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Tiny Tim's Adventures
  • 2 days ago
A late-night trip to the showers turns into an absurd priest-and-nun joke when Father John freezes like a statue, clutching two bars of soap. The nuns mistake his unexpected “soap dispenser” for a real one—and the final test delivers the outrageous punchline.

This short comedy story leans into cheeky, irreverent humor and a classic setup-and-payoff structure. If you enjoy off-color jokes, adult humor, funny priest and nun stories, and quick one-liner-style comedy, this unexpectedly ridiculous gag is a memorable laugh.

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Transcript
00:00Two priests are off to the showers late at night. They undress, step in the shower, but realize
00:04there's no soap. Father John says, I've got soap in my room. He goes to get it, not bothering to
00:08dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. On his way
00:12back,
00:13he sees three nuns walking towards him. With no place to hide, he stands against the wall and
00:17freezes like a statue. The nuns stop to comment on how lifelike he looks. The first nun suddenly
00:21reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops one of the bars of soap. Oh look, says
00:26the first nun. It's a soap dispenser. To test the theory, the second nun pulls on his manhood
00:31and the other bar of soap drops. The third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, twice,
00:36and then three times when nothing happens. So she gives it several more tugs and yells,
00:41oh my, hand lotion as well.

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