00:00Listen, if me and Peanut played gay chicken, we'd probably be married forever.
00:04We'd probably adopt some peanuts and coconuts.
00:08I've said it before, it'd be sweet to be gay.
00:11Because then you could play some, you know, you go play Minecraft or something,
00:16maybe some Super Smash Bros.
00:18Then you just f*** each other.
00:20And then you just go back to playing Super Smash Bros.
00:22I always say being bisexual is like double XP.
00:25You ain't gotta go to the grocery shop.
00:29You don't gotta go to Zales and get a ring or anything.
00:32You don't need to go out to a fine dinner.
00:34You just bang it out.
00:36I can't have a baby.
00:37You just re-gift your own sweatshirts and stuff.
00:40Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
00:42It's honestly the meta.
00:43It's honestly the meta.
00:45It's the meta, dude.
00:46It's 100%.
00:47It's the meta.
00:48It's the meta.
00:49Better taxes?
00:51Wait.
00:51Wait, what?
00:52Gay people get better taxes?
00:54Yeah, right.
00:55Well, you would get married because you'd...
00:58You don't get better taxes if you're gay.
01:00It's a more successful...
01:03You don't get better taxes if you're gay, no.
01:06I think you get better taxes if you're married.
01:09Yeah, true.
01:10Yeah.
01:11Hey, s***.
01:12I got the wrong.
01:12Hey, s***.
01:13Maybe there is like a special gay tax, maybe?
01:16Is that what you're talking about, Desai?
01:17I don't know anything about that.
01:19I don't think so.
01:21I don't think there's a tax.
01:22No, that's not what I'm trying to say.
01:23Coco.
01:24Yeah, Mr. Peanut.
01:26All you had to do is be gay, and you got a special gay tax, and then you don't have
01:31to pay any taxes.
01:32Are you just ripping it?
01:35You don't have to pay any taxes?
01:37No taxes.
01:41Hey.
01:43I'll be gay for some pay.
01:45You know what I mean?
01:47S***.
01:56What if the government comes over, and they're like, you've got to prove that you're gay?
02:00S***.
02:01I mean, s***.
02:02I don't think it'd be that hard.
02:03S***.
02:04I don't think it'd be that hard.
02:05I hate that I know Coconut has the little coconut to you going, what's up, over the world.
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