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Trump flies home but Edinburgh holds onto Melania!

Make America Care Again: Laura Benanti is Melania Trump

Broadway royalty and Tony Award-winning Laura Benanti slips back into Melania Trump's heels for a special visit (as seen in The Late Show with Stephen Colbert) as she arrives in Edinburgh for her Fringe debut 'Laura Benanti: Nobody Cares' her hit show from New York.


A love letter to people pleasers everywhere. Laura Benanti: Nobody Cares is a one-woman comedy show from the mind of Tony Award winner Laura Benanti. With her razor-sharp wit, the star of stage and screen blends side-splitting storytelling with original songs co-written with Todd Almond. The New York Times Critic's Pick Nobody Cares is a hilarious, heartfelt and sometimes brutally honest tribute to recovering ingenues, mothers and anybody working on themselves.

Warnings

Ermintrude at Underbelly, Bristo Square
Transcript
00:00I'm here outside the American consulate in Edinburgh with a very special guest today, Melania Trump.
00:04Hello.
00:05Hi Melania, what are you doing here today?
00:07I am here because my husband is not.
00:10So you didn't fancy joining him in Aberdeenshire?
00:12No, no, no, no. I don't need to watch him swing his clubs and try to put his whatever into as many holes as possible.
00:19Fair enough. So today outside the consulate, are you going to visit some of your compatriots?
00:24No, I am here to protest. The demonic show, Laura Benanti, Nobody Cares.
00:28This woman, she makes fun of me all the time on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
00:32Do I deserve it? Of course. But is it nice? No.
00:35So I don't ban people to go and I'm waiting for the other protesters to show up.
00:40I've been waiting for four hours. I'm sure they'll be here at any minute.
00:44So, Laura Benanti, you want her show cancelled?
00:48Cancelled.
00:48Cancelled.
00:49Completely.
00:49And of course, you are Laura Benanti and you are one of the best known Melania Trump impersonators
00:54who has been on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert, which has unfortunately recently been cancelled.
00:59Yes. I started doing this impression in 2017 after her famously plagiarized Michelle Obama speech
01:08at the Republican National Convention. I had never been a satirist before.
01:13So, and now I've been doing it for nine years. So it's pretty crazy. Yeah.
01:18And the Late Show, which is such an iconic, you know, show in America, one of the most iconic,
01:25they cancelled it. It got cancelled. So, and I wonder why.
01:29And obviously it must be quite an interesting time to be a Melania Trump impersonator.
01:33Well, it always has been. I mean, if I'm being honest, it always has been.
01:36I had a lot of people threaten me when I started doing it.
01:40Talk, you know, threaten my children.
01:41It's really a divisive time in our country where somehow cruelty is at, you know, the forefront
01:49waving its flag, our flag, which, you know, it's sad to me that now if I see an American flag,
01:56I assume that that person is a lunatic. And I don't want that. You know, I want to be proud
02:02of my country and I'm not.
02:04And your show here at the Fringe is starting soon.
02:08My show, Laura Benanti, Nobody Cares, runs from now until August 30th at Underbelly Bristow
02:13Square at the Ehrmantrude Theatre. So I'm very excited. I hope to see you there and everybody
02:19there.
02:19Fantastic. Really looking forward to it.
02:21Yeah, thank you.

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