00:00You guys ready?
00:01Oh, God, I'm nervous.
00:14What up, guys?
00:16Oh, fucking shit, man.
00:19I can't.
00:22Oh, my God, bro.
00:25What are you guys saying?
00:27How do I look, boys?
00:28You look like a black man.
00:31We got to fix the eyes.
00:33Guys, I'm Asian.
00:35What do you mean fix my eyes?
00:37So is it as bad as we thought it was?
00:40I literally spent $600 on this, dude.
00:43Did we get scammed, bro?
00:44I mean, bro, this VTube is what y'all voted for, man.
00:48What the fuck is that, bro?
00:52We were cooked from the start, man.
00:54We were cooked from the start.
00:56Take your glasses off.
00:57Okay, here.
00:58But if I take my glasses off, I can't fucking see shit.
01:02Is it better?
01:03It's because the blue light glass is fucking.
01:05Is it better without the glasses?
01:06I can't see you guys, though.
01:09Like, I literally can't see nothing.
01:11You look like you're low on chromosomes.
01:15You look like your mother is your cousin.
01:18What's wrong with your eyes?
01:19Dude, I'm Asian.
01:21What do you mean what's wrong with my eyes?
01:24Oh, shit, look at me.
01:25Look at me.
01:26Look at me.
01:27I look like a fucking hairy bull sack.
01:31What the fuck, man.
01:33Why do you look like the bad guy from James Bond?
01:35You look like a samurai warrior.
01:37Where are your...
01:38I'm literally fucking Asian.
01:40What do you want me to do with my fucking eyes?
01:42You look like the Nigerian prince that keeps calling me emails about a random gold reserve I have.
01:47Also, open them eyes.
01:49You guys want me to become bigger?
01:51You want me to become bigger?
01:53Let me get bigger.
01:56Oh, yeah!
01:59I'm bigger.