00:00An old lady with dementia loved riding her motorized scooter around the nursing home.
00:03She reached speeds of 5 miles per hour, but in her mind she was zooming at breakneck speed.
00:07The staff and other residents of the nursing home took pleasure in humoring her fantasy.
00:11Hold it right there, Mabel, said a nurse, holding her hand up like a traffic cop.
00:14I need to see your driver's license.
00:16Mabel reaches into her purse and took out a picture of her grandkids.
00:19The nurse tells her to watch her speed and have a safe trip.
00:21A few moments later, Mabel is stopped again by Rose, a fellow resident,
00:25who tells her they've had reports of a stolen car that matches the description of the scooter.
00:28Rose asks to see her registration and Mabel produces an expired coupon from her purse.
00:32Rose examines it and tells Mabel she's free to go.
00:35Mabel takes off down the hallway once again.
00:37She takes a wrong turn into George's room and comes to a stop.
00:40George gets out of bed, naked, and walks over to her with his private parts in his hand.
00:43Oh damn, says Mabel, not the breathalyzer again.
00:48Oh my god!
00:54You're nasty.
00:55Oh my god!
00:58Oh my god!
01:01Oh my god!