00:00No one knows.
00:00Dude, because he was like literally, dude, the Aztec civilization was like, it was like
00:06really impressive.
00:07They had like millions of tributes.
00:08It was like pretty advanced.
00:10And for some reason, when Cortez and like 10 dirty Spanish guys like held him at sword
00:16point, he was like, I'll live with you guys.
00:18My bad.
00:18You're going to live as their like secret prisoner.
00:21And historians think that he got kind of like a bad case of Stockholm syndrome where he
00:26just like started helping them.
00:28Like it makes no sense at all.
00:30Oh, other than that, fucking stab you.
00:32Because I feel like if he if he had screamed in his palace, he had thousands of guards.
00:36But I guess it was like, well, if I scream, I'll get stabbed.
00:39Yeah.
00:39I wonder if he kind of started believing that his gods were bullshit.
00:42Like he looked at this hummingbird and was like hummingbird.
00:45And he also had a hummingbird nose ring made out of jade.
00:48So he probably felt dumb.
00:50He had a hummingbird nose ring.
00:51Cortez like, dude, that shit's so fucking lame.
00:55Wow.
00:55Wow.
00:56Because they were like they were like cutting people's faces off and wearing their skin
01:01and like, oh, like a frazzle drip.
01:04Yeah.
01:05Hell yeah.
01:06That's where they got it from.
01:08And Cortez would try to be like, imagine if you just had like a child's face on for an
01:12hour.
01:12And as a guy was like, what are you even doing, man?
01:14Yeah.
01:15Like, no, this is sick.
01:16And he's like, dude, that's so dumb.
01:17He's like, I'll take you to the piercing bagoda to get you a matching nose ring.
