00:12Maybe Rod Flanders did grow up to become a shockingly foul-mouthed prop comedian,
00:17but he didn't deserve this.
00:19Only a super traumatized profiler like you can piece together what happened here.
00:26Our killer took his time. Had fun with it. Enjoyed a game of solitaire.
00:32Red king on a red queen. This psycho doesn't play by the rules.
00:37Damn, she's good.
00:38Here, he had one of those moments where you walk into a room and forget what you came in for.
00:44How did my guys miss that?
00:46One more thing. This killer won't stop now. There will be others.
00:51Sarge, there's been another.
00:56How can he also be the first?
00:59Sarge, we got another one.
01:03Boy, that's something you don't see every...
01:05One more, Sarge.
01:07Not another one, Sarge.
01:09The severed hand opens the fridge, which tugs on that strip of sinew,
01:13turning over the eyeball cup, which rolls down the spine,
01:15startles the cat, which leaps onto the butter dish seesaw,
01:18and sends the other eyeball flying, turning on the coffee maker.
01:22Even I can't get inside a mind this deranged.
