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  • 14 years ago
Gay French Muslims (Our Leftist Agenda) by Sauce Magnusson
Album: If I had friends, I wouldn't have a solo album

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We'll take away your guns and give you gay french muslims
performing pro bono abortions on your children
reading from the Koran about evolution in french
Speaking from the top of your community minarets

Our leftist agenda will save all of you...

We'll take away all your boots, pickup trucks and big ole hats
And give you sandals made from hemp, bicycles and little fez caps
We'll fire all your doctors and nationalize the insurance companies
And replace it with ayurvedic medicine and magic crystal energies

We'll get rid all televisions, so your hear more NPR,
But no not when, you're driving in your cars
Because you can only get around with Amtrak,
unicycles, cross country skis or sledding on potato sacks...
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