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Proposing a fake marriage to your gaming squadmate purely to scam the government for better tax rates is the most unhinged financial strategy ever. The Burnt Peanut completely derailed the Rob Run squad lobby by suggesting he and Coconutb tie the knot just to claim massive tax benefits! Readily agreeing to the scam, Coconut mapped out their future: adopting little peanuts and coconuts, playing Super Smash Bros, and enjoying the sweet life. Peanut confidently pointed out they wouldn't even have to do anything romantic, planning to just re-gift their own sweatshirts to each other for the tax write-offs! The flawless plan hit a massive roadblock when Peanut suddenly panicked, realizing the government might show up to demand proof of their relationship! Without missing a beat, Coconut calmly stated it wouldn't be that hard to fake, leading both streamers to shout "Wassup!" in an exaggerated, flirtatious tone. The entire lobby completely broke down in hysterics as they realized both Peanut and Coconut had naturally made the exact same flirty expression on their VTuber avatars at the precise same time! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿคฃ

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00:00Listen, if me and Peanut played gay chicken, we'd probably be married forever.
00:04We'd probably adopt some peanuts and coconuts.
00:08I've said it before, it'd be sweet to be gay.
00:11Because then you could play some, you know, you go play Minecraft or something,
00:16maybe some Super Smash Bros.
00:18Then you just f*** each other.
00:20And then you just go back to playing Super Smash Bros.
00:22I always say being bisexual is like double XP.
00:25You ain't gotta go to the grocery shop.
00:29You don't gotta go to Zales and get a ring or anything.
00:32You don't need to go out to a fine dinner.
00:34You just bang it out.
00:36I can't have a baby.
00:37You just re-gift your own sweatshirts and stuff.
00:40Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
00:42It's honestly the meta.
00:43It's honestly the meta.
00:45It's the meta, dude.
00:46It's 100%.
00:47It's the meta.
00:48It's the meta.
00:49Better taxes?
00:51Wait.
00:51Wait, what?
00:52Gay people get better taxes?
00:54Yeah, right.
00:55Well, you would get married because you'd...
00:58You don't get better taxes if you're gay.
01:00It's a more successful...
01:03You don't get better taxes if you're gay, no.
01:06I think you get better taxes if you're married.
01:09Yeah, true.
01:10Yeah.
01:11Hey, s***.
01:12I got the wrong.
01:12Hey, s***.
01:13Maybe there is like a special gay tax, maybe?
01:16Is that what you're talking about, Desai?
01:17I don't know anything about that.
01:19I don't think so.
01:21I don't think there's a tax.
01:22No, that's not what I'm trying to say.
01:23Coco.
01:24Yeah, Mr. Peanut.
01:26All you had to do is be gay, and you got a special gay tax, and then you don't have
01:31to pay any taxes.
01:32Are you just ripping it?
01:35You don't have to pay any taxes?
01:37No taxes.
01:41Hey.
01:43I'll be gay for some pay.
01:45You know what I mean?
01:47S***.
01:56What if the government comes over, and they're like, you've got to prove that you're gay?
02:00S***.
02:01I mean, s***.
02:02I don't think it'd be that hard.
02:03S***.
02:04I don't think it'd be that hard.
02:05I hate that I know Coconut has the little coconut to you going, what's up, over the world.
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