00:01Oh, Mom! Lisa hit me!
00:03I did not!
00:04Kids, knock it off!
00:06I'm uncomfortable driving your father's car as it is!
00:11What the?
00:13Mom!
00:15The system works!
00:16Stop it!
00:17Oh!
00:19Oh!
00:29Huh?
00:33There's a new meat in my seat.
00:34Bart, this is Donnie.
00:35He's here at our school because he was kicked out of PS 132.
00:38P.S. That school sucked.
00:42Hey, Crabapple!
00:44Your name sounds like Crabapple.
00:46Did you go sour waiting for someone to pick you?
00:48Hmm, pretty much.
00:58Isn't he awesome?
01:00When he grows up, I want to be like me!
01:07Mr. Simpson, this damage will take a week to fix.
01:12While you're cars in the shop, you can drive this loner.
01:16Really?
01:17Wow.
01:18You people are idiots!
01:24That's the do-
01:29Driver of a loner car!
01:31Much better than a driver of my normal car!
01:35What?
01:35Hey, boy! Check out my new car!
01:37Huh?
01:39Hehehehehe!
01:40Yehehehehe!
01:40Yehehehehe!
01:41Hehehehehe!
01:42Hehehehehe!
01:42Put it out!
01:43Wanna take a ride with your old man?
01:45No.
01:46What's the matter, son?
01:47There's this new kid at school who everyone thinks is cooler than me.
01:51Oh, don't give up, boy!
01:52I believe in you!
01:53And that's just because I have to!
01:55You're right!
01:56I'm gonna go to school tomorrow and show everyone I'm awesome!
01:58That's my boy!
02:00Now let's watch the air conditioner fight the heater!
02:03Hehehehehe!
02:04Hehehehehe!
02:04Hehehehehe!
02:05Woohoo!
02:06Yeah!
02:08Air Skinner brings it up.
02:10He bounces the ball repeatedly in a dribbling type motion.
02:28Told this, Donnie.
02:31Um!
02:36That's odd.
02:37But as a one-time occurrence, no cause for alarm.
02:43Huh? It's not funny. These movements are involuntary.
03:10When I catch the culprit, and I will, I'm gonna throw this away.
03:16And use this instead.
03:19Principal Skinner, I did it.
03:25Young man, brace yourself for some congratulations.
03:29We did it. You're in.
03:31We finally have a man on the inside.
03:34All our other attempts to get a spy inside the Bart Simpson operation have failed.
03:37I'll get you the goods on this Simpson, kid. You have my word as a snitch.
03:41Uh-oh. Here he comes.
03:42Now, this won't be easy, but pretend I'm a jerk.
03:45Young man, I'm gonna be on you like a numerator on a denominator.
03:53Oh, yeah. You can really taste the blue.
03:56Check this out.
03:57Oh, that's so cool.
04:01Bill House, bust out four of our finest juice boxes.
04:05Mm-hmm.
04:09I just want to say...
04:11Juice box fight!
04:13Mom, what are you doing?
04:14Hey, this is how I save money on ketchup and mustard.
04:17Do you do it with relish?
04:19No, I'm kind of embarrassed about it.
04:21Mrs. Simpson, may I take you for an evening drive?
04:28Baby, this cruise away from here, and if you want it, you get it for me.
04:43Hello? You've reached the snug bug.
04:46What do you mean my car's ready?
04:55Box fight! Box fight!
04:58One whistle.
04:59Two whistles.
05:01I'm one whistle away from three whistles, people.
05:23I'm a sailor pig, and I lost my legs!
05:28Skinner's five steps ahead of me.
05:30I put a tack in his chair, he's corked his pants.
05:34I throw a tomato, he's making salad.
05:36I have some information you might be interested in.
05:44Thanks, Willie.
05:46A child thanked me.
05:48I've got to write this in my journal.
05:51Dear!
06:16Uh, Bart, where are we going?
06:22Gentlemen, someone I thought I could trust is a rat.
06:26Grab Milhast's legs.
06:28He's the rat!
06:30You grew tired of always being in my shadow.
06:32No!
06:33I like your shadow!
06:35It's nice and cool!
06:37Oh!
06:37Quit!
06:38No!
06:40Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
06:42Oh, my gosh.
06:43It's an outhouse sent from the future.
06:46Hey!
06:47I'm in here!
06:48We're going to egg Skinner's house.
06:50We've already egged his car, his office, and his father's grave.
06:54How's this going to be different?
06:55Gentlemen, this is an ostrich egg.
06:58Whoa!
07:00This car is amazing.
07:02The radio lets me contribute directly to NPR.
07:06This is Terry Gross from NPR saying thank you.
07:10Ha, ha, ha.
07:11Yeah, I can't believe all those years I used to drive that old piece of...
07:15Dude!
07:15What the?
07:18My old car.
07:19I'll have you know I love this car as if it were my own child.
07:26Dad?
07:28Sorry, Maggie.
07:30Huh?
07:30Uh?
07:32Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
07:34We'll see who's laughing when your house is smeared with ostrich albumin.
07:45So, guys, before we hit Skinner's, I want to make a quick stop.
07:48Uh, what are we doing here?
07:51There's been a change of plans.
07:52I was going to tell you, but then I remembered.
07:55You're the rat!
07:56No, no, no, you got it all wrong!
07:59Skinner's tongue was blue.
08:00Skinner and Chalmers wanted to get someone inside your organization.
08:04Someone with no history.
08:05Too cute.
08:06Too tall.
08:07Too Siamese.
08:08Too Siamese.
08:09How much for that one?
08:12I'm sorry, Bart.
08:13Are we going to fizz this guy or what?
08:15Fizz me?
08:16A funny thing happens when you mix Mentos with Diet Coke.
08:23Sorry to plop-plop on your fizz-fizz.
08:27What are you doing here?
08:28Ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:29I knew egging my house was just a ploy.
08:32You see, the rat who told you about my rat was also a rat.
08:36Bart, we're going to send you to the toughest juvenile detention center there is.
08:40And it's all thanks to Donnie here, who can happily live the rest of his life knowing he betrayed the
08:46one boy who actually cared about him.
08:57What are you going to do now?
08:59What I always do, survive.
09:01Hey, we should get together sometime.
09:25Hey, can't you tell my voice from a ten-year-old kid?
09:31Like a rumble?
09:33Oh no.
09:34Chong is refusing to fall back on his old kid's phrases.
09:37Like a rumble?
09:39What?
09:40Don't.
09:41Shut up and go to the kind of beat.
09:42Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
