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00:00The Macho Man in the semi-finals.
00:02DiBiase, of course, awaiting the winner to beat them in the finals.
00:08This is just going to be a classic here.
00:12Golden opportunity for Brutus the Barber Beefcake.
00:16Peggy Sue's out there, Jess.
00:18Of course, expect Hockey to go anything wherewith on his woman.
00:22Well, I haven't seen her the last couple of weeks, Jess.
00:25She's been working on her dance steps, I think, Darilla.
00:28Maybe she has.
00:29Tell me, Gorilla, back in your heyday, did you used to dance like that?
00:33Oh, definitely not.
00:34I mean, I'd have paid money to see her do that, Gorilla.
00:37I'd buy a ticket for that one.
00:41Coming down with his entourage, Peggy Sue and the Colonel.
00:45The Moth of the South, Jimmy Hart, leading the way for the reigning Intercontinental Champion,
00:50the Honky Tonk Man.
00:52Almost said the Macho Man because he was champion at one time.
00:55Yeah, but he ain't no more.
00:56This is the Intercontinental Champion, the Honky Tonk Man.
00:59And I'll say it again.
01:00What this guy lacks in ability, he makes up for.
01:04He's lucky.
01:05He has lady luck with it.
01:07Whether that's Peggy Sue or not, I don't know.
01:09This homie don't make it right.
01:11Certainly gone a long way.
01:12I bet all covers, Jess.
01:13He's not hiding from anybody.
01:15Look at his dance steps, Gorilla.
01:21I'll tell you what, I can sing.
01:23Wait, listen close.
01:24Can you hear me on piano there?
01:26How can I hear you on piano?
01:28That's me on piano, Jesse Lee Ventura.
01:31Come on, Jess.
01:34I love you.
01:35Peggy Sue doing her thing.
01:40Maybe a funny looking smile when this thing is over because he could get a nice haircut here, Jess.
01:46Free one.
01:46And here comes the man who's likely to give it to him.
01:49And challenger, from San Francisco, California, weighing 271 pounds, Brutus the Marmer, Big King.
02:06Oh, he's got the big trimming shears out.
02:11You don't think he tried to cut Peggy Sue's hair, do you?
02:15Brutus is not going to do anything, Jess.
02:17I wouldn't put anything past him.
02:19I mean, she's got that great-looking ponytail.
02:22You don't think he'd try to cut that off.
02:24Wild look in the eyes of Brutus the Barber, Beef King.
02:28I'll tell you, those shears are really home, too, Jess.
02:31They'll cut paper.
02:33Cut hair.
02:34I don't think Brutus is worried about cutting paper.
02:37No, I don't.
02:37But that's just a figure of speech.
02:39Show you how sharp and cock they are.
02:42Referee taking the belt.
02:43This is what it's all about.
02:45Title on the line.
02:46Intercontinental title up for grabs.
02:51Bobby the Brain takes aversion to some of the outfits worn by Brutus.
02:56He says it looks like he had a couple of hang grenades in his pocket.
02:59They went off.
03:00Well, that is a different-looking outfit.
03:02But, you know, I like it because you know me, Gorilla.
03:04I've always been one to enjoy colorful things.
03:07You certainly have.
03:10What is all that he's got around his legs, though?
03:12I don't know.
03:14Take a good look at it.
03:15You know, Brutus looks like he survived a Three Mile Island nuclear problem.
03:23He's talking to Brutus earlier on today, and, boy, he is extremely confident, Jess.
03:28He thinks he's got it all together.
03:30He thinks he has the ability to get his hands on the Intercontinental belt.
03:35Belt's gone.
03:36This one's underway.
03:37Here we go for the Intercontinental Championship of the World Wrestling Federation.
03:44And with C...
03:46While we're waiting for the hookup here, Gorilla, I want to say hi to Terry Tyrell and Jade back in
03:50Minnesota.
03:51Terry Tyrell.
03:52And Jade.
03:53Oh, okay.
03:54Fine.
03:57Yeah, you're a long way from home, Jess.
03:59Well, halfway across the country.
04:02Prince is watching at my house.
04:04Oh, Prince.
04:06He's a big fan, you know.
04:08Tie up.
04:09Both men jockeying for a position here.
04:15Only one of the titles that's on the line here.
04:17Of course, the tournament for the big one is still underway.
04:20And then don't forget the Tag Team Championship's coming up.
04:25I understood, Jess, that your dog was named Prince.
04:28Is that correct?
04:29No.
04:30Oh.
04:31Someone misinformed me.
04:32You're all full of misinformation, Mansu.
04:37With the leg up in the air.
04:39Look out.
04:39Atomic drop coming up.
04:41Yes.
04:41Oh, he's got him high, too.
04:43Oh, he nailed him.
04:44Oh.
04:45And does that hurt?
04:47Right on the tailbone.
04:52Oh, what does that hurt?
04:53That's not going to hurt you.
04:55It might make it look bad.
04:56What about Jess?
04:56He's just trying to psych Honky out, mess up his hair.
04:59And he's done a good job of it.
05:00Keep him out of the hair.
05:03You can hear Honky yelling, keep him out of my hair.
05:07Honk got a lot of support every time he goes outside that ring.
05:11Come on, wake up.
05:15You know, the one thing that's an advantage for a champion is this.
05:18You've got to beat the champ.
05:21That's true.
05:22You know, you've got to pin the champ or make him submit.
05:24That's the only way you can get a title.
05:26So that's in Honky Tonk's favor in this bout.
05:28Well, I've always said.
05:30He's got to beat it.
05:31I've always said, Jess, over the years that once you're the champion, you know, it's relatively easy to hold on
05:36because of those particular rules.
05:38But it has to be that way because if it wasn't, you could get a biased referee who could do
05:43a bad disqualification call which could change the title.
05:46And I disagree with that.
05:48I agree with that disagreement.
05:51We're starting to get along halfway through this program.
05:54Being rammed face first into that top turnbuckle.
05:57The Honky Tonk man.
05:59He's in dreamland almost.
06:04Brudei giving the side for the shearing perhaps.
06:07He better go for the win and not worry about the hair right now.
06:11The Intercontinental title is much more important than a haircut.
06:15Whip in by Brudei.
06:17Nice leapfrog and a high knee right to the kisser.
06:22And Honky on the floor.
06:23Champion slid out of there.
06:24Very smart move.
06:26He wants to regroup.
06:27He's rallying the troops outside the ring.
06:34Oh, he got a little bit too close.
06:38He got grabbed by Brudei who wants to continue to go to work on him.
06:43He doesn't want to count out, Jess.
06:45That won't help him.
06:47He definitely don't.
06:48A count out and Honky will keep the title.
06:51That's why he...
06:52By the challenger.
06:54Oh, nice maneuver as he anticipated the move of the champion.
07:01Oh, he telegraphed that, Jess.
07:03Yeah, but there the champion anticipated his move.
07:09Now, this is where the Honky Tonk Man gets beaten deathly when the guy's made a mistake and he's down
07:14on the mat.
07:15Going to work now with a vengeance.
07:18Honky Tonk Man, as you can see, the pain, excruciating pain, on the face of Brudis the Barber Beefcake.
07:26Both smiling now, the Colonel and Peggy Sue.
07:31Perhaps we'll see the shake, rattle, and roll, Jess.
07:34You could definitely bet he'll try to set up for it.
07:36You know, Peggy Sue, I like her enthusiasm, though.
07:38She's with it throughout this whole match.
07:40She's always bubbly, full of excitement and enthusiasm.
07:44No wonder Honky gets along with her so good.
07:47Snap there, takes the challenger over, look out.
07:50Whoa.
07:51Look right between the eyes.
07:55Oh, yeah.
07:57Swim with the hips.
07:58Brudis trying to clear the cobwebs here as he's getting clobbered by the champion.
08:05Setting him up, perhaps.
08:07Nope.
08:08Thought he was going to go for it right there, Jess.
08:09Now he's going to try to soften him up a little bit more.
08:14But, you know, for the shake, rattle, and roll,
08:16you really don't need a whole lot of compromised position, Jess,
08:19because it's a front face.
08:20Look at the mouth.
08:21Look at the mouth sneaking in there when the referees turn.
08:23Sheep shot.
08:26That's what I like about the mouth and honky-tonk.
08:29They'll do anything to win.
08:34Right over the shoulder of Peggy Sue and the Colonel.
08:38There's a honky dog.
08:39Here he goes.
08:40If he hooks it, it's over.
08:45Pausing.
08:46Oh, he chose not to do it.
08:47Wow.
08:48I wonder why.
08:49I don't know.
08:49Maybe he felt something.
08:53I guess he figured he didn't have Brutus
08:57compromised enough to go for the pin
08:59on the shake, rattle, and roll.
09:00Then again, the Colonel had his back to us.
09:03He might have stopped it, Jess.
09:05He's got him set up.
09:06There it goes.
09:06Oh, there's the shake.
09:09And the rattle.
09:10Oh, he went for the rope.
09:11But Brutus grabbed the rope.
09:15And Brutus unloads downstairs.
09:19That adrenaline is flowing now.
09:21We could see a new Intercontinental Champion.
09:24Beefcake with a whip and a big backdrop and a beauty.
09:28Look at the champion pleading.
09:31Pleading through a little time.
09:33Can you blame him?
09:34No.
09:35What a backdrop that was.
09:38Sends him in again for the ride.
09:40And there's the sleeper.
09:44He's got him right in the center of the ring.
09:47Honky Tonk trying to fight his way to the ropes.
09:50He's way out there in the center.
09:52He's not going to make it to the ropes.
09:54He's fading.
09:55I don't believe it.
09:57Luck may have run out on the Honky Tonk man.
10:01A sleeper slapped down by Brutus.
10:04And the champion is fading.
10:07He's just about out, Jess.
10:11Referee checking the arm.
10:12Oh, look out.
10:14Get the colonel out of there.
10:17Oh, look.
10:19And he nailed the referee.
10:20How brilliant of Jimmy Hart.
10:22He saw the Honky Tonk man going down with the sleeper.
10:24And he's knocked out the referee.
10:30Honky Tonk man deliberately clobbering the referee with his megaphone.
10:34In the meantime, the champion, Honky, is sound asleep, Jess.
10:40That's right, but so is the referee, Gorilla.
10:43Well, I'm sure that.
10:45And you can't win without a referee's decision.
10:47Absolutely not.
10:50Oh, we're going to see a little cutting.
10:52Yes.
10:53He's not going to cut the Honky's hair, is he?
10:55Oh, I hope so.
10:58Oh, there goes Jimmy Hart.
11:00Look at the colonel grab the bag with all the shears in it.
11:05Now he's trying to get out.
11:06Under the ring, no.
11:07He didn't make it.
11:13Who knows what's going on under there?
11:15You don't think Beefcake's giving him a haircut under the ring, do you?
11:19It's possible.
11:21Now he's dragging poor Jimmy out.
11:25And this here's a definite mismatch.
11:29He's got the little bag that Brudyke carries all those scissors in, those clippers and everything.
11:35In the meantime, still inside the ring is the Honky's Honky.
11:38Beefcake's got a scissors.
11:39Oh, no, he's cutting Jimmy's hair.
11:43Oh, he's got him pinned down there.
11:46And really doing an ever on him.
11:51He won't like this, Jess.
11:54This is horrible.
11:59And still, unconscious, inside the ring, has got to be the champion.
12:04Look at that.
12:06There you can see Peggy Sue.
12:07Look at Peggy Sue working on.
12:08Peggy Sue's trying to wake the champ up.
12:10Two extra referees in there trying to bring the referee around.
12:13Look at his...
12:16Referee still down.
12:19Jimmy Hart.
12:20Look at Hart's hair.
12:22That's horrible.
12:23Look at Peggy Sue with the water bucket.
12:26Referee finally on his knees now.
12:27No, he's still down.
12:29Well, she woke up the Honky Tonk, man.
12:31But the referee is still out of it.
12:34Brudyke now with the big shears.
12:37He wanted to do some serious cutting on the Honky Tonk, man.
12:40We're going to need a decision.
12:41Something happened here.
12:42We need a decision from the announcer, from the referee.
12:46Well, the referee that was the referee for the match is still unconscious.
12:51The winner of this contest, as a result of the disqualification, Brutus, the burger, Beefcake.
13:02Beefcake, Victoria is here on a disqualification.
13:04Not the kind of victory he wanted.
13:07He got to cut somebody's hair.
13:09That's right.
13:10He didn't win the title, but he got to give a haircut.
13:13So, I guess you'd look at it as Beefcake's 50% gratified.
13:18Well, you don't go home with any gold at all.
13:20Let's look at this.
13:21Honky Tonk, man.
13:22Really bent out of shape about what Brutus, the barber, Beefcake, did to his man, the colonel.
13:28Bowing some kind of vengeance here, Jess.
13:31Oh, look at this.
13:31He's got...
13:32There's the instant replay.
13:33Look at that.
13:35He's cutting poor mouth of the South's hair.
13:37I mean, look at that.
13:39Oh.
13:41Really giving him a good, clean trim job.
13:44Right now, we're going to go back again to Mr. Baseball.
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