Peanut And Coconut's Unhinged Server Maintenance Meltdown 💀

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The Streamers: TheBurntPeanut | twitch.tv/theburntpeanut Coconutb | twitch.tv/coconutb  Check Out Our Socials & Linktree:  🔗 Linktree: https://linktr.ee/thedailynutstv  📺 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@thedailynutstv  🎵 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thedailynutstv  📘 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dailynutstv  Support the Channel: 🛒 Buy games here: https://www.g2a.com/n/dailynuts 📦 Support us on Amazon: https://amzn.to/44jY1NN (As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases.)  Plotting to marry your duo partner for their inheritance and assassinate them with a melting ice knife during server maintenance is peak unhinged comedy. While hanging out in the lobby, The Burnt Peanut and his duo partner Coconutb received a notification that the game servers were temporarily shutting down. When Coconut asked how long it would be, Peanut casually suggested they spend the two to four minutes of free time having intimate relations together. When Coconut declined, Peanut improvised an unhinged romantic comedy plot! Peanut declared he was going to seduce Coconut, marry him for his inheritance, and assassinate him with an ice knife so the weapon would melt and leave no trace, before fleeing to France with a strapping young man named Errectzio. In a hilarious plot twist, Coconut fired back that Peanut's plan would fail because he was playing a 25-year long con to trick Peanut out of his own money! Refusing to be outdone, Peanut dropped the ultimate punchline: he didn't care about the money at all and was just in it for the romance! 🇫🇷💰🤣  #TheDailyNuts #TheBurntPeanut #Coconutb #VTuber #GamingComedy #TwitchClips #Gaming

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00:00It's an hour? Is it an hour for the maintenance?

00:03I'm getting worried. It's like three to five minutes.

00:07What are we going to do?

00:08It's usually fast.

00:10Well, I would say we should have sex, but it's Friday, so...

00:13What are we going to do with the extra two to four minutes?

00:17I would say we're going to have sex again.

00:19What are we going to do with the extra one to three minutes?

00:22You'll watch this. You'll watch in the cuck chair.

00:24And then after three minutes, I mean, we'll just be cleaning each other up, I guess.

00:28And then I'll be telling you I love you, and then you'll be telling me we can't work out,

00:31and then I'll leave, and then you'll call me.

00:33And then I'll become your mistress, and I'll love you forever,

00:36but in reality, I'll just watch your money, I'll marry you,

00:38and then I'll have you die under suspicious circumstances using a knife made of ice

00:43so that when it melts, there's no evidence of a weapon.

00:48And then I'll get your inheritance, and I'll move to France,

00:52and I'll live the rest of my life out with a young strapping man named Eretzio.

00:57But then you find out that I'm not even gay,

01:00and I tricked you the entire time in a coop to pretend to get your ass,

01:06and I didn't even f***ing die.

01:07I was alive the entire time.

01:09No, I definitely killed you.

01:11You were dead.

01:11No, you didn't kill me. I didn't die.

01:13And I'm not even gay.

01:14I was just doing it to be like, ha-ha, ha-ha, I'm not gay.

01:17You're gay.

01:18For 20 years, I took back shots.

01:21And for five years, I pretended to be gay.

01:23The long game.

01:24The long game.

01:25Well, I wasn't even in it for the money.

01:27I was just in it for the gay s***.

01:28Every day for summer.

01:30Think about that for a second.

01:32Ha!

01:33That's 22.

01:34Got me.

01:35That's 22.

01:36I hope somebody is chopping you guys.

01:3720 years of gay s***, and I win, because that's what I wanted.

01:41Like gimmick and lemon.

01:42Hell yeah.

01:42I hope somebody is chopping you guys, and putting you guys side by side.

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