The Burnt Peanut Is In Love With Shirley ❤️

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The Streamers: TheBurntPeanut | twitch.tv/theburntpeanut  Check Out Our Socials & Linktree:  🔗 Linktree: https://linktr.ee/thedailynutstv  📺 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@thedailynutstv  🎵 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thedailynutstv  📘 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dailynutstv  Support the Channel: 🛒 Buy games here: https://www.g2a.com/n/dailynuts 📦 Support us on Amazon: https://amzn.to/44jY1NN (As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases.)  Asking a streamer who Shirley is while they are opening safes is the fastest way to derail a Rob Run lobby. Cracking open three gold safes and a red safe in Rob Run in hopes of finding a legendary Lambo key, The Burnt Peanut was suddenly interrupted by a viewer asking who Shirley is. Instantly lighting up, Peanut described Shirley as a stunning, brave manager at Target who always greets him with a warm howdy and calls him sweetie at checkout! The wholesome story quickly spiraled into absolute absurdity as Peanut admitted she is heavy, enthusiastically insisting that the extra weight only adds to her appeal. Launching into an unhinged rant about how powerful her rumpus is, Peanut proudly declared that "if she ain't 280, she ain't a lady" and joked about wanting to drop a quarter in it just to have it get lost for weeks! Jumping right in on the madness, his squadmate hilariously added that they would need to rent a forklift for any recreational activity with her, leaving the chat in total hysterics! 🛒🏗️🤣  #TheDailyNuts #TheBurntPeanut #RobRun #GamingComedy #TwitchClips #Gaming

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00:00I've got four saves three gold and one red surely the Lambo key is in one of these four saves

00:09surely surely surely

00:12The chances are

00:14Astronomically low for it not to be done. Me too. Who is surely? Oh, she's a

00:20Beautiful stunning brave woman. She works down as a manager at Target

00:26She always greets me with a howdy

00:30When I'm at the check out she goes you have a great day, sweetie

00:35Surely is so beautiful. So beautiful. So stunning. So brave. Oh

00:42My goodness. Oh, I can't even tell you what a great lady. I can't even tell you what a great

00:47lady. She is

00:48Yeah, well, she's fat

00:50But that just adds to it because we when you when she's we're at the checkout and she's saying

00:57See you sweetie

00:58You can tell the power is really coming from a rumpus and come out

01:03Have a good one. Sweetie

01:05You can tell that she's charging up all the way from a rumpus

01:08Oh

01:11Sweetie the drills and everything

01:13Sweetie

01:14It's it's it's really a beautiful sight to see

01:17She ain't 280. She ain't a lady. Exactly. That's what I say

01:21Honestly, she ain't 380. She ain't a lady

01:24That's what I say

01:25I want to be able to drop a quarter in that bad boy and it get lost for weeks

01:31I'm trying to use a forklift for any recreational activity

01:38We're driving around the Walmart not walking

01:41Okay

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