00:00Hey, hey kids! It's a beautiful, sunny Saturday morning, so get ready for six hours of cartoons!
00:08Hehehehehehe!
00:09Clown-o-gorts! Transforming clowns and war!
00:12Set to Earth! Meet the evil dino robobots!
00:20Back off, pterodactyl bots!
00:24Buy my cereal, find the secret code inside, and text me the message,
00:28Start the day with Kellogg's or I will die!
00:31We need to throw out all this crusty cereal and get robot clown cereal!
00:34Every week we have to buy something else to save that transforming clown that morphs!
00:41Mom, we need a Callaway titanium perimeter-weighted driver!
00:44It adds yards to any swing!
00:46You two have been bombarded with enough commercial images!
00:52So Dean Martin would show up at the last minute and do everything in just one take?
00:58That's right!
00:58Hey, check it out!
00:59I wouldn't mind driving that over a prairie dog village!
01:03Martin?
01:04I'm operating a combine harvester!
01:07It's part of my duties as a member of 4-H!
01:13See ya!
01:25I don't know!
01:26I don't know!
01:27I don't know!
01:28I don't know!
01:29I don't know!
01:29I don't know!
01:30I don't know!
01:30I don't know!
01:31Raise articulators, set hydraulic brakes, and endorse farm subsidy check for crops I didn't grow!
01:40Okay, 4-Hers, here's your summer project!
01:43Pick a calf and raise them up big, strong, and of course, God-fearing!
01:48And at the end of the summer, the best calf wins a blue ribbon!
01:54Hmm...
01:56Hey, it's the runt!
01:57I'll take anything but the runt!
01:59Eeeh! Eeeh!
02:01Eeeh!
02:02Eeeh!
02:03Eeeh!
02:05Pull it!
02:06Phantom!
02:07Orpington!
02:08Pull it!
02:09Flemish Giant!
02:10Pull it!
02:10Leghorn!
02:11Keep it down!
02:12I'm trying to feed my runt!
02:13This is my calf, Lulu Bell.
02:14Uh, you know that's a boy, right?
02:17Oh, I thought she was peeing out of her nipple.
02:19How about you just call him Lou?
02:20That's great!
02:21It rhymes with moo!
03:04So what do you think of my calf?
03:06I think we have a winner.
03:10You're the greatest cow in the world.
03:12I'm going to be your friend forever.
03:14Bart, you do know what happens next.
03:22Mom, they're going to kill Lou and make him into food
03:25and fringe vests for gay cowboys.
03:26Can we buy him back? Can we?
03:28Son, let this be a lesson.
03:30Never work hard and don't form emotional attachments.
03:34Also, don't be a cow.
03:40Leave me alone.
03:42It's not my fault there's nothing good to eat on this planet except meat.
03:44I hear Lou mooing in my head.
03:46What you heard was your conscience telling you to stop eating meat.
03:50I can't be a vegetarian.
03:51I love the taste of death.
03:53But please help me get my cow back.
03:56Okay.
03:56Meet me halfway.
03:57Stop stirring your lemonade with a sausage.
04:00Give me a minute.
04:01Come on.
04:03Oh, man.
04:04I never figured the gate would be locked.
04:06It's like they knew we were coming.
04:07Don't worry.
04:08I called some animal activists who can help us get in.
04:11I'll just give the signal.
04:12Milk is murder!
04:15Forgive us for this violation, Mother Fence.
04:18We honor your chain-link spirit.
04:22Ooh.
04:27Ooh.
04:28What happened to you?
04:29You got fat.
04:31Of course he did.
04:32His food is laced with growth hormones.
04:42How are we going to get him out of here?
04:44Oh!
04:45Oh!
05:00Oh!
05:01Oh!
05:02Oh!
05:02Oh!
05:02Oh!
05:03Oh!
05:03Oh!
05:04Oh!
05:04Howdy.
05:05What's yours that minds his Cletus?
05:08Huh?
05:09Who wants to know your name?
05:10Oh, I'm Bart Simpson.
05:12Is Mary here?
05:12The fee that wants to kill Lou and I can't keep him.
05:15Can I give him to you?
05:16What's going on?
05:18According to the traditions of the hill folk,
05:20by giving our daughter a cow,
05:21you've made a formal proposal of marriage.
05:24I can't get married.
05:25I'm only ten.
05:26Bart, I'll find a way to get you out of this wedding.
05:29In the meantime, just say yes, so Lou will be safe.
05:32Look how happy he is.
05:34I'll marry your daughter.
05:35We're going to have us the fanciest wedding in the county.
05:38Cletus, open up a wall so Diabetic can come.
05:41Oh, just bring him to a window so I can pinch him.
05:45Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
05:48Strange spinach.
05:49I'm not going to eat that.
05:51It's yucky.
05:53Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
05:54Nom, nom, nom.
05:55I wonder if Maggie would like it.
06:00Mom, Dad, Bart's marrying one of Cletus's daughters.
06:06All right, I've got an idea,
06:08but it'll take a lot of sewing.
06:09I'll get your fabrics.
06:10And I'll make sure Flanders doesn't bother us.
06:15Ow!
06:30Here you go, sweetheart.
06:32Something old.
06:35Something new.
06:38Something burrowed.
06:39Have you seen my sister?
06:40No, and she's cutting it pretty close.
06:43Do you, Bart Simpson,
06:45take Mary Wrestlemania's buckler
06:47to be your lawful wedded wife
06:49for as long as you both shall reckon?
06:51Stop the wedding!
06:53Do you?
06:54Bart is a ten-year-old boy.
06:56He still sits in the driveway
06:58and pretends to drive the car.
07:00Mom, if I don't get married,
07:01they'll take Lou.
07:03I'm sorry, Bart,
07:05but sometimes your mom knows best.
07:08Don't feel bad, sweetie.
07:10I was 13 when I married your father.
07:12Yeah, and you'd already been divorced four times.
07:19Goodbye, Lou.
07:20Trust me.
07:22Don't!
07:22I mean, moo!
07:27Okay, they bought it.
07:28Have you got Lou in your car?
07:29Roger that.
07:32Ooh, laughter house!
07:34For the world and the shape it's in,
07:36we could all use some comedy.
07:45Great plan, Mom.
07:46But where's Lou gonna go?
07:49Don't worry, Bart.
07:50In India,
07:51your cow will be treated like a god.
08:01Here's looking at you, cud.
08:08I'm a human being!
08:09I'm a human being!
08:10Let me go!
08:23March, kids,
08:24the things I saw,
08:26it makes me never want to eat meat again.
08:29You're in a better place now, Lou.
08:31And I'll always be proud
08:33that for once in my life,
08:35I had a cow man.
08:38Bye, caramba!
08:46Bye, caramba!
08:51I did not see that coming.
08:53Bye, caramba!
08:59Hey, can't you tell my voice
09:01from a ten-year-old kid?
09:05My caramba!
09:06Oh, no!
09:07Chong is refusing to fall back
09:08on his old catchphrases!
09:10My caramba?
09:12What?
09:13Don't!
09:14Shut up, you're gonna
09:15try it with me!
09:16Stop!
09:16Stop!
09:17Stop!
09:17Stop!
09:17Stop!
09:18Stop!
