00:00A woman goes to Dr. Smith to ask about options to get bigger breasts.
00:03After talking to the doctor, she decides that surgery is too risky.
00:06And as she's leaving, the doctor says,
00:08Well, there's one thing you can do, but you have to do it every day.
00:11He tells her to rub her chest and say,
00:13Eenie, meenie, minie, moe. I want my breasts to grow, grow, grow.
00:16She shrugs this off and leaves the office.
00:18After thinking for a while, she says,
00:20Why not try it? It's free. It's easy. What do I have to lose?
00:24So every morning before work,
00:25Eenie, meenie, minie, moe. I want my breasts to grow, grow, grow.
00:29After a few weeks, it starts working. She's thrilled.
00:31She wakes late one morning and with no time for her daily mantra,
00:34rushes to catch the bus.
00:36She doesn't want to miss a day, so she goes to the back of the bus
00:38and whispers while rubbing her chest,
00:39Eenie, meenie, minie, moe. I want my breasts to grow, grow, grow.
00:42A man leads over to her and asks,
00:44Excuse me, are you a patient of Dr. Smith?
00:46Embarrassed, she says, Yes. Why do you ask?
00:48And the guy says, Hickory, dickory, dog.
00:51What?
01:12What's the end?
01:12What?
01:13What?
01:14He said,
01:15He said,
01:16I forgot.