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00:00One man gang, of course, will beat the Macho Man in the semi-finals.
00:04DiBiase, of course, awaiting the winner to meet them in the finals.
00:10This is just going to be a classic here.
00:14Golden opportunity from Brutus to Barber Beefcake.
00:18Peggy Sue's out there, Jess.
00:20Of course, expect Hockey to go anywhere without his woman.
00:23Well, I haven't seen her the last couple of weeks, Jess.
00:27She's been working on her dance steps, I think, Gorilla.
00:30Maybe she has.
00:31Tell me, Gorilla, back in your heyday, did you use the dance like that?
00:35Oh, definitely not.
00:36I mean, I'd have paid money to see you.
00:38I'm sure you would have.
00:39I'd buy a ticket for that one.
00:42Coming down with his entourage, Peggy Sue and the Colonel.
00:46The Mouth of the South, Jimmy Hart, leading the way for the reigning Intercontinental Champion.
00:51The Honky Tonk Man.
00:53Almost said to Macho Man, because he was champion at one time.
00:56Yeah, but he ain't no more.
00:57This is the Intercontinental Champion of the Honky Tonk Man.
01:00And I'll say it again.
01:02What this guy lacks in ability, he makes up for, he's lucky.
01:06He has lady luck with him.
01:08Whether that's Peggy Sue or not, I don't know.
01:11This Honky Tonk Man, you're right.
01:12Certainly gone a long way.
01:14I've met all comers, Jess, not hiding from anybody.
01:17Look at this dance steps, Gorilla.
01:22I'll tell you what, I can sing.
01:24Wait, listen close.
01:25Can you hear me on piano there?
01:27How can I hear you on piano?
01:29That's me on piano, Jesse Lee Ventura.
01:33Come on, Jess.
01:35Thank you, I love you.
01:36Peggy Sue doing her thing.
01:42Maybe a funny-looking smile when this thing is over,
01:44because he could get a nice haircut here, Jess.
01:47Free one.
01:48And here comes the man who's likely to give it to him.
01:51And challenger, from San Francisco, California,
01:59weighing 271 pounds, Brutus the Warmer, Big Peg.
02:07Oh, he's got the big trimming shears out.
02:12You don't think he tried to cut Peggy Sue's hair, do you?
02:16Brutus is not able to do anything, Jess.
02:18I wouldn't put anything past him.
02:21I mean, she's got that great-looking ponytail.
02:24You don't think he'd try to cut that off.
02:25Wild look in the eyes of Brutus the Barber, Beefcake.
02:30I'll tell you, those shears are really home, too, Jess.
02:32They'll cut paper.
02:35Cut hair.
02:36I don't think Brutus is worried about cutting paper.
02:38No, I don't, but that's just a bigger speech.
02:41So how sharp and cock they are.
02:44Referee taking the belt.
02:45This is what it's all about.
02:46Continental title on the line, Intercontinental title up for grabs.
02:52Bobby the Brain takes aversion to some of the outfits worn by Brutus.
02:57He says it looks like he had a couple of hang grenades in his pocket.
03:00They went off.
03:01Well, that is a different-looking outfit, but, you know,
03:04I like it because you know me, Gorilla.
03:06I've always been one to enjoy colorful things.
03:08You certainly have.
03:11What is all that he's got around his legs, though?
03:15I don't know.
03:16Take a good look at it.
03:17You know, Brutus looks like he survived a Three Mile Island nuclear problem.
03:24He's talking to Brutus earlier on today, and, boy, he is extremely confident, Jess.
03:29He thinks he's got it all together.
03:31He thinks he has the ability to get his hands on the Intercontinental belt.
03:36Belt's gone.
03:37This one's underway.
03:38Here we go for the Intercontinental Championship of the World Wrestling Federation.
03:46And with C-
03:47While we're waiting for the hookup here, Gorilla,
03:49I want to say hi to Terry Tyrell and Jade back in Minnesota.
03:53Terry Tyrell.
03:54And Jade.
03:55Oh, okay.
03:56Fine.
03:59Yeah, you're a long way from home, Jess.
04:01Well, halfway across the country.
04:03Prince is watching at my house.
04:05Oh, please.
04:07He's a big fan, you know.
04:09Tie up.
04:11Both men jockeying for a position here.
04:16Only one of the titles that's on the line here.
04:19Of course, the tournament for the big one is still underway.
04:22And then don't forget the Tag Team Championship's coming up.
04:27I understood, Jess, that your dog was named Prince.
04:29Is that correct?
04:31No.
04:31Oh.
04:32Someone misinformed me.
04:33You're all full of misinformation, Monsu.
04:38Like I said-
04:39With the leg up in the air, look out, Atomic Drop coming up.
04:42Yes.
04:43Oh, he's got him high, too.
04:44Oh, he nailed him.
04:46Oh.
04:47And does that hurt?
04:49Right on the tailbone.
04:53Oh, what does that hurt?
04:55That's not going to hurt you.
04:56If I make it look bad, I'm a check.
04:58He's just trying to psych Honky out, mess up his hair, and he's done a good job of it.
05:02Keep him out of my hair.
05:04You can hear Honky yelling, keep him out of my hair.
05:08Honk got a lot of support every time he goes outside that ring.
05:16You know, the one thing that's an advantage for a champion is this.
05:20You've got to beat the champ.
05:23That's true.
05:23You know, you've got to pin the champ or make him submit.
05:26That's the only way you can get a title.
05:27So that's in Honky Tonk's favor in this bout.
05:30Well, I've always said.
05:31We think it's got to beat it.
05:32I've always said, Jess, over the years that once you're the champion, you know, it's relatively
05:36easy to hold on because of those particular rules.
05:39But it has to be that way because if it wasn't, you could get a biased referee who could do
05:44a bad disqualification call which could change the title, and I disagree with that.
05:49I agree with that disagreement.
05:52We're starting to get along halfway through this program.
05:55Being rammed face first into that top turnbuckle.
05:59The Honky Tonk man.
06:01He's in dreamland almost.
06:05Brudei giving a sign for the shearing, perhaps.
06:09He better go for the win and not worry about the hair right now.
06:12The Intercontinental title is much more important than a haircut.
06:16Whip in by Brudei.
06:18Nicely frog and a high knee right to the kisser.
06:23And Honky out to the floor.
06:25He's got a little bit out of there.
06:26Very smart move.
06:28He wants to regroup.
06:29He's rallying the troops outside the ring.
06:36Oh, he got a little bit too close.
06:39He got grabbed by Brudei, who wants to continue to go to work on him.
06:45He doesn't want to count out, Jess.
06:47That won't help him.
06:48He definitely don't.
06:50A count out, and Honky will keep the title.
06:53That's why he...
06:54Iris whipped by the challenger.
06:55Oh, nice maneuver as he anticipated the move of the champion.
07:03Oh, he telegraphed that, Jess.
07:05Yeah, but there the champion anticipated his move.
07:11Now, this is where the Honky Tonk Man gets mean and deadly.
07:14When the guy's made a mistake and he's down on the mat.
07:17Going to work now with a vengeance.
07:20Honky Tonk Man, as you can see, the pain, excruciating pain,
07:23on the face of Brutus DeBarbera Beefcake.
07:28Both smiling now, the Colonel and Peggy Sue.
07:33Perhaps we'll see the shake, rattle, and roll, Jess.
07:35You can definitely bet he'll try to set up for it.
07:38You know, Peggy Sue, I like her enthusiasm, though.
07:40She's with it throughout this whole match.
07:42She's always bubbling, full of excitement and enthusiasm.
07:46No wonder Honky gets along with her so good.
07:49Snap there, takes the challenger over.
07:51Look out.
07:51Blue.
07:53Look right between the eyes.
07:56Oh, yeah.
07:58Swim with the hips.
07:59Trying to clear the cobwebs here
08:01as he's getting clobbered by the champion.
08:07Setting him up, perhaps.
08:09Nope.
08:09Thought he was going to go for it right there, Jess.
08:11Now he's going to try to soften him up a little bit more.
08:16You know, for the shake, rattle, and roll,
08:18you really don't need a whole lot of compromised position, Jess,
08:21because it's a front face shot.
08:22Look at the mouth.
08:22Look at the mouth sneaking in there when the referees turn.
08:25Sheep shot.
08:28That's what I like about the mouth and honky-tonk.
08:31They'll do anything to win.
08:36Right over the shoulder of Peggy Choo in the carnal.
08:40There's a honky dog.
08:41Here he goes.
08:42Oh, here we go.
08:42If he hooks in, it's over.
08:46Paul's in.
08:47Oh, he chose not to do it.
08:49Wow.
08:50I wonder why.
08:50I don't know.
08:51Maybe he felt something.
08:55I guess he figured he didn't have Brutus compromised enough
09:00to go for the pin on the shake, rattle, and roll.
09:02Then again, the colonel had his back to us.
09:05He might have stopped it, Jess.
09:06He's got him set up.
09:08There it goes.
09:08Oh, there's the shake.
09:11And the rattle.
09:12Oh, he went for the roll, but Brutus grabbed the rope.
09:17And Brutus unloads downstairs.
09:20That adrenaline is flowing now.
09:23We could see a new Intercontinental Champion.
09:25Beefcake with a whip and a big backdrop and a beauty.
09:30Look at the champion pleading.
09:33Pleading for a little time.
09:34Can you blame him?
09:35No.
09:37What a backdrop that was.
09:40Sent him in again for the ride.
09:42And there's the sleeper.
09:45He's got him right in the center of the ring.
09:48Honky Tonk trying to fight his way to the ropes.
09:52He's way out there in the center.
09:54He's not going to make it to the ropes.
09:56He's fading.
09:57I don't believe it.
09:59Luck may have run out on the Honky Tonk man.
10:02The sleeper slapped down by Brutus.
10:05And the champion is fading.
10:09He's just about out, Jess.
10:13Referee checking the arm.
10:14Oh, look out.
10:15Where was the mouth?
10:16Get the colonel out of there.
10:19Oh, look at him.
10:20He nailed the referee.
10:21How brilliant at Jimmy Hart.
10:23He saw the Honky Tonk man going down with the sleeper.
10:26And he's knocked out the referee.
10:32Honky Tonk man deliberately clobbering the referee with his megaphone.
10:36In the meantime, the champion, Honky, is sound asleep, Jess.
10:42That's right, but so is the referee, Gorilla.
10:45Well, I'm sure that.
10:46And you can't win without a referee's decision.
10:49Absolutely not.
10:51Oh, we're going to see a little cutting.
10:54Yes.
10:55He's not going to cut the Honky's hair, is he?
10:57Oh, I hope so.
11:00Oh, there goes Jimmy Hart.
11:01Look at the colonel grab the bag with all the shears in it.
11:07Now he's trying to get out.
11:08Under the ring.
11:09No.
11:09He didn't make it.
11:10That's hot.
11:11Look at him.
11:15Who knows what's going on under there?
11:17You don't think Beefcake's giving him a haircut under the ring, do you?
11:21It's possible.
11:22Now he's dragging poor Jimmy out.
11:26And this here is a definite mismatch.
11:31He's got the little bag that Brudyke carries all those scissors in, those clippers and everything.
11:37In the meantime, still inside the ring.
11:39Beefcake's got the scissors.
11:40Oh, no, he's cutting Jimmy's hair.
11:45Oh, he's got him pinned down to earth.
11:48And really doing a number on him.
11:53He won't like this, Jess.
11:56This is horrible.
12:00And still, unconscious, inside the ring, he's got to be the champion.
12:06Look at that.
12:07There you can see Peggy Sue.
12:09Look at Peggy Sue working on it.
12:10He's trying to wake the champ up.
12:12Two extra referees in there trying to bring the referee around.
12:15Look at his...
12:18Referee still down.
12:21Jimmy Hart.
12:22Look at Hart's hair.
12:23That's horrible.
12:24Look at Peggy Sue with a water bucket.
12:28Referee finally on his knees now.
12:29No, he's still down.
12:30Well, she woke up the honky-tonk man.
12:33But the referee is still out of it.
12:36Brudyke now with the big shears.
12:38He wanted to do some serious cutting on the honky-tonk man.
12:42We're gonna need a decision.
12:43Something happened here.
12:44We need a decision from the announcer, from the referee.
12:48Well, the referee that was the referee for the match is still unconscious.
12:53Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this contest, as a result of the disqualification, Brutus the
13:01Burger Beefcake.
13:04Beefcake, Victoria's here on a disqualification.
13:06Not the kind of victory he wanted.
13:09He got to cut somebody's hair.
13:11That's right.
13:12He didn't win the title, but he got to give a haircut.
13:14So, I guess you'd look at it as Beefcake's 50% gratified.
13:19Well, you don't go home with any gold at all.
13:22Let's look at this.
13:23Honky-tonk man really bent out of shape about what Brutus the Barber Beefcake did to his
13:29man, the Colonel, bowing some kind of vengeance here, Jess.
13:32Oh, and look at this.
13:33He's got...
13:34There's the instant replays.
13:35Look at that.
13:37He's cutting poor mouth of the South's hair.
13:39I mean, look at that.
13:41Oh, really giving him a good, clean trim job.
13:46Right now, we're going to go back again to Mr. Baseball.
13:50Bob Euchre still in his quest.