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Aired (November 12, 2026): Bumabalik si Pura Luka Vega sa 'Wit Lang' para muling patunayan ang kanyang galing! Pero tila may pasabog siyang sagot nang tanungin, “Ano kaya ang size ng sinturon ni Hudas?” Mapapatawa at mapapa-WOW kaya ang Showtime hosts sa kanyang banat? At higit sa lahat, makakabawi na kaya siya at makakakuha ng puwesto sa Weekly Finals? Abangan!

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00:00Hello!
00:01I'm going to burn you.
00:02I'm going to burn you.
00:03Please, please.
00:04Bambu.
00:10How do you get an endorsement of Gillette?
00:12Why?
00:14But I'm going to be aahit.
00:15Live?
00:15Oh, you're aahit.
00:16Oh, Gillette.
00:17Gillette, you know?
00:19I'm going to be aahit a day.
00:21Go.
00:22Payag.
00:22Why not?
00:23Okay.
00:27Parang siratong ka.
00:29Alam na.
00:30Tignan mo to.
00:35I-mukha mo.
00:36Iwas na-iwas.
00:36Agad ko man lang siya.
00:38Alam mo.
00:39Pag tumatawa ko pala.
00:41Kinakabahan ko.
00:42Oh, magpasain natin ha.
00:46Pura ha.
00:49Tignan mo.
00:51Diba?
00:52Sobrang nakakatawa.
00:53Hindi ko kayong pasahin.
00:55Bagsak mo.
00:56Ito lang.
00:56Babagsak natin to.
00:57Para sa'yo.
00:58Sa palagay mo.
01:01Wala ba eh.
01:03Hindi ko kayong pasahin.
01:05Pinangatawa.
01:12Ba't ka naiiyak?
01:14Sa'yo.
01:15Hindi ko may iyak siya o.
01:16Eh.
01:18Eh.
01:20Eh.
01:20Eh.
01:20Eh.
01:20Sa palagay mo.
01:22Ano kaya ang size ng sinturon ni Judas?
01:26Sa palagay mo.
01:27Diyos ko.
01:28Tignan mo lang ka.
01:29Ano kaya ang size ng sinturon ni Judas?
01:31Sagot.
01:33I believe dapat natin himay-himayin ang tanong.
01:37Let's dissect the question.
01:39Ano nga ba ang belt ni Judas?
01:41Gano'n ba to kahaba?
01:43Ako masasabi ko,
01:45I think it's 666.
01:48Ganong kadlawak ang kanyang bewang.
01:52Kasi ang daming masasamang tao sa mundo
01:55na kailangang magbago.
01:58Diba?
02:00Diba?
02:01And I thank you.
02:04Hahahaha.
02:06Hahahaha.
02:07Hahahaha.
02:08Hahahaha.
02:08Yon na sinasabi natin kanina.
02:10Iihinto sila.
02:10Tapos kailang mapaniwala tayo eh.
02:12Diba?
02:14At sinumahan ka namin sa journey naman.
02:16Oo.
02:17Himay-himayin na.
02:18So nag-abang, ay hi-himayin na.
02:19Wala niya, oo.
02:20Ano hi-himayin?
02:21Tapos tapos na din pa.
02:22Hahahaha.
02:23Andun-dun lang pala niya.
02:25Thank you, Pura Luca Vega.
02:26Yeah.
02:28Pura tawagin.
02:34respectively.
02:42Please turn the mic up overnight.
02:42Please, fret like I pouco.
02:44You're talking down the music room around.
02:47You hear other McCompaPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOEROce Premiermt.
02:48You can now tell me that sandwich, you can study that sandwich, a dinner.
02:48ThischantHS, your standing on vacation and you could be here.
02:48Then will do anything, knock yourified hands, what you may needs.
02:48Apparently.
02:48You.
02:49Good Lord.

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