00:02Heya there, Chief. Look, your mailbox hasn't been emptied in weeks.
00:07Hmm. It has been baking in the sun for a while.
00:11I think it's done.
00:19Who wants an empty?
00:26I'm invited to a birthday party at Addie's.
00:28Addie? Hmm, I don't know that friend.
00:31We were the only ones who loved this old series of books, Gallop Girls.
00:36Mmm, old book smell.
00:42What is the deal with girls and horses? Is it because boys took all the good animals, like dogs and
00:48ninjas?
00:48Horses are nature's triumph.
00:51Once cars were invented, why didn't they just kill all the horses?
00:54With the cars!
00:56Beat it, summer school!
01:01My panic!
01:02Why? Why do you always wreck the stuff I care about?
01:06Big brothers are supposed to be helpful and a little nice.
01:09I wish I could un-brother you.
01:12Not if I un-sister you first.
01:17Wow, look at that house. I bet they used their garage for cars.
01:24Toysy birthday!
01:26Hi, I'm Marge.
01:28Lisa's really been looking forward to your daughter's party.
01:31Oh no, I'm the party planner.
01:33The mother's on a photoshopping retreat to get her son into USC.
01:36Have fun!
01:48You know, Lisa has a sleepover, Grandpa's with the other ones, and we are near the marina.
01:54I only ever read about those in Sunset Cruise magazine.
01:58There's even live music!
02:06What's the matter, Addison?
02:08You didn't like my post.
02:09Is your thumb broken?
02:11Uh, Addison?
02:12Why is she staring at us?
02:14Addison?
02:15Is-is that what you like to be called?
02:20This is my crew.
02:22Oh, right.
02:23Uh, guys, this is Lisa.
02:25She's...her?
02:26Nice to meet you guys.
02:28Um, you need to calm down.
02:30I am calm.
02:31Stop yelling.
02:33I'm not yelling.
02:35Your friends seem, um, different than you.
02:39Ugh.
02:39So lucky.
02:40I know they seem clicky and stuck up and...
02:44Awful?
02:44Yeah.
02:48These will totally hide my kombucha hangovers.
02:52A phone case!
02:54It's for the new MyPhone.
02:56There's no buttons and the camera only faces you.
02:58It's literally unusable.
03:00What about my gift?
03:04Does it dispense bronzer?
03:06Bronzer remover?
03:07What does it dispense?
03:07How is it makeup?
03:08But you like it.
03:10Don't you, Daddy?
03:11Oh, it's adorable.
03:14For a widdle baby!
03:18You're breaking up, honey!
03:21How's the party?
03:23It's fun!
03:24I don't want to go home.
03:30You're right.
03:31Daddy understands completely.
03:33That's what daddies do.
03:36I'm trapped.
03:37All night!
03:39Finally!
03:40You're the only adult here.
03:41I want to go home.
03:42Can you help me?
03:43Oh, no.
03:44This sleepover has got to get 100% engagement.
03:47I can't go back to working at Bubba Gump Shrimp.
03:49It's not shrimp!
03:51Huh?
03:52Let's binge the new season of Thank God I'm Dead.
03:55TGIMD is literally massive.
03:58Leandra's funeral is so on my vision board.
04:03We get it, warnings.
04:04The show is awesome.
04:13Someone's about to go viral.
04:15Baby videos are super popular.
04:33Addy, why did you invite me to this party?
04:35Just to torture me?
04:37Okay.
04:38Full disclosure.
04:39I invited you because those other girls are always so mean to me.
04:42Next time you bring Elisa, someone from band camp or science club or whatever,
04:48and then we'll all turn on her and you'll be part of the squad.
04:55And it's the old Manapolis 500.
04:58But he spun out into dead man's crack.
05:03Grandpa, it's Lisa.
05:04I need your help.
05:05Oh, I would love to help, but you unbrothered me.
05:08Now all I am is a stranger who magnetized your saxophone.
05:19Get me out of here!
05:22Look, the rando's talking into a phone.
05:30Are you Juan Starno Tip?
05:33Just drive.
05:39Quit hitting on my wife, you pruning sex pirate!
05:43Whoa!
05:44That chick behind that blue-haired lady's your wife?
05:49This is for not hitting on my wife!
06:00Without the booze, it's just a crew!
06:08Thank you, thank you, thank you.
06:10Now let's get out of here before they realize I'm gone.
06:12There's one present you still have to give those rich girls.
06:16Revenge.
06:17Revenge?
06:21Revenge.
06:27If you do it tight enough, it's just like a facelift.
06:30Oh my god, I could pass for six!
06:34I know just what to do.
06:36I know just what to do.
06:47Your Mos Eisley fracas has utterly harshed my arrakeen spice buzz.
06:52That's right!
06:52A two-reference complaint!
06:54My wife and I have been looking forward to this for months, and you ruined our plan!
06:59We're all so eager to get out of the house.
07:02But why?
07:03To stand in line to have your picture taken holding a mustache on a stick?
07:08I didn't ruin this, Cruz.
07:10I saved your life.
07:13Now return to your homes and never make plans again!
07:20That egghead rando messed with our hair!
07:27Don't worry, I have a car waiting.
07:38You go ahead.
07:41You don't hate horses.
07:43You're afraid of them.
07:45Not behind her!
07:46She'll kick your face off!
08:03Addison.
08:04Can I talk to Addie?
08:05My book buddy?
08:07Hmm.
08:08I have to be Addison.
08:10Addie's just a little girl.
08:12Don't you remember when we were reading this?
08:14Don't let that rando upset you.
08:16Have a clonopin gummy.
08:18Be the girl I know you are!
08:25Old book smell.
08:28Oh my god!
08:31Go!
08:32Come with us!
08:33There's nothing left for you here!
08:35It's my house.
08:36All my stuff is in it.
08:37Oh!
08:38Addison, are you out of your mind?
08:41Netflix should make a series about your social life because it just committed suicide.
08:45WTF used to make a anime face in a English the way you didn't get inside?
08:46She is so mean!
08:50Hey!
08:50Karonda, watch out the Peace Corps here!
08:52She's still alive!
08:52She is so mean!
08:52Yeah!
08:53I'm doing my life!
08:58Caramba!
08:59She is just an compliment to me!
09:09K__KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA...
09:10Hey!
09:11Can't you tell Molly boy how you want to the ten-year-old kid?
09:16Like a rumba
09:17Oh no, Jung is refusing to fall back on his old catchphrases
09:21Like a rumba?
09:23What?
09:25Shut up, you're gonna try it with me
09:27Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop
