00:00People say masturbate because we haven't figured out
00:02a better word or term to use.
00:04So now we just have to keep saying masturbating,
00:08masturbated, master, bye.
00:11We just have to keep saying this word
00:12because we haven't come up with a better version.
00:14But masturbating is the worst word.
00:16It's very clinical.
00:17It sounds so like madly and masculine,
00:21like a deodorant, like Mitchum deodorant.
00:24Masturbation, it's good for your soul.
00:26Masturbation sounds a little bit mechanical.
00:28It's the whole scene that's going on.
00:31It's not just emotion.
00:33I guess like masturbation is like business,
00:35like the business term, you know?
00:36We'll circle back about this masturbation thing later.
00:39I think part of the reason why there isn't a good slang term
00:42for female masturbation is just because it hasn't been
00:47made mainstream yet.
00:49We need a word to catch on.
00:51We need like Broad City or like someone to develop the word
00:54and we all start using it.
00:55My roommate and I call it petting the cat.
00:58Petting a kitty.
00:59My private sexy time.
01:01Buttering my muffin.
01:02Muffing's the first thing that came to mind.
01:04I don't understand why girls can't just call it whacking it.
01:07I feel like jilling was a thing for a while.
01:09You know, if I'm feeling confident that day,
01:11I'll say jilling off.
01:12Hey boss, I was late for work.
01:13I was jilling off.
01:15I just don't see why it has to be a girl version of the guy.
01:19Like I would rather just everybody say jacking off.
01:23I think jacking it implies a certain motion.
01:25You can also say jerking off as a woman.
01:28I heard someone use a term the other day called making waffles.
01:33Watering the tulips.
01:34I once heard somebody refer to it as a downstairs DJ because it's like...
01:41I am a big fan of rubbing one out because I think it is gender neutral and whatever you
01:47have, whatever your situation is, you're going to be rubbing it in some way.
01:51Rubbing one out.
01:52Yeah.
01:54I thought about maybe calling it, I'm going to visit my bat cave and say hi to Michael
02:00Keaton, but that might be too much.
02:03I feel like a really good term for female masturbation could be clitting.
02:08I know.
02:08I love the word clit.
02:09It's just hard as a verb.
02:11But you know what?
02:11If people want to take it, then I'll get on board immediately.
02:14I'm just going to start saying that.
02:16I'm going to start saying clitting on the street.
02:18Try to pump that up.
02:19Get it on the social media.
02:21Hashtag clitting.
02:23It makes you sound cool like you're comfortable with your body.
02:25Two things about me, I have a clit and I'm clitting.
02:30Got a clit.
