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A woman asks Dr. Smith about getting bigger breasts, but decides surgery is too risky and chooses a strange daily mantra instead. What starts as a silly joke about rubbing her chest and saying, “Eeny, meenie, miny, mo, I want my breast to grow, grow, grow,” turns into a brilliantly timed comedy payoff on a bus.

After a few weeks, the routine seems to work, until she misses her morning chant and hurries to whisper it in the back of the bus. That’s when another passenger leans in with an even funnier punchline, turning this short joke into a classic laugh-out-loud setup and surprise ending. It’s a quick piece of joke storytelling built for fans of comedy clips, funny one-liners, and unexpected punchlines.

If you enjoy short comedy stories, joke videos, and laugh-out-loud punchline humor, this one delivers a simple setup with a clever twist. It’s the kind of funny storytelling that works well for quick entertainment, casual listening, and anyone searching for classic jokes, comedy shorts, and viral-style humor.

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00:00A woman goes to Dr. Smith to ask about options to get bigger breasts.
00:03After talking to the doctor, she decides that surgery is too risky.
00:06And as she's leaving, the doctor says,
00:08Well, there's one thing you can do, but you have to do it every day.
00:11He tells her to rub her chest and say,
00:13Eenie, meenie, minie, moe. I want my breasts to grow, grow, grow.
00:16She shrugs this off and leaves the office.
00:18After thinking for a while, she says,
00:20Why not try it? It's free. It's easy. What do I have to lose?
00:24So every morning before work,
00:25Eenie, meenie, minie, moe. I want my breasts to grow, grow, grow.
00:29After a few weeks, it starts working. She's thrilled.
00:31She wakes late one morning and with no time for her daily mantra,
00:34rushes to catch the bus.
00:36She doesn't want to miss a day, so she goes to the back of the bus
00:38and whispers while rubbing her chest,
00:39Eenie, meenie, minie, moe. I want my breasts to grow, grow, grow.
00:42A man leads over to her and asks,
00:44Excuse me, are you a patient of Dr. Smith?
00:46Embarrassed, she says, Yes. Why do you ask?
00:48And the guy says, Hickory, dickory, dog.
00:51What?
01:12What's the end?
01:12What?
01:13What?
01:14He said,
01:15He said,
01:16I forgot.

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