00:00What a beautiful day, what a beautiful day. I have sour news. Oh my goodness, so sour.
00:06So sour, so sour. A news, a news that would make your toes curl.
00:13A news that would make you wince, your eyes pinch. So sour, so sour, boys.
00:21Oh my goodness. I don't even know how to say it. I don't even know how to say it.
00:25I don't even know if I can say it. It is so egregious. It is so egregious.
00:34Late last night. Late last night, VTubers raided my house.
00:45Late last night, VTubers raided my house, gentlemen. Yes. Yes.
00:51Witness reports say they were saying things like, hey, that guy looks different than me.
00:55F***ing rub him. Hey, that guy doesn't look like us. Take all his s***.
00:59But I'm not, I cannot confirm. It's all hearsay. It's all hearsay.
01:05It's all hearsay. All hearsay. I cannot confirm. That's a legend. A legend.
01:12Racist. That's right. A hate crime was committed here last night. A hate crime.
01:16I hate crime. But let me tell you something. Do you even know?
01:19I don't even know if you know these guys. Do you know this? Hold on. Wait a minute.
01:22Do you know that I have an uncle from Zimbabwe? As soon as he heard the news,
01:30he took the fastest flight over. The fastest flight. His name is Enrique. He's from Zimbabwe.
01:36He loves me very much. He's a very rich man. As soon as he heard, he flew right over, gentlemen.
01:45Right over. He said, Peanut, Peanut, I've heard the news. I've heard the news. Let me come and help you.
01:53And my uncle, Enrique, has given us all of the tools that we require to get it all back, boys.
02:02That is not one, not two, not three, but four purple keys, six drills, and a gold bar, gentlemen.
02:12With this alone, we could probably triple what was stolen from us last night, boys.
02:21That's right. That's right. That's right, boys. That's right.
02:24W, Unc, in the chat, boys. W, Unc, in the chat.
02:27W, Enrique. W, Enrique. W, Enrique.
02:30Okay.
