00:00my first tie shoes you're wearing the new supreme caliphates so ralph got weird sneakers who cares
00:06those aren't just sneakers they're slipremes that's orion hughes's skatewear company he's
00:13huge on tiktok one cop that you just can't stop because he's two cops one cop and a copy of
00:19a cop
00:19and my skatewear brand supreme is about to drop a new shoe go go go ryan go go go go
00:28popcorn
00:29you guys have to buy me these sneakers they're all anyone cares about at school and if i don't
00:33have them i'm nobody with this one act you can erase 10 years of second-rate parenting i think
00:39about that homie it's a pretty good offer hmm of course orion hughes's new store would be in
00:47springfield's former packing peanuts district this street is so cool oh look at this line
00:54can't even see those guys i could be stuck here all day with a nose ring brigade in that case
01:01i'm gonna check out this hasidic surfwear shop i will get part those shoes
01:11dad you got them i love you dad i finally love you and bot love is the best kind of
01:20love
01:24oh i gotta see those babies in action
01:31my dad waited in line all day for these shoes and they're crap i'm gonna go to that store and
01:35get
01:36his money back the shoes you got me fell apart i'm returning them returning the shoes but then he'll
01:44find out what really happened hey mike wagman how's it clanging where's your food truck and now i got
01:52an even better business selling those limited edition sneakers you want a pair for you these are on the
01:58house oh thank you so much don't worry about it these aren't real supremes anyway what they're fake
02:05hmm and i do like getting away with things that's winner talk there and which one of you freak shows
02:12wants to do business i like your dumb hat no no no no no thanks dad it is on bart
02:20simpson here about
02:21to clown some fools who sold me some crappy sneakers these are fakes you're trying to return bootleg
02:26sneakers you can't record me i'm recording you my dad waited in line for these shoes and spent a lot
02:33of
02:33money and homer simpson would never lie to his son just to get out of standing in line i will
02:39never
02:39be more embarrassed than i am right now we have underpants oh man you're even a dance it's called
02:54the pants kid shimmy it's everywhere it's so fun son i got you this apology card don't ever talk to
03:03me
03:03again who's i thinking trusting you to help me look cool you're the least cool person who ever lived
03:08and each one of your three kids is embarrassed by you in a different way you were born uncool and
03:14every day for four decades you've gotten less cool
03:23i'm sorry to bother you i'm looking for bart simpson orion hughes i know you you're the voice of the
03:30urban squid from the live-action finding nemo bart i wanted to apologize for the way my employees
03:37shamed you to make up for your global humiliation i brought your family some free supreme skateware
03:43grab a board show me what you got i'd love to of course but the thing is i have a
03:48deal with slim
03:49jim olly oh you own a skateware company and you don't know how to skate
03:57please don't tell anyone okay feet on the board bend your knees find your center
04:03see you're doing it i'm doing it i'm authentic no one's ever been this real could you pass the guacamole
04:10hashtag guac attack hashtag new chips on the guac you're hashtagging a lot lately
04:16bird with hard shell tacos you've got to bite them from the bottom like this
04:24why why do i keep buying hard shells
04:34homer check it out i'm selling premium wagyu style steaks that's a supreme hoodie and that ain't even a
04:42knockoff like these donkey sticks i gotta post this whoa someone posted a picture of me
04:50i've been liked someone enjoyed looking at me finally i know how it feels to be stylish this is
04:57why people own more than one outfit having a movie star dad i don't really get to hang out with
05:02regular
05:03kids with you i can relax you know without having to redefine our generation's notion of relaxation
05:07i guess i envy you you help me bleed maybe i can help you what if we design a new
05:12sneaker together
05:15what the hell are you wearing i was once like you wearing clothes i bought at the gas station or
05:23found at the beach oh my god i'm beautiful
05:35we must tell all middle-aged men that they need not grow old bart together we'll design a sneaker that'll
05:41change sneaker culture forever which in this business is one week
05:51the bartman one my life has mattered yeah and it comes with a sticker in the box
06:00excuse me do you have this in a large but old people don't know about my clothes unless
06:07oh no they're here this is a nightmare my brand's been discovered by dads it's like ed hardy all
06:15over again ed hardy was a california tattoo artist whose unique designs were the epitome of cool young
06:21people saw old people wearing the brand and weeks later a 700 million dollar empire was sold for scrap
06:28stupid old losers slip reeve's gonna die i don't even know anymore hey bart thank your old man for
06:36introducing me to the look of the street wait homer's the reason you're all wearing these clothes
06:44drop the selfie stick now what about my look book stop dressing your zombie friends up in the clothes of
06:52the living orion and i made something amazing together and you're ruining it too bad because
06:59we're all going to your sneaker release party this is horrible my dad told all his loser friends about
07:09this party ah it's my dad act like everything's fine the washed up dads are gonna be here soon i've
07:16read about it in the old-timers gazette facebook i can't handle this and my therapist is pitching
07:22a sitcom today which i'm producing listen up people for the first time in your horrible lives
07:31you are not the lamest losers in the world now everyone take two precautionary advil and let's live
07:38forever this is the man i married you call all deli meets baloney you carry clippers on your keychain
07:48so you can cut your nails in line at the post office you've been comfortable in your own skin until
07:55now
07:58i look ridiculous we don't belong here men our age belong in here
08:09the museum of aviation history audio tour by gary sinise it worked they took the dead bait
08:19dad you did something no old person is remotely capable of
08:24i never got a pair of my own shoes and now they're sold out yo style freaks i got counterfeit
08:30bart wants genuine knockoffs thanks dad sometimes you are a little bit cool
