?
11:39All right.
11:40Plate's a bit bad.
11:42Anyway, I'll fix our baked sandwich, will you?
11:44Sure.
11:44Are you going to the pike tonight?
11:46Dunno.
11:46Maybe.
11:49This is like doing the false bridge.
11:54Oh, no, not my sketches.
11:59Oh, Martin!
12:01Oh, well.
12:04Do it again, I suppose.
12:05Well, I've sorted my stuff out.
12:07I don't think there's anything here to fit your dad, though.
12:09No, there must be.
12:11Oh, mate, come on in.
12:13Oh, that's a nice group.
12:14You did.
12:15Oh, hello, brother.
12:15Oh, are you?
12:16These are some of me mum's old clothes.
12:17I thought they'd do for Pete.
12:18Oh, let's have a look.
12:21Big woman, my mum.
12:22Oh, they look all right.
12:23Oh, you didn't pick up work early to go and get them, did you?
12:25Nah, she brought them by the stall.
12:27Stayed quite out there, as it happens.
12:29Thought I'd nip home for a rest before the party.
12:30Oh, I bet your mate Colin's having fun.
12:32I saw Aunty Pauling.
12:33She said she'd left him looking after little Martin.
12:35Perhaps I'd better go and give them in.
12:37Yeah.
12:37Oh, they're smashing, Barry.
12:38Thanks a lot.
12:39I'll see you later.
12:39Yeah, I'll see you later.
12:42What are you laughing at?
12:43Oh, well, I'm just thinking about the party later on, that's all.
12:45Oh, yeah.
12:47Do you mind if I get on?
12:48I've hardly done a file effects.
12:50Where's my file?
12:52Thank God for that.
12:53You know, I expected Pauling back at least an hour ago.
12:56Oh, she wants her head examined, leaving her toddler with you.
12:58Why?
12:59Well, you're on a nervous type, aren't you?
13:00I am not.
13:01Oh, lumber you then, did she?
13:03No, I offered, actually.
13:05Oops, well, it's your own fault in.
13:06Hey, come on, give us a hand.
13:08Well, I couldn't really do otherwise under the circumstances.
13:11Oh, you try too hard, Cole.
13:13People around here like you already.
13:15Unless you want to be the mother-traser of Walford.
13:19You ever think you're wrong?
13:21What?
13:21Well, kids, most blokes you to your age have kids of their own.
13:24Yeah, but I'm hardly most blokes, haven't I?
13:25Oh, that's one thing I wouldn't want.
13:27Growing up without a family.
13:30Whoops.
13:30I couldn't imagine our mum and dad without us.
13:32Yeah, but that's something you just have to come to terms with.
13:34No, life ain't worth living without a family.
13:37Yeah, but I mean, there's not much you can do about that.
13:40Oh, isn't there, though?
13:41What do you mean?
13:42Oh, I don't know.
13:43Oh, Barry, wait a minute.
13:44I'm starving.
13:45Do you think Pauling would mind if I made some toast?
13:47Good evening.
13:50There's been a series of vicious attacks on women in the Midlands
13:53in which one woman was seriously injured.
13:56She's said to be in a...
13:57Cathy!
14:04What's the matter?
14:07I'm trying to get ready for tonight.
14:08Well, I've been out all day.
14:09You could sit and keep me company for the minute.
14:11All right.
14:15Well, how'd it go, then?
14:16Well, how'd you think it went?
14:18Stuck it as far as I could.
14:19Still got half my gear stuck on a stall.
14:21Oh, never mind, Pete.
14:23Here, look, hang on a minute.
14:25I hope they're...
14:25Never mind?
14:26Oh, is that all you can say now?
14:28Oh, what's up, Dad?
14:29Here, you see what Barry brought round for the party tonight?
14:30Oh, yeah, and you keep away from him.
14:32And I don't want that I'm within spitting distance of this place.
14:33Do you understand?
14:34Pete, what's up with you?
14:36What's up?
14:36What's up?
14:37Party this, party that.
14:38That's all that's all you can think about.
14:39But it's going to cheer you up, Pete.
14:41Look, we sorted it out for you.
14:43It's great.
14:44Bloody party!
14:45Is that all you two can think about?
14:49What are you gawking at?
14:50You've probably got Mum crying now.
14:52Well.
14:53Look, Dad, I'm fed up seeing you this miserable.
14:55Oi, don't forget who you were talking to.
14:57I haven't.
14:58Look, everyone's gone through a lot of time and trouble
15:00trying to work out how to cheer you up.
15:02Look, even the two orange, you know, Barry and Colin?
15:04It's because we all care.
15:06Den's having this party for you.
15:07Well, I'm not going.
15:08Oh, look, Dad, it's only once a year you have your...
15:11That's the point.
15:11How old are you?
15:12You mind your own business.
15:13Oh, Dad, look, don't give me such a hard time.
15:15Look, we're on your side.
15:16Remember that.
15:21Kath.
15:22Who is it?
15:27Carmel.
15:28Who?
15:30Carmel Roberts.
15:32Oh.
15:33What do you want?
15:34Just to talk.
15:36Yeah, everyone wants to talk these days.
15:38Pardon?
15:39Oh, just go away, will you?
15:41Oh, open the door, Mary.
15:42Let's not be silly.
15:45You're snooping, I suppose.
15:47Are you suppose wrong?
15:48Can I come in?
15:58So, what's this in aid of?
16:01Look, I know I've come on a bit official before.
16:04I'm sorry, I'd rather be friends.
16:05You and me?
16:06Why not?
16:07Cos I don't trust you for a start.
16:10Yeah.
16:12Yeah, well, that's been my fault.
16:16I'm all out of tea.
16:17I'm off tea anyway.
16:23So, how are you and Kelvin getting on?
16:25Fine, if people leave us alone.
16:27They'll have to gossip round here.
16:28Yeah, you don't need to tell me.
16:29Sorry.
16:31He's a bit young for you, isn't he?
16:32Just the way I like him.
16:34Oh, yeah.
16:34I pack him in when they hit 20.
16:36Listen, do you fancy a drink?
16:38Well, what about Annie?
16:40You can't go out and leave her on her own.
16:42What if there was a fire?
16:43What if?
16:44I can't live my life on what ifs.
16:46But you...
16:46But nothing!
16:47You didn't hear me say I was going to leave her on her own.
16:49You didn't hear me say that, did you?
16:51No, sorry.
16:53You're just like all the rest.
16:55You've all got boyfriends, husbands, jobs, friends.
16:58I've had two years in this place.
17:00No telly, no nothing.
17:02I could go mad like Arthur.
17:03I've got no one to talk to except Annie.
17:05And I love her.
17:06You needn't think I don't.
17:08But I can't discuss Ethel's new hat or the change in the weather.
17:11You don't understand nothing.
17:13I do understand you've got responsibilities.
17:17This court case...
17:18Oh, here we go.
17:19It's serious, Mary.
17:20Annie could be taken into care.
17:21Shut up, will you?
17:22I'm sick of hearing that.
17:24And I found something out.
17:26You can't take her into care.
17:28No ill visitor can.
17:31And what's Annie going to think when she gets older and finds her mother's a prostitute?
17:35I'm not.
17:35What would you call it, then?
17:37I don't know.
17:37It's just what you think.
17:38Courts think the same way.
17:40I was just standing around, that's all.
17:44OK.
17:44Yeah, I was waiting to be picked up.
17:47But you go into any disco in town and they're all doing the same,
17:49only they don't charge for it, so it's different.
17:51Yeah, it is different.
17:52Why is it?
17:53Because they're looking for relationships, not one night's dance.
17:56But that's all they get.
17:58It's girls like me who want to be liked and noticed,
18:01that are used up and thrown away,
18:02but nobody cares about them, do they?
18:05Not until they turn their tables and then they're every rotten thing under the sun.
18:08You're out of touch, Mary.
18:10There's some girls like you, but most girls say no.
18:16I don't see any ring on your finger.
18:20Look, Mary, you've got to stop all this.
18:22You've got to look after yourself and Annie.
18:25Oh, you're all interested now, aren't you?
18:28OK, what if I do do what you all want me to do?
18:31I'll tell you what'll happen.
18:32Everyone will forget me and I'll rot away in this place.
18:35For once in my life, I've found a way to manage
18:37and I don't care what anyone thinks.
18:41Now, get out!
18:43And don't come back here again, ever!
18:52I'll have a scotch when you're ready, please, Si.
18:54I'll let you out, have a day.
18:55Don't you start.
18:56Anyway, let's try.
18:57Rotten.
18:58We'll be packed out tonight, though, won't it?
18:59I hope so.
19:00Yeah.
19:01Oh, wait till I get him tomorrow.
19:03Hello, love.
19:03Hello, love.
19:04Hello, love.
19:05Are you trying to shock me, Neymar?
19:19No.
19:20Hello?
19:21Yes.
19:22Do you smoke?
19:23Filthy habit.
19:25Sussing me out, huh?
19:27Of course.
19:28Very wise.
19:29Why do you wear the turban?
19:31Oh, it keeps my head warm.
19:33Seriously?
19:34I mean, you don't seem old-fashioned.
19:37That's got nothing to do with it.
19:39But I'd much rather talk about you.
19:43Tell me.
19:44I'm curious.
19:45It's me.
19:46No one can think I'm apologetic, that my skin's brown, or my culture's different.
19:53So you think people like me have sold out?
19:55No, not at all.
19:56It's a personal decision.
19:57But I admire your independence.
19:59But I also wonder how you cope with the problems of identity.
20:03I'm not a patient, Jagat.
20:05I'm sorry, Neymar.
20:06I didn't mean it to sound like that.
20:16I don't know.
20:17I don't know.
20:18I don't know.
20:19I don't know.
20:20I don't know.
20:21Is it washing you out?
20:22Yeah.
20:23Ali.
20:24What?
20:25Sorry, mate.
20:26I was miles away.
20:27Well, 50 yards to be exact.
20:29You what?
20:30I was thinking about Mary.
20:31Oh, yeah.
20:32It's a shame about her, isn't it?
20:33Do you remember when Andy was trying to help her with her reading?
20:35I just stopped wearing all that punk stuff, yeah.
20:37Oh, nice kid underneath all that.
20:38And that health visitor should be helping her.
20:40Who, Carmel?
20:41Yeah.
20:42Well, I bet she's got her hands full around here in home time.
20:44She'll make time.
20:45It's her job, innit?
20:46It wouldn't do much good, though, would it?
20:47She just waved a big stick at her.
20:49Now, I think someone should give her some support and trust.
20:52Well, it takes time all that, though, doesn't it?
20:53No, I know.
20:54Well, someone should.
20:55Well, look, Al, don't go away.
20:56I've got to do something.
20:58Dan!
20:59Can you come down, please?
21:02Look, Dan, it's me break.
21:05It's all right.
21:06I'll get it.
21:07Oh, Ian, you're not changed.
21:08I'm not likely.
21:09I'm getting changed in a week.
21:10Well, you can wait for me first.
21:11What do you think, then?
21:12Well, you look very nice, Kev.
21:13You look very nice, as it happens.
21:14Well, it's his jacket and your dickie bow.
21:16Whatcha?
21:17Oh, hello, Simon.
21:18Look, Kev, as soon as you're ready, I'm going to shoot down the bit,
21:20because I've left Dan when he was only.
21:21All right, yeah.
21:22I was just going anyway.
21:23Come on in.
21:24See you later.
21:25See you later.
21:26Yeah, right.
21:27Yeah, right.
21:28Happy birthday.
21:29Oh, that's nice.
21:30I'll open it later, eh?
21:32Well, he is a surprise.
21:34Hey, what do you think?
21:35Nothings.
21:36Yeah, come on.
21:40How's the stall going?
21:41Oh, don't ask.
21:42More chance of striking all in Wolford than anybody getting three foot of that stall.
21:45That bad, is it?
21:46Yeah, couldn't get any worse.
21:48Cheers.
21:49Cheers.
21:50Oh, by the way, son, I wanted a word with you.
21:55What about?
21:56Sharon.
21:57Why?
21:58Well, Den's been giving me ears a caning black and she's too young.
22:01For what?
22:02Friends?
22:03No.
22:04Going steady.
22:05Getting serious, you know.
22:06And so as you were, it happens.
22:07Now, you listen here, Pete.
22:09If Den's got anything to say, it can say it to my face.
22:12And you needn't come to concern father, because you ain't my father and we both know it.
22:20I don't mind so much about that anymore.
22:22That's what I've come here to tell you.
22:24But I'm very grateful you took me in and you built me up in them early years.
22:29It ain't your fault.
22:31In my book, we're still good mates.
22:35You really mean that, son?
22:37Sorry.
22:38Old habits die hard, don't they?
22:41Course I mean it.
22:43OK.
22:54It's up to the world now.
22:55Yeah.
22:56I'd better get back now.
22:57Yeah.
22:58What was that you gave for tonight?
22:59What?
23:00Oh, yeah.
23:01Yeah.
23:02You're not really going to bother going, are you?
23:04Don't know.
23:05Might.
23:06Well, it's a shame Mum ain't here.
23:07She enjoys a good party.
23:09What's it to do with her?
23:11Look, I've been at the hospital.
23:13She's making a real big effort to get on with me now.
23:15How could you?
23:16After all what's happened?
23:18Now, don't get me wrong, Dad.
23:21She's the only real thing in my life right now.
23:24We're blood, me and her.
23:26There's no doubt about that.
23:29See you later.
23:48When I can pin mosquito legs, then you're in business.
23:50Watch this.
23:51Right, boy.
23:52Don't worry.
23:53I'll sit next time.
23:54And me and Gwizit can come out.
23:55No.
23:56Why not?
23:57She needs a break.
23:58So do I.
23:59I work hard.
24:00Well, so do we all.
24:01Come on, Annie.
24:02Don't be mean.
24:03No.
24:04It's my turn.
24:05Watch this then.
24:06Without a vote, mate mate.
24:07All right?
24:08All right.
24:09You're completely ruined the Victorian character of the square.
24:12Absolutely.
24:13The original architect was turning his grave.
24:15Yeah, we're double glazing.
24:16Wouldn't it go down the bottom wall?
24:18Hello.
24:19Hi, sir.
24:20Oh.
24:21Maul?
24:22They're talking about this.
24:23Are these new auto loops?
24:25They don't want it, do they?
24:26I don't think so.
24:27Ian, do you know that Rosie Wilson comes in here?
24:29What, her from the back turning?
24:30Yeah, that's the one.
24:31Well, she's an attendant in the lavvies down Bethany Green.
24:33What?
24:34Yeah.
24:35How lovely.
24:36Oh, you want to say a cubby?
24:37I was like a little oldies.
24:38Anyway, her and some of the others are going to get a delegation up to the council.
24:41What, on account of these new auto loops?
24:43They're all worried about their jobs, aren't they?
24:45Here, do you know what she said to me?
24:46Yeah, yeah.
24:47Mrs. Bill, I've been down them lavvies for 25 years.
24:49It's my life.
24:50Oh, you've got a laugh.
24:51Oh, I thought she was old enough for a dollar by now.
24:54I wonder what she'll do then.
24:56Oh, she's got to go around to all of her mates and become one of their regulars.
24:59What, down there lavvies?
25:00Yeah.
25:01See, do you mean, that's what they call, like an underground movement.
25:03Shut us up.
25:04Can I have a drink, please, Kat?
25:05Oh, baby sham, is it?
25:07A couple of larks, please.
25:08You didn't take the opportunity, then?
25:09Pardon?
25:10Well, there's sex changing.
25:11I thought you and all people would have loved to have turned up on your drapes.
25:12Thanks, Kat.
25:14I just realised no one changed clothes.
25:15I was going to talk to you or Ian about that.
25:16Ian.
25:17Hello.
25:18All right?
25:19Yes, ma'am.
25:20I've been meaning to talk to you about your children.
25:27Ian, how could you?
25:28Oh, come on, Mum, it's only a joke.
25:31Oh, my God.
25:32Oh, my God.
25:33It's all right.
25:34I've been meaning to talk to you about your children.
25:36Ian, how could you?
25:37Oh, come on, Mum.
25:38It's only a joke.
25:39Oh, my God.
25:41I mean, we've had problems with M&A and Raya bunking off school.
25:48I don't really think that's the best thing to do, you know.
25:53No, no.
25:54I'm glad we agreed.
25:56I'm sorry?
25:57Well, I mean, I can't be doing too badly if we're thinking on the same lights, can I?
26:02I mean, you always know the best thing to do, don't you?
26:07Oh, come on, Pete.
26:09Come on.
26:10Oh, Ian, you little fool.
26:25Mum, Dad, you should like this sort of joke.
26:28You want to grow up, Ian?
26:29Quick.
26:37Who is it?
26:38It's me, Colin.
26:39Oh.
26:41Come in.
26:42What's that?
26:42Listen, Pauline, I didn't leave my filofax here, did I?
26:45I've looked everywhere.
26:46I can't find it.
26:46Is it here?
26:47No.
26:48Are you sure?
26:49I'm positive.
26:50I should do quite a bit of clearing up after you left.
26:52Oh, sorry.
26:53Right, thanks, Pauline.
26:55All right, then.
26:55See you.
26:56Ta-da, love.
26:56I wish my Ali were more like you.
27:04I wish my Ali were more like you.
27:05You must have loads of women after you.
27:07Well, actually, no.
27:08Go on.
27:09I wish my Ali was in store.
27:10I wish I could do it.
27:10I wish I could do it.
27:10I wish I could do it.
27:11I wish my Ali was in store.
27:12Excuse me.
27:13Did you find it, then?
27:14No.
27:15Oh.
27:16I wish I could do it.
27:17I wish I could do it.
27:18I wish I could do it.
27:19I wish I could do it.
27:19Excuse me.
27:19It's disturbing.
27:20Ali, Ali.
27:20Did you see earlier?
27:22Did I have my filofax?
27:23What's that, with this at home?
27:23Well, it's about the size of a book.
27:25I don't know, mate.
27:26Yeah, it's a...
27:28Cat!
27:29Cat!
27:30Oh, you'll have to like your turn.
27:32No, listen, somebody hasn't been a filer for this.
27:34Come on.
27:35Well, it's an organiser.
27:36No, I'm sorry, but I haven't seen anything.
27:39What's all that about?
27:41Now, the woman's been attacked.
27:42What?
27:43What's going on?
27:56Hyper is forced to reveal his past to a divided watch in London's Burning at 2.20.
28:03Next, classic EastEnders.
28:26The End
28:35The End
28:37The End
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